When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Trevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

After Abishola gives her previous suitor a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece.

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies; Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

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Jonathan gives a famous journalist, jailed in South America, the opportunity to enter his wife's dream.

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a former dancer (Mokihana) overcome her bitterness at being disabled.

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

A Hollywood director tries to fool Columbo when a studio becomes a murder scene.

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world-famous sex therapist.

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

A blackmailer interferes with a mystery writer's scheme to kill his former partner in a perfect crime.

Frasier is leery when his scheming and scamming ex-brother-in-law rolls into town in a wheelchair claiming he's reformed and found God.

Frasier's family sets up the lonely doctor with blind dates, including an insecure artist (Allison Janney) and a sexy party girl (Bridgette Wilson-Sampras).

Frasier prepares his son (Trevor Einhorn) for the National Spelling Bee finals.

When Frasier and Niles discover a skull at their childhood home, they try to deduce what they imagine to be a murder.

When Frasier renews his feud with an upstairs neighbor (Brian Stokes Mitchell), Martin begins dating the neighbor's mother in a ploy to defuse their rivalry.

While in Boston on business, Frasier reunites with Carla (Rhea Perlman), Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from Cheers.

An explosion kills an executive as he calls his wife from a car phone, and suspicion falls on a company attorney.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day."

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

Herman is given a tryout by Leo Durocher after his mighty drive sends a baseball sailing out of the ballpark.

Herman is convinced that a television competition is fixed, until he wins free membership at an exclusive country club.

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy.

Murdoch investigates the brutal on-camera murder of an actress during the filming of a movie about the clown killer.

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Mark (Victor French) helps raise money for an aspiring marine biologist's cancer surgery. With Michael Landon.

Jonathan and Mark convince teenager Lee to lobby in the state senate for broader environmental protection.

Dylan Dreyer travels around the world to see the animal kingdom's biggest, fastest and toughest creatures in their class.

Torch, Ace and TNT mentor a special group of girls in Atlanta; the team meets a young man in Philadelphia dedicated to fixing and providing bikes to the underserved; TNT and Ace dance their way into the hearts of a group of young girls in Harlem.

Sheinelle Jones opens her eyes to the natural colors and camouflage of cute baby animals in the wild.

Sheinelle Jones takes a trip through the trees to see the animals at home in the heights of Earth's forests.

Peter and Rae sail to California's Channel Islands to unravel the secrets of one of the smallest foxes on Earth and learn about the modern-day challenges to fox survival and the critical role that the bald eagle plays in their evolution.

Peter and Dr. Rae connect with some amazing reptiles found in very unlikely places; Dr. Rae visits a unique turtle sanctuary in Atlanta, Ga.; Peter visits a Florida nuclear power plant that's become a breeding ground for the American crocodile.

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Angry listeners respond when Frasier's syndicated show forces a local radio legend (Bill Hayes) off the air; Daphne helps Martin with a furniture project. Joe Flaherty also guest stars.

Frasier follows Roz to her family home in Wisconsin to pose as her boyfriend, while Niles plans to get rid of Daphne's frustrating mother (Millicent Martin).

Niles' scheme to reunite Daphne's parents (Brian Cox, Millicent Martin) may require Martin to masquerade as a romantic rival to her father.

Daphne convinces Niles they should elope to Reno, Nev. Millicent Martin guest stars.

Frasier defies a parking garage in an act of civil disobedience.

Frasier has an ulterior motive when he backs Martin's bid to become condominium president.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

Lily works as a model.

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

Honeymooning in England, Crabtree and Effie find a dead hotel guest while Murdoch investigates an apparent suicide.

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A man is mistakenly reincarnated to disrupt his son's marriage.

Jonathan intermediates for a football coach whose attitude about winning-at-all-costs has alienated his son.

Eddie's Uncle Bucky, a pool shark, coaches Malcolm on how to win a game of pool against a college rival.

