Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.

After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.

Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.

Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.

Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.

Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.

Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).

Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.

When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.

Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.

The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

It's Dan's birthday and to celebrate the day, he and Roseanne invite their friends to a pub; the cozy evening threatens to derail as Dan gets into a violent argument with a drunken man.

Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of their junk, until they begin to argue over what will go towards sale.

Roseanne and Dan's wedding was ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Mike invites Molly to the Chicago Cubs opening day with him and Carl.

After Samuel loses his job and apartment, Mike asks him to move in.

Vince tells Mike that he never graduated from high school and asks for help studying for his GED.

Peggy's boyfriend asks Mike about the future of his relationship with Molly.

Following their engagement, Molly is anxious to start planning the wedding while Mike wants to go fishing with his friends.

Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend's birthday.

Mike tries to adjust after he gives up his bachelor pad and moves in with Molly and her family.

Molly wants to save money for their wedding, but Mike is tempted into buying Vince's car.

Mike inadvertently adds fuel to the fire when Molly has an argument with her family.

Mike and Molly are invited to her boss's Halloween party -- a holiday Mike hates.

As Thanksgiving Day approaches, Mike starts to secretly cheat on his diet.

When Molly is overwhelmed with wedding planning, she turns to Mike for help; Mike invites friends to dinner.

Molly's disappointment about something at work gets in the way of the holiday spirit.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a.

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.

George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .

Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.

Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.

Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.-- Changed stoptime! --.

Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his.

George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on.

George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.

Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.

George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on.

As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.

After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.

Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.

When Miles admits to lying about his professional standing, Rose gives him the heave-ho.

Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.

When Dorothy plans to remarry Stan, Sophia threatens to cut her off from the family.

While Dorothy makes wedding arrangements, the others interview potential housemate Truby.

Sophia throws herself into her job as recreational director at a retirement home.

Rose auditions for a TV reporter job; Blanche seeks a commitment from a lukewarm beau.

Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is.

A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston, to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that MIles returns to her life.

Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears.

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction.

Carl panics when Christina (Holly Robinson Peete) wants to take their relationship to the next level.

Sophia becomes the prime suspect in the investigation surrounding a fire at Shady Pines retirement home.

When Joyce accepts an ex-boyfriend's dinner invitation, Vince goes crazy with jealousy.

Carl panics when Christina (Holly Robinson Peete) wants to take their relationship to the next level.

After forgetting to prepare for Valentine's Day, Mike takes advantage of Carl's elaborate plans with Christina (Holly Robinson Peete).

When Joyce accepts an ex-boyfriend's dinner invitation, Vince goes crazy with jealousy.

When Mike gets stressed after Molly suggests they write their own wedding vows, Carl offers up an unorthodox solution.

After forgetting to prepare for Valentine's Day, Mike takes advantage of Carl's elaborate plans with Christina (Holly Robinson Peete).

Mike and Molly take care of Peggy's dog, Jim, while she is out of town.

When Mike gets stressed after Molly suggests they write their own wedding vows, Carl offers up an unorthodox solution.

Molly and Mike wind up losing out on their wedding chapel after an unsuccesful meeting with the priest at Peggy's church.

Mike and Molly take care of Peggy's dog, Jim, while she is out of town.

After her wedding dress refuses to zip at her final fitting, Molly ramps up her dieting.

Molly and Mike wind up losing out on their wedding chapel after an unsuccesful meeting with the priest at Peggy's church.

Mike and Molly come across speed bumps as they try to tie the knot.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

Mike and Molly come across speed bumps as they try to tie the knot.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Against his wishes, Mike is forced to set up his mother with his boss.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a.

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.

Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.

A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.

Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).

Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.

Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.

Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.

George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.

Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.

George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.

A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.

Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

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Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

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Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.

Despite intense pressure, juror Hoss maintains doubt that a derelict committed murder.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

Despite intense pressure, juror Hoss maintains doubt that a derelict committed murder.

Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Matt forces a drunken, corrupt judge (David Wayne) to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner.

Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Doc Adams sends Newly out to check on families in the back country.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Festus' ward, a mentally impaired young man with no family, is arrested after he injures a drover for tormenting a cat.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

An unexpected visit from a stranger interrupts the Heffernans' Thanksgiving dinner. Lou Ferrigno and Merrin Dungey guest star.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

Bonnie, a recovering alcoholic, focuses on her marriage to her husband and on what she wants to be now that she's finally grown up; Bonnie and her friends help each other overcome their mistakes and stay sober through whatever life throws at them.

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Bonnie and Christy go to great lengths to help a sick friend; Violet struggles with the realities of pregnancy.

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When Bonnie starts dating chef Rudy, Christy winds up stuck in the middle.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

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Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.

Ben's former Army colonel envies Cartwright's success during a visit and tries to compensate by lying.

Life on the Ponderosa with the Cartwright clan.

While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.

Ben's former Army colonel envies Cartwright's success during a visit and tries to compensate by lying.

A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A fugitive and his Indian wife seek Newly's medical help for their baby then refuse to take his advice.

A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A jailbreak reunites an outlaw family which then waits to ambush Matt and a lawman.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert jumps into the.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert jumps into the.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS during the holiday season; Arthur tries to bring everyone together for a Christmas portrait.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Christine mistakes a good looking cop for a stripper, who alerts her that there is a prowler in the neighborhood. Later on, New Christine goes into labor; unfortunately for Old Christine, it happens to take place on her birthday!

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When Christine has Matthew and Barb throw her a surprise engagement party so she can get to know Max's friends, she begins to feel intellectually inferior to one particular guest, driving her to make a surprising decision.

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Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

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Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

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Emmett buys his wife a mink coat for their 25th wedding anniversary.

Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home.

After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.

Sam is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for city council.

Andy, Opie and Sam tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son, Mike.

When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.

After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.

News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.

When Frank threatens to leave, Hawkeye and Trapper find it means double duty for them and invent a way to make him stay.

Adam attempts to prove the innocence of his friend, a slow-witted singer accused on circumstantial evidence of murdering a widow.

News spreads throughout the camp that a cease-fire is imminent.

Adam attempts to prove the innocence of his friend, a slow-witted singer accused on circumstantial evidence of murdering a widow.

A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.

A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.

A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.

A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

A widower finds himself charged with murder after attempting to protect the reputation of his son's schoolteacher.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

On her son's first day at private school, Christine discovers that her ex-husband is dating an impossible-to-hate woman with her name.

Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

When Christine learns that her ex-husband, Richard, is in an intimate relationship, she resolves to make her own conquests.

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Christine allows her friends Barb and Pete to set her up on a blind date, and after a series of unsuccessful dates, she finds the possibility of love.

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Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

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Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Andy and Sam try to find Goober a girlfriend through a dating service.

Sam Jones brings his friend Mario from Italy to help him on the farm.

Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store but gives it up because another boy needs the job more.

While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.

Andy is jealous when he realizes that a handsome teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.

While an entertainer does a show from an improvised stage in the compound, the comedy and drama of the doctors' lives go on.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

The personnel of the 4077th try to make a good impression on a psychiatrist when threatened with reassignment.

The bitter son of a man executed for murder convinces Adam to look into his father's case; guests Keir Dullea, Otto Kruger.

Daily bombing near the hospital by an inept North Korean pilot becomes the leading spectator sport at the 4077th.

The bitter son of a man executed for murder convinces Adam to look into his father's case; guests Keir Dullea, Otto Kruger.

A boy tracks down the man who killed his father and will avenge his death at any cost.

A boy tracks down the man who killed his father and will avenge his death at any cost.

An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.

An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.

A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.

Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a.

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.

Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.

Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

When the house starts feeling too cramped, Molly plans a yard sale; Mike and the guys try to distract Carl from his breakup.

When Mike is sick on Thanksgiving, Molly is secretly excited about not having to cook -- until Vince invites his brother over for a homemade meal.

Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.