When their new dog runs away, Stanley tries to get an exact replacement so Helen won't find out.

Switchboard; spoof of U.S. television.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Singer Tex Cymbal; the seaside.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) hopes her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) will be distracted by their attractive new neighbor (Crystal Bernard).

Nicole (Staci Keanan) is disgusted when her friend Shelby (Amy Hathaway) develops a crush on Michael (Paul Reiser). With Greg Evigan.

A quack doctor tells Michael (Paul Reiser) he has a terminal illness; Joey (Greg Evigan) vows revenge when Nicole (Staci Keanan) is cut from a basketball team.

Michael's (Paul Reiser) visiting Uncle Raymond (Jan Murray) makes promises to Nicole (Staci Keanan) he can't keep. Cameo appearance by Willie Mays.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Blair thinks her failure to be elected student council president is the most important thing in the world until her opponent suffers a true crisis.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Trips home seem to make the Blair-Jo feud worse.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.

A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.

Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.

Jo must make a decision between a teaching job and an offer from a major corporation.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) first job after graduating from college is an undercover role in a shoe store known for age discrimination.

Angela and Tony clash over the prearranged marriage of Tony's cousin from Italy.

When Samantha joins the drill team, she neglects her job as Angela's Saturday secretary.

Pupil Tony angers advertising teacher Angela.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776 and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

Alex surprises Ellen by inviting her father to Parents Day Weekend at Leland College.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Drew updates the store's training video in hopes of getting a promotion, but Kate pulls a prank and ruins the video.

Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble.

Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk.

Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven.

Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.

Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.

Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.

Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.

Maya's romance with a puppeteer takes an uncertain turn when she suspects she has inspired a rude new puppet.

Finch meets Mark Hamill (guest starring as himself) at Bartini's and is so annoying that the actor turns the tables.

Nina sets her sights on fashion rival Margo Langhorne (Christine Ebersole) but feels no victory when the battle ends.

Finch tries to ruin the office Christmas with insulting gifts after misunderstanding his present. Narrated by Kelsey Grammer.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Jeannie's dog hates uniforms and attacks anybody wearing one.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Aunt Clara goes on trial because of her failing powers; Samantha saves her from banishment.

Hoping to catch Darrin with another woman, Endora gives him three wishes.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Vera begs Belle to transform her into a sex goddess after Brian is inattentive so she can attract men. Soon Vera tries out her new look at work.

Mel's financial troubles almost cost his waitresses a salary cut.

Jo's plan to reunite her parents runs into trouble.

Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Muriel wonders whether she should undergo a face lift after a friend has one and looks much younger.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

An elderly Indian arrested for disorderly conduct and trespassing expresses his wish to die with dignity in Central Park.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

An airline strike leaves the Horvaths homeless.

A psychiatrist uncovers long-standing resentments between Ann and her mother.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Actor Charles Grodin, actor Kevin Nealon; actress Linda Thorson.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Antonio misinterprets plans for an engagement party for Joe and Helen.

When Paul and Jamie confirm their pregnancy, they set out to find the best doctor in the city before telling anyone that they are expecting..

Paul gets a grant to produce the film of his choice, but can't decide on the subject until he visits Ira's Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks); Jamie struggles to give up coffee during her pregnancy.

Julia refurbishes Sugarbakers when the Historical League places it on the tour of historical homes.

To surprise Anthony on his birthday, the Sugarbaker women look for his long-lost father.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

George tries to make points with a local banker while Allan tries to make points with the banker's daughter.

George's favorite cousin Dusty pays a visit and brings with him some serious news.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

Danny gives Shirley a pin he found, then learns there is a $50 reward.

Shirley dates her high-school sweetheart (George Chakiris).

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

George identifies a well-liked handyman as a thief.

Jeannie arranges for every wish to be granted in her absence.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Darrin gets into trouble when Endora gives him a perfect memory.

Endora substitutes a masterpiece for one of Samantha's paintings.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

Mel's greed gets him into trouble with a woman and her bodybuilder brother.

Alice dons a rabbit costume and checks up on Tommy, who is spending Easter vacation at Mel's apartment.

A 7-year-old boy refuses to leave his apartment during an evacuation.

