A much-feared Israeli commando (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and moves to New York, where he fulfills his dream of becoming a successful hairstylist.

The Dunphys stay in a cramped hotel room while the house is treated for mold; Gloria feels protective when Manny starts dating an older girl; Cameron wants to maintain his team's winning streak but fears Mitchell is a jinx.

Phil and Claire panic when an obnoxious couple looks at the house for sale next door; Jay learns Manny's girlfriend is the granddaughter of a business rival -- after forbidding Manny to see her; Cam and Mitch are scared of Lily's teacher (Tyne Daly).

When Claire lets Phil take charge of Halloween, he decides to do something different than her usual fright-fest theme; Jay wants to be Prince Charming for Halloween -- complete with a full head of hair; Cam becomes overwhelmed.

Phil and Claire aren't sure what to think when Haley and Andy start spending a lot of time together; Gloria hires a Spanish tutor for Manny; Cam and Mitch run into a popular journalist at a school function.

With Phil and Luke cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Claire decides to prepare a secret back-up turkey; Jay and Gloria's trip is canceled at the last minute; Lily refuses to wear a nice dress to dinner.

Claire and Phil worry that Alex's boyfriend is imaginary; Manny might ruin Jay's plan to avoid attending a party; Mitch and Cam's new white couch becomes a mishap waiting to happen.

The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.

Missy's first disappointment in love triggers a series of events that leads the Cooper family to the edge of an abyss.

Sheldon and Missy both run away from home; Mary gets upsetting news about George Sr.

Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible; Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie; Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.

Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university; Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.

Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements; Meemaw opens a gambling room.

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Chandler and Janice (Maggie Wheeler) reach a turning point in their relationship; the Ugly Naked Guy may be dead.

Rachel goes on her first date after splitting with Ross; Joey's new flame doesn't seem interested in him.

Chandler falls for a woman who is already involved with Joey; Rachel and Ross play the jealousy game.

Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event.

Rachel throws a surprise party for Emily so she can invite Joshua; Phoebe develops a craving for meat.

Chandler and Joey compete to be best man at Ross' wedding; Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring; Phoebe suffers extreme mood swings because of her pregnancy.

Monica interrupts Joey and Ross' friendly game of catch; Gary (Michael Rapaport) asks Phoebe to move in with him.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend (Harry Van Gorkum).

The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises.

The six friends prepare to say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives; momentous events and last-minute surprises.

Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.

Sheldon tries to make peace when Leonard and Penny get into an argument.

Penny is forced to rely on Sheldon when she is injured while Howard, Leonard and Raj are away.

After being humiliated on the radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke; Wolowitz tries to not ruin his new relationship with Bernadette.

Sheldon tries to help Penny understand Leonard's work; Wolowitz gets jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.

Leonard is horrified when his mother (Christine Baranski) visits.

Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer; Leonard discovers that Penny believes in psychics.

When alien invaders lay waste to planet Earth, it's up to a select group of survivors to make a last-ditch stand.

A veteran agent (Tommy Lee Jones) and a rookie (Will Smith) protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth.

Two interstellar agents (Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith) try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world.

Agent J (Will Smith) goes back in time and joins forces with Agent K's (Tommy Lee Jones) younger self (Josh Brolin) to save his partner, the agency and mankind's future.

The whole family takes Haley to a bar to celebrate her 21st birthday; Phil and Jay hit a snag while trying to pick up Haley's present; Lily asks Alex, Luke and Manny where babies come from.

When a near-death experience leads to several members of the family deciding to make life changes, the rest of the clan bears the brunt of their new attitudes.

Phil calls in his father and his retired friends to help in a war with the neighbors; Jay and Gloria disagree over Joe's potty training.

Claire senses Phil may be more into.

When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil's new right-hand man; Jay is put in a tough spot when it is suspected that Joe is allergic to Stella; Mitchell does some freelance legal work at Jay's company.

Claire takes a first class seat on a flight, leaving Phil in coach; Gloria makes Jay teach Manny how to defend himself; Mitch, Cam and their friends throw Sal a belated baby shower.

