Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Actress Sarah Miles; comic David Brenner; Kreskin; animal expert Joan Embery.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Henry's peaceful day in bed is ruined when everyone expresses concern over his health.

"Murder on the Orient Express" spoof.

Love song; Maurice Dribble.

A moviegoer overreacts; a pianist's story is told.

Train; Hotel Sordide.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreads the thought of her first Christmas without her mother. With Greg Evigan and Paul Reiser.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Present and future Christmas-Hanukkah holidays create problems for Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser). With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Joey's childhood sweetheart falls for Michael.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

On her 42nd birthday, Muriel discovers she's pregnant.

Jessica is arrested for Peter's murder, and her lawyer refuses to defend her.

Burt begins to exhibit strange behavior; Father Tim has bad news for Corinne.

Dr. Medlow wants to commit Burt; Eunice's hiding from Marilyn.

Eunice pursues the photos; things look very bad for Jessica.

When Kraus falls for the butcher, Benson is enlisted to help bolster her self-confidence.

A compassionate Benson helps a homesick 11-year-old Soviet chess genius.

The governor must cope with 200 hungry guests when Benson and Kraus are trapped in a freezer.

The governor's irascible father visits the mansion, creating havoc among staff and guests.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that Sarah's (Kimberly Russell) home life is contributing to her recent poor scholastic performance. Robert Hooks guest stars.

Arvid (Dan Frischman) imagines himself playing roles in "Moonlighting" and "The Honeymooners." Marcia Christie guest stars.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that his students are sabotaging one another's science fair projects.

Criticism upsets school journal editor Simone.

While vacationing in Mexico, Tony (Tony Danza) intercepts a message that leads to Angela's (Judith Light) dismissal at the advertising agency.

Tony urges Angela into a new venture.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.

Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.

Kate's (Christa Miller) soul is endangered by "The Devil" (guest star Grant Shaud); Drew (Drew Carey) masquerades as Mimi (Kathy Kinney) for Halloween.

Jimmy wagers anchorman Bill in a poker game and loses him to a rival station.

Organizing a summer outing for his co-workers almost becomes too much for Matthew (Andy Dick). With Dave Foley and Phil Hartman.

Joe (Joe Rogan) gets fired up about the new security cameras at the station and sets the place ablaze. With Dave Foley and Maura Tierney.

Mr. James runs for president of the United States, a la Ross Perot; a mustachioed Matthew annoys co-workers.

Jack feels guilty for firing his old partner 30 years ago and decides to rehire him, but then he remembers why he fired him in the first place.

Nina's comeback photo shoot leaves her in head-to-toe gold paint for the day; Maya gets ambushed when she agrees to speak at a forum for women in the media.

Maya knocks designer Oskar Milos' (Dana Carvey) clothes and has to eat her words when Milos pulls his advertising.

An office blood drive turns into a storytelling session as Finch, Nina and Elliott recall for Maya how Jack transported them from dreary jobs to new careers.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

Maude learns that Carol's boyfriend is married to one of her oldest friends.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

TV host Oprah Winfrey; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Shirley Muldowney.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Mrs. Naugatuck announces that she is in love and plans to be married.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Ann's enthusiasm over her new lifestyle becomes a real problem when she accidentally influences the wrong person.

Ann helps one of Barbara's admirers when Barbara keeps trying to give him the brush-off.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Actor Robert Blake; model Christie Brinkley; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

Brian has a difficult decision to make when he and Alex spend a week dating each other.

While Brian recuperates from an injury, he becomes jealous when Alex spends time with Joe.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

Jamie's forced to work on an ad campaign with her ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz). He's recently published a comic book that features an evil queen from outer space, and Jamie thinks the character is based on her.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

An 11-year-old girl (guest star Jodie Foster) gets a massive crush on Danny (Danny Bonaduce).

The Partridge family makes a commercial for a take-out chicken restaurant.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Darrin plans a celebration because Samantha has not used witchcraft for a month.

Maude becomes suspicious when Walter develops a sudden passion for religion.

Maude and Walter spend a weekend in a mountain cabin in an attempt to bring the romance back to their marriage.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

The girls are determined to do everything in their power to spare Mrs. Garrett unnecessary stress.

Jo is furious when she learns that a favorite teacher is planning to leave Eastland.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Coached by Alex, Jennifer presents a class speech, but she doesn't know what she is talking about.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Harris searches Manhattan for an apartment to fit his intended lifestyle; Wojo is buried alive while pursuing a thief.

The FBI arrives to investigate a college student who built a working nuclear bomb for his physics class project.

Barbara brings a mentally impaired boy to help Schneider.

An unmarried classmate of Barbara's arrives with her new baby.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Actress Elizabeth Taylor; actor Michael Douglas.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Lowell and Bunny (Laura Innes) discover that a divorce is what they need to get the spark back in their marriage.

A potential investor in the airline (Mark Harelik) becomes interested in Helen.

The Buchmans struggle to find the perfect anniversary gift and discover that the newsstand where they met has burned down.

When the newsstand where they met burns down on their third wedding anniversary, the Buchmans get a glimpse of what their lives would have been like if they had never met.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

A private detective plots to cash in when he discovers both Samantha and Endora are witches.