Natalie upsets Tootie by dating Tootie's cousin.

Monroe falls for the Rushes' housekeeper, who is an illegal alien.

Henry takes justice into his own hands after Monroe is raped by two women.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

Barbara's precocious tutor falls for her.

Ann's intentions become suspect when she hires a handsome young man as her assistant.

George tries to make points with a local banker while Allan tries to make points with the banker's daughter.

George's favorite cousin Dusty pays a visit and brings with him some serious news.

Donna wants to marry Fred, but another man proposes to her first.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Actress Dyan Cannon; anchorman Walter Cronkite, The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Antonio is upset when developer Gavin Rutledge (Jonathan Frakes) romances Casey; Brian has a dream about Helen.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Believing things are going too well between her and Paul, Jamie keeps a previously made couples therapy appointment; Paul plans to film his parents as part of his documentary.

Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes.

Charlene takes a year off from Sugarbakers to devote more time to her baby.

Julia misses dinner with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter when she is placed on a sequestered jury.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

A turn of fate transforms George and Louise's "routine" into the good old days.

Harry wants to get rid of his lady house-guest.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

The band's first single becomes an overnight hit.

After a fender bender, an angry motorist (Harry Morgan) claims whiplash and sues the family.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Hazel and the Baxters get more than they bargained for when they go out on the town.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

An old rivalry upsets Darrin, but Samantha proves that he is a winner after all.

Larry almost loses an important client when Aunt Clara intercedes.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Maude fears the worst when Walter disappears after losing his store to bankruptcy.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

The staff is trapped in the diner with two guard dogs.

Jo learns a lesson in politics when she is elected to the Langley College Board of Regents.

Natalie's father dies unexpectedly.

Henry and Monroe find a bag of money and plan to keep it, until they discover that a neighbor's home was robbed.

The Rush family recalls how they met Monroe and came to love him in spite of his silly mishaps.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

Barbara sets out to raise money for a vacation.

Ann learns that women under stress are just as susceptible to heart attacks as men.

A turn of fate transforms George and Louise's "routine" into the good old days.

Harry wants to get rid of his lady house-guest.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Actor Walter Matthau; actor Ricky Schroder.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Helen's mother (Debbie Reynolds) comes to town with a check for Helen and Joe's wedding, unaware that Casey is divorced.

A famous astronaut (Robert Culp) comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment.

Jamie's parents (Carol Burnett, Carroll O'Connor) visit to announce they're taking their dream trip, and Paul nervously prepares for conversation with his father-in-law.

An embarrassed Suzanne wins a date with Anthony at a bachelor charity auction.

Charlene hires Sugarbakers to decorate her new house, which appears to be haunted.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

Louise helps George find the father he never knew.

Louise has a strange reaction to a visit from her long-lost sister.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

Shirley's mother (Rosemary DeCamp) is upset when Shirley's dad (Ray Bolger) joins the band.

Shirley tries to clear up the government's error when Danny gets drafted.

When George's sister tries for a part in a local play, she inadvertently helps his business.

George's ne'er-do-well cousin unjustly earns a label of thief.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home -- where he discovers Jeannie.

Endora casts aspersions on Darrin's trustworthiness when his new client is attractive.

Annoyed by Darrin's popularity, Endora makes everyone hate him.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt.

Carol's latest boyfriend provides Maude with greater worries than the national elections.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

Blair can't deal with Jo's increasing popularity.

Blair has to compete for her boyfriend's attention when a movie star enrolls at Langley College.

The Rush family learns that Monroe is dating a wealthy woman who's old enough to be his mother.

Henry discovers that his war-time friend visiting from England is still a womanizer.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

Ann must choose between conflicting engagements involving Schneider and her son-in-law.

The gang stages another retirement-hotel show.

Louise helps George find the father he never knew.

Louise has a strange reaction to a visit from her long-lost sister.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

A late-night talk show hosted by Johnny Carson, including guest interviews and musical performances.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

Antonio is held hostage by a crazed air-traffic controller (Dann Florek) on Christmas Eve.

Joe still can't convince Brian and Helen that Sandy Cooper is obsessed with him when she returns to Nantucket.

Paul and Jamie decide Thanksgiving is the perfect time to announce their impending parenthood to family and friends.

