Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang in Boston for Cliff's retirement party. (S9 Ep21).

Homer forms a crack team to write a hit tween fantasy novel and catches the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep6/22).

Superintendent Chalmers' unconventional approach to teaching Bart about US history sparks a fascination with President Teddy Roosevelt. (S23 Ep2/22).

The Simpsons are forced to flee to the countryside, where Homer accidentally invents highly addictive tomacco. But the animals like it too. (S11 Ep5/22).

Homer gives his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and Springfield prepares for Christmas. (S17 Ep9/22).

F1 heads to Autodromo Hermanos Rodríguez, where the high altitude presents a unique challenge for the drivers. Who can lay down the perfect lap? Ariana Bravo presents.

Daisy May Cooper, Vanessa Feltz and Jon Sopel tell us about their respective new books. Singer-songwriter mxmtoon chats about her new music. And there's live music from Courteeners.

Mr Burns tricks Homer into not suing him for a work-related injury by telling him he's won a bogus prize. (S3 Ep24/24).

When the Simpsons' plans for a meal at The Frying Dutchman are ruined, they try to salvage the night by telling three tales of disaster at sea. (S17 Ep18/22).

When Principal Skinner gets cancelled for sexism, the school gets a new principal who mollycoddles the girls. So Lisa disguises herself as a boy. (S17 Ep19/22).

(2006) Spooky animated caper with Maggie Gyllenhaal and Steve Buscemi. A young boy and his babysitter spy on the creepy neighbour. Did he really eat his wife.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back on two unfinished projects: a bonkers bungalow with a pool in Poole, and an emotional renovation in Great Bookham. (S4 Ep3).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

An ambitious project to build the world's largest labyrinth made from iconic Cornish hedges gets underway, and Ghost Fishing UK divers help to de-litter the seabed near Mylor. (S4 Ep4/4).

(1996) Blockbusting landmark sci-fi action-thriller starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum. A US Air Force pilot and a scientist battle aliens who are spectacularly destroying our planet.

Outlandishly gory zombie satire with a killer cast including Sue Johnston and Lewis Gribben. An army truck crashes outside a care home and turns the residents into something nasty. (Ep1/6).

Celebrities join the Gogglebox regulars to react to the week's top telly in this special episode for Stand Up To Cancer. (S24 Ep7).

This is Sergio Pérez's home race. Last year he crashed out on the first corner of the opening lap. So he'll be looking to put on a great performance for his fans this time around.

Jimmy Carr hosts as Rhod Gilbert and Sarah Millican go head-to-head with Judi Love and Joe Lycett. Jazz Emu joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S25 Ep4).

Alan Davies joins Joe Lycett for a traverse around Trieste, where they shoot the breeze at the Wind Museum and go food and fizz pairing in Prosecco.

(2021) Apichatpong Weerasethakul's mysterious science fiction fantasy stars Tilda Swinton as a woman who's awoken one morning by a portentous-sounding noise that only she can hear.

This is Sergio Pérez's home race. Last year he crashed out on the first corner of the opening lap. So he'll be looking to put on a great performance for his fans this time around.

Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they've continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? (S5 Ep16/17).

In the Welsh Valleys, sisters Carly and Holly ask Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien to dig out some treasure from their father's unwanted collection of furniture.

(2024) A compilation of films nominated for the Iris Prize for Best British Short. Without risk, life can be shallow. These films follow people who swallow fear and jump in at the deep end.

It's the morning after, and Kate and Frasier are worried about the consequences of their fling. (S3 Ep7).

Niles decides to stand up to Maris after she disappears to New York for two days on a shopping trip. In retaliation, she moves to divorce him. (S3 Ep8).

Frasier realises that he has strong feelings for Kate, just as she announces she is moving to Chicago. (S3 Ep10).

Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new. (S3 Ep11).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Linford Christie joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Frasier, Cliff, Norm and Woody try to relive the drive-in movie experiences of their youth. Sam puts Gus in charge of the bar for a night. (S11 Ep18/28).

The Naked Prey: On St Patrick's night, Sam takes a bet that Cheers will make more money than Gary's Old Town Tavern, and Woody is the target of practical jokes. (S11 Ep19/28).

