Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

A dedicated doctor has a gruff exterior but a soft heart.

John (Judd Hirsch) discovers that his ex-wife's new husband (Sam McMurray) is cheating on her. Tony Mandarich guest stars. With Jane Carr.

John's (Judd Hirsch) visiting dad (Stephen Elliot) takes an interest in Kate (Isabella Hofmann) -- which she returns in kind. With Billie Bird.

After inviting his widowed aunt to join the group, her incessant meddling forces John to rescind the offer.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) takes the group's advice and accepts a date -- with an old friend of John's. With Judd Hirsch and Jane Carr.

Gracie misinterprets George's actions and fears he wants to end his own life.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

McHale's crew raffles off a date with a French charmer (guest star Claudine Longet) to raise money for a party. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) finds an excuse to have the skipper and crew of PT-73 transferred to another command. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

The Andersons try to save a historic landmark that is marked for destruction.

Jim learns that he is being considered to receive an outstanding citizen award.

Mr. Wilson wants to be park commissioner.

Dennis tries to convince senators to turn a mountain into a national forest.

George fails to vote for a proposition he has endorsed.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Natalie's first date has unexpected consequences.

Jo fears her classmates will find out about her father's disreputable past.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for president of the United States.

Maude persists in spearheading a movement to draft Henry Fonda for president despite his continued protests.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

Benson's summer romance may disrupt a religious conference when the lady follows him home.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray's daughter, whom he never mentioned, arrives for a visit.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Actress Jeana Tomasino; actor Ricky Schroder; Sean Morey.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Charlene discovers her cousin (Kim Zimmer) is a victim of domestic violence.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

On the wedding day, Drew's mother (Marion Ross) concludes Kellie is the one who truly loves her son, not Lily.

When a pothole causes problems, Drew urges citizens to vote for a proposition that will allow more money for street repair.

Mel invests his track winnings in a musical starring Alice, and fires the show's star, Joel Grey.

Mel's musical gets less than rave reviews on opening night and the only person who can revive it is Joel Grey.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Gracie tries to make things right after Harry Von Zell dates a married woman.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

A jealous witch transports Samantha to 1868 New Orleans after thinking she is Serena.

Endora makes Tabatha sound like a musical genius; Darrin dares Samantha to learn the mortal way.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

The governor wants Benson to be the state's new budget director.

Benson finds that Clayton owns his apartment building and will do anything to avoid repairs.

The governor learns about dirty politics when his party won't support his renomination.

After visiting his lumber mill, the governor decides to run for re-election as an independent.

The governor's campaign comes to a hectic close, and the election results show he has lost.

Benson wins the lottery after saying he would give away the cash.

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Benson's criticism of federal budget cuts reaches the president's desk.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Benson's friend Sen. Diane Hartford has an interesting proposition for the lieutenant governor.

With Governor Gatling's latest term about to end, the assumption is that he can't run again. Then he learns that he can run again and does, competing with his old friend Benson for the job.

Benson and Gatling go toe-to-toe as the gubernatorial campaign heats up.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

The governor wants Benson to be the state's new budget director.

Benson finds that Clayton owns his apartment building and will do anything to avoid repairs.

The governor learns about dirty politics when his party won't support his renomination.

After visiting his lumber mill, the governor decides to run for re-election as an independent.

The governor's campaign comes to a hectic close, and the election results show he has lost.

Benson wins the lottery after saying he would give away the cash.

After Benson decides to run for lieutenant governor, he learns that a major supporter expects to be repaid with political favors.

Just as Benson's campaign money runs out, an unexpected benefactor arrives on the scene.

Benson's criticism of federal budget cuts reaches the president's desk.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Benson's friend Sen. Diane Hartford has an interesting proposition for the lieutenant governor.

With Governor Gatling's latest term about to end, the assumption is that he can't run again. Then he learns that he can run again and does, competing with his old friend Benson for the job.

Benson and Gatling go toe-to-toe as the gubernatorial campaign heats up.

Actor Robert Klein; actor Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

The Sugarbaker women testify for Bernice when her niece (Leslie Ackerman) attempts to have her declared incompetent.

Julia gets her head stuck in the banister at the governor's mansion just before the annual ball.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.

Drew, devastated after his father dies, attempts to give him a military funeral but things don't go as planned.

