Brian returns to Nantucket when a mysterious trunk is discovered to have been left by the brothers' late father; Joe and Brian open a package from their late father.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime - and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Wojo's discovers an ancient weapon; Barney and his staff learn that the precinct may be sold to a private business.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Bud is given the responsibility of taking care of a neighbor's car.

Betty decides to re-enact the town's founding.

Gracie and Blanche try to get Ronnie's new girlfriend a part in a film.

Gracie takes on the Army when she learns that Ronnie is about to become a soldier.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

A ranch dedicated to disabled animals; a groundbreaking animal-shelter.

The Singapore Zoo is full of surprises; a nighttime safari.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The judge's prized golf ball disappears.

Bentley tries to quash rumors that a house is haunted.

The time machine malfunctions, causing Jesse and Frank James to appear in Tim's kitchen.

Martin (Ray Walston) studies aging on Earth and meets two dear little ladies (guest stars Lurene Tuttle and Nydia Westman) with a talent for larceny. With Bill Bixby.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Rick is taught an important business lesson by Grandfather Stratton.

Kate's Uncle Harry uses the family in a scheme to impress an army buddy.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Mork decides to help Mindy pay for school by selling his story to the press.

Inspired by the false eulogizing over a dead landlord, Mork decides to jump-start the man to life.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too.

When Kraus overhears part of a conversation, she thinks she has only six months to live.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

A former '60s radical wanted by the FBI is dismayed that his arrest for shoplifting doesn't create some publicity.

Barney discusses holiday plans with his estranged wife; A claustrophobic robber and two feuding toy dealers are hauled in during the Christmas season.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Mrs. Naugutuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

A lady urges Archie to go to a convention.

Archie inadvertently discovers that all his other friends are "Commies" when he plans a party in honor of Mr. Van Ranseleer.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

George's decision to become the partner of an apparently fatherless boy leads him into the middle of a sensitive family problem.

Jerry Brown; Jean Marsh; Erma Brombeck; Charlie Callas.

Benny makes crafty use of his shadow; the Rev. McFudpucker gives a sermon; a teacher foils a kidnap plot.

A musical version of the Lady Godiva story; a clown causes chaos; Hill's Angels; shipboard life.

Benny sings the adventures of the Gay Caballero, presents a show on holidays, and plays a schoolboy with a catapult.

Burt decides to run for sheriff; Mary thinks she may be carrying an alien baby; Jessica's psychiatrist meets the family.

The Tates hire a new butler named Saunders; Burt learns the results of the sheriff's election; Billy tells Leslie their affair is over.

When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too.

When Kraus overhears part of a conversation, she thinks she has only six months to live.

An Indian exchange student (Rita Moreno) visits.

Margaret wins a car in an orphanage's raffle.

Gracie's plans for a big dinner party go awry when she loses the house key.

Gracie and Blanche try to trick their husbands into joining them on a trip to New York.

Jack imagines himself as an Old West gunslinger.

Jack dreams he's Alexander Hamilton, dueling with Aaron Burr.

The entire command goes into all-out battle with the Japanese on Christy's (Gary Vinson) wedding night. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The crew and geisha Binghamton (Joe Flynn) pose as a traveling kabuki company to steal gasoline. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Dennis is saddened when all his friends are too busy to play with him.

Dennis plays matchmaker while trying to sell valentines.

Bentley and friends try to teach Kelly a lesson.

Bentley gives Kelly advice on flattery.

Martin uses a benevolence bulb to get Detective Brennan off his trail.

Tim's Irish uncle visits and becomes convinced that Martin is a leprechaun.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Ricky sets off on his first hunting trip with Grandfather Stratton.

Ricky's in for a surprise when he thinks a girl has a crush on him.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Burt decides to run for sheriff; Mary thinks she may be carrying an alien baby; Jessica's psychiatrist meets the family.

The Tates hire a new butler named Saunders; Burt learns the results of the sheriff's election; Billy tells Leslie their affair is over.

Jessica is hospitalized; Burt wins; Jodie goes to court.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray and Archie plan on protecting their bar from a neighborhood robber.

Archie overhears a customer making snide remarks about Fred the waiter.

Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Helen finds out that her fiance (Mark Harelik) is returning from Asia with the intention of marrying her.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Casey's idea of hosting dignitaries from a "sister city" becomes a reality and causes a stir on the island.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding - even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

The tabloid tale of a sexually compulsive movie star (Robin Strasser) dating John (Judd Hirsch) has serious repercussions. With Jere Burns.