While his apartment block is being fumigated, Sam can't go home, and he locks himself out of the bar. But he turns down Rebecca's offer to put him up. (S11 Ep20/28).

Under sedation in hospital to have his appendix removed, Doug starts to fantasise about other women. out loud. (S6 Ep16/24).

Doug is freaked out by a customer who answers the door semi-naked. Carrie hates her new job as a dog walker. (S6 Ep17/24).

Deacon unwittingly befriends Doug's nemesis from his school days, which causes problems in their friendship. (S6 Ep18/24).

When Frasier's radio programme is syndicated in Spokane, it replaces a local broadcaster's show, enraging his callers. (S9 Ep22).

This is Sergio Pérez's home race. Last year he crashed out on the first corner of the opening lap. So he'll be looking to put on a great performance for his fans this time around.

Can Lost Property's surf-and-turf sharing boards make waves in Middlesbrough? And will Finkle and Green's small plates and Banh Mi's pan-Asian food impress? (S2 Ep17/20).

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Can Andrew and Mandy bring warmth back into a former gentleman's residence in Warwickshire? In Kent, Iain and Miranda try to bring salvation to a Victorian rectory. (Ep16/20).

In Buckinghamshire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole restore a pair of manhole covers, a water pump and a beehive. (S7 Ep12).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Craig Rowe helps recently retired Helen find a holiday home with a pool in La Zenia in Spain. Armed with £105k and best friend Shelley's help, can Helen find the one.

Adam and Dave buy a bungalow to renovate in Glossop. Between them, they have building experience and bags of enthusiasm. Can they give this tired house a new lease of life? (S1 Ep17).

The new run continues. Lee and Emma host the week's first visit at their hotel in Fife, where the B&Bers get into the swing of things on a golf course.

An ex-Olympian and his wife take on a derelict settlement in France. A couple pick up the pieces after an earthquake devastates their Italian village. (S2 Ep6).

Professor Frink develops a crypto currency that makes him rich and gets him new friends. But are they true friends? (S31 Ep13/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Harry was an award-winning engineer with a zest for life, until one day he collapsed. This is the story of his courageous fight after being diagnosed with two brain tumours.

speedy red pepper pasta, chicken and bread sauce traybake; a batch of beef brisket; a banging bean dish; and a foolproof pastry strawberry tart. (Ep4/5).

Gory zombie-horror satire. Charlie and Kelly must deal with Kelly's nan, while Steff heads off on a dangerous side quest with Finn. Meanwhile the OAPs, led by Cecily, are hungry. (Ep2/6).

On the American Pacific coast, a female fraudster and leading local pagan feigns illness to steal over $500,000 from her victims. And then the FBI gets involved. (Ep3/4).

Barrister Sarah meets Dan, an ex-military man guilty of too many dad jokes. And besties Megan and Ellena are out on a double date hoping to have their trust in men restored. (S21 Ep3).

Jo Brand, Alexander Armstrong, Natalie Cassidy and AJ Odudu turnover Pastry Week. Whose showstopping Paris-Brest was the Paris-Best? (S15 Ep5/10).

In Austin, Texas, Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9).

Harry was an award-winning engineer with a zest for life, until one day he collapsed. This is the story of his courageous fight after being diagnosed with two brain tumours.

(2020) Darkly comic teen horror. Will a spate of unexplained spontaneous combustions affect Mara and Dylan's romance? Strong language/gore/drugs.

Comedy with Simon Bird. When the order finds itself without a church, David offers up the Lewis family home. Rachel seeks her parents' approval, and Maude locks horns with Fiona. (S2 Ep3/6).

When Joe stays overnight with Daphne, Frasier is shocked and Niles is. well, you can imagine. (S3 Ep12).

When Niles decides that it's time to start dating again, he takes Daphne to a posh society ball, but has she got the wrong idea about his intentions? (S3 Ep13).

When Diane visits Seattle, Frasier is torn between his feelings for her and his resentment from when she ditched him at the altar. (S3 Ep14).