Mimi blames Drew when her house burns down because it appears to have been caused by Gus playing with the woodworking kit Drew gave him for his birthday.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Gracie's freeloading uncle comes for an extended visit.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Endora made a deal with another witch that Samantha would marry her son.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) embarks on a campaign to fatten up McHale (Ernest Borgnine).

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Anderson household is turned upside down when Cornel Wilde comes to talk with Jim.

Bud's purchase of a used car causes dissension in the Anderson household.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis with his school play.

A mischievous child antagonizes his neighbor.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Hazel leaves an autograph session with a vital document.

Endora made a deal with another witch that Samantha would marry her son.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Mrs. Garrett's son Alex visits her at Eastland; Natalie is impressed by his claims of having played on several recording sessions for popular musicians, but Blair doesn't trust him.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Benson rents an apartment so he can have some time alone, but everyone manages to find him.

The press secretary's publicity scheme involves a reluctant Benson in a "Big Buddy" program.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Archie overhears a customer making snide remarks about Fred the waiter.

Archie refuses to take part in the Father and Daughter Night at Stephanie's school, but Murray gladly offers to help out.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Actor Jack Lemmon; comic Steven Wright.

Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

John must sweat out two weeks of jury duty after his advice to Linda on how to avoid it backfires; Bob gives Jake a dog.

When Jake discovers that his dinner date is blind, he confesses that he doesn't want to date someone who cannot see.

Drew and the gang coach little Gus into lying to the insurance adjuster so Mimi can collect on her policy and move out of Drew's house.

Drew's fun new work environment disappears when Traylor convinces Scott that the coffee breaks and the foosball table should go; Lewis romances the new cook (Sheeri Rappaport) at the Warsaw.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

The new maid soon discovers that filling Florence's shoes as the Jeffersons' maid could be impossible.

Florence returns to the Jeffersons expecting her old job back when her shot at a new career fails.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Gracie becomes convinced that Harry Morton has fallen in love with her.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) surprises everyone when he locates an enemy installation. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Bud's heroic deed was really an accident.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis' team.

Mr. Wilson dreams of a luxurious life when he hears about his aunt's will.

Hazel passes up an audition to run Mr. Griffin's birthday party.

Hazel and the Baxters decide that telling lies sets a bad example for Harold.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Dr. Bellows learns Jeannie's true identity when a storm maroons both Roger and Dr. Bellows at the Nelsons' house; It turns out to be a nightmare.

Dr. Bellows and General Schaeffer are suspicious that Tony is a con artist when he beats Roger, a state senator and themselves in a poker game.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine, and Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when unlikely target Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Benson intervenes when a lovers' spat threatens to disrupt the governor's live TV show.

Marcy's mother shows a talent for disrupting Benson's smoothly organized wedding plans.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Murray and Archie head up a campaign to raise funds for an operation that may cure Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness.

Trouble arises when Veronica's ex-husband stops by.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

Stand-up comedian David Brenner jokes about music from India, chewing gum with liquid centers and his favorite restaurant: The International House of Pancakes.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

After Mimi insists that Drew befriend the gay couple who care for Gus after school, he inadvertently causes them to break up.

Drew and Kellie find that their opposing political views put a damper on their sex life; Mimi and Oswald throw a party but can't agree on what is gracious entertaining.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Gracie tries to sour the deal when she learns the Mortons are considering trading houses with another couple.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) arrives unannounced with the mothers (guest stars Naomi Stevens, Carol Veazie and Cheerio Meredith) of three of McHale's men on the day of a festival.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns McHale (Ernest Borgnine) to permanent duty as a liaison officer to the British Navy. With Tim Conway.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Kathy is nervous when she learns that she is to compete in the county spelling contest.

An automatic testing machine deems Dennis a genius.

Mr. Wilson regrets having sold his good-luck charm to Dennis.

Mr. Griffin employs a lovesick cook from Scotland.

The Baxters doubt the veracity of Hazel's nephew Walter.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorised chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Kraus' childhood rival is visiting from Germany and expects to find Kraus married to the governor.

Benson learns the meaning of faith as a result of his mother's visit.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

A drug stakeout fails when the entire neighborhood knows the detectives' whereabouts.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rosanna Arquette; talk show host Oprah Winfrey.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.

A strip-club accident forces Drew to admit to Kellie that he visited the club with Lewis and Oswald; Mimi decides to form an all-girl band.