While stuck at the airport, Claire partakes in online snooping that creates drama with the rest of the family.

When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay scramble to shoot a commercial of their own; Phil, Luke and Manny try to take down a drone that a neighbor keeps using to spy on Gloria; Andy is rushed to the hospital.

Monica's parents drop off some childhood keepsakes including her prom video.

Ross and Rachel become more than just friends; Monica caters a party for a dashing older doctor (Tom Selleck).

Everyone at Monica's dad's birthday party finds it amusing that their middle-aged friend (Tom Selleck) is dating a woman in her 20s until Monica's parents learn that it is their daughter; Chandler and Joey argue over a dirty spoon.

With Joey in his new apartment, Chandler gets a troublesome new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Phoebe makes a video for.

A veteran agent (Tommy Lee Jones) and a rookie (Will Smith) protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth.

Two interstellar agents (Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith) try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world.

Agent J (Will Smith) goes back in time and joins forces with Agent K's (Tommy Lee Jones) younger self (Josh Brolin) to save his partner, the agency and mankind's future.

When alien invaders lay waste to planet Earth, it's up to a select group of survivors to make a last-ditch stand.

Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) must pick a side when a feud between Captain America (Chris Evans) and Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.) leaves the Avengers in turmoil.

A spirited entertainer (Adam Sandler) and a waitress (Drew Barrymore) with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings.

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player (Adam Sandler) he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

Billy Madison, an adult goof-off, goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.

Carl is stuck for hours in a train with unwitting stowaway Urkel.

After a cosmetic makeover, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam's bowling team, not knowing it's an all-gay league; Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors; Gloria and Mitch agree to go out with Haley.

Claire won't let Phil buy a video game console; Jay and Gloria get into a disagreement over the types of toys Joe plays with; Haley wants to stand up for herself at work; Claire attempts to bribe the school principal.

When Alex learns she must share the Valedictorian title with a competitor, the principal lets them break a tie with a one mile run; Gloria studies for her citizenship test; Mitch and Cam join a protest against a local restaurant.

Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to celebrate senior ditch day; Claire gets a job offer from a hotel chain; Gloria takes advantage of Manny's groggy state after his wisdom teeth procedure.

Unexpectedly stuck in Seattle, Phil figures out how to be at Alex's graduation party via video chat and a robotic vessel; Claire worries about giving Alex the perfect gift; Mitch doesn't tell Cam about being laid off.

Haley and Andy deal with their emotions in different ways; finding a preschool for Joe is more difficult than Jay and Gloria anticipated; when money gets tight, Cam wants Mitch to return to his former job.

Joey's comments in a magazine for soap-opera fans could mean the end of his role on.

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey is facing some exorbitant bills; the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

Monica's boyfriend proves to be the life of the party when he attends a basketball game with Chandler and Joey.

Two bullies (Peter DeLuise, Nicky Katt) banish Ross and Chandler from Central Perk; Monica plays the stock market.

Rachel's separated parents (Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman) unexpectedly attend her surprise birthday party.

Phoebe's romantic meeting with an old friend (Charlie Sheen) is stalled by a case of the chickenpox; Ben celebrates his first birthday; Monica frets about her relationship with Richard (Tom Selleck).

Billy Madison, an adult goof-off, goes back to elementary school in order to run his father's company.

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player (Adam Sandler) he can join the PGA tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

A spirited entertainer (Adam Sandler) and a waitress (Drew Barrymore) with a boorish fiance work at the same weddings.

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

Lenny Feder (Adam Sandler) moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

The Jokers are hiding from their boss; they try to get away with sending bizarre emails; one loser won't make it through and is caught red handed messing with women's purses.

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Lenny Feder (Adam Sandler) moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn't leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles.

Friends and former teammates (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock) learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach.

When their $100 million movie goes over budget, actor/director Vince Chase (Adrian Grenier), studio boss Ari Gold and the rest of the boys (Kevin Connolly, Kevin Dillon) find themselves at the mercy of the cutthroat world of Hollywood.

A scientific accident leaves Urkel with the ability to read minds; Carl becomes troop leader of the Junior Woodsmen.