Lee and Emma host the week's first visit at their hotel in Fife, where the B&Bers get into the swing of things on a golf course.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Frasier has a bet against Sam that Woody would get at least 10% of the vote if he ran for city councillor. But then Woody's opponent suffers a scandal. (S11 Ep21/28).

Carla's promoted to bartender and her drunken celebration leads to a night of passion with one of the Cheers regulars, but she can't recall who it was. (S11 Ep22/28).

Rebecca impresses Kelly's father and is thrilled when he invites her over to his house, but the evening isn't what she was expecting. (S11 Ep23/28).

When Doug and Carrie visit Doug's parents in Florida, Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to join them so that they won't be able to stay with her in-laws. (S6 Ep19/24).

Pa: Arthur ruins Carrie's job interview. (S6 Ep20/24).

Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny use Arthur as a 'babe magnet'. (S6 Ep21/24).

A birthday party held in Daphne's honour sets in motion some rather surprising and unexpected events. (S9 Ep23).

Niles finally convinces Daphne's hard-drinking father in England to return to her harpy-like mother in Seattle. (S9 Ep24).

Niles and Daphne marry on an impulse while on holiday in Reno but are forced to hide their good news when they return to Seattle. (S10 Ep1).

Frasier and Niles are pitted against the owner of a local garage in a war over principles and two dollars. Daphne leaves the Crane household for the last time. (S10 Ep2).

In Devon, there's grazing and plonk at Honky Tonk and a farm-to-fork experience at The Bear and Blacksmith. And how will Twenty Seven's fine food fare? (S2 Ep18/20).

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Sarah and Nick find a secret passage in their manor house. Lucy and Seb roll up their sleeves at their derelict Grade II listed house in Lincolnshire. (Ep17/20).

In Gloucestershire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole upcycle a horse yoke, a hay trailer and a fertiliser funnel. (S7 Ep13).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Ben Hillman helps Shirley and Martyn look for a holiday home with traditional French features in their favourite village of Monpazier. Can they find their perfect place for £285k.

Accountant Kate and builder Jonny buy a house to renovate in Leeds. Kate pulls in every favour possible, but can they sell it for a profit? If they can, they'll keep the proceeds. (S1 Ep19).

The new run continues. Winnie and Ashley hope their guests will lap up the luxury of their glampsite in Clydebank, with hot tubs, bubbly and a Loch Lomond boat trip up their sleeves.

A couple turn an animal shelter into a cocktail lounge, and the owners of an Italian village unpack a painting of an ancestor who dined with Mozart. (S2 Ep7).

When Bart sees the superhero movie of the summer before anyone else, he uses his 'spoiler powers' to blackmail the town. (S31 Ep14/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

This short film in aid of Stand Up To Cancer tells Marcia's story as she undergoes chemotherapy, following a successful operation to remove a tumour.

It's Autumn Week and the bakers make sweet autumn-inspired pies and transform veg into showstopping cakes. Who's got their eyes on the pies, and who'll be leaf-ing the tent? (S15 Ep6/10).

For their final challenge, Ed leaves the dads and kids alone to navigate the jungle, camp overnight, and trek to the top of a waterfall. Will they all make it? (Ep6/6).

Who are Kendrick Lamar and Drake, really? How did they get to the top? And how did these two generational rappers and global icons get into a such a deep and personal rivalry.

Celebrities join the Gogglebox regulars to react to the week's top telly in this special episode for Stand Up To Cancer. (S24 Ep7).

Rosie Jones feels badly let down by her comedy hero Jack Dee, while Babátúndé Aléshé shouts about a fortune cookie. And Andy Zaltzman predicts the end of the world. (S18 Ep7/10).

music from The Waeve (Graham Coxon and Rose Dougall). (S31 Ep1).

A special investigation from Dispatches.

Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse in Atlanta. Can Gordon help the unwell owner address his daughter's hands-off management style? (S5 Ep10).

Outlandishly gory zombie satire with a killer cast including Sue Johnston and Lewis Gribben. An army truck crashes outside a care home and turns the residents into something nasty. (Ep1/6).

This short film in aid of Stand Up To Cancer tells Marcia's story as she undergoes chemotherapy, following a successful operation to remove a tumour.

