Carrie rekindles an old flame; Charlotte enjoys spectator dating; Miranda is jealous; Samantha sneaks into a club.

A visit from Big stirs Carrie's emotions; Charlotte pins her reproductive hopes on a Chinese doctor; Miranda has a run-in with Steve and Robert.

Carrie has a rendezvous in the exotic world of art; Charlotte receives surprising news; Miranda and Steve celebrate Brady's first birthday; Samantha tries to preserve her youth.

Carrie spends the night with Aleksandr; Charlotte volunteers to help others; Miranda gives Robert elevator custody; Samantha reignites an old flame.

Aleksandr's old-fashioned romantic gestures irritate Carrie; Charlotte and Harry get sick from a French dinner; Miranda has an important conversation with Steve.

Carrie wonders if a child will ever fit into her lifestyle; Charlotte baby-sits with Brady; Miranda feels pressure on a getaway with Steve; Samantha gets a second opinion.

Aleksandr prefers strong coffee; Charlotte runs to escape the pain of not having a child; Miranda emphasizes Brady's needs; Samantha gets a new hairstyle.

Carrie avoids the cold weather with Aleksandr; Charlotte and her new "baby" enjoy the spotlight; Miranda toasts her new home; Samantha circulates a steamy video.

Carrie considers Aleksandr's question; Charlotte uses her maternal instincts; Miranda admits concerns about Aleksandr.

Carrie runs into Big outside her apartment; the women have an emotional dinner before Carrie's departure; Samantha speaks at a benefit for cancer research.

Carrie meets Aleksandr's ex-wife; Samantha's chemotherapy leaves her with no libido; Charlotte and Harry try to adopt a baby; Steve's mother has a small stroke.

The NCIS team investigates the murder of a Naval warfare engineer at a spoken poetry event; Callen asks Nell to assist him in a worldwide search for Anna's whereabouts.

Anna Kolcheck returns to warn Callen that he is in danger and he must now work with an archenemy to stop an underground trafficking ring.

When Fatima is captured while on a mission and held for ransom, Callen and Sam enlist an undercover CIA agent to help get her back.

When an FBI agent is killed while trying to track the location of an undercover agent, NCIS must find the missing agent before the criminals find him.

The team investigates the disappearance of a department of defense officer who was looking into a recent UFO sighting; Anna makes a bold decision about her future.

While Sam investigates the murder of an Iranian, he must also try to save a new agent who accidentally triggers a bomb; Nell makes a decision about her future.

The team assists the DOJ in the investigation of an arsonist who targets an FBI safe house that's protecting a political activist seeking asylum; Eric deals with the aftermath of Nell leaving the team.

The team helps a former NCIS tech operator search for her missing ex-partner, whom they fear might be working with the gun runners they failed to take down years ago; Deeks reels when his bar gets a negative review.

Sam, Callen and Rountree travel to Afghanistan to help with a sensitive case after two SEALs claim their chief murdered an unarmed prisoner.

When a Russian bomber goes missing while flying over U.S. soil, Callen and Sam must track it down in the desert and secure its weapons and intel before the Russians on board destroy the plane; Hetty gives Nell a cryptic assignment.

Dom Toretto and his family must confront the most lethal opponent they've ever faced. Fueled by revenge, a terrifying threat emerges from the shadows of the past to shatter Dom's world and destroy everything -- and everyone -- he loves.

Dom Toretto and his family must confront the most lethal opponent they've ever faced. Fueled by revenge, a terrifying threat emerges from the shadows of the past to shatter Dom's world and destroy everything -- and everyone -- he loves.

On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.

Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner discover some shocking news about their love lives; RuPaul connects with his departed parents; Elisha Cuthbert and her family get closure after the death of a beloved grandmother.

On his 11th birthday Harry Potter learns he is the orphaned son of two wizards and is invited to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his second year, but dreadful things begin to happen at the school. Harry, Hermione and Ron do everything wizardly possible to solve this deadly mystery.

Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.

During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.

A summer has passed since Harry's encounter with the Dark Lord. With the wizard community in peril the future of magic may depend on Harry and a secret society known as The Order of the Phoenix.

Harry, Ron and Hermione return for a third term at Hogwarts. But Harry's fate, and that of the entire community of wizards, looks bleak when the infamous Sirius Black escapes from prison.

During Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts a competition will be held between three schools of wizardry, and contestants will be magically chosen for the very dangerous event.