The tattler's identity is revealed; Brooke (Robin Strasser) offers to help restore John's (Judd Hirsch) tarnished reputation. With Jere Burns.

Ralph (Harry Groener) falls for a married woman (Megan Mullally); John and Kirk (Judd Hirsch, Jere Burns) compete to tell only the truth.

Plans to give John (Judd Hirsch) a surprise birthday present go askew when the gift is stolen from Kirk (Jere Burns). With Lela Ivey.

Drew explains his release from the insane asylum and somehow winds up in a "love rectangle.".

Drew tries to keep his marital status secret from all his friends.

George and Gracie invite a pair of newlyweds to spend their honeymoon at their home.

Ronnie's vacation plans are ruined when George insists he attend summer school because of poor grades.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

A chapter of Parker's novel in which he sinks a Japanese battleship appears as fact in his hometown newspaper.

Binghamton discovers he is personally responsible for a $140,000 shortage in the base inventory.

Betty decides it is time she went out on her own, so she moves in with a friend of hers.

The Andersons arrange a face-saving banquet for a poverty-stricken author.

A store owner hopes to become the coach of Dennis' baseball team.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

A scar received in a car accident mars Blair's personality as well as her face.

Tootie is afraid she may lose Jeff when a gift from his grandmother ends up in the blender.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Archie plans for an expansion of the bar, but his partner has other ideas.

Businessman Murray Klein hopes to take over Harry's half-interest in the bar, much to Archie's disapproval.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Drew explains his release from the insane asylum and somehow winds up in a "love rectangle.".

Drew tries to keep his marital status secret from all his friends.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

Actor Mickey Rooney; actor Paul Rodriguez; actress Merie Earle.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Louise makes it clear she doesn't want another child in the house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignments; Barney recalls friends departed before he turns out the squad room lights for the last time.

A teen drug addict grabs Fish's gun and hold the precinct hostage; Captain Barney Miller must talk him down.

While Drew tries to choose between his two wives, Kate and Nicki find out more about their mutual "man.".

Kate tries to get even with Drew's bigamy by dating a sportscaster and mingling with famous baseball players.

A college student needs Gracie's help to pass a test.

Gracie and George's exchange student gets a very different view of American culture than he expected.

Jack gives new hope to his old violin teacher, Professor LeBlanc.

Peter, Paul and Mary adapt the folklore of Jack Benny to a song.

McHale's men compete for the distinction of making the most fetching sarongs for a bazaar. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is hypnotized so that the men can stage a show for the benefit of a nearby orphanage. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Betty asks her family not to celebrate her birthday when she learns that gift giving has become meaningless.

Jim makes a risky deal with Bud when they agree on a $10-a-week allowance.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Wilson causes an uproar when he wants to eat the chicken he won at Dennis' school.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

A co-worker of Jo's suffers career burnout and threatens to commit suicide.

A weekend trip to New York sets Natalie on a new life course.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Edith gets encouragement from Murray when she wants to get a job, but she's not getting any support from Archie.

Murray and Archie disagree over what to do about a prostitute who comes to the bar to pick up men.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

While Drew tries to choose between his two wives, Kate and Nicki find out more about their mutual "man.".

Kate tries to get even with Drew's bigamy by dating a sportscaster and mingling with famous baseball players.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Actor Walter Matthau; actor Ricky Schroder.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen - and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Drew uses his newfound ventriloquism skills to ensure a promotion at work; a trip to the dentist has Lewis beside himself.

Mimi's advice to Drew's mother (Marion Ross) leads to Drew playing sex therapist to his parents.

Gracie plays matchmaker for her wardrobe woman and Harry Von Zell, not realizing the woman is happily married.

Gracie throws an elaborate dinner party for a French physicist.

Jack recalls being in vaudeville with George Burns.

Jack decides that Bobby Darin should play him in his film biography.

Parker (Tim Conway) embarks on a dangerous decoy mission disguised as a British general. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) catches Gruber and Chief Urulu (Carl Ballantine, Jacques Aubuchon) selling lots on Navy-held Taratupa Island.

The Andersons have a dispute over fashion.

Betty learns a valuable lesson while teaching others at college.

Dennis' shadowboxing abilities allow him to outsmart a bully.

An initiation may bar Dennis from a club.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Dr. Bellows catches Tony levitating in his office; Tony says he's an amateur magician.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Blair puts up her grandmother's trust fund to save Eastland School from bankruptcy.