Maris needs Niles's help, and he thinks it's a chance to get back together. But he has to gain a favour from a shady character in order to assist her. (S3 Ep15).

Frasier suggests that everyone celebrates the leap year by trying something daring - but, as usual, his plans go awry. (S3 Ep16).

It's a bad day for American café society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Café Nervosa taken over by a rude man. (S3 Ep17).

Winnie and Ashley hope their guests will lap up the luxury of their glampsite in Clydebank, with hot tubs, bubbly and a Loch Lomond boat trip up their sleeves.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Rebecca realises her obsession with rich men - including Mr Gaines - is doing her no favours. Cliff's mother goes into a retirement home. (S11 Ep24/28).

When Rebecca is attracted to a handsome plumber who comes to the bar, Sam isn't very impressed. But Rebecca convinces Sam he's no great catch himself. (S11 Ep25/28).

Don the plumber asks Rebecca to marry him, but what answer will she give? Sam sees Diane on a TV awards show and aims to get back in touch with her. (S11 Ep26/28).

When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he asks Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. (S6 Ep22/24).

Arthur convinces Spence to join him for a big shuffleboard tournament, but shuffleboard brings back dark memories for Spence. (S6 Ep23/24).

When beautiful dog-walker Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur decides she should move into the basement with him. (S6 Ep24/24).

Frasier's attempts to become condominium president take a new turn when he persuades Martin to run as a 'puppet' candidate. (S10 Ep3).

Roz's 20-year-old cousin (guest star Zooey Deschanel) is quite the party girl. And when she arrives in Seattle, Frasier finds it impossible to keep up with her. (S10 Ep4).

Frasier plots revenge on Bulldog after he finds himself on the receiving end of an office prank. (S10 Ep5).

Frasier makes a deal with his Trekkie workmate Noel that he'll get him Scott Bakula's autograph if Noel teaches him Hebrew. But all does not go to plan. (S10 Ep6).

It's a plant-based battle in Essex, as Billy and Sam pit their vegan BBQ menu against rival vegan restaurant The Oak Tree, and Caesars' fine-dining fodder. (S2 Ep19/20).

Channel 4's midday news summary.

In Kent, Iain and Miranda uncover some pricey problems. Andrew and Mandy upcycle a dining table, while Lucy and Seb finally make a breakthrough after months of delays. (Ep18/20).

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, a town famed for furniture production - music to Simon's ears, but not a motor in sight for Henry! (S7 Ep14).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Laura Hamilton helps B&B owners Andy and Julian find their dream property on Gran Canaria. With £125k to spend, will they love anywhere enough to put in an offer.

Married couple Colin and Wendy team up with Jane - who they've just met - to buy a house in Porthmadog. Can they get past clashing visions to renovate and sell it at a profit? (S1 Ep10).

The new run continues. Two B&Bers don't feel so sweet about their suite at father and daughter Jav and Sara's hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland.

In France, one couple turn a piggery into a living space and another deal with insulation havoc. And scorpions invade a village in Italy. (S2 Ep8).

The Simpsons have a digital detox, but one of them get series withdrawal symptoms - and, surprisingly, it's not Bart or Homer. (S31 Ep15/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In Cambridgeshire, Kirstie helps Ali and Nick sniff out their first home together in Stilton. And Phil hopes to get Hannah and Hugo over the threshold of their first marital home. (S42 Ep3).

On a nostalgic revisit to the first ever Grand Design, from back in 1999, Kevin finds out if Tim and Jules are still flying high in their timber-framed home on the cliffs above Newhaven.

Phil tours a clifftop masterpiece with spectacular harbour views, a beautiful family home in Remuera, and a Queenstown mountain retreat with an edge. (Ep3/6).

A man has been run over by a lorry at work. Elizabeth has a head wound from falling while cleaning a pub. And retired coal miner Alan reminisces about going down the pit aged 15. (S32 Ep4).

It's Autumn Week and the bakers make sweet autumn-inspired pies and transform veg into showstopping cakes. Who's got their eyes on the pies, and who'll be leaf-ing the tent? (S15 Ep6/10).

