Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and concoct a plan to go on welfare; Mac and Charlie suffer the consequences when Dennis and Dee quit.

Barbara becomes jealous of Frank's new relationship with Dee and Dennis and that he's been dating; she tries to seduce Mac for revenge.

Dee agrees to take boxing lessons from Frank after being mugged; Mac and Dennis enter Charlie in an underground street fight match; Dee and Charlie dabble with performance enhancing supplements.

Mac, Dennis, Charlie and Dee are given community service for the arson mishap; Frank's attempt to bond with Dennis backfires.

A leaky pipe at Paddy's creates a water stain in the shape of Virgin Mary; the gang tries to make money off of the mistake.

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Five teenage mutants undergo treatments at a secret institution that will cure them of their dangerous powers. As their memories turn into terrifying realities, they soon start to question why they're being held and who's trying to destroy them.

Alita is a futuristic cyborg who wakes up in a doctor's clinic with no memory of who she is. She must soon use her extraordinary fighting abilities to combat deadly forces while trying to uncover the truth behind her mysterious past.

When Hank and Bobby hit the road in an 18-wheeler, the guys stow away in the back; Peggy and Luanne write a Christmas carol to make money.

Bobby goes on a shopping spree with Hank's emergency credit card.

Peggy's design for Strickland Propane is picked up by an art dealer who bills her as an uneducated hillbilly; Dale walks around in a suit of armor.

A co-worker's (Ben Stiller) smutty comments rattle Hank; Dale quits smoking but takes up chewing tobacco.

Bill becomes a lady's man while working with Luanne at a trendy beauty salon. Guest voice Christina Applegate.

Hank teaches Bobby and a camp of hippies how to live off the land; Dale and Boomhauer leave camp for hamburgers.

Peggy overcomes obstinate coach Jo Rita (Peri Gilpin) to lead the cheerleading squad and fulfill her dream.

Hank's hero, NHRA driver John Force, needs an organ transplant, and Dale is the only one who can save him.

Hank must save Arlen during a flood; Bill enjoys newfound confidence when he becomes an emergency leader.

When Bart is bullied at a dance, Marge gets the town to pass anti-bullying legislation; Homer is sent to rehab for bullying Flanders.

Patty and Selma hold a bad investment over Homer's head, forcing him to cater to their every whim.

Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy; Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.

Lisa enrolls in a dance school run by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse camp out at a shopping mall for a week.

Homer's popularity as the local baseball team's mascot sends him to the big leagues.

Homer's impromptu dance at a carnival leads to a job choreographing victory dances for sports stars Tom Brady, Warren Sapp, Michelle Kwan, Yao Ming and LeBron James.

Homer angers Marge by watching their favorite show without her; Bart prepares to compete in Krusty's Holiday Trample.

Marge and Lisa try to soften Homer's mood after he inadvertently rents a musical instead of an action movie.

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After Peter overloads his old cellphone with mobile apps, he buys a replacement and gives his old cellphone to Chris, which triggers a series of terrible events; Stewie joins a tennis club and asks Brian to be his partner.

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Brian -- thanks to dog years -- is the only one old enough to buy alcohol for Peter.

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares.

Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.

The Agency embarks on a team-building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.

A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.

Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.

Archer and the gang celebrate another barely successful mission.

Lana makes rookie mistakes as ghosts from Archer's past haunt him on a special mission.

A mysterious stranger and a scavenger hunt help Archer and the gang get a jump on their enemies.

Archer is trapped inside IIA headquarters, and Barry is trapped inside Other Barry.

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Alita is a futuristic cyborg who wakes up in a doctor's clinic with no memory of who she is. She must soon use her extraordinary fighting abilities to combat deadly forces while trying to uncover the truth behind her mysterious past.

After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer and longtime agnostic starts to wonder if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

Cotton, after being sent to senior day care, threatens Dale's new security company when he becomes head of the local neighborhood watch.

Hank decides to re-enact the battle at the Alamo for Bobby and his friends; Peggy goes overboard trying to teach safety rules to the children. Elizabeth Perkins guest stars.

