Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.

With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.

Dan (John Larroquette) sees his obituary in the paper after Harry (Harry Anderson) sends the "spirit of death" (Stephen Root) to jail.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Nerdy college student Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has survived the plague that has turned mankind into flesh-devouring zombies because he's scared of just about everything. Gun-toting, Twinkie-loving Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) has no fears. Together, they are about to stare down their most horrifying challenge yet: each other's company. Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin co-star in this double-hitting, head-smashing comedy.

With innocent victims caught in the crossfire in Los Angeles' intensifying war on crime, both cop John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) and violent thug Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) are sentenced to a state of frozen incarceration known as "CryoPrison." When Spartan is finally thawed 36 years later, it's 2032, and Los Angeles is now a pacifist utopia called San Angeles. But with Phoenix again on the loose, Spartan must team up with future cop Lenina (Sandra Bullock) to apprehend the killer.

Ten years after the events of the first film, Rick and Evelyn O'Connell are settled in 1935 London, where they are raising their son. When a chain of events finds the corpse of Imhotep resurrected, the O'Connells go on a desperate race to save the world from unspeakable evil and to rescue their son before it is too late.

The Mummy is a rousing, suspenseful and horrifying epic about an expedition of treasure-seeking explorers in the Sahara Desert in 1925. Stumbling upon an ancient tomb, the hunters unwittingly set loose a 3,000-year-old legacy of terror, which is embodied in the vengeful reincarnation of an Egyptian priest who had been sentenced to an eternity as one of the living dead.

Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.

A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.

Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.

Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.

Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.

After having a fight with Frank, Marie moves in with Ray, Debra and the kids.

Ray begs his parents to be nice when his well-to-do in-laws come to town for a visit.

Frank decides to teach his son a lesson by winning all Ray's money at the poker table.

Debra decides to make fish, turning upside down Thanksgiving traditions; the relatives watch something besides football.

Ray spends all his free time coaching his basketball team but then realizes he's missing out on time with his family.

Ray is upset when he discovers that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years earlier is a fake, so he decides to tell Ally the truth about Santa.

Ray has to hold an important business meeting at the doctor's office when Debra and the kids get sick.

Ray feels insecure and jealous when Debra compliments Robert on his physical attractiveness.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile."

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Hayden lies about his marital status when consoling the wealthy widow (Priscilla Morrill) of an alumnus.

Hayden is upset when Christine accepts a date with another man.

Hayden wants to teach the star player a lesson when he develops a superiority complex.

Kelly's new dance teacher, Madame Roola (Natalija Nogulich), creates a football ballet and romances Hayden.

A Conduct Committee member's (Raye Birk) car is to play an important part at Dauber's season-ending party.

Hayden tells Christine that he doesn't like her art; Christine doesn't appreciate his attitude.

Hayden's plan to get even with the women's basketball coach (Pam Stone) jeopardizes Dauber's romance with her.

Hayden comes to regret his actions when he accidentally causes Kelly and Stuart (Kris Kamm) to break up.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

The Barone brothers rediscover their friendship during a night out.

Ray wants to teach Ally not to be a quitter, so he resumes the piano lessons he dropped 15 years earlier.

Ray's guilt catches up with him when he tricks Debra into letting him play a round of golf.

At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray discovers that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike and broke his arm; he can't help feeling guilty.

Debra convinces Ray to work from home after reading an article about people who prefer to be at the office than with their family, but things don't turn out as she had planned.

Debra's attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray.

Ray buys his father a fancy aquarium for his birthday, which depresses the older man.

At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Fred invites his fiancee and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle. Leaving a lipstick drawing of her namesake on every victim, Cataleya carries out her assignments with efficiency and dreams of avenging her family.

Chaos reigns in the New York City subway system when heavily armed criminals, led by a mastermind named Ryder (John Travolta), hijack a subway train and threaten to kill everyone on board unless a large ransom is paid. Dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) uses his extensive knowledge of the transit system in a bid to outwit the hijackers and save the hostages, but one question remains: even if the hijackers get their money, how can they possibly escape?

Hondo Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) recruits Jim Street (Colin Farrell) to join an elite unit of the Los Angeles Police Department. Together they seek out more members, including tough Deke Kay (LL Cool J) and single mom Chris Sanchez (Michelle Rodriguez). The team's first big assignment is to escort crime boss Alex Montel (Olivier Martinez) to prison. It seems routine, but when Montel offers a huge reward to anyone who can break him free, criminals of various stripes step up for the prize.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

Chaos reigns in the New York City subway system when heavily armed criminals, led by a mastermind named Ryder (John Travolta), hijack a subway train and threaten to kill everyone on board unless a large ransom is paid. Dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) uses his extensive knowledge of the transit system in a bid to outwit the hijackers and save the hostages, but one question remains: even if the hijackers get their money, how can they possibly escape?