A venomous spider's bite leaves Homer paralysed, Flanders is transformed into a cold-blooded vigilante, and Bart and Milhouse visit a distant planet. (S23 Ep3/22).

The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21).

Homer is sucked into a 3D digital dimension and ends up trapped in the real, non-animated world. (S7 Ep6/25).

The Simpsons become winter caretakers at Mr Burns' mountain mansion, where Homer is driven mad by the lack of beer and TV. (S6 Ep6/25).

In three spine-tingling stories, Homer rhymes in a Dr Seuss-style tale, Bart is beheaded in a kite-flying prang, and a travelling circus visits town. (S25 Ep2/22).

Gory zombie-horror satire. Charlie and Kelly must deal with Kelly's nan, while Steff heads off on a dangerous side quest with Finn. Meanwhile the OAPs, led by Cecily, are hungry. (Ep2/6).

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer chat to actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis, in a highlight from Sunday Brunch.

Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again. (S3 Ep18).

Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. (S3 Ep19).

Two B&Bers don't feel so sweet about their suite at father and daughter Jav and Sara's hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Woody's new career as a city councillor enables him to help Norm get a job. An unexpected turn of events leads to a reconciliation for Sam and Diane. (S11 Ep27/28).

In the last-ever episode, Sam and Diane are plagued by doubts about the idea of getting back together, while the gang ponder the meaning of life. (S11 Ep28/28).

Sam and Diane have finally found each other, but it looks as though their romance could be doomed from the start. (S2 Ep1/22).

Doug tries to pluck up the courage to ask Carrie to let him go to Vegas with the boys. Arthur visits a casino for orphans. (S7 Ep1/22).

Doug feels neglected when Carrie begins to stay late at work every night doing overtime. (S7 Ep2/22).

Carrie convinces Doug to join a support group, but he decides to sign up for a totally different one instead. (S7 Ep3/22).

Frasier hires a new housekeeper as a replacement for Daphne, but she proves less than reliable. (S10 Ep7).

The Cranes pay an unexpected visit to the hospital as Niles prepares to undergo heart bypass surgery. (S10 Ep8).

Frasier is driven round the bend by the new lease of life that Niles has acquired following his midlife crisis. (S10 Ep9).

Frasier and Niles enjoy the plush comforts of Seattle's premier spa and are happy with their pampering - until they discover there is a 'Gold Level'. (S10 Ep11).

In Edinburgh, will Bundits' colourful Asian street food outshine Riverlife's French Caribbean cuisine and the sensational Scottish flavours of Piper's Rest? (S2 Ep20/20).

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Iain and Miranda learn some new skills and give their former rectory a much-needed facelift. And in Somerset, Sarah wants to create a magical bedroom for her young boys. (Ep19/20).

Tree stumps, a dolls' house and a yarn spinner are restored and upcycled this time. But what will they become? (S7 Ep15).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Maria and Paul dream of owning a home away from home in the Andalucian countryside, where they can escape from the English winters. Can Craig Rowe find the one for their budget of £270k.

Simon O'Brien gives strangers Mike and Manaswi the money to buy and renovate a house in Leicester. They buy a Victorian property at auction - can they flip it for a profit? (S1 Ep3).

The new run continues. Everything is going far too well on the week's final visit, to Gary and Chris's hotel in Blackpool. So naturally, the B&Bers root out some issues at breakfast.

In France, one couple battle the rain to fix their leaky roof, while another pair find animal skeletons in their ceiling. And in Italy, could a two-year wait for windows be over? (S2 Ep9).

The Simpsons become Halloween candy, Maggie needs an exorcism, and Homer discovers the most delicious food of all. (S29 Ep4/21).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

An Extra Slice: Carol Vorderman, Iain Stirling and Leomie Anderson leaf through Autumn Week with Jo Brand. Whose veg celebration cakes were the judges rooting for? (S15 Ep6/10).

Andy Zaltzman dirties Alex Horne's trousers, Emma Sidi reveals a startling belief about socks, Jack Dee does some energetic air cycling, and Babátúndé Aléshé phones a friend. (S18 Ep8/10).

Comedy with Simon Bird. The church members prepare to vote for a new leader. Fiona flirts with Andrew. David's blackmailed into sharing an intimate moment with Maude and her VCR. (S2 Ep4/6).