The ventriloquist dummy Stevil and his new friend Carlsbad haunt Urkel and Carl.

Sheldon and Dr. Linkletter struggle to solve an equation; Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes; George Sr. gives advice on Missy's love life.

Missy asks some uncomfortable questions at church; Meemaw and Georgie go into business together.

Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife.

Sheldon battles President Hagemeyer's mysterious boss over the university's science requirements; Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.

Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how to not think; George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house.

Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner.

Chandler finds himself trapped in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre during a city-wide power failure.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

Chandler learns details about his mother's (Morgan Fairchild) life when she appears on national television.

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Joey asks Phoebe's sister (Lisa Kudrow in a dual role) on a date; Ross takes Lamaze classes with Carol (Jane Sibbett) and Susan (Jessica Hecht).

Monica takes Rachel to the hospital; Ross asks his dad (Elliott Gould) for advice on becoming a father.

Rachel is asked to be the maid of honor in her ex-fiance's (Mitchell Whitfield) wedding.

Carol (Jane Sibbett) begins labor; Ross and Susan (Jessica Hecht) clash.

The group is amazed when Phoebe marries a Canadian ice dancer (Steve Zahn) to help him get his green card.

Phoebe's romantic meeting with an old friend (Charlie Sheen) is stalled by a case of the chickenpox; Ben celebrates his first birthday; Monica frets about her relationship with Richard (Tom Selleck).

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalking her twin sister, Ursula; Ross and Rachel give Chandler.

Phoebe reunites with her former singing partner (E.G. Daily); Chandler dates a woman (Sherilyn Fenn) who has a prosthetic limb.

After their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system.

Sheldon tries to figure out the answer to a physics problem by working with Penny.

Leonard must choose who to bring with him when he goes to see the Large Hadron Collider on Valentine's Day.

Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

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Sheldon's stage fright stands between him and a coveted award.

Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship; Sheldon and Wil Wheaton face off once again.

Sheldon goes to extremes to keep Leonard and Penny happy when they stop speaking to each other.

Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the apartment, and competes with Leonard for her attention.

Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator.

Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman.

Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all.

A fight after a particularly tough day leads Stan and Roger to get a taste of life in each other's shoes, but the swap quickly gets out of hand.

Stan's so-called best friend shuns him at an Atlantic City bachelor party, so Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick.

Stan gives Steve steroids to make him bigger, better and part of the.

Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, so he gets replaced by Barry; Roger joins a fraternity.

Francine plots to destroy George Clooney for a past indiscretion; Roger builds a vineyard and starts a private sweatshop.

Steve accidentally ends up in a refugee camp; optimistic Stan joins him and starts a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction across the river.

Stan becomes overly proud of Steve for finding his first girlfriend until he gets a look at her, triggering a weight problem for Stan.

Stan tries hard to get even when a car salesman bests him in a negotiation, causing him to lose his job.

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention, but the only group willing to sponsor him is the local chapter of Gay Republicans.

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Mermaids, motivational speakers and cosplayers take on the demanding.

Trouble comes to town when Urkel's cousin, Original Gangsta Dawg, pays a visit and clashes with both Carl and Laura.

Urkel's (Jaleel White) new job as a gift-wrapper at the mall complicates his relationship with Myra (Michelle Thomas).

Urkel impresses Laura with his new cooking talent and manages to save a Japanese restaurant from a fire; Carl baby-sits a parrot.

Urkel and Myra (Jaleel White, Michelle Thomas) break up, and Eddie (Darius McCrary) decides to drop out of college to become a cop.

Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman.

Sheldon attends his first comic book convention; Mary tries selling makeup.

Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors; George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.

Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab; Mary is given a lotto ticket.

Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip; Georgie continues to lie about his age.

Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige; George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup; Georgie comes clean to Mandy.

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Ross and Rachel become more than just friends; Monica caters a party for a dashing older doctor (Tom Selleck).

Desperate, Monica agrees to a date with one of her restaurant customers; Phoebe's younger brother visits.

The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.

To her horror, Monica's boyfriend plans to fight; the friends are intrigued by a conversation between two strangers.