Hondo Harrelson (Samuel L. Jackson) recruits Jim Street (Colin Farrell) to join an elite unit of the Los Angeles Police Department. Together they seek out more members, including tough Deke Kay (LL Cool J) and single mom Chris Sanchez (Michelle Rodriguez). The team's first big assignment is to escort crime boss Alex Montel (Olivier Martinez) to prison. It seems routine, but when Montel offers a huge reward to anyone who can break him free, criminals of various stripes step up for the prize.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl."

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name.

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

The roommates help Furley attract a lady friend.

A dishonest student may prevent Jack's graduation.

Jack charges his new boss with sexual harassment.

Jack and Larry unknowingly date the same woman.

Jack prepares three different meals in three separate apartments.

Janet discovers that Chrissy's old high-school friend is a prostitute.

A lovely skier thinks Jack is an alpine champion.

The boys trail burglars to a Scottish castle.

When Col. Ted Masters' (Tim Thomerson) plane goes down in an Arab country and he's sentenced to death for trespassing, his 18-year-old son, Doug (Jason Gedrick), is determined to save him. Unfortunately, Doug isn't the best fighter pilot -- he wasn't accepted into the Air Force because he needs to listen to music in order to hit a target. So he enlists the help of Col. Chappy (Louis Gossett Jr.) to borrow a couple of F-16 planes, fly across the Atlantic and start a rescue mission.

A heroic loner takes on a group of nuclear terrorists in this seagoing tale. Posing as a rock band, the terrorists get themselves hired for a party aboard the USS Missouri, a battleship en route to Pearl Harbor for decommissioning. They plan to steal the ship's nuclear arsenal but haven't reckoned on the intervention of the ship's chef, a decorated former Navy SEAL.

In his second cinematic adventure, the mighty warrior Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is tricked into working for the scheming Queen Taramis (Sarah Douglas). Along with finding a mystical horn, Conan and his allies, which include the fierce fighter, Zula (Grace Jones), and the wisecracking sorcerer, Akiro (Mako), must protect the beautiful young Princess Jehnna (Olivia d'Abo). With deception and danger at every turn, Conan has to use all of his power to defeat the evil foes that stand in his way.

Orphaned boy Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is enslaved after his village is destroyed by the forces of vicious necromancer Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones), and is compelled to push "The Wheel of Pain" for many years. Once he reaches adulthood, Conan sets off across the prehistoric landscape of the Hyborian Age in search of the man who killed his family and stole his father's sword. With beautiful warrior Valeria (Sandahl Bergman) and archer Subotai (Gerry Lopez), he faces a supernatural evil.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

Orphaned boy Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is enslaved after his village is destroyed by the forces of vicious necromancer Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones), and is compelled to push "The Wheel of Pain" for many years. Once he reaches adulthood, Conan sets off across the prehistoric landscape of the Hyborian Age in search of the man who killed his family and stole his father's sword. With beautiful warrior Valeria (Sandahl Bergman) and archer Subotai (Gerry Lopez), he faces a supernatural evil.

In his second cinematic adventure, the mighty warrior Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is tricked into working for the scheming Queen Taramis (Sarah Douglas). Along with finding a mystical horn, Conan and his allies, which include the fierce fighter, Zula (Grace Jones), and the wisecracking sorcerer, Akiro (Mako), must protect the beautiful young Princess Jehnna (Olivia d'Abo). With deception and danger at every turn, Conan has to use all of his power to defeat the evil foes that stand in his way.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

A heroic loner takes on a group of nuclear terrorists in this seagoing tale. Posing as a rock band, the terrorists get themselves hired for a party aboard the USS Missouri, a battleship en route to Pearl Harbor for decommissioning. They plan to steal the ship's nuclear arsenal but haven't reckoned on the intervention of the ship's chef, a decorated former Navy SEAL.

Chicago firefighting brothers Stephen (Kurt Russell) and Brian (William Baldwin) have been rivals since childhood. Brian, struggling to prove himself, transfers to the arson unit. There he aids Don (Robert De Niro) in his investigation into a spate of fires involving oxygen-induced infernos called backdrafts. But when a conspiracy implicating a crooked politician and an arsonist leads Brian back to Stephen, he is forced to overcome his brotherly competitiveness in order to crack the case.

After making a speech in Moscow vowing to never negotiate with terrorists, President James Marshall boards Air Force One with his family and advisers. When a group of terrorists led by Ivan Korshunov hijacks the flight, the President's principles are put to the test. Feigning escape, ex-solider Marshall stows away in the aircraft and must race against time to rescue his family and everyone else on board.