America loved Bob Barker, but few knew about the scandal behind the scenes at The Price is Right; former employees break decades of silence, exposing a hidden affair and secrets that reveal a darker side of television's most beloved game show icon.

Bob Barker retaliates against model Holly Hallstrom after she refuses to testify on his behalf, triggering a decade-long legal war; as mass firings and new allegations surface, Barker's power is exposed and the women who stood up are finally heard.

In 2003, supermodel Tyra Banks broke into the world of reality TV; ANTM offered women from all over the country the promise of fame and fortune, but the aspiring models soon realize they may be collateral damage on the show's path to popularity.

As ANTM becomes more popular, it pulls in more seemingly vulnerable girls; some hopeful contestants claim they were treated increasingly poorly, leading to allegations of lasting trauma from what they endured on the show.

Yolanda Saldivar, the killer of Tejano music superstar Selena Quintanilla Perez, speaks out about her relationship with the singer and hopes to shed new light on what led to that fateful day in 1995.

Yolanda Saldivar and her family reveal never-before-seen documents and information that they believe changes the narrative of what happened inside the hotel room when Selena died and in the weeks leading up to that fateful day.

A beautiful Mexican-American singer's (Jennifer Lopez) skyrocketing international career ends abruptly.

Michael meets a mysterious woman at a blood drive; Dwight and Kevin attend a "Lonely Hearts Party"; Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Bob and Phyllis.

Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office; Pam, Jim and Andy each give Kevin different advice on wooing a woman.

Michael makes big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin; Jim plays a prank on Dwight that has unexpected results.

Michael's relationship with the new vice president gets increasingly tense; Pam finds the new copier a challenge.

Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a "rundown", and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon.

Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs.

Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy.

Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term "casual" Friday too loosely.

Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament.

Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share.

Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go undercover to investigate a workers' comp claim.

The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.

A beautiful Mexican-American singer's (Jennifer Lopez) skyrocketing international career ends abruptly.

A man and his new fiancee receive devastating news when he's diagnosed with terminal liver cancer. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help the young couple realize their dream wedding.

During the summer of 1999, an 18-year-old amateur ballroom dancer has an unexpected and intense 24-hour romance with a friend's older brother.

The stories of three individuals who have moved from childhoods marked by shame, secrecy and non-consensual surgeries to thriving adulthoods.

When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.

Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.

Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.

Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.

Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.

Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.

Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.

Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.

Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.

Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.

Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.

Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.

Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.

Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.

Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

After a disastrous top surgery, a patient hopes the doctors can finally help him get the masculine chest he's always wanted; a mother and a daughter from across the pond want the doctors to inflate their bums.

A man and his ex-wife race to Bali, Indonesia, to stop their daughter from marrying a seaweed farmer. As they desperately try to sabotage the wedding, the bickering duo soon find themselves rekindling old feelings that once made them happy together.

FBI agent Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.

An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work undercover to catch a terrorist.

An arrogant, methodical FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) must join forces with a foul-mouthed, erratic Boston detective (Melissa McCarthy) to bring down a ruthless drug lord.

When a book editor faces deportation back to Canada, she declares that she's actually engaged to her put-upon assistant, who she's tormented for years.

When a book editor faces deportation back to Canada, she declares that she's actually engaged to her put-upon assistant, who she's tormented for years.

An arrogant, methodical FBI agent (Sandra Bullock) must join forces with a foul-mouthed, erratic Boston detective (Melissa McCarthy) to bring down a ruthless drug lord.

A man and his ex-wife race to Bali, Indonesia, to stop their daughter from marrying a seaweed farmer. As they desperately try to sabotage the wedding, the bickering duo soon find themselves rekindling old feelings that once made them happy together.

Rick Ross, T Pain and Ti & Tiny compete remotely from their own homes in a night of fun and games hosted by Kevin Hart.

Will.I.Am, Julie Bowen and Gabriel Iglesias compete remotely from their own homes in a night of fun and games hosted by Kevin Hart.

Amber Ruffin, Donnell Rawlings and Taran Killam compete remotely from their own homes in a night of fun and games hosted by Kevin Hart.

Jermaine Fowler, Dulcé Sloan and Anthony Ramos compete remotely from their own homes in a night of fun and games hosted by Kevin Hart.Guests: Jermaine Fowler, Dulce Sloan, Anthony Ramos..

FBI agent Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.