Rachel's boss, Joanna, leaves Chandler in an awkward situation that will require Rachel's help; Monica's catering fiasco.

Ross starts dating a beautiful but messy co-worker from the museum; Monica and Phoebe cater a sad event.

Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

Rachel, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Ross go to London for the wedding where Joey meets Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York.

Rachel frantically tries to get to London to tell Ross that she loves him before he marries Emily; Ross' parents argue with Emily's parents, Steven and Andrea Waltham.

Personal habits clash when Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey; Phoebe dates a health inspector (Gregory Sporleder); Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her our on a date.

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned.

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.

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Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn't want to spend the day at Phil's open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch and Cam.

Phil has second thoughts after he helps Haley talk Claire into letting Dylan move in; Mitch accepts a job working for Jay's biggest rival; Cameron and Gloria cannot agree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.

Phil can't get anyone else to care about tending to the eggs; Claire is anxious about bringing her closet ideas to Jay; Cameron gets over-attached to the frat guys living in the upstairs unit.

Claire wants to give Haley and Alex a great experience on Take your Daughter to Work Day but employees make things difficult; Jay has to help out at Joe's preschool when Gloria has jury duty; Mitch and Cam cannot agree on who to invite to a party.

Luke is arrested for driving without a license; Alex is caught sneaking out of a liquor store; Cam thinks Gloria should re-create and sell her family's hot sauce; Haley and Dylan have an awkward encounter with Beth and Andy.

A conversation about a house Phil is helping to sell gives everyone the idea to sneak in to enjoy it themselves; Jay and Gloria's plan to pay for a surprise family trip to Miami turns into a surprise for Gloria and then a bigger surprise for Jay.

When Gloria wins a family seminar at the school auction, Jay is resistant, Mitch and Cam try to come across as super stable, and Phil and Claire turn it into a competition; Haley and Alex get together to talk about boys.

When Claire and Phil go out with a couple they met on vacation, the Dunphys end up having to pay the bill; Haley, Alex and Luke scramble to come through when Mitchell cashes in a birthday coupon they gave him.

Claire hopes to help the ducklings move out of the house while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover; Cam, Gloria and Manny must meet a big hot sauce delivery deadline.

Claire decides to clean the clutter out of the house before taking over Jay's business; Jay's new hobby makes Cameron worry; Gloria enlists Mitchell to teach her how to golf so she can connect with Jay on a deeper level.

Myra and Stephan work at separating Laura and Steve; Eddie learns an important lesson in firearm safety.

Myra (Michelle Thomas) surprises Steve and Laura (Jaleel White, Kellie Shanygne Williams) on their first date; Harriette (Judyann Elder) gives Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) his ring back.

Myrtle and Greta decide to settle their fight over Eddie in the boxing ring; 3J looks for his biological mother.

A reluctant Laura attends a polka festival with Steve; Carl cramps Eddie's style.

Carl is stuck for hours in a train with unwitting stowaway Urkel.

After a cosmetic makeover, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.

Meemaw's gambling room becomes a success; Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market; Missy starts a business.

Sheldon copes with the death of a hero; Missy wants to babysit; Georgie struggles with his big secret.

George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life; Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.

Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy, and the whole family promises to keep it a secret.

As the church congregation gossips about Georgie, Missy stands up for her brother; Sheldon is distracted by the family drama.

Sheldon struggles to cope with his first signs of puberty; Mary and George Sr. both hunt for new jobs; Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.

Chandler gets nervous when everyone learns about Monica; Joey's new girlfriend (Soleil Moon Frye) gets physical; Ross moves into a new apartment but fails to impress his new neighbors.

Phoebe finds a police officer's badge and goes on a spree of arrests until she meets up with the owner; Joey thinks he's in love with Monica; Ross buys a couch but won't pay to have it delivered.

The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.

The gang surprises Joey by joining him in Las Vegas on a film shoot; a winning streak leads Chandler to press his luck with a proposition.

Rachel regrets asking Phoebe to jog with her when her uncoordinated movements attract unwanted attention.

After bleaching his teeth, Ross discovers they glow in the dark; Joey's new roommate wants to redecorate.