Sylvia's sexual desire grows with her regular dosage of estrogen; Paul and Jamie goes on a romantic trip up north with some magical fudge.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Julian snubs Mary's invitation to a Christmas party.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by vodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Shirley meets an old friend and goes on a date with him; the children are concerned that she is too interested in him; they are even more worried when they see him with another woman.

A smitten neighbor shadows Keith, who has fallen for a 16-year-old store clerk.

Hazel bypasses a scheming politician when the governor comes to the Baxters' for lunch.

Mr. Griffin and his nemesis both enjoy Hazel's sense of humor.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Darrin is worried that his parents will discover that Tabitha can levitate her toys.

Darrin looses an account when he thinks his client Madame Maruska is Endora trying to help his career.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Blair dreams of the future for herself and her friends.

Sparks fly when Tootie and her mother find it difficult to communicate.

Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jack and Janet come home to find the apartment in a state of mess; they become detectives when Cindy mysteriously vanishes.

Jack stops lying to women about his roommates; it ends up creating many more problems than it solves.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by vodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

A chance man-on-the-street interview opens the door to the world of fashion modeling for Schneider.

Ann's mother leaves her husband and arrives at the apartment on the same evening that a perfect stranger invites himself to dinner.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actor Sherman Hemsley; sports figure Joe Garagiola; Dalton Stevens.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

Joe and Helen try to increase their social circle by meeting a couple (Tony Carreiro, Amy Von Nostrand) whom Fay knows.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Jamie learns how much her husband values anonymity when she gives a homeless friend a pass to Paul's gym.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) feels threatened by a new co-worker (guest star Kari Coleman); Ira (John Pankow) thinks James Earl Jones should narrate Paul's (Paul Reiser) film.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbakers partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

While Bill (Douglas Barr) is on a classified mission, Charlene befriends a man (Peter Crook) she meets at a support group.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Brenda, prevented from throwing a party at the Jenkins, decides to hold the party in the landlord's vacant apartment.

The aunts send Cupid to negotiate with a lovesick troll who kidnapped Sabrina.

Sabrina attempts to knock out Libby in the battle of the bands contest by whipping up a magical batch of talent.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) personality is swapped with Libby's due to an imbalance in Sabrina's molecular stability.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) gets more than she bargained for when she buys a talking car from the other realm.

A bigoted, fanatical group targets Mindy.

A blind singer teaches Mork to look at life in a different way.

Baby animals bring hope for the next generation of wildlife.

The largest monkeys in the world can only be found in Africa's equatorial rain forests.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

After James falls for a young artist, Jack tries to save him from heartbreak.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Alice and Flo play cupid for Vera when she becomes depressed that she is alone as her birthday approaches.

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

The department computer declares Fish dead; A fake detective holds a campaign against the homosexuals community.

A rat scampers around the precinct while the detectives search for missing bags of confiscated marijuana.

George's old Navy buddy makes a pass at Louise.

George becomes embroiled in a furious battle of the sexes after one of his store managers quits.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

David is offered a new job and Ann must decide if she is going to share in his good fortune.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

Murray and Archie head up a campaign to raise funds for an operation that may cure Mr. Van Ranseleer's blindness.

Trouble arises when Veronica's ex-husband stops by.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Keith's new car drains his wallet; guest Annette O'Toole.

The Partridges help a young runaway; guest Sandy Kenyon.

Hazel comes to the aid of the Baxters' gardener when his work begins to slip.

Hazel gives up her day off to see to Dorothy's bridge luncheon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Roger and Tony go to Reno after their promotions; Roger sneaks Jeannie in his bag.

Samantha uses her witchcraft to further one of Darrin's advertising campaigns.

Endora plants seeds of doubt in Darrin's mind in her latest effort to break up his marriage.

Comic Dom DeLuise; actress Sally Kellerman; actor Ronnie Schell; Bruno Vailati.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

After James falls for a young artist, Jack tries to save him from heartbreak.

Henry and Lisa learn a lesson in trust when he gives her advice on buying a car.

A song equates life with a carousel.

Dimpton Drinking Club; Film Talk.