Samantha and Darrin feel they might not have married if he knew she was a witch.

Maude is transformed into a quivering mass of guilt and insecurity when her mother pays a visit.

Maude breaks the news to Walter that she's been asked to run for the state Senate.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

The girls learn a valuable lesson when they join Tootie's college-aged brother and his roommate for a night on the town.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

An angry citizen creates a disturbance when he learns that his deposit at a sperm bank has been accidentally ruined.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

Ann tries to work up the nerve to ask a handsome business associate for a date.

Faced with eviction, an elderly neighbor takes a hostage in Ann's apartment.

George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it."

Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed.

Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house.

Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him.

Actor Don Rickles; Jon Serl.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Joe and Helen must stay in a cabin where Alex and Brian hoped to consummate their relationship.

A black eye and discolored hair turn Helen's dream date into a nightmare.

While awaiting the results of a pregnancy test, the Buchmans mull parenthood.

Paul wants to invest in a parking space at the Buchmans' building, even though they don't don't own a car; a reluctant Jamie is against the idea.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Walter moves into the nearest bachelor pad when Maude decides to run for the state Senate.

Maude and Walter both show up at the Harmons' party with a date.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Blair believes that she is the only one capable of keeping her sister and Jo from becoming nuns.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Julie auditions for Barbara's singer beau.

Barbara plans to win back her boyfriend from Julie.

Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig.

George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company.

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Actor Tom Hanks; actress Lynn Redgrave; Franklyn Ajaye.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Frustrated with his life, Joe explodes in anger and leaves town.

Brian must act responsibly to keep the airline running after Joe leaves Nantucket.

While waiting at a bus stop, Paul and Jamie take a test in a magazine to see if they are compatible; flashbacks show how the couple met and how their relationship developed.

Jamie tries to bond with Paul's mother (Cynthia Harris) while deciding who gets what in Sylvia's will; Jamie contemplates whether or not to tell Sylvia that they are trying to get pregnant.

Julia gets her head stuck in the banister at the governor's mansion just before the annual ball.

Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother.

Sandra's beau (Richard Lawson) buys a Japanese restaurant without knowing how to run it.

Old photographs trigger a retrospection of the show's first three seasons.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is transformed into a doll while baby-sitting her witch cousin, Amanda (guest star Emily Hart).

Sabrina and Aunt Hilda transform themselves into men to see how the other half lives, but the plan backfires.

Sabrina's Halloween party turns into a disaster when monsters crash the party and a river of candy corn fills the kitchen.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) life is transformed back to the 1960s when Salem swallows a "time ball.".

Mindy and Mork compete for the same job.

Mork develops an allergy to Mindy, causing unstoppable laughter.

The Fiji Islands: using vines to catch fish; creating colorful pearls; the blue-footed booby.

The future of chimpanzees, gorillas, mandrills and other primates.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray's daughter, whom he never mentioned, arrives for a visit.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actress Sally Field; composer Eubie Blake; Carnac.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Fred Scuttle; handyman.

Two suitors vie for a rich widow; Benny buys snuff.

Christian slave; spoof of Irish television.

Orson Welles parody; Fred Scuttle.

Joey (Greg Evigan) becomes the breadwinner when Michael (Paul Reiser) is laid off. With Florence Stanley.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

Elaine vows to wed Danny; Franklin's remarks insult Jessica.

Mary commits Burt; Carol and Jodie date; Benson testifies.

Walter leaves Eunice; Burt confesses; Mrs. Fine testifies.

Jodie and Carol find love; Burt returns; Chester is arrested.

A mysterious conservationist sends dead fish and sludge to the mansion to protest a power project.

Benson and the governor make a late-night visit to a seedy bar to talk to constituents.

Benson, a veteran, is puzzled when he is told to report to the Army for "evaluation.".

A temporary secretary's efficiency makes Marcy feel threatened.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Darlene and Sarah vie for a handsome student.

Charlie coaches for a meet with Bronx Science.

Samantha lies about Tony to slumber-party pals.

A philanthropist's death makes Mona an heiress.

Tony plays matchmaker for Angela and a recently divorced buddy.

Tony poses for Mona's beefcake calendar.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade -- as long as she is the star attraction.

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

When the station gets a lukewarm review in a national trade publication, the WNYX staff takes it personally.

Mutiny is in the air when budget cuts threaten the staff's office snacks. With Phil Hartman and Dave Foley.

Beth (Vicki Lewis) orders a video arcade game for the office, much to the delight of Mr. James and Dave (Stephen Root, Dave Foley).

Due to their lack of holiday spirit, Jimmy decides not to invite any of the WNYX employees to his annual Halloween bash.

Bringing her father and mother (Jessica Walter) together for the first time in 25 years creates complications for Maya.

Jack is hit by friendly fire when Finch accidentally shoots his company teammate in a paintball game.

Finch and the new nanny (Ana Gasteyer) are caught in an embrace by a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that Jack wants to turn a neighboring office into a daycare center, but what Jack really wants the space for is a steam room.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Barbara has trouble with her new part-time job.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actress Mariette Hartley; Bill Johnson; artist Alice Neel.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him down to size when his schemes go awry.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.