Rachel is worried about her sister's flirtation with Ross; sickly Monica is well enough to seduce Chandler; Joey uses free food to lure women to date him.

Ross recruits some friends to go with him on his first meeting with Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis); Phoebe makes Chandler and Monica paranoid by chronicling their every move.

Ross' doctoral dissertation is stored in a remote corner of the university library frequently used by students having sex; Rachel and Phoebe bond with Joey's date (Kristin Davis), then try to convince him to continue seeing her.

During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realize they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.

On her first day as a telemarketer, Phoebe encounters a distraught man (Jason Alexander) who is determined to end his life.

Joey accidentally informs a cast member (Susan Sarandon) that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain.

While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father (Keith Carradine); Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.

Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.

The guys try to bond with Penny's new boyfriend through a costume contest.

Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon.

Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend (Rick Fox) while attending a science event with Wolowitz.

Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher; Koothrappali fantasizes about his friend's girlfriend.

A wealthy donor makes Leonard question what he is willing to do for science.

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Phil doesn't feel appreciated while Claire is busy running the closet business; a life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display attracts unsavory attention; Cam and Mitch become suspicious of their new renters.

Power outages during a thunderstorm send the whole family to Jay and Gloria's; Jay tries to make it to a reunion with buddies from the Navy; Phil hopes to redeem himself after a panic attack; Mitch and Cam must salvage Lily's birthday party.

Unaware that Claire has a personal assistant, Phil cannot figure out how she is getting everything done; Jay and Gloria are sleep deprived as Joe goes through a fussy phase; Cam and Mitch feel they are not treated well at a friend's wedding.

Phil lies to Claire to keep her from finding out about his attractive new client; Gloria asks for Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she thinks is attracted to her; Jay makes a web show; Mitch and Cam teach Lily how to ride a bike.

Phil decides he wants to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both exhausted; Jay's command of the bathroom remodel creates hazards for the rest of the family; Cam's visiting sister's emotional outbursts frustrate Mitch.

When Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day to themselves, things go awry and Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Jay wants to make a good impression on a family moving in across the street; Manny tries to attract a radical thinker; the Dunphy family uses Alex's bout of mono to its advantage; Cam and Mitchell try to teach a message of acceptance.

Sid buys a flashy new vehicle called a Bifi, and it starts to become his whole personality; Scraps returns to his old village.

Laura faces a dilemma when both Urkel and Stefan ask for her hand in marriage.

Urkel and Laura postpone their wedding when he is launched into space in order to test his latest gadget.

Urkel (Jaleel White) fixes his spacecraft from the outside in order to return to Earth and see Laura (Kellie Williams) again. With Reginald VelJohnson.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) is not happy about his mother (Rosetta LeNoire) coming to live in his already crowded household. Guest stars: Mark Linn-Baker, Bronson Pinchot.

Harriette loses her job, forcing the family into austerity measures.

George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail; Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy; Mary feels unwelcome at church.

Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances; Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.

Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma; Mary tries her hand at writing; Mandy needs a new place to live.

Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy; Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.

At college, Sheldon decides to expand his responsibilities and become a dorm resident adviser; Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal; Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.

George Sr. is asked to help with the football team; Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.

Monica and Chandler fondly reminisce about London until a startling revelation leaves Chandler floored.

Monica regrets telling a woman about a discount bridal shop when they end up competing for a wedding dress.

Monica is so perturbed by Chandler's instant attraction to her gorgeous visiting cousin (Denise Richards) that she persuades Ross to let her stay at his apartment; Ross finds his attraction to his cousin unsettling.

Rachel encounters a sorority sister (Winona Ryder) with whom she shared an embarrassing and passionate moment.

Trying to ensure an ideal wedding, Monica arranges a meeting so Chandler and his estranged father can reconcile.

Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star (Johnny Messner); Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.

At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.

Monica encounters a high-school friend (guest star Brad Pitt) and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey; Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.

Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.); Chandler becomes upset when Monica says that somebody from her job is the funniest guy she's ever met.

Wolowitz considers taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard and Raj's sister rekindle their relationship.

Sheldon is upset when he realizes Leonard is the center of their group of friends.