A bomb-toting football fan wreaks havoc at Malcolm's bar to protest the anticipated move by the Kansas City Chiefs to Los Angeles.

Steve (Steve Harvey) is recruited to help raise the spirits of Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) newly separated friend Tiffany (guest star Jackie Mari Roberts).

An insurance policy makes Steve (Steve Harvey) suspicious of his father's (guest star Richard Gant) new young fiancée (guest star Jaqueline Fleming).

Mark and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Holly Robinson) go all out to find a lost lottery ticket.

The truth about Mark's (Mark Curry) heroics comes out when the mayor presents him with an award. Oakland Mayor Elihu Harris portrays himself.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

The holidays and Doug's parents descend on the household as Doug and Carrie attempt to conceive a baby.

Spence's new girlfriend Becky, a trainee chef, leads Doug into temptation with her culinary delights, to the annoyance of Carrie.

Doug becomes addicted to the nightlife after he agrees to go club hopping with Deacon to help snap him out of his depression.

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

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A former Vietnam nurse suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder; a teenage boy learns he's adopted.

An adopted boy meets his biological mother who is a Vietnam veteran suffering from traumatic flashbacks of the war.

Malcolm tries to reconcile his grandparents by transforming his bar into a romantic spot, with Eddie serenading the couple as Sammy Davis Jr.

Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit.

Steve and Romeo fight for the same woman's attention; Cedric and Lovita question their compatibility.

Hiring a maid (Esther Scott) leads to even more work for Steve, Cedric and Regina (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer," Wendy Raquel Robinson).

Earvin (Omar Gooding) misunderstands Mark's (Mark Curry) advice and decides to elope.

Mark's (Mark Curry) superstitious aunt (guest star Saundra Quarterman) visits and claims that he and Vanessa (Holly Robinson) are meant for each other.

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.

After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club.

Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop.

Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit.

Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars.

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.

When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.

Abishola is thrilled when Bob gets back to work and goes on an impromptu road trip with Goodwin.

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Jonathan and Mark help an honest mayoral candidate campaign against his unethical opponent.

A church council rules all teachers in a parochial school must follow and teach Christianity; guest Mimi Kuzyk.

Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel.

Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club.

A snowstorm causes Steve and Regina's relationship to heat up; Lovita's cousin is attracted to Cedric.

A replacement singer (guest star Adrian Zmed) shocks Steve's (Steve Harvey) band, the Hi-Tops, with his talented vocals.

Geneva's (Saundra Quarterman) dull boyfriend tags along on Mark's (Mark Curry) birthday celebration; Nicole (Raven-Symoné) hides a kitten.

Mark considers a job offer; Geneva gets laid off; Vanessa accepts Eric's marriage proposal, then has second thoughts.

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library.

Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark.

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It is Mark's high school reunion and his aging comrades from high school must come to terms with the fact that they are not the young, popular people that they used to be.

Jonathan (Michael Landon) helps ambitious students learn responsible newspaper reporting. With Victor French.

The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets.

After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention.

Steve fears he will lose Regina forever when he is invited to Warrington's house for an announcement.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) to casino night at the Onyx Club in Chicago.

After being fired from a college coaching position, Mark returns and meets the school's new principal.

Mark (Mark Curry) thinks he can do whatever he wants now that Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) is the new principal.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son."

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.

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Jonathan and Mark encourage a disabled Vietnamese veteran to work for an organization that helps disabled people.

Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help students protest the mandatory retirement of a favorite teacher (Lew Ayres).

Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them.

A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.

Cedric and Steve (Cedric "The Entertainer," Steve Harvey) get choice tickets for Game 7 of the NBA finals, but there is a catch.

Steve (Steve Harvey) has trouble when Bullethead and Romeo (William Lee Scott, Merlin Santana) take the keys to the driver's education car.

Mark and a rigid ROTC instructor (Mark Curry, guest star Kevin Jackson) are pitted against each other in war games.

Vanessa (Holly Robinson Peete) feels defeated when she fails her test to become an emergency medical technician.

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog."

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to Bob, Douglas and Christina's dismay.

Abishola's visit to the sock factory during a nurse's strike puts extra pressure on Bob to make the factory successful.

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Private detectives Mark and Jonathan help a Vietnamese couple locate their sons that were adopted and raised by an American family.

Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

Columbo investigates the disappearance of the director of a men's magazine.

The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment.

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Roz's demanding 20-year-old cousin (Zooey Deschanel) blows into town looking for a good time.

Frasier vows revenge after Bulldog (Dan Butler) plays a prank on him; Daphne's mom (Millicent Martin) wages war against a scorned trick-or-treater in a practical joke grudge match.

Frasier fails to deliver Scott Bakula's autograph to the avid "Star Trek" fan who is teaching him Hebrew for Frederick's bar mitzvah.

Frasier interviews numerous housekeepers and finally hires a less-than-qualified applicant (Ana Gasteyer) of Martin's choosing.

Niles' sudden surgery prompts the brothers' childhood memories; despite reassurance, Daphne has trouble dealing with Niles' health.

Niles' newfound outlook on life is driving his brother crazy, but Frasier remains mum because of a pact he made with God.

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father.

When Herman is forced to work overtime at the parlor, Lily grows furious and convinces him that he deserves a raise; he is fired when he demands an increase in pay.

Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster.

As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise.

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After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself; with Michael Landon and Victor French.

Thinking Jonathan has turned into a dog, Mark embarks alone to unite a young runaway with his family.

Dylan Dreyer travels to the south of France to meet wild horses and fascinating creatures who make their home on the rugged coast.

Hot Shot and Cheese give documentary students an insider's perspective on the hidden stories of Harlem; Thunder and Torch remember the world records that made their rookie years so amazing; Thunder proves his vertical lift is as impressive as ever.

Sheinelle Jones treks into Africa's extraordinary wildlife habitats to meet baby cubs, pups and other animal friends.

Sheinelle Jones goes on a safari-style scavenger hunt to find the most strange, curious and eye-catching creatures from around the globe.

Peter and Rae witness the nightly emergence of 20 million Mexican free-tailed bats and help release rehabilitated bats on Austin's Congress Bridge; Peter joins bat rescue experts; Rae helps vaccinate bats against a disease wreaking havoc on the species.

Peter and Dr. Rae travel to the remote border between Mexico and the U.S. to uncover the hidden world of ocelots; they team up with researchers to document ocelots' hidden lives and learn how biologists are working to increase the species' numbers.

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

Fran's one-day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiancé lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time-share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.

Frasier and Niles squabble over who will host Christmas festivities; Roz develops a crush on Santa Claus (Dean Cain).

Frasier and Niles are pampered at Seattle's premier spa; an expert (Ana Gasteyer) evaluates Daphne's unorthodox treatment of Martin.

Frasier's anger and loose tongue land him in sexual harassment trouble with his hostile and arrogant new radio show partner (Felicity Huffman); Niles tries to treat patients from home.

Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) visits Seattle to ask Frasier a shocking question.

Daphne's dinner party is nearly ruined when young Alice embellishes Niles' prized painting; Frasier steps in to save the night.

Frasier's latest love interest, a gym teacher (Jeanne Tripplehorn), evokes childhood memories of another instructor (Bob Hoskins).

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

The sudden death of a key witness leaves Murdoch physically unsettled.

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On Christmas Eve, Jonathan allows three powerful people to foresee the consequences of their actions.

A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.

An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love.

Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof.

Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) take a romantic cruise, but everything seems to go wrong; Lydia (guest star Lori Beth Denberg) house-sits.

Steve (Steve Harvey) faces a judge (guest star Arnetia Walker) when Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) takes him to court after he sells her a broken TV set.

On Halloween Mark and Tyler camp out in an old, haunted house.

Mark (Mark Curry) is traumatized when his prized mug with a photo of him and his idol Julius Erving (guest starring as himself) is broken.

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.

Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.