Hank and Luanne organize a grilling protest when they find out that only charcoal grillers can enter the Texas State Grill-Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of a famous murder.

Bobby's knowledge of pop culture takes the Quiz Bowl team to the championships, but Bobby begins to buckle under the stress of competition.

Hank tries yoga when none of his doctors can cure his back injury; Peggy battles to save the old Pink & White market from closure.

Kahn decides to be a beer-drinking, El Camino-driving, ATV-riding redneck when Connie is rejected by a prestigious summer school.

Given the choice between shop class and peer counseling, Bobby opts for the counseling sessions in hope of meeting girls.

A glimpse into the future shows Lisa as president of the United States, and Bart as a White House freeloader.

Homer is upset when Barney quits drinking; Bart and Lisa get into trouble when they enter a photo contest.

In Florida, Homer gets swept up in spring break revelry and accidentally runs over a legendary swamp alligator.

A jilted bride moves in with the Simpsons and smothers Homer and the children with motherly love, driving Marge mad.

A profile of the Simpsons a la "Behind the Music," including how Willie Nelson reunited them after their breakup.

Satan kicks Homer out of hell; dolphins take over Springfield; the Simpsons discover the dark side of fairy tales.

After Homer divides the town, waging war against East Springfield, it is up to the Who to reunite Springfield.

Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game.

A man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia visits the restaurant to have a burger and it changes everything.

When Louise is accused of a theft at school, Linda uses her position as school office volunteer to try to solve the case from the inside.

Lisa is smitten with an eco-terrorist and spends four days in a tree to prevent it from being cut down.

When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others.

Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories.

When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire.

The gang finds wacky ways to spend extra money from a refund.

A spaceship beams Fry aboard, then returns him the next day without a nose; the gang learns aliens are profiting from the sale of human noses.

Fry comes to regret making a deal with the devil to win Leela's heart.

After Homer creates a tell-all Web page, he is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his truthful revelations.

Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.

Archer attempts to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account; Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner is interrupted by work.

Malory promotes Cyril to field agent and Archer trains his new competition as only he can; Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.

A new field officer makes a splash at ISIS, however Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new hire.

Malory hosts a dinner party in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS; a group of rival assassins targets Mr. Utne.

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After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer and longtime agnostic starts to wonder if he can use his second chance to help others, leading to the surprising realization that he's meant to be a Catholic priest.

When a man is found dead, a woman who lives by herself in the dangerous marshlands of North Carolina becomes the main suspect. As the case unfolds, the verdict as to what happened becomes increasingly unclear, threatening to reveal many secrets.

Peggy returns home to Montana to reconcile with her mother, only to find that her family may lose its land because of escalating property taxes.

The Hill family gets a Christmas visit from Ms. Wakefield (Marion Ross), an elderly woman who lived in the Hill residence as a child.

Bart and the others lay siege to their elementary school when it doesn't shut down during a snow storm.

An operation to remove a crayon wedged in Homer's brain makes him intelligent.

A softhearted Marge invites a recent parolee to move into the Simpson household.

The Comic Book Guy has a stress attack, so Milhouse and Bart take over the comic book store.

Homer builds a tennis court in the back yard, but Homer becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic.

Through hypnosis, Sideshow Bob turns Bart into a killing machine.

When the coolest teens she's ever seen start coming into the restaurant, Tina decides she needs to be just like them; Gene and Louise get into a battle of wills over stinky socks.

Louise brings Tina along on a mission to find the perfect item for her last-ever show-and-tell; Teddy goes overboard trying to impress a date at the restaurant.

Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob to successfully prank him on April Fool's Day.

Tina drags Bob along on a desperate quest to earn her bird-watching badge for ThunderGirls; Louise and Gene try to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.

When a customer leaves a $100 gift card as a tip, Bob, Linda and the kids go on a shopping spree; Gene has an awkward run-in with a former friend.

The kids become a part of a crustacean-themed wrestling show; Linda tries to form a 21-day habit.

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night.

Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band, but when a girl comes between them, the band quickly falls apart; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life.

Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant.

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money; Brian gets a job at a hardware store for the health insurance.

Viewers are taken for a behind-the-scenes look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series to Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEO's Dana Walden and Gary Newman.

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris; Peter decides to become an Uber driver.

Fearing autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie, and they encourage the rest of Quahog to follow suit.

Fry learns he has a tattoo of Bender that has universal consequences; Bender undergoes mind control by the new owners of Planet Express.

Bender and the new owners of Planet Express hatch a plan to steal ancient riches.

Fry discovers what his life could have been in the 20th century as things get progressively worse in the 30th.

Alien scammers buy the planet and banish its inhabitants to Neptune, leading to an intergalactic battle for Earth.

A lice outbreak at school forces Rallo to cut his hair; Cleveland watches Freight Train and Cookie's house for a weekend.

Donna is unhappy when Cleveland and Cookie are mistaken for a couple; when Rallo steals a candy bar, he tries to pin the crime on Junior.

When Freight Train invites Cleveland to the Lowrider Convention, Dr. Fist suggests the unexpected behavior may be the result of dementia.

Junior discovers he is good at pole-dancing.

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When a man is found dead, a woman who lives by herself in the dangerous marshlands of North Carolina becomes the main suspect. As the case unfolds, the verdict as to what happened becomes increasingly unclear, threatening to reveal many secrets.

In the years after the Civil War, Jo March and her two sisters return home when shy sister Beth develops a devastating illness that forever changes all of their lives.

Hank cleans up Cotton's mess when, after inheriting $10,000, Cotton is suckered into buying a time share.

Hank's wish is granted when Bobby accidentally shoots a garden gnome Peggy installed in the front yard.

Bart, Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson are recruited by boy-band creator L.T. Smash; NSYNC pays a visit to Springfield.

Homer goes on a hunger strike for the Springfield baseball team.

Lisa tries to figure out why the new girl picks on smart children; Homer baby-proofs the house for Maggie.

Hungry Homer rips into a 30-year-old box of crackers and finds a winning ticket for a trip to Africa.

Marge severs Homer's thumb, Lisa creates a grammar robot, and Bart and Milhouse try to bust fireworks smugglers.

Homer and Flanders build a biblical-theme park as a tribute to Ned's wife, Maude.

Bob tells Linda and the kids the story behind an old, broken radio that used to belong to his grandmother Alice and the part it played in her discovery that a German spy lived in her building.

Linda almost accidentally kidnaps a children's book author; the kids help Mr. Frond try to get his cat out of a tree in front of the school.

Louise takes a class assignment -- and a few unhelpful comments by Wayne -- very personally; Bob hires a masseur-in-training to give Linda a massage for Mother's Day.

Bob tries to drum up some business; Louise starts a rumor that results in a visit from the health department.

Linda's mother visits; Bob gets stuck in a wall while trying to repair a leak in the roof.

Bob is furious when a documentary filmmaker tries to makes a statement by placing a live cow outside the restaurant.

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.".

When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.

Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.

When Quagmire gets free plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco, unforeseen events put his flying abilities to the test.

Professional football player Rob Gronkowski moves into the neighborhood; Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

While the guys try to start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ.; when Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom, the two have a difficult time as roommates.

The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut; Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog.

Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis.

Fry and the crew discover a giant hole in the universe and a seductive one-eyed tentacular alien on the other side.

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Cleveland decides it is time for Cleveland Jr. and him to leave Quahog; Cleveland reunites with an old high-school crush, Donna Tubbs.

Cleveland tries to win over his new stepdaughter, Roberta, by asking her to the school's father/daughter dance.

Afraid that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland invites his neighbor's son, Ernie, to the house; when Ernie gets too attached to the family, Cleveland has trouble getting him to go home.

Tim wishes that bad things would happen to Cleveland after he is named top salesman at Waterman Cable.

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In the years after the Civil War, Jo March and her two sisters return home when shy sister Beth develops a devastating illness that forever changes all of their lives.

The life of David Copperfield is chronicled from his youth into adulthood.