Chaos reigns in the New York City subway system when heavily armed criminals, led by a mastermind named Ryder (John Travolta), hijack a subway train and threaten to kill everyone on board unless a large ransom is paid. Dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) uses his extensive knowledge of the transit system in a bid to outwit the hijackers and save the hostages, but one question remains: even if the hijackers get their money, how can they possibly escape?

Joseph Pistone (Johnny Depp) is an FBI agent who has infiltrated one of the major New York Mafia families and is living under the name Donnie Brasco. He develops a relationship with mob hitman Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero (Al Pacino) in order to get deeper under cover, but ends up developing a real friendship with the Mafioso. As their relationship develops, Pistone must decide whether to complete his job, knowing that it will lead to the murder of his new friend.

In the turbulence of the 1970s, the international drug trade underwent a fast, violent and lucrative revolution - and one ordinary American was at its center. But in just a few short years, George Jung, a high-school football star single-handedly became the world's premiere importer of cocaine from Colombia's Medellín cartel, changing the course of an entire generation. Blow is a high-velocity look at George Jung's spectacular rise and fall.

Roland Deschain (Idris Elba), the last Gunslinger, is locked in an eternal battle with Walter O'Dim (Matthew McConaughey), also known as the Man in Black. The Gunslinger must prevent the Man in Black from toppling the Dark Tower, the key that holds the universe together. With the fate of worlds at stake, two men collide in the ultimate battle between good and evil.

Chaos reigns in the New York City subway system when heavily armed criminals, led by a mastermind named Ryder (John Travolta), hijack a subway train and threaten to kill everyone on board unless a large ransom is paid. Dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) uses his extensive knowledge of the transit system in a bid to outwit the hijackers and save the hostages, but one question remains: even if the hijackers get their money, how can they possibly escape?

Joseph Pistone (Johnny Depp) is an FBI agent who has infiltrated one of the major New York Mafia families and is living under the name Donnie Brasco. He develops a relationship with mob hitman Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero (Al Pacino) in order to get deeper under cover, but ends up developing a real friendship with the Mafioso. As their relationship develops, Pistone must decide whether to complete his job, knowing that it will lead to the murder of his new friend.

After making a speech in Moscow vowing to never negotiate with terrorists, President James Marshall boards Air Force One with his family and advisers. When a group of terrorists led by Ivan Korshunov hijacks the flight, the President's principles are put to the test. Feigning escape, ex-solider Marshall stows away in the aircraft and must race against time to rescue his family and everyone else on board.

Chaos reigns in the New York City subway system when heavily armed criminals, led by a mastermind named Ryder (John Travolta), hijack a subway train and threaten to kill everyone on board unless a large ransom is paid. Dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) uses his extensive knowledge of the transit system in a bid to outwit the hijackers and save the hostages, but one question remains: even if the hijackers get their money, how can they possibly escape?

Joseph Pistone (Johnny Depp) is an FBI agent who has infiltrated one of the major New York Mafia families and is living under the name Donnie Brasco. He develops a relationship with mob hitman Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero (Al Pacino) in order to get deeper under cover, but ends up developing a real friendship with the Mafioso. As their relationship develops, Pistone must decide whether to complete his job, knowing that it will lead to the murder of his new friend.

In the turbulence of the 1970s, the international drug trade underwent a fast, violent and lucrative revolution - and one ordinary American was at its center. But in just a few short years, George Jung, a high-school football star single-handedly became the world's premiere importer of cocaine from Colombia's Medellín cartel, changing the course of an entire generation. Blow is a high-velocity look at George Jung's spectacular rise and fall.

Miami-Dade detectives Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) blow a fuse when $100 million worth of heroin they recently confiscated is heisted from station headquarters. Suspecting it was an inside job, Internal Affairs gives them five days to track down the drugs before they shut down the narcotics division. Action meets farce when Marcus is compelled to masquerade as his partner in order to gain the trust of a call girl (Tea Leoni), a key witness in their investigation.

The drug ecstasy is flowing into Miami, and the police want it stopped. Police Detective Marcus Burnett and his partner, Mike Lowrey, are just the men to do it. They track the drugs to a Cuban smuggler, Johnny Tapia, who is also involved in a bloody war with Russian and Haitian mobsters. If that isn't bad enough, there's tension between the two cops because Lowrey is romantically involved with Burnett's sister, Syd.

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle. Leaving a lipstick drawing of her namesake on every victim, Cataleya carries out her assignments with efficiency and dreams of avenging her family.

When decorated military officer Chris Vaughn returns to his hometown in the state of Washington to find work, he finds that the lumber mill has closed and the town's big business is now a seedy casino operated by one of his old schoolmates, Jay Hamilton. Aided by his loyal friend Ray Templeton, Vaughn tries to make a stand against the area's crime and corruption, but, finding no help from the police, he must take matters into his own hands.