Leonard has to choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya; Howard's magic trick drives Sheldon crazy.

The guys try to figure out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.

Amy and Sheldon spread gossip as part of an experiment; Howard decides to take a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

Priya dissects the roommate agreement; the ladies take Sheldon dancing.

Raj tries to cure his social anxiety; Penny spies on Leonard and his girlfriend through Bernadette.

Howard's mom winds up in the hospital after hearing news of her son's engagement to Bernadette.

Bernadette gets her Ph.D., inspiring the guys to tease Wolowitz about his lack of a doctorate; Raj becomes Sheldon's roommate.

Penny worries that she has ruined her relationship with her friends; Sheldon takes over the paintball team.

Amy is caught in the middle when Penny and Sheldon get into an argument over a pre-owned chair; Leonard tries to make his long-distance relationship more exciting.

Amy and Leonard try to become better acquainted; Bernadette, Howard and Mrs. Wolowitz spend the weekend together.

The Jokers come in hot and correct rude behavior but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills; one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning, so he must wrap his legs around something else.

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Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.

Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party.

Luke and Manny compete to be senior class president; Phil insists on introducing Haley to a marketing guru to help her business; Cam makes a rash decision when he finds out his star football player plans to move away.

Phil is excited when he's invited to appear in a real estate segment for the local news; Phil meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine; Jay tries to improve Manny's video interview for a college application.

The Dunphys try to kick-start Luke's Halloween party; Cam confronts his Halloween nemesis; Jay plans to go to a party at an old enemy's home to deliver an unforgettable trick.

Phil considers becoming a member at Jay's favorite refuge; Claire is mistaken about her influence on Alex's choices; Cam holds back on telling Mitchell what his play is really about.

Cameron spares no expense for his Thanksgiving jamboree; Hayley tells Phil she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend; Jay works to keep his blood pressure down; Alex and Dwight get closer.

Haley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected; Luke unintentionally helps Jay with his petition; Gloria, Phil and Cam have a secret meeting.

Manny and Luke's efforts to put on the school's winter dance get complicated due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer at the dance while Jay tries to get out of it by pretending he wants to spend time with Phil.

Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough; Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents.

Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university; the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.

Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database; George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.

Mary struggles to make new friends; Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.

Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him; Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.

Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey; Sheldon attempts male bonding.

Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister (Christina Applegate) on Thanksgiving; Monica protects her good wedding china; Joey forgets to join his TV cast mates for the Thanksgiving parade.

Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker (Selma Blair).

Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement (Dermot Mulroney) at the shop; Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.

Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor (Jeff Goldblum) during an audition; Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger; Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.

Ross invites an attractive paleontologist (Aisha Tyler) to a rooftop.

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.

Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date; Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend (Jennifer Coolidge) with a fake British accent; Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.

When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend (Greg Kinnear) for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation; Chandler lies about watching Joey's bizarre audition tape.

A prospective birth mother (Anna Faris) labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.

Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on.

Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss; Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.

Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer; Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death; Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.

Raj wants a girlfriend, so Penny introduces him to a woman he can communicate with.

Wil Wheaton invites Leonard and Sheldon to a party at his house; Howard receives an opportunity.

Sheldon finds himself competing with the gang for his mother's (Laurie Metcalf) attention when she visits.

An attractive comic book artist tests Leonard and Priya's relationship; Sheldon tries to scare his friends.

Amy is devastated when Penny and Bernadette shop for wedding dresses without her.

Leonard and Penny spend time alone; Sheldon tries to face his fear of birds.

Sheldon is jealous when Stuart (Kevin Sussman), a guy from the comic book store, asks Amy out on a date.

Leonard must face the bully who targeted him in high school; Penny confronts her past actions.

Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man (Tim Robbins) in a corrupt Maine penitentiary.

Wrongfully accused of trying to kill the president, framed Secret Service agent Mike Banning must evade the FBI and his own agency to uncover the truth and save the country from imminent danger.

Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man (Tim Robbins) in a corrupt Maine penitentiary.

Eddie gets himself in trouble when he defends Steve from a bully.