Dale becomes pro-U.S. after he loses belief in conspiracies; Hank battles through a mountain of red tape to get his driver's license fixed.

The Hills agree to care for a soldier's pet, but Hank's dream of playing fetch while serving his country are dashed when the pet turns out to be a cat.

Hank becomes very uncomfortable when Enrique, a co-worker having trouble at home, forces himself into Hank's personal life.

Homer starts a daycare center in his home while recuperating from a knee injury.

The Simpsons play folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.

Marge orders a futuristic home; a tarot-reading Gypsy curses Homer; Bart and Lisa attend a school of magic.

Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser.

When Moe renovates his tavern, Homer opens a bar in his garage so that the old gang has a place to fit in.

Homer is hired to write the blurbs found inside Chinese fortune cookies, and one of his cookies leads to love for Mr. Burns. Guest voice of Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Tina joins a martial arts class after developing a crush on the instructor; Bob decides to take matters into his own hands when Tina shirks her responsibilities at the restaurant.

An interruption alters the direction of the musical-murder-mystery dinner that Linda and the kids are staging at the restaurant.

Tina desperately wants to get her first kiss at her 13th birthday party, but a series of unlucky events threatens her plans.

Linda tries to take advantage of tourist traffic by opening a bed and breakfast.

When Linda's sister hangs her paintings in the restaurant, Bob is forced to deal with the city's art council.

Louise feels alienated when Bob and Gene start watching spaghetti westerns; Tina fights her way through a conflict-resolution program.

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

Peter opens up his own food truck business in an attempt to avoid the healthy food Lois forces him to eat; Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it's too dangerous.

Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him.

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies.

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S.

Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Ignoring Professor Farnsworth's orders to conserve fuel due to a rise in dark matter prices, Leela borrows the Planet Express ship to enter a demolition derby after being insulted by rednecks.

Farnsworth's memory lets him down.

The world flips upside down, sucking everyone into Bender's imaginary Dungeons and Dragons universe; Fry embarks on a mission to destroy the anti-crystal.

In a face-off with Mom, Fry discovers a secret weapon that will finish the battle once and for all.

Cleveland Jr. takes a vow of chastity when Cleveland has "the talk" with Roberta; Rallo becomes a church greeter.

Cleveland discovers that Donna is still attending a support group for single mothers.

Cleveland celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family and discovers a shocking secret about Donna's Auntie Momma.

Cleveland and Donna are excited to have the house to themselves when Cleveland Jr. and Roberta are away, but disgruntled Rallo does whatever it takes to keep them apart.

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The life of David Copperfield is chronicled from his youth into adulthood.

Four friends' lives are turned upside down when their book club tackles the infamous "50 Shades of Grey." From discovering new romance to rekindling old flames, they inspire each other to make their next chapter the best chapter.

Hank and Bobby declare a state of emergency to protect the house from disasters after Hank forgets to mail the insurance payment.

The football team forfeits a big game due to poor field maintenance, but Hank resolves to keep the booster club from replacing the field keeper.

Luanne takes a second job as a member of a roller-derby team to get out of credit-card debt.

John Redcorn decides to build a casino to create a venue for his band to play, then finds out Texas does not allow gaming.

Dale protests against a smoking ban in Arlen by going from bar to bar disguised as the smoking bandit.

Homer regresses to his childhood and relives long-buried memories. Guest voices of Paul Newman and Judith Owen.

Disenchanted by the blatant commercialism at church, Lisa becomes a Buddhist but can't resist celebrating Christmas.

Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after he admits he had a previous marriage.

When Springfield gets the name "fattest town on Earth," Marge puts the family on a diet.

Silenced by a broken jawbone, Homer becomes a good listener and fosters family harmony.

Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.

Bob's landlord tells him Jimmy Pesto wants to take over his lease to expand his gift shop, forcing the Belcher family to scramble to save the restaurant.

Bob and his family spend the weekend with Mort the mortician while work is done on the restaurant; Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician (Amy Sedaris).