Drew resorts to extreme measures when Mimi falls for an out-of-work artist who moves into the house and mooches incessantly.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

Gracie invites several people along on George's business appointment.

Gracie attempts to understand how a Geiger counter operates before she embarks on a trip to a uranium mine.

Martha Tilton and Jack reminisce about the USO.

Rita Moreno and Jack appear in a film set in Barcelona.

Jack takes his family to his old farm; the Knoxville Zoo; and visiting Smokey the dog at the University of Tennessee.

Checking on eagle nests; preparing two eaglets for release into the Smoky Mountains.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley brings in a supercool saxophonist for Kelly's combo.

TV star Rock Randall wants Peter for his cook; Peter wants a television.

Martin levitates a new piece from the art museum.

Martin gives Tim credit for his paintings.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

Edward gives Ricky some advice on handling women that turns the once-shy Ricky into a smooth-talking Romeo.

Ricky's mother returns to take him away from his newfound father.

To increase its popularity, the Marin Bugler holds a beauty contest, with unexpected repercussions for the winner.

Garfield the cat and his creator Jim Davis stop by Henry's office.

Mindy and Mork compete for the same job.

Mork's allergy to Mindy causes unstoppable laughter.

Mork helps Mindy battle ghosts on Halloween.

While Mindy is in the hospital for a tonsillectomy, Mork learns that she has been mistakenly scheduled for brain surgery.

Helen's and David's birthday party is a disaster when first Stanley and Jeffrey and then Helen and Anne start squabbling.

Jack doesn't want to tell his aunt that he's living with Vicky.

Belle decides to take over Alice and Vera's boyfriends and the running of the diner.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

The "perfect" computer date may cost Archie his best friend.

Stephanie thinks she's old enough to attend a rock concert, but Archie disagrees.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Mark Hamill; Eugene Fodor; Dr. William A. Nolen.

Train; Hotel Sordide.

Fred Scuttle; handyman.

Two suitors vie for a rich widow; Benny buys snuff.

A temporary secretary's efficiency makes Marcy feel threatened.

Benson and Kraus are taken hostage during a late-night market holdup.

Jessica hides in the kitchen when her relatives, the Campbells, come to dinner.

Affairs go sour; Jodie's lover confesses; Danny attacks Burt.

Jodie announces his surgery; Corinne pines for Father Tim.

Corrine wants to live with Peter; Danny has one last chance.

Bud wants his donation to be known.

The Andersons agree to let Betty baby-sit for a neighborhood child.

George misunderstands when he hears Gracie talking with a divorce lawyer.

After discovering an old vaudeville photo, Gracie believes George is an ex-convict.

Frankie Avalon tells how he became a guest on the show.

Connie Francis appears in a skit about Stephen Foster.

A chimpanzee steals a valuable necklace Binghamton (Joe Flynn) bought for his wife. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

A shah (guest star Stanley Adams) refuses to sign an oil rights agreement unless his friend Parker (Tim Conway) is made an admiral. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Dennis tries to snap a newsworthy shot of Henry.

Mr. Wilson helps Dennis with a newspaper drive.

Frank decides to create an aura of heroism for Bentley.

A young woman thinks Bentley should live a more purposeful life.

Martin wants to stow away on a rocket to Mars.

Martin picks up a police broadcast, which lands Tim in jail.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

A school reporter (Gary Coleman) is assigned to write a story on computers.

Ricky brings home his new pet orangutan that he and Derek have captured on a midnight expedition.

Henry's peaceful day in bed is ruined when everyone expresses concern over his health.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Jessica hides in the kitchen when her relatives, the Campbells, come to dinner.

Affairs go sour; Jodie's lover confesses; Danny attacks Burt.

Jodie announces his surgery; Corinne pines for Father Tim.

Corrine wants to live with Peter; Danny has one last chance.

On New Year's Eve, Charlene's date, Thomas Callaway, raises suspicions of being a dangerous prison escapee.

The women are forced to consider the ethics involved in a most lucrative assignment.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Winfred-Louder hires an efficiency expert (Wanda Sykes) who makes life miserable for everyone.

Drew challenges Mimi to a series of drag races in an effort to soothe his male ego.

When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference.

Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Brian realizes his new girlfriend (Shannon Tweed) may be older than he thought when he meets her college-age son (Shawn Palmer); Joe and Roy face their fear of clowns.