Blair becomes headmistress of Eastland School.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Archie gets ill - literally - over the energy crisis.

Archie's bookkeeping causes tax problems.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Drew uses his newfound ventriloquism skills to ensure a promotion at work; a trip to the dentist has Lewis beside himself.

Mimi's advice to Drew's mother (Marion Ross) leads to Drew playing sex therapist to his parents.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen - but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer - under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Actress Elizabeth Taylor; actor Michael Douglas.

Joe foils Brian's plan to make Helen reconsider her policy of not dating pilots.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen - but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

Jenny's thesis research on street gangs teaches her a lesson in life.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

The Blue Man Group and John Ratzenberger guest star in a live episode in which Drew awakes in a dog pound, handcuffed to a stranger.

Winfred-Louder hires an efficiency expert (Wanda Sykes) who makes life miserable for everyone.

George practices sneezing for a TV role, and Gracie winds up at the doctor's office when she picks up the habit.

Gracie asks Harry Von Zell to buy a boat for George.

Nat King Cole performs in an instrumental group with Jack on the violin.

Jack thinks his itching arm is caused by an allergy.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) finds himself and Parker (Tim Conway) on board a Japanese airplane bound for Tokyo. With Ernest Borgnine.

Binghamton finds the daughter (guest star Susan Silo) of a French planter stowed away on PT-73. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Bud gets a job at the local newspaper, much to Margaret and Jim's disapproval.

The Andersons are worried when Betty goes to New York to attend a friend's wedding.

Henry's hand gets stuck in a pickle jar.

Trouble arises when Dennis is taught how to use a voodoo doll.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

A private detective plots to cash in when he discovers both Samantha and Endora are witches.

Samantha and Darrin feel they might not have married if he knew she was a witch.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Blair's mother runs into an old high-school boyfriend during Parents Night.

Mrs. Garrett's ex-husband proposes again.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

On the eve of Alice's 40th birthday, her mother visits and convinces her that she's over the hill.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away - and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

The Blue Man Group and John Ratzenberger guest star in a live episode in which Drew awakes in a dog pound, handcuffed to a stranger.

Winfred-Louder hires an efficiency expert (Wanda Sykes) who makes life miserable for everyone.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some - but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Actor Jack Lemmon; Janet Hillis; comic Maureen Murphy.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some - but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Drew challenges Mimi to a series of drag races in an effort to soothe his male ego.

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

Gracie hires an artist to paint a portrait of George for a surprise birthday gift.

The girls hire gigolos when George and Harry Morton refuse to take them nightclubbing.

Jack reminisces about the early days of radio.

Jack thinks about what it might have been like to have gone to college.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) must find a way to get his pet POW's (Yoshio Yoda) toothache treated by a Navy dentist.

A Hollywood director (guest star Robert F. Simon) selects McHale's men as the cast for his documentary. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Betty is accepted by a self-appointed group of "acceptable" students.

An elderly man is forced to accept reality when Kathy crashes his dream world.

Dennis thinks a marriage has been arranged for him.

Dennis jumps to conclusions when he hears the Wilsons arguing.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

Tootie's father wants to remove her from Mrs. Garrett's care.

Mel's is not looking forward to his nerdy cousin Wendell's visit, but when Vera catches his eye Wendell turns to Mel for advice on how to woo her.

Vera causes trouble for Mel when she cashes an old school friend's check at the diner.

Murray's past haunts him when he applies for a liquor license.

Gloria, Mike and Joey arrive at the Bunker home for Thanksgiving.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Drew challenges Mimi to a series of drag races in an effort to soothe his male ego.

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Actor Richard Harris; actress Ann Turkel; actor Buck Henry; David Horowitz.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Everyone is amazed when Helen sells a townhouse, but then the Ropers and Brookeses battle over the commission.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Jim offers to coach Bud's basketball team.

Kathy becomes president of a family corporation.

In an effort to get George to sponsor the ballet, Gracie hires two dancers as a butler and maid.

George and Gracie's vaudeville friends, the Pearsons, come for a visit.

Connie Francis and Jack play hillbillies.

Jack suggests that Andy Williams work harder to promote his singing career, so Andy dons a tuxedo and joins Jack at the opening of a meat market. With Madge Blake and Lee Meriwether.

Jack and Suzi visit South Africa's Thula Thula reserve, known for its work saving African elephants.

The Knysna Elephant Park and Cheetah Outreach Center.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Peter invests in a gold mine.

Bentley hires a penny pincher to teach Peter.