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.

An obnoxious child (Billy Cohen) who portrays a TV lawyer wreaks havoc while observing in Harry's (Harry Anderson) court. With Marsha Warfield.

In 1992 Bogotá, a little girl watches crime lord Don Luis and his henchman Marco murder her parents. Fifteen years later, the now-grown Cataleya, who is named for a Colombian orchid, works as a contract killer for her Chicago-based uncle. Leaving a lipstick drawing of her namesake on every victim, Cataleya carries out her assignments with efficiency and dreams of avenging her family.

When decorated military officer Chris Vaughn returns to his hometown in the state of Washington to find work, he finds that the lumber mill has closed and the town's big business is now a seedy casino operated by one of his old schoolmates, Jay Hamilton. Aided by his loyal friend Ray Templeton, Vaughn tries to make a stand against the area's crime and corruption, but, finding no help from the police, he must take matters into his own hands.

Miami-Dade detectives Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) blow a fuse when $100 million worth of heroin they recently confiscated is heisted from station headquarters. Suspecting it was an inside job, Internal Affairs gives them five days to track down the drugs before they shut down the narcotics division. Action meets farce when Marcus is compelled to masquerade as his partner in order to gain the trust of a call girl (Tea Leoni), a key witness in their investigation.

The drug ecstasy is flowing into Miami, and the police want it stopped. Police Detective Marcus Burnett and his partner, Mike Lowrey, are just the men to do it. They track the drugs to a Cuban smuggler, Johnny Tapia, who is also involved in a bloody war with Russian and Haitian mobsters. If that isn't bad enough, there's tension between the two cops because Lowrey is romantically involved with Burnett's sister, Syd.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Debra grows jealous when the baby sitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year."

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Hayden refuses to attend Kelly's wedding to Stuart (Kris Kamm) and hides out in the woods.

Stress leaves Hayden with a facial twitch just before a television interview.

Christine fixes up Luther with her friend (K Callan) despite Hayden's protests.

Bickering Kelly and Stuart disrupt Christine and Hayden's intimate weekend.

Luther is forced to call Hayden to come to the Touchdown Club after a robbery.

Christine inadvertently reveals Hayden's secret about his team to a sportscaster.

Hayden prematurely plans a victory party, believing he has won an elusive sports personality award.

Hayden if forced to spend the weekend with Kelly and all her in-laws.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Jack's friends think he is the chef at a fancy French restaurant where he is actually a busboy.

Chrissy's cousin Cindy (Jenilee Harrison) arrives.

Cindy's boss expects her to be his errand girl.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Tired and dispirited, Ray and Debra ask Ray's parents about their sex life, and are surprised at their response.

Ray and Debra try to decide who should care for their children in case anything should happen to them.

Debra is upset when her sister, Jennifer, decides to become a nun.

Debra points out that Ray is just like his annoying cousin Gerard, a charge his family gleefully reinforces.

Ray is happily surprised, and curious, when Debra starts initiating sex more often.

Debra spends the entire day cooking with Marie in an attempt to improve their relationship; Frank and Robert accompany Ray to a car show.

Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises as to whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

Junk dealer Fred Sanford runs roughshod over his son and partner, Lamont, in a groundbreaking sitcom. Fred's moneymaking schemes routinely backfire, and he does just about anything to get out of working -- up to and including faking a heart attack. He's rude, sarcastic, outspoken, overtly prejudiced, and pretty darn nasty to his friends and family.

The products of a genetic experiment, fraternal twins Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Vincent (Danny DeVito) are separated at birth. Their mother, Mary Ann (Bonnie Bartlett), is told they're dead. Now Vincent, an unscrupulous street hustler, ekes out a living in Los Angeles. Julius, raised by a scientist (Tony Jay), grows up humble, intelligent and strong, but very naive about the larger world. When Julius learns of his mother and brother, he heads to Los Angeles to find his family.

In this action-comedy, unusual circumstances find big, brawny cop John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to apprehend major drug lord Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), as well as his ruthless accomplice and mother, Eleanor (Carroll Baker). While pretending to be a kid-friendly instructor, Kimble falls for pretty fellow teacher Joyce Palmieri (Penelope Ann Miller) as he battles both unruly children and dangerous bad guys.

Mick "Crocodile" Dundee (Paul Hogan) is settling into his new Manhattan home when a South American drug dealer (Hechter Ubarry) abducts his girlfriend, Sue Charlton (Linda Kozlowski). The drug dealer thinks images of his criminal activities, taken by Sue's photographer ex-husband, are now in her hands. The dealer takes Sue to Colombia and threatens her, hoping that she'll give up the evidence. But intrepid Dundee, aiming to rescue Sue, is soon on the criminal's trail.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.