When a storm cancels Lobsterfest, Bob is happy to serve the would-be attendees; the kids decide to try lobster.

Bob befriends his favorite baseball player when the pitcher starts playing for the local team; the dark side of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.

When the kids go on a treasure hunt in an abandoned taffy factory, Linda and Bob must find them before a scheduled demolition takes place.

When a bank robbery across from the restaurant goes awry, Bob finds himself in the middle of a hostage situation.

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.

Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms.

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Leela teams up with an environmentally aware feminist group to save an asteroid filled with primitive life forms.

Cleveland lets a secret slip when he fills in as Santa Claus at the office holiday party; Roberta becomes an animal-rights activist and tries to save a reindeer.

Cleveland visits his old high school and discovers there is no longer a baseball team; Cleveland tries to get Cleveland Jr. to play ball rather than joining the math club.

Ms. Eck encourages Roberta to change her appearance in an attempt to teach her an important lesson; Cleveland and the guys try to invent an infomercial product.

Cleveland takes a group of delinquent teens under his wing and forms a club called "The Crazy Eights.".

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Four friends' lives are turned upside down when their book club tackles the infamous "50 Shades of Grey." From discovering new romance to rekindling old flames, they inspire each other to make their next chapter the best chapter.

Following a night of wild partying, two strangers (Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher) awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot.

When meteorologist Irv Bennett (Brendan Fraser) replaces Nancy, she goes to extreme lengths to prove her worth and remain an integral part of the news team.

Hank encourages Bobby to join the track team, but the coach uses Bobby to motivate the better runners.

Bill joins an all-male chorus, and the guys try to be supportive, until he begins missing work because of his new hobby.

On a guys weekend at the beach, Hank goes overboard to prove he is not uptight.

Hank ropes Bobby into picking up a paper route when he finds out the newspaper is hiring local children.

When Bill invites the residents of a halfway house to stay with him, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence.

When wealthy Greta Wolfcastle (guest voice Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart, her father, Ranier, gives Bart's family the royal treatment.

Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor (guest voice Dennis Weaver), who yearns to reclaim his past fame, by booking him on Krusty's show.

Grandpa tries to impress an attractive new woman (guest voice Olympia Dukakis) at the nursing home by showing off his driving skills.

Lisa suggests that Homer read aloud from a children's book that he got out of the library when Bart was born.

The family travels to Rio de Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.

Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when he was attacked by crows.

A bogus synchronized swimming independent study helps the kids avoid gym class; Bob adds a soft-serve ice cream machine to the restaurant.

Bob becomes obsessed with a burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets a high score and insults Bob.

Bob is talked into buying a food truck; the kids cause trouble at a food festival.

When a drugged Bob kisses Gayle thinking she's Linda, Gayle develops a crush on him.

After the restaurant receives an unfavorable review from a critic, Bob's plan to get a redo spirals out of control.

Tina hangs out with bad girl Tammy in an effort to get closer to Jimmy Junior.

Bob appears on the local morning show's cooking segment, but Gene steals the spotlight when he crashes the set in a sasquatch mask.

A gang of bikers mourning the loss of their leader hang out at Bob's Burgers; Louise's bunny ears are stolen.

The Belcher kids ditch their usual trick-or-treating route and head to a neighborhood known for distributing full-size candy bars; Linda and Bob go to Teddy's "Black and Orange" party.

Bob fires the kids so they won't have to work during their summer break, but they get so bored they find other work; Bob hires Mickey the bank robber.

When Bob brings his family along for a cooking job on a docked cruise ship, the ship departs with them aboard, leaving no one to tend the restaurant.

Bob wants to make Thanksgiving memorable, but Mr. Fischoeder needs to use Bob and his family to stage a dinner to make his ex jealous.

The gang becomes interested in politics when Frank explains how easy it is to elicit bribes from politicians.

After a rousing debate on people's rights and freedoms, Mac and Dennis run Paddy's without rules or restrictions.

Dee receives numerous e-mails on her myspace.com page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis' father.

Dennis becomes disappointed after joining an environmentalist group; Dee and Mac decide to raise a baby they find in a dumpster.