The Professionals, The Supervet, Countdown and The Motorway Hotel. (S6 Ep3).

PC Jack attends when a young woman gets spiked at a nightclub. And Amelia and Craig are called to a mass brawl outside a pub and get accused of ruining a suspect's life. (S1 Ep7).

(2022) Eerie sci-fi horror thriller. Extra-terrestrial forces derail a couple's romantic backpacking trip, but in a subtle, non-spaceship kind of a way. Strong langauge/violence.

A black hole terrorises Springfield, Homer installs cameras in the house when things go bump in the night, and Bart travels back in time. (S24 Ep2/22).

Homer reminisces about the Be Sharps, the barbershop quartet he was in with Barney, Apu and Principal Skinner. Guest starring George Harrison. (S5 Ep1/22).

Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a hell house. (S19 Ep5/20).

In Philadelphia, Gordon Ramsay visits floundering Mexican restaurant Zocalo, which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell. (S5 Ep12).

Frasier sets his sights on an attractive policewoman who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his father. (S3 Ep20).

Frasier begins a campaign to woo the new radio station owner, Texas multi-millionaire Big Willy, so that his show will be syndicated. (S3 Ep21).

To save Roz from a disastrous about-to-be love affair, Frasier declares his undying love. Confused? You will be. (S3 Ep22).

Everything is going far too well on the week's final visit, to Gary and Chris's hotel in Blackpool. So naturally, the B&Bers root out some issues at breakfast.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Cliff falls head over heels for Carla's apparently shy and demure little sister Annette, but the newcomer to the bar isn't as innocent as she looks. (S2 Ep2/22).

Angry at the implication that she couldn't gain employment anywhere else, Diane quits her post at Cheers and attempts to prove her value in the job market. (S2 Ep3/22).

Andy, the former prisoner who Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to the bar and recruits Diane to help him develop a career as an actor. (S2 Ep4/22).

Doug's position as the office clown is threatened when a new employee wins over the workforce with his impersonations. (S7 Ep4/22).

Doug fakes a heart attack to cover up the fact that he's forgotten Carrie's friend's name. (S7 Ep5/22).

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention, but instead sees his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner. (S7 Ep6/22).

Tension mounts when Frasier is forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (S10 Ep12).

Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (S10 Ep13).

Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (S10 Ep14).

Frasier asks an attractive gym coach to team up with him for a squash tournament, then develops a massive crush on her. (S10 Ep15).

In Brighton, Geoff and Paula aim for class but end up with a catastrophe. Richard and Jade try to deliver a night of fine dining, while Bonny and Dave have a nightmare with their main.

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Sarah and Nick begin an ambitious project, while Mandy and Andrew discover a secret in their dining room. And Lucy and Seb deal with severe delays to their Georgian renovation. (Ep20/20).

This time, Henry Cole and Gemma Longworth's restorations include a 1947 Harley-Davidson and a redundant airplane seat. (S7 Ep16).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Laura Hamilton helps Zoe and Neil, who've left London and dream of permanently relocating to the beautiful countryside of Lot et Garonne in France.

Tailor's assistant Helena and builder Martin buy a house together at auction in Wakefield. They have six months to renovate it. And they can keep any profit when they sell it. (S1 Ep15).

The new run continues. Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores on the agenda. Who'll emerge from the vitriol victorious.

The owners of a hamlet in the Limousin move into their renovated piggery. And a Scotsman buys a village in Bulgaria after spotting it on eBay. (S2 Ep10).

When Ned successfully mentors Bart, Homer gets jealous. So he mentors Nelson. (S31 Ep16/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

In Burton Constable, we discover the remains of an ocean giant washed up on the Holderness shoreline. And glampsite owners build a tent with glorious views of Whitby's gothic abbey. (Ep4/4).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's top TV? (S24 Ep8).

Carol Vorderman and Armando Iannucci join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for a sideways look at the stories hitting the headlines over the past seven days. (S31 Ep2).

Da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, DOOF! Jimmy Carr hosts as Jon Richardson and Dan Tiernan take on Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. With John Kearