Mimi devises a scheme that leaves Drew unable to get home from China because he has no passport or money.

Because of Endora's spell, Darrin almost talks himself out of a job.

Samantha saves her secret and Mrs. Stephens' sanity with some well-placed witchcraft.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

George appears as a guest speaker at UCLA.

When ravenous Harry Morton misses lunch, Gracie reports him missing.

Jack puts on a new-talent show.

Jack referees a wrestling match for charity.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew set out to find three USO girls (guest stars Jackie Russell, Asa Maynor, Marian Collier) on an uncharted island. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) opens a resort hotel for tired naval personnel. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Jim accuses the children when $10 is missing.

Jim's plans to celebrate Thanksgiving fall apart.

The Mitchells' new neighbors share a phone line.

Dennis protests when he believes the city has been unfair to the postman.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

When Samantha teaches Tabitha an important lesson, Tabitha realizes one mother is enough.

Samantha gives her sick Uncle Arthur a pill and the whole neighborhood suffers as a result.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Brian returns to Nantucket when a mysterious trunk is discovered to have been left by the brothers' late father; Joe and Brian open a package from their late father.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

Brian returns to Nantucket with his estranged wife (Kim Ulrich), who promptly falls for Joe.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Brian gets the chance to be alone with Helen -- and a distrustful Joe is not happy about the situation.

Actress Susan Sarandon; actor Ricky Schroder; actor Bob Hope.

Joe foils Brian's plan to make Helen reconsider her policy of not dating pilots.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

The brothers once again vie for Helen's attention, this time with extravagant birthday gifts.

After charming his way out of a traffic ticket, Brian must "uncharm" an obsessive policewoman (Sharon Barr).

Joe is forced out of the pilot's seat by high blood pressure.

Hiding in the back seat, Brian eavesdrops on Joe and Helen's secret date.

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Joe, Brian and Helen bring Christmas cheer to a depressed Fay.

Helen's earthbound flying lessons with Joe have her scheming to get back into the cockpit.

Joe tends to post-dental surgery patient Helen, but is goaded into sneaking away to watch football.

Brian challenges Fay to a therapeutic tennis match after she loses in the local championships.

While Joe is in traction and Brian is in charge, the plane vanishes from the hangar.

UFO sighting supporters converge at the airport after Brian reports a possible encounter.

Joe and Helen plan a romantic Valentine's Day dinner; Brian meets a lingerie saleswoman.

Brian makes weekend wedding plans with his adventurous new girlfriend (Lisa Darr).

Brian dates an attractive traveler (Marie Marshall) whose identity surprises him; Helen steals Joe's address book.

Joe and Brian have different reactions to the unexpected reappearance of their ex-convict mother (Barbara Babcock).

Brian gets nervous when he sees Fay's double -- the "Culinary Killer" -- on television.

Helen must decide between Joe and the cello when she gets a position with an out-of-state symphony.

After 10 months, Joe and Brian find Helen waitressing in a strip joint and convince her to return to Nantucket.

Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall.

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Joe enters a local election against a previously unopposed Roy, but a dark-horse candidate emerges.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Joe thinks a good thing is coming from a large crate on his birthday.

Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

Frasier and Lilith Crane fly to Nantucket to film a self-help video but run into a storm of trouble named Helen.

A passenger (William Hickey) with a round-trip ticket to the destination of his choice causes trouble for the brothers.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Comic George Carlin; Barney Odum.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business.

When Brian borrows Lowell's houseboat for a romantic cruise with Alex, he accidentally sinks the craft.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Joe causes an elderly video-store clerk to have a heart attack after an argument over a videotape charge.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Lowell attempts to eulogize his friend and mentor; Joe and Brian try to keep Helen awake for 18 hours after she suffers a head injury.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Joe and Brian finally get up the nerve to tell Lowell to move out.

Fay becomes paranoid when many of her friends tell her that a man is trying to track her down; Antonio becomes addicted to cable television.

Tempers flare when the gang and an annoying old man (William Hickey) are trapped in Antonio's taxi during a storm.

Encouraged by Brian, Joe becomes involved in a relationship with Fay's 19-year-old study partner (Liz Vassey).

Brian reconsiders his commitment to Alex when a bevy of attractive models comes to town for a photo shoot.

After Alex reveals she is moonlighting as a barmaid, the others recall some of their off-season odd jobs.

Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game."

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiance's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Comic Don Rickles; actress Angie Dickinson; music group Oak Ridge Boys.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Antonio misinterprets plans for an engagement party for Joe and Helen.

Antonio is upset when developer Gavin Rutledge (Jonathan Frakes) romances Casey; Brian has a dream about Helen.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Helen's mother (Debbie Reynolds) comes to town with a check for Helen and Joe's wedding, unaware that Casey is divorced.

A famous astronaut (Robert Culp) comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

Antonio is held hostage by a crazed air-traffic controller (Dann Florek) on Christmas Eve.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Jack and Suzi travel to Rwanda to find endangered mountain gorillas.

Jungle Jack travels to the Florida Keys to return twin orphaned manatees to the wild; the Dolphin Research Center.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Helen is irate when Joe alters the architectural plans for their house without consulting her; after their fight, Joes dreams that he and Helen die in a plane crash.

Helen decides to throw a lavish Christmas Eve party, but Joe is in a hurry to go skiing in Vermont; Brian and Casey agree to date other people.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Helen invites a surprise guest attends Roy's birthday party -- the gay son (Abraham Benrubi) he has not seen in six years.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

In Joe and Brian's absence, Antonio fills in at the airline desk and creates a public relations disaster.

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Helen finds out that her fiance (Mark Harelik) is returning from Asia with the intention of marrying her.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Casey's idea of hosting dignitaries from a "sister city" becomes a reality and causes a stir on the island.

Host David Letterman; actor James Garner; actress Ellen Burstyn; Rod Dornsife.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

When Brian decides to settle down, the woman he selects (Jenny McCarthy) doesn't quite meet his expectations.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio consoles a woman (Tracy Scoggins) whose boyfriend (Philip Casnoff) recently dumped her.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Casey convinces Brian to invest a hefty insurance check in a martini bar.

Joe and Brian are forced to sell the airline to a rich businessman who puts his slacker son in charge.

The new business arrangement draws differing reactions from Joe and Brian.

Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece.

Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill.

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Joe, Brian and Royare on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Helen and Joe are leery about going to a dinner where Roy will introduce his willful mother (Rose Marie).

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

This classic comedy series is a satire on all the daytime soaps out there. The stories revolve around a rich family, the Tates, and a blue-collar family, the Campbells. With stories mostly centered around crazy characters and sex, the escapades are as soapy as you can get: divorce, homosexuality, adultery, kidnapping, organized crime, war flashbacks, custody battles, murder and amnesia.

Walter and Arthur land in a Vermont jail while Maude and Vivian go on an eating binge.

Both Maude and Vivian receive affectionate postcards from the same man.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

Stephanie wants to try out for her school's baseball team.

Archie's determined to keep an intruder out of his storeroom.

Archie's uninsured truck hits baseball player Reggie Jackson's car.

A mugger attacks Mr. Van Ranseleer.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

John is concerned when Ralph announces his intention to remarry the fickle Blomlika.

John's blind date is successful until the woman announces her intention of moving in with him.

John (Judd Hirsch) refuses to buy a self-help book recommended by all his group members. With Harry Groener and Jere Burns.

The group fears that Louise's visiting British relatives will discover she is a single mother.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

Gracie answers the Mortons' phone and thinks someone is tossing a surprise party for George.

Gracie unknowingly offers lodging to two burglars.

Bob Hope and Jack recall being in vaudeville together.

Jack and Carol Burnett play Tarzan and Jane.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) ousts McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew from their happy home on McHale's Island. With Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) forbids his men to clean up the boat to avoid taking a lady correspondent (guest star Sherry O'Neil) on a Pacific tour. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Kathy fears that she is an adopted child.

Betty realizes that her graduation from high school will bring an end to many things.

Dennis is saddened when all his friends are too busy to play with him.

Dennis plays matchmaker while trying to sell valentines.

Both George and Hazel conspire to get a new client for George's business.

Hazel's plan to get rid of a bothersome handyman backfires when he proposes to her.

Endora casts an "ambition" spell on Darrin which results in the break-up of a friendship.

Serena wreaks havoc on the Stephens' lives with her witchcraft.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Without telling Helen, Stanley decides to sell the townhouse -- and Helen thinks the prospective buyers are friendly neighbors.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A stranger tries to pick up Mother Jefferson.

Business setbacks shatter George's self-confidence.

George is anxious to be a guest lecturer at a college until he realizes where the school is.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Actor Danny DeVito; actor Richard Benjamin.

Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Endora casts an "ambition" spell on Darrin which results in the break-up of a friendship.