Irish group; spoof of TV ads.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) wants to drop out of an advanced English class. Guest star: Terri Garber. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) learns that Michael's (Paul Reiser) new love is her boyfriend's mother (Bonnie Burroughs).

Joey (Greg Evigan) goes for brownie points by offering to baby-sit his girlfriend's daughter. Jamie Rose guest stars. With Paul Reiser.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) falls for a college man who believes she is older than her 15 years. With Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.

Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up.

Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

A reception for an important industrialist and Katie's jealousy of her father's hostess create problems for Benson.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

Benson's summer romance may disrupt a religious conference when the lady follows him home.

The hapless governor takes over the controls of a private jet when the pilot has a heart attack.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Janice vies for first cello in the orchestra.

Parents' Day causes concern for Eric and Maria.

Darlene feigns infatuation with depressed Alan.

A course on marriage angers divorced Charlie.

Tony begins to mistrust Sam's ballet teacher.

Baby sitter Samantha lands in trouble with Tony when he finds she has been neglecting Jonathan.

Jonathan plays Cupid when Tony and Angela suffer Valentine's Day blues.

Angela is shocked by her friend's reaction when Tony and his buddies have a poker game at Angela's house.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Alex and James put their diffenences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation.

Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title.

Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star.

Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative.

Things get out of hand when Dave (Dave Foley) installs a complaint box at the station. With Stephen Root.

Jimmy uses Joe as his legal representative when he tries to sue a disreputable movie memorabilia collector.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) has ulterior motives for bringing a group of children in to see how the station is run. Stephanie Erb guest stars.

Bill's (Phil Hartman) snobbish behavior at a St. Louis airport offends Dave (Dave Foley); Lisa (Maura Tierney) tries to run the office.

Maya sets out to expose the truth about Elliott's brother (David Cross); Nina is surrounded by hundreds of canaries.

Jack tries to put out the flames rekindled by Maya's first love (Rob Youngblood); Nina has an allergic reaction.

Maya is attracted to conservative politician (Tom Amandes) but Nina ultimately wins his affection; Finch learns about Elliott's valuable collector's item.

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiance is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemena's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

A misunderstanding almost gets two people married to the wrong partners.

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Aunt Clara's failing powers create panic for the Tates on their second honeymoon.

A frog which has turned into a man wants Samantha to turn him back.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Blair takes away all her cousin Geri's responsibilities in planning a charity auction.

Jo's Brooklyn boyfriend returns unexpectedly.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Jack and Janet find a new roommate after Cindy moves into a college dorm.

Janet invites Terri to stay in the apartment as their roommate, not realizing that she and Jack have met before.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemena's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

Ann's all alone when Max learns he's being transferred to Houston and Barbara decides to live on campus.

Katherine takes a job in Ann's office.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiance is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rebeca Arthur; boxer Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.

Joe and Helen crash a wedding reception to get ideas for their own nuptials.

An upcoming high-school reunion presents unique opportunities for Helen, Lowell and Brian.

Jamie's remark about Ryan's musical talent offends Fran; Paul obsesses about the hourly rate the Buchmans are paying their therapist.

Lisa's attraction to the Buckmans' handyman endangers her engagement; Paul and Ira become legally entangled with Ziggy Klarik.

Mary Jo forbids Claudia (Priscilla Weems) to date an older man (Tom Isbell), then decides to date him herself.

A handsome client (Collin Bernsen) breaks Mary Jo's heart; Bernice gets her own late night television show.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Danny tries his hand at stand-up comedy.

The Partridges spend the night after performing in a prison.

Hazel discovers that her letters are at the root of a young couple's troubles.

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In."

Endora's doctor cures Darrin's cold but produces strange side effects.

The queen of the witches abdicates and appoints Samantha to succeed her.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Henry's wife has been extra nice to him making him think she is having an affair, so to get back at her he claims he is having an affair with Alice.

Belle finds herself out on the doorstep until Alice's "Sam Butler" saves the day.

The shaky marriage of Mrs. Garrett's son may spell trouble for Edna's Edibles.

Summer exploits are the topic of discussion when the gang returns from vacation.

Henry competes with 100 top artists in a contest to design a logo for Iris' company.

Henry is distraught when he learns that Sara and her boyfriend plan to live together.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.