Attention shoppers; the Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store; tonight's loser must meat his fate in a punishment.

Phil can't accept that Luke wants to quit magic; Gloria's snoring keeps Jay and Manny awake; Mitch and Cam struggle to deal with their reversed role.

Claire must rein in her enthusiasm for Halloween and keep her celebration kid-friendly; Phil decides to hold an open house on Halloween; Mitch and Cam have a costume party; Gloria's hormones make her more quick-tempered than usual.

Jay and Gloria host a yard sale to help with a school fundraiser; Mitch and Cam vet Alex's new friend; Manny finds a trunk full of secrets.

Cameron watches Alex and Luke while Phil, Claire and Mitchell deal with Haley's arrest; Jay tries to cut short a surprise visit from ex-wife Dede (Shelley Long), so she doesn't learn about Gloria's pregnancy.

When Claire, Manny and Luke go to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil throws a guys' night at home; Manny and Luke crash bar mitzvahs looking for a girl; Cam and Mitchell get Jay and Gloria a surprise baby gift.

Mitch and Cam try to save an old tree in the park; Jay takes Manny to a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party; Gloria and Claire have an eventful shopping trip.

When Manny and Luke's Little League team makes it to the playoffs, Claire and Cameron search for a field to use; Gloria uses a microphone to sing to the baby.

Jay and the family plan to celebrate New Year's together at a hotel in Palm Springs, but the hotel doesn't meet their expectations; Alex and Haley are faced with challenges as they try to watch the kids back at home.

Gloria and Jay try to make Manny's 14th birthday extra special by planning a surprise party; Haley starts hanging out with a much older guy.

When Gloria's mother and sister visit, they bring traditions, baby names and family baggage; Phil helps the kids with their problems; Mitchell and Cameron try to correct Lily's bad habits.

When the lead in the school's production of "Phantom of the Opera" gets sick, Manny is willing to do anything to land the lead; Phil and Jay wind up in a golf-off with Mitch and Pepper; Gloria and Alex visit a psychic.

Claire and Phil's Valentine's Day romp ends with Claire in the hospital; Jay and Gloria's attempts at romance are interrupted by the kids; after hosting a wild party, Cam and Mitch are left with hangovers and a new housemate.

Carl meets Harriette's new piano teacher; Steve is unable to escort homecoming queen candidate Laura to the school dance.

Student driver Urkel enlists Carl as teacher; it is very dangerous to Carl's health.

Steve hears a lie about Laura from the guys at school; he decides to silence the rumor at any cost.

Carl (Reginald VelJohnson) and Steve share a hospital room.

When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health; Meemaw gives Georgie relationship advice.

When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors; Missy is torn when she's forced to pitch against her boyfriend at a baseball game.

Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office; Dale and Meemaw go to the casino; Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store.

Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about him; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.

After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.

Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure.

The group is amazed when Phoebe marries a Canadian ice dancer (Steve Zahn) to help him get his green card.

The group's plans of throwing a birthday party are marred when money becomes an issue; Chandler sets a woman up to get a date with her, but a case of mistaken identities means that he discovers what she really thought of him.

Joey and Chandler decide to baby-sit and use Ben as a way to pick up women; Phoebe loses her job singing at Central Perk.

A drunken Rachel leaves a phone message for Ross that may change their relationship; Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

Rachel sees Ross' list comparing her pros and cons to Julie's (Lauren Tom).

Phoebe, hoping for a Christmas family reunion, travels to upstate New York in search of her biological father.

After deciding to give up acting, Joey is offered a role in a soap opera; Rachel dates a guy named Russ, who is amazingly similar to Ross.

Ross helps put Carol and Susan's wedding plans back on track; Rachel's mother announces shocking new plans.

Joey starts dating a fan (Brooke Shields) who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also crazy; Ross is reminded how much he misses his pet monkey and travels to the San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Monica's parents drop off some childhood keepsakes including her prom video.

Ross and Rachel finally sleep together; Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends for whom she caters a party.

Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend; Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.

As Sheldon stresses about picking a wedding date, Amy tries to convince him he has a more laid-back side; Koothrappali and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.

Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over having disappointing fathers; Leonard is disturbed when his mother finds a new best friend in Penny.

Sheldon auditions for the role of the new Professor Proton; Penny takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz need bed rest.

Sheldon tries to keep his collaboration with Bert a secret; Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on navigating his relationship with Ruchi.

Leonard and Wolowitz are furious when they learn Sheldon worked with the military behind their backs; Bernadette suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable investment; a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

Sheldon plans an authentic "Little House on the Prairie" dinner for Amy's birthday; Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother.

Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments to discover which two would be most qualified to be the best man and the maid of honor at their wedding; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo; Amy and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments; Bert replaces Wolowitz in the band; Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

Koothrappali learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband; Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.

Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton" show, but Wil offers a role to Amy instead; Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.

The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.

The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial then make wild assumptions about other mallgoers; one Joker breaks and is tasked with becoming the strictest security guard imaginable in his punishment.

The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.

The Jokers are breaking and entering a home for a commercial where they showcase their wackiest and over the top performances; to top it off, one loser will be trolling his way through the Liberty Science Center's Touch Tunnel!

Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down.

Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America's favorite fun park, Walley World.

Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down.

Mitch and Cam's friend Sal announces she's getting married the next day and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn't trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; Phil helps Luke with a girl.

Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down.

Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil teaches basic fix-it skills to the kids; Mitch helps Lily with a bully.

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America's favorite fun park, Walley World.

College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, professor Ericson; Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.

Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem; Phoebe tapes a rock video; Ross upsets Monica.

Five highly competitive friends hit the ground running for their yearly, no-holds-barred game of tag -- risking their necks, their jobs and their relationships to take one another down.

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross; Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey is facing some exorbitant bills; the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

Monica's boyfriend proves to be the life of the party when he attends a basketball game with Chandler and Joey.

Two bullies (Peter DeLuise, Nicky Katt) banish Ross and Chandler from Central Perk; Monica plays the stock market.

Mitch and Cam's friend Sal announces she's getting married the next day and they are in the wedding; Gloria doesn't trust her new nanny; Claire bonds with Haley; Phil helps Luke with a girl.

Rachel's separated parents (Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman) unexpectedly attend her surprise birthday party.

Claire and Cam bring in a third party (Wendi McLendon-Covey) when they reach an impasse on a landscaping decision; Phil teaches basic fix-it skills to the kids; Mitch helps Lily with a bully.

Phoebe's romantic meeting with an old friend (Charlie Sheen) is stalled by a case of the chickenpox; Ben celebrates his first birthday; Monica frets about her relationship with Richard (Tom Selleck).

With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels; Mary and George Sr. argue over parenting styles.

When ex-fiance Barry and Mindy's wedding day arrives, bridesmaid Rachel has flashbacks of her own failed wedding day.

Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige when their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School; George is furious after Georgie makes a questionable purchase.

Monica is distraught after her break-up with Richard; Chandler and Janice begin seeing each other again; Ross tells Rachel and Chandler about his "Princess Leia" fantasy.

Dale and Meemaw work out relationship issues while playing Dungeons and Dragons with Sheldon and Missy; Mary and George take a trip with coach Wilkins and his wife; Georgie's girlfriend thinks she's pregnant.

In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum.

College orientation does not go as Sheldon planned; Mary is invited to a party when she's mistaken for a university student; George Sr. helps Pastor Jeff set up a children's nursery.

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalking her twin sister, Ursula; Ross and Rachel give Chandler "boyfriend" lessons.

Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher, professor Ericson; Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.

Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher sends him into a tailspin; George Sr. learns Georgie has been cutting class.

Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll; Chandler's fear of commitment surfaces in his relationship with Janice.

Phoebe offers to buy Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) a massage; Joey tries to build an entertainment center.

Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross; Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together; Penny and Leonard learn a secret from an unlikely source about dealing with Sheldon.

Chandler wants his annoying new roommate (Adam Goldberg) to move out; Joey is facing some exorbitant bills; the girls learn from a book about personal empowerment.

Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali "breaks up" with Wolowitz after realizing he is hurting his confidence.

Monica's boyfriend proves to be the life of the party when he attends a basketball game with Chandler and Joey.

When Bernadette won't go into labor, her friends try different tactics to get things started; Wolowitz confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

Two bullies (Peter DeLuise, Nicky Katt) banish Ross and Chandler from Central Perk; Monica plays the stock market.

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy; Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.

Rachel's separated parents (Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman) unexpectedly attend her surprise birthday party.

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with hers; Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him; Sheldon thinks he is the victim of a prank.

Phoebe's romantic meeting with an old friend (Charlie Sheen) is stalled by a case of the chickenpox; Ben celebrates his first birthday; Monica frets about her relationship with Richard (Tom Selleck).