The Philadelphia Eagles hold open tryouts, and Mac, Dennis and Dee use the event for their personal competition.

Frank gleefully celebrates the sudden death of his ex-wife; both Dee and Frank become enraged at Barbara's will reading.

The McPoyle brothers and their sister, Margaret, take the gang hostage at their own bar; Frank tries to find his will after Charlie hid it.

Dee discovers the biggest loser from high school is now a successful fashion designer, making Dee the biggest loser now.

A Korean restaurateur threatens to bump Paddy's from the coveted and profitable stop on the city's annual pub crawl.

An examination of the process of making movies follows a production from script to screen.

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Five teenage mutants undergo treatments at a secret institution that will cure them of their dangerous powers. As their memories turn into terrifying realities, they soon start to question why they're being held and who's trying to destroy them.

Two lazy, immature men (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.

Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap.

When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class at the local community college.

When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army and relinquishes his creature comforts.

When Hank and his softball team engage in a charity game against a better team, he takes it a bit too seriously.

Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy.

When Kahn buys the local carwash and runs it into the ground, Strickland becomes his business partner and gets Hank to join the carwash team.

Hank tries to save the day when the Teutuls cause a riot at the Propane Expo.

When the Rev. Stroup gives the Smith family the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church, Hank and the family begin church-hopping.

When Strickland finds himself banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a fun place to work.

Bobby meets a young freeloader when he gets a job to pay for a pair of trendy jeans and realizes there could be an easier way to get the pants.

Bart uses a miniature camera to spy on a bachelor party Homer is attending.

Homer mulls litigation after his boss hits Bart with his car.

Homer teaches an adult class on marriage using secrets about Marge.

Homer decides to protect the family by purchasing a gun and joining the NRA.

When Judge Harm revokes Homer's license, Marge must do all the driving; Homer meets Steve Buscemi and Jackson Browne while walking from place to place.

Homer buys an RV after his buddies convince him that Marge is trying to make all the financial decisions, and furious Marge makes him live in it.

Homer and Marge have a parent-teacher conference with Principal Skinner after Bart fails to turn in his homework.

Moe helps Homer and Marge with their marriage; Nigel tries to break them apart after making a bet with Mr. Burns.

Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.

Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years; a look back at the cultural events and issues tackled on the show through the decades.

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents; chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when Stewie's machine goes haywire.

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle; his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive video falls into the hands of a rogue Cuban agent; Malory calls on Archer for his expertise in seduction.

Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio; Cyril not only fears for his girlfriend's life but she may be succumbing to Archer's heroics.

Archer and the ISIS crew battle the clock and each other, when a bomb threatens the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior.

ISIS loses another contract to rival agency ODIN; Malory assigns Archer and Lana to steal a priceless diamond from ODIN's biggest client, hoping to embarrass them.

Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN; Malory will stop at nothing to get Archer back at ISIS.

Questions about the true identity of Archer's father lead him into a perilous trap; Archer and Malory have an explosive confrontation.

In an attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat.

Malory hatches a Ponzi scheme of her own and the ISIS employees must try to stop her from selling ISIS to ODIN.

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Two lazy, immature men (Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly) become rivals when the marriage of one's mother and the other's father forces them to live as siblings in the same house.

A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves.

The Hills get some liberal neighbors; Hank and Bobby try to put the neighborhood bully in his place.

Peggy tutors Lucky for the GED; Lucky has big ideas about Luanne, who makes a major announcement.

Peggy befriends Carolyn, who views her as the epitome of womanhood.

Hank turns to Animal Control for help when Bobby's pet snake slithers down the toilet.

Bill becomes despondent because he does not have children; Bill teaches Bobby his secret barbecue sauce recipe.

Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's senior prom after Lucky (Tom Petty) ditches her.

Cotton decides to give the car to Cousin Dusty of ZZ Top, who arrives at Hank's house with a camera crew to film the moment for his new reality show.

When she loses her job, Peggy finds work at Arlen's largest real estate office.