As Joe and Brian prepare to face each other in a local boxing match, Antonio and Helen fall in behind their favorites.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

John escorts Mrs. Philbert to her 60th high-school class reunion, where she must face the woman who stole her fiance.

His relationship with her daughter causes John (Judd Hirsch) to dread breaking up with Gail (Jane Daly). Also guest stars Juliet Sorcey.

"Lovemaster" Kirk (Jere Burns) falls in the heat of battle with new group member Mary Beth (Susan Walters). With Judd Hirsch.

Kirk (Jere Burns) invites John (Judd Hirsch) to go skiing, then is devastated when John hits it off with a female skier. With Jane Carr.

Jack Benny must convince Gracie her marriage to George is legal.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Memorial services are conducted for McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew when they are presumed killed in action. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) schemes to have McHale (Ernest Borgnine) transferred to the U.S. to instruct at a PT-boat school.

Bud wants his donation to be known.

The Andersons agree to let Betty baby-sit for a neighborhood child.

Dennis visits the bank every day to check on his account.

Dennis promises to keep Mr. Wilson's secret to himself.

Mr. Griffin goes too far in arranging his nephew's wedding.

Stockholder Hazel voices discontent when the product fails.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

Clayton moves into the mansion after receiving death threats for foiling a bribe attempt.

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Alex attempts to convince retired blues singer Eddie Dupre (Brownie McGhee) to revive his career.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Inspector Luger visits Barney to complain; Wojo arrests a cross-dressing teamster. A neighborhood vigilante is over the hill.

Actress Glenn Close; actor Tim Allen.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.

The incredibly annoying Bob (Saverio Guerra) haunts Becker when he's hired on as the new building superintendent.

Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant.

Drew and Kellie exchange house keys, which causes chaos when Drew's boss (Jonathan Mangum) needs a place to hold a clandestine tryst.

Drew coaches Gus in soccer, but the boy terrifies his teammates with his aggressive playing style; Lewis is attracted to Kellie's beautiful cousin (Jennifer Jostyn).

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone -- including his mother -- starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A dog-sitting weekend for a pampered pooch could be the key to a profitable business deal for George.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Gracie gets a tax refund in the mail and invites L.A. mayor Fletcher Bowron to the house for dinner to discuss it.

Jack wants Harlow to escort the sponsor's daughter.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) enlists McHale's (Ernest Borgnine) aid in commandeering a native tribe to work on the Taratupa airstrip. With Tim Conway.

A photographer (guest star Arte Johnson) is assigned to McHale's boat to take battle-action pictures. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

A friend of Jim's comes to his house on a business matter, and it proves to be embarrassing.

Jim's helpful suggestions to Bud about romancing a woman backfire.

Mr. Wilson's attempt to hold a bird lovers convention at his house ends on a dismal note.

Mishaps arise when Dennis promises to remain silent.

Hazel manages to have the water heater fixed and help George with his business on her day off.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for another guy.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Archie has a hard time finding a housekeeper.

Veronica and her co-workers walk off the job after Archie turns down their request to form a union.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Actor Charles Grodin; actor Calvin Trillin; JJ Wall.

The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring.

Dr. Becker has so many enemies that he can't figure who would have broken in to vandalize his office.

Drew and Oswald are looking for dates for their mothers (Marion Ross and Adrienne Barbeau), and things get ugly when they battle over an eligible widower (Mitchell Ryan).

Drew tries to get Kellie to marry him by enlisting the help of her parents (Michael Gross and Susan Sullivan).

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Gracie becomes suspicious when she hears that a man named George generously tipped a cigarette girl.

Jack recalls how he discovered Dennis Day.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

When a dead ringer for Binghamton (Joe Flynn in a dual role) is assigned to McHale's crew, the men are sure he is a spy. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew decide to adopt a little girl left behind by a hospital ship. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Margaret decides to sell the family's baby crib and scales.

Margaret's father gets restless when people start suggesting that he retire.

Mr. Wilson sets out to win the prize for the best performance in Dennis' play.

Mr. Wilson bets on a frog jumping contest.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

To please Darrin's mother, Samantha reluctantly hires a maid.

Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

An earthquake traps Benson and Clayton, and the governor runs the state from the kitchen.

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.