Leonard decides to run against Sheldon for president of the tenants association; Bernadette encourages Wolowitz and Koothrappali to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiancé's wedding; she has flashbacks of her own failed wedding day; Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere; Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

Monica is distraught after her break-up with Richard; Chandler and Janice begin seeing each other again; Ross tells Rachel and Chandler about his "Princess Leia" fantasy.

Adonis has been thriving in both his career and family life, but when a childhood friend and former boxing prodigy resurfaces, the face-off is more than just a fight.

In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum.

Phoebe dates a man who thinks he's stalking her twin sister, Ursula; Ross and Rachel give Chandler "boyfriend" lessons.

Chandler tries to get over his fear of commitment; Phoebe poses as Joey's agent after she forgets to tell him about an audition.

Phoebe offers to buy Frank Jr. (Giovanni Ribisi) a massage; Joey tries to build an entertainment center.

Sheldon and Koothrappali confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Wolowitz working together; Penny and Leonard learn a secret from an unlikely source about dealing with Sheldon.

Under guidance from Rocky Balboa, boxing phenom Adonis Johnson prepares for a showdown against the son of Ivan Drago, the former Russian fighter who killed Apollo Creed in the ring.

Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali "breaks up" with Wolowitz after realizing he is hurting his confidence.

When Bernadette won't go into labor, her friends try different tactics to get things started; Wolowitz confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.

Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy; Bernadette and Wolowitz have a hard time deciding who should stay at home with the kids and who should go back to work.

Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with hers; Leonard, Koothrappali and Wolowitz do everything in their power to meet him; Sheldon thinks he is the victim of a prank.

Leonard decides to run against Sheldon for president of the tenants association; Bernadette encourages Wolowitz and Koothrappali to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman (Paula Patton) who is targeted to be murdered.

A brilliant but reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere; Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.

Adonis has been thriving in both his career and family life, but when a childhood friend and former boxing prodigy resurfaces, the face-off is more than just a fight.

Sam, Jared, Bryce and Amanda go on a treasure-hunting trip, where they discover a downed airplane full of cocaine alongside a famous shipwreck. Unknown to Sam and Jared, Bryce makes a fatal mistake and decides to sell the cocaine.

The Jokers pretend to be medical students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight, hoping to earn applause; one Joker has to put his hips where his mouth is and settle a bet of his own making.

The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial then make wild assumptions about other mallgoers; one Joker breaks and is tasked with becoming the strictest security guard imaginable in his punishment.

Phil is excited to discuss his job with Luke, Manny and their classmates on career day, but things get ugly when Phil's nemesis shows up; Cam and Mitch make a mistake while executing tooth fairy duties.

Mitch's ex-boyfriend, a personable and successful doctor, invites the whole family to a fundraising event at a roller rink; Phil teaches Gloria how to skate; Haley helps Alex talk to boys.

Phil gets a new RV for a fun family road trip; Jay and Gloria search for Manny's backpack; Lily's gymnastics meet brings out Cam and Mitch's competitive spirit.

After Phil's mother dies, everyone flies down to Florida; Gloria is faced with an outstanding arrest warrant; Jay runs into someone from his past.

Phil and Claire try to orchestrate a kid-free week during Luke, Haley and Alex's summer activities; Cam and Mitch try to have a memorable summer.

Luke and Manny have their first day of high school; Claire starts work at Jay's company but worries it's not a real job; Mitch juggles an important meeting and Lily's first day of preschool.

When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to three years earlier.

When Monica buys a new bed from the "Mattress King" (Mark Cohen), the wrong one is delivered; Joey sees Janice kissing her husband; Rachel's father clashes with Ross.

Chandler and Janice (Maggie Wheeler) reach a turning point in their relationship; the Ugly Naked Guy may be dead.

Emotions become the feast of the day when the gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; the turkey is left stewing when the losing team calls for a rematch.

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk; Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe; Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg.

A time-folding federal agent (Denzel Washington) falls in love with a New Orleans woman (Paula Patton) who is targeted to be murdered.

Under guidance from Rocky Balboa, boxing phenom Adonis Johnson prepares for a showdown against the son of Ivan Drago, the former Russian fighter who killed Apollo Creed in the ring.

Adonis has been thriving in both his career and family life, but when a childhood friend and former boxing prodigy resurfaces, the face-off is more than just a fight.

Debbie Ocean assembles an all-female team of thieves and specialists for a heist during the Met Gala, aiming for the $150 million worth of diamonds around the neck of world-famous actress Daphne Kluger.

A Los Angeles sports agent (Tom Cruise) finds love with a pretty accountant (Renee Zellweger) after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee.

The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas.

Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America's favorite fun park, Walley World.