When Bill survives the roof caving in over his bed, he immerses himself in church activities.

Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer, recalling escapades and entanglements over the years.

Inspired by Stan Lee of Marvel Comics, Bart creates an animated series based on his life with a character named "Angry Dad.".

Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, she finds out and files for divorce.

Lisa befriends college girls who are unaware of her age; Bart must live in a bubble after being bitten by a Chinese mosquito.

Homer's sentence for threatening an endangered caterpillar is the care of an old woman, but she dies, and the new judgment is death by electric chair.

After Homer causes a blackout sending Springfield citizens on a looting rampage, he dons a badge to restore order.

Homer clones swarm the countryside; a madman turns townspeople into animallike creatures; a posse of otherworldly outlaws rides into Springfield.

Marge and the children send Homer to the Rolling Stones' fantasy camp, where he rubs elbows with rockers Elvis Costello, Mick Jagger, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty, Keith Richards and Brian Setzer.

When the mechanical shark Mr. Fischoeder bought as a pier attraction starts terrorizing the town, the Belchers work to save the day.

Tina worries that she is a jinx when she wrecks the car and gets the family involved with a questionable insurance agent (Bob Odenkirk).

Bart and Lisa land in the same third-grade classroom, and the teacher concludes Bart is the superior student on the first day.

Marge gets breast implants meant for a younger patient; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty on an episode of "Batman and Robin.".

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part and must learn to live without it; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine.

Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet.

Fry gets carried away with social media and posts an embarrassing video of Leela online.

Bender leads a campaign to legalize robosexual marriage between humans and robots.

Homer and the family live like pioneers on a reality series; TV producers throw Squiggy (guest voice David Lander) into the mix to boost ratings.

Sideshow Bob helps Chief Wiggum pursue a killer who is stalking Homer and his family.

Archer is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl shows up with a baby and a subpoena for a paternity test.

Malory tries to make ISIS green; Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.

When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, Archer tries to track down the killer.

Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so Cyril can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.

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Lloyd Vogel is an investigative journalist who receives an assignment to profile Fred Rogers, aka Mr. Rogers. Fred's empathy, kindness and decency soon chips away at Vogel's jaded outlook on life, forcing him to reconcile with his painful past.

Formula One race car driver Denny Swift has three loves of his life -- his beautiful wife, their young daughter and his best friend, which is a dog that wants to be reincarnated into a human.

Hank cannot stop playing a video game about propane; Bobby trains for the presidential fitness test.

When Peggy befriends a couple in order to sell real estate, they scam her into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative; a visit from Rusty surprises Dale.

When unresolved feelings for Redcorn turn into stress for Nancy, her hair falls out; Nancy's mother learns a secret about hereditary hair loss.

Bill tries to get in shape for a physical at work; Hank tries to knock some sense into everyone as the family prepares for Luanne and Lucky's lavish wedding.

Bart feels sorry for Mrs Krabapple after Skinner stands her up, so he nominates her for an award.

Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.

Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights after she is mugged.

Jealous of Flanders, Homer prays to God for good things to happen.

Judge emancipates Bart after finding that Homer squandered his son's earnings.

Lisa becomes a spelling-bee champion and uncovers a Spellympics scandal; Homer tours the country on the trail of a limited edition Krustyburger.

The family thinks Gene's new girlfriend is annoying and talks him into dumping her, but he reconsiders when he learns her father could possibly help his music career.

The family has high hopes when Bob inherits a storage unit; when they learn a man named Chet (Zach Galifianakis) is living inside the unit, Linda invites Chet to stay at the restaurant.

Linda forces Louise to attend a mother-daughter seminar in hope of improving their relationship; Tina asks Bob to teach her to shave her legs.

When the health inspector quits to become a nudist, leaving Bob with a worse alternative, Bob decides to brave the nude beach and try to get him back.

Tina tracks the "Mad Pooper" running wild at the middle school.

The kids talk Bob into letting them cut school so they can help him select a Valentine's Day gift for Linda; Linda organizes a speed-dating event at the restaurant.