Serena wreaks havoc on the Stephens' lives with her witchcraft.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before.

Gracie misinterprets the message in an old telegram.

A vacation trip to New York hits a snag when Gracie wants the Mortons to join them.

After a spat, Jack tries to find a replacement for Don.

Gangsters hold Jack for ransom; guest George Burns.

Binghamton borrows McHale's PT-boat and crew to sail in search of the enemy.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is picked by a congresswoman (guest star Clara Carter Clarke) looking for a hero to spearhead a war-bond tour of the U.S.

Bud develops a crush on a girl from "the wrong side of the tracks.".

Betty prepares for the arrival of a cowboy beau.

Wilson is asked to give up his retirement to run a company office in Pittsburgh.

Dennis is underfoot during wedding preparations.

Hazel sees her investment in a bakery rise to a healthy profit.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Sam and her daughter Tabitha go shopping; Tabitha grants a man's wish to be 9 years old again.

Serena turns a coed into a siren, Darrin is almost forced to change his job.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

A young man visits Stanley and claims to be his son from a brief fling years before.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Comic Argus Hamilton; actor Paul Reiser; actor Maggie Jakobson.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

Sam and her daughter Tabitha go shopping; Tabitha grants a man's wish to be 9 years old again.

Serena turns a coed into a siren, Darrin is almost forced to change his job.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Gracie must testify against a bank robber (Sheldon Leonard); George plans to sing at a dinner for Ronald Reagan.

Gracie locks the Mortons -- and the Burnses -- out of their homes.

Jack has a nightmare about changing identities with Peter Lorre.

Martha Tilton and Jack reminisce about the USO.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) decides to commandeer the best cook in the Pacific -- said to be McHale's private POW, Fuji (Yoshio Yoda). With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) wagers his ship's clock that Parker (Tim Conway) can outshoot Ensign Dennison (guest star Ed Mallory). With Ernest Borgnine.

When Jim and Margaret decide Betty should go to college, they make all the plans for her.

Bud tries to seem older for a beautiful date.

Dennis finds $1,650 in a radio set that Mr. Wilson gave him.

Dennis' gopher wanders over to Mr. Wilson's backyard.

Hazel and the mistress of the house misunderstand one another.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Ellen Greene; comic Jimmy Tingle.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

A case of mistaken identity results in a wolf being changed into a bird.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Gracie's fall in a department store leads to a misunderstanding.

Harry Morton buys an iron deer, thinking it will add dignity to his front lawn.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

McHale's crew raffles off a date with a French charmer (guest star Claudine Longet) to raise money for a party. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) finds an excuse to have the skipper and crew of PT-73 transferred to another command. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Betty decides it is time she went out on her own, so she moves in with a friend of hers.

The Andersons arrange a face-saving banquet for a poverty-stricken author.

Dennis finds Mr. Wilson's telephone book, which has a $500 stock certificate inside.

Alice and Dennis are in charge when Henry leaves on a business trip.

Steve doesn't know how much he likes his house until it's sold.

Hazel is hurt when she feels she has been used to swindle a friend.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Blair unwittingly pairs Charlie with a 23-year-old.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Everyone starts experiencing problems after Linda mentions that the planet Mercury is in retrograde; Jake challenges Bob and Reggie in a game of Scrabble.

Isabel Campbell; actor Marilyn Horne; comic Steven Wright.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

Drew fantasizes about a top-of-the-line refrigerator when his old one dies.

Drew's parents (guest stars Marion Ross and Stanley Anderson) arrive to help with the wedding preparations, which include a bachelor party. With Drew Carey.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Darrin becomes a da Vinci painting after a kiss and a twitch from Samantha.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Bedridden from a bad back, Mel lets his mother run the diner and she doubles the business.

The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Gracie tries to convince one of Harry's clients that Harry is a playboy.

George wants Gracie to get out of jury duty.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

Jack answers request letters sent by his fans.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's help in pacifying a native chieftain (guest star Leon Lontok). With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is given an opportunity to demonstrate his prowess as a leader. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Betty asks her family not to celebrate her birthday when she learns that gift giving has become meaningless.

Jim makes a risky deal with Bud when they agree on a $10-a-week allowance.

Mr. Wilson hopes to get away from Dennis by holding a rock-collecting contest.

Dennis tries to stop a goldfish tank leak.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Blair decides to quit law school after a rumor circulates about her and a womanizing professor.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.