Cam wants to throw a New Year's Day feast for the family; Phil's father arrives with his new girlfriend, who happens to be Phil's childhood baby sitter; Gloria and Jay must decide who will look after little Joe if something should happen to them.

A rude parent at Lily's dance recital makes Cam angry; Jay, Claire and Mitch go to a family wedding and encounter Dede at the reception; Phil and Gloria go on a college tour with Luke and Manny.

Phil calls upon his alter ego to inject some sizzle back into his marriage; Jay shows favoritism in his parenting; Haley and Sal try to stand up to men in their lives.

Phil talks Jay into investing in a property he has long wanted to develop; Claire's culinary ventures aren't as successful as she thinks; Cam and Mitchell try to teach Lily the value of hard work.

Phil rethinks his original dream after realizing his property investment with Jay might turn out to be a bust; Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury; Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office.

After seeing an online video of his Fizbo costume being desecrated, Cam sets out to restore the character's good name; Phil meets his soon-to-be stepbrother; Manny enlists Gloria, Claire and Haley to do a read-through of his newest play.

NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the charity basketball game Phil is playing in; Gloria's nemesis tries to shame her for lack of support at Manny's school; Claire tries to keep a work mistake secret from Jay.

Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn containing the ashes of Cam's beloved pet pig, Lilly; Cam tries to catch Mitchell in a lie.

Mitch and Cam fight the effects of sleeping pills while rushing to catch a flight; Haley and Rainer re-evaluate their relationship; Phil and Claire meet Alex's new boyfriend when they pay her a surprise visit.

Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume for Frank's Roaring '20s-themed wedding; Jay masters the art of saying no; Cam stands up to his sister, Pam.

Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby.

Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria.

Chandler finds himself trapped in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre during a city-wide power failure.

Joey and Chandler decide to baby-sit and use Ben as a way to pick up women; Phoebe loses her job singing at Central Perk.

A drunken Rachel leaves a phone message for Ross that may change their relationship; Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Monica's parents drop off some childhood keepsakes including her prom video.

With Joey in his new apartment, Chandler gets a troublesome new roommate (Adam Goldberg); Phoebe makes a video for.

In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum.

Emotions become the feast of the day when the gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; the turkey is left stewing when the losing team calls for a rematch.

Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping.

Ross is dating Rachel again but hates what he had to do to get her back; Phoebe and her birth mother (Teri Garr) reconnect; Monica is stung by a jellyfish and has to resort to drastic measures to relieve the pain.

Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) asks her to carry a baby for him and his wife; Chandler gets lessons in love; Joey finds himself in a class struggle.

Phoebe undergoes an embryo implant procedure to become a surrogate mother for her brother (Giovanni Ribisi) and his wife (Debra Jo Rupp); Monica and Rachel wager their apartment in a trivia game against Chandler and Joey.

Ross takes up rugby to impress Emily (Helen Baxendale); Chandler sets up a ruse to avoid his former girlfriend Janice (Maggie Wheeler).

As the gang digests Monica's huge Thanksgiving meal, everyone reminisces about their worst Thanksgiving ever.

Separated from her Southern husband (Josh Lucas), an engaged New York fashion designer (Reese Witherspoon) confronts him about a divorce.

On a blind date, Koothrappali discovers that he can talk to the opposite sex after a few drinks, but his date takes an interest in Sheldon.

When Sheldon tries to prove his mental superiority as they train for the Physics Bowl, the guys kick him off the team and bring his nemesis (Sara Gilbert) aboard.

Penny's first date with Leonard goes awry; Penny finds Sheldon to be an unwilling confidant.

Wolowitz and Leonard decide to check out a local bar on Ladies' Night.

Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

Sheldon plans a video game marathon with the guys instead of attending a birthday party for Amy's aunt.

For the first time in nine years, the gang celebrates Sheldon's birthday -- surprising him with a special guest.

A massive creature attacks a deep-sea submersible, leaving it disabled and trapping the crew at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. With time running out, a rescue diver must now confront an unimaginable threat -- a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark.

Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan to save the underwater city of Atlantis -- and the surface world -- from his power-hungry brother.

Harriette loses her job, forcing the family into austerity measures.