Martin's duplicating machine makes a permanent copy of Tim.

Honorary deputy Mrs. Brown (Pamela Britton) becomes a zealous guardian of law and order. Guest star: Victor French. With Bill Bixby, Ray Walston.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Edward, trying to prove his athleticism, decides to race up the Empire State Building.

Edward tries to coach Rick on how to get his girlfriend back.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

Nonviolent Mork is baffled when Mindy and her father try to teach him self-defense after an encounter with a bully.

Mork turns himself into a romantic elderly gentleman to court Mindy's grandmother out of the blues.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

When the governor falls in love, he turns to Benson for advice on how to make a good impression.

Benson helps a street gang-turned-maintenance company get a state contract.

Mel explodes when he learns that his mother is including his secret chili recipe in a cookbook.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Archie's silent business partner Murray Klein returns to New York to recoup his investment in the bar.

Archie thinks Billie is using marijuana.

George reflects back on the day the Jeffersons opened their first store.

George tries to launch Jenny's fashion career by arranging a "chance" meeting with a renowned fashion designer.

Lucille Ball; Dom DeLuise; Charlton Heston; Ace Trucking Company.

A man finds his intended has been promised to another; Fred Scuttle introduces Scuttlevision.

Health farm.

Preacher; druggist; vagabond.

Jessica is hospitalized; Burt wins; Jodie goes to court.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

Dying Jessica forgives Chester; Carol lies; Dutch is torn.

When the governor falls in love, he turns to Benson for advice on how to make a good impression.

Benson helps a street gang-turned-maintenance company get a state contract.

Bud tries desperately to do a good deed for a stranger.

Bud finds he cannot replace the money he borrowed.

Gracie tries to help the Mortons, who can't sell their swamp.

Gracie writes a magazine story claiming that George once beat up a gangster.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Lester (Carl Ballantine) trades $4 million for some native trinkets. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale's crew stages an old-fashioned hoedown to cheer up Willy.

A scruffy gas station owner (Jonathan Banks) wins free interior decoration from Sugarbakers.

Charlene agrees to sponsor Mary Jo's daughter (Priscilla Weems) in the Miss Pre-Teen Atlanta Contest.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Suzanne volunteers her services as a temporary foster mother to a Vietnamese girl (Connie Lew).

The women are forced to consider the ethics involved in a most lucrative assignment.

A decorator (Tony Goldwyn) who has AIDS asks the ladies to plan his funeral.

Reese (Hal Holbrook) suffers a heart attack after an arm-wrestling match with an old buddy (Jack Bannon).

Julia's solo with the Atlanta Symphony gives Charlene courage to oppose her minister.

Julia's on-camera lashing of a local leader (Jason Bernard) launches her political career.

Julia is outraged over a New York Times article; Bernice receives a marriage proposal.

Suzanne convinces Charlene that her boyfriend (Douglas Barr) should date others before making a commitment.

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Mary Jo is mugged, the Sugarbaker women take a self-defense course.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Highlights of past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Highlights from past episodes include bras, killer bees and wacky dresses.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer - under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

John's (Judd Hirsch) professor (George Hearn) plans to steal his poetry when he is asked to evaluate it. With Jere Burns.

John (Judd Hirsch) must decide whether to expose his former professor (George Hearn) for plagiarizing his poems. With Jane Carr.

Louise's (Jane Carr) past interferes with her present-day efforts to save the financially troubled center. With Judd Hirsch, Isabella Hofmann.

John's son Matthew (Billy Cohen) is upset about having a sibling; Kirk and Denise (Jere Burns, Olivia Brown) take over John's kitchen. Stars Judd Hirsch.

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

Gracie misinterprets George's actions and fears he wants to end his own life.

Gracie tries to make things right after Harry Von Zell dates a married woman.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

A Russian navy officer (guest star Sue Ane Langdon), assigned to study PT-boat operations, turns out to be a young woman. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Big Frenchy (guest star George Kennedy) and his boys target a boatload of Binghamton's supplies. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Christmas holiday is threatened when Jim's sister spends the holidays with the Andersons.

Jim has problems handling a young man he is supposed to be helping.

Distributor Dennis loses circulars.

Dennis serves as a judge in a trial in which Mr. Wilson is the defendant.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Mel's beneficiaries start squabbling over what they will get when he passes away.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Memories trigger family tensions when the Bunkers reunite for the holidays.

Murray gives Dottie the prostitute a chance to work at an honorable profession.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.