An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work undercover to catch a terrorist.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Charlie finds out that he's the subject of a new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.

Young Sammy Fabelman falls in love with movies after his parents take him to see "The Greatest Show on Earth." Armed with a camera, Sammy starts to make his own films at home, much to the delight of his supportive mother.

Cheryl Hines and Rachael Harris aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a good cop vs. bad cop battle, hosted by Joel McHale.

Ben Higgins and Nick Viall aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle for the better bachelor, hosted by Joel McHale.

Cynthia Bailey and Todd Bridges aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle over loyalty and alliances.

Justin Baldoni and Andy Grammer aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a social media infused battle hosted by Joel McHale.

Loni Love and Justin Sylvester aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle of the generations.

Jeff Lewis and Missi Pyle aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a battle over cringeworthy criticism.

Caroline Manzo and Dolores Catania aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in an Italian-American battle.

Nikki Bella and Brie Bella aim to settle their beef via a cook-off in a sister vs. sister battle.

A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.

Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.

Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.

Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.

Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).

When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

A man returns home to celebrate Easter with his riotous, bickering, eating, drinking, laughing, loving family.

Tiffany Haddish, Bresha Webb, Malin Akerman, Jack Donnelly and Steelo Brim bring their talents to a night of laughter and competition.

Losers from the past - Jermaine Fowler, Neal Brennan and Michael Ealy, along with wife Khatira Rafiqzada - are back for redemption in a night of hilarious challenges.

Iliza Shlesinger, Boris Kodjoe, Natasha Lyonne and Nick Thune battle it out.

JB Smoove, Shah Omar, Chris and Jada Paul, Maria Menounos and Sean Waltman battle it out.

Hollywood heavy hitters Jay Pharoah, Bow Wow and David Dobrik show off their competitive side in a night of games and challenges, hosted by Kevin Hart.

Vivica A Fox, Chloe x Halle and GaTa dive into a night of games and challenges, hosted by Kevin Hart.

A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.

Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.

The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.

Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.

Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.

Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on "The Price Is Right.".

When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.

Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.

Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.

When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.

Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.

Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.

Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.

When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date; he finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

Presented with a choice that could alter the course of her career, a superstar singer and her overworked personal assistant come up with a plan that could change both of their lives forever.

Bruce gets his first colonoscopy; Kim deals with eye surgery just before a Pussycat Dolls performance.Guests: Robin Antin, Mikey Minden..

Kourt's grudge against Kris; Kim wants payback; Kendall and Kylie work for Seventeen Magazine.

The daughters have to find a way to support Caitlyn while still being sensitive to Kris's feelings; Kourtney focuses on her kids after asking Scott to move out; Kim wants Khloé to do the sexiest photoshoot she's ever done.

Kourtney attempts to find a new status quo with Scott; a business trip to Australia has Khloé thinking twice about how much she does for her sisters; Kim and Kanye prepare to move back in with Kris.

Kris decides to throw an extra-special graduation party for Kylie; Kim's pregnancy cravings take her halfway around the world, but it could be putting her at risk; Khloé responds to a presence in her house by getting in touch with her psychic side.

Kris has a reason to meet Caitlyn for the first time at Kylie's 18th birthday; Kim takes over Kris's home in preparation for baby number two; Khloé takes steps to move forward.

After moving forward with her divorce, Khloé seeks solace in Mexico City at the big cat rescue foundation; Kris has on her own separate correspondence with Lamar; Kylie makes her first appearance as an adult at a club in Montreal.

The family flies to St. Bart's to forget their troubles, but drama follows them; Kourtney gets disturbing news about Scott; Kendall has beef with Kylie for bringing her boyfriend Tyga; Kris struggles to get back on Kim's good side.

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Kendall and Kylie attempt to sort out their differences; Kim and Khloé help Kourtney try to forget Scott; when the family returns home refreshed and ready to start new, an unexpected visit from Scott throws them all for a loop.

Kourtney isn't ready for a big product launch and her sisters try to get her head in the game.

Kris wants the girls to take a genetic test to know their risks for cancer, but not everyone is on board; Kendall has a hard time finding a balance in her relationship with Caitlyn; the family helps Scott as he hits a low point.

Kris decides the family needs communication therapy; Kylie is ready to celebrate her new home but her family's bossy ways get in the way of her plans; Khloé struggles to finish her book.

Maddie fears for herself and her co-workers when the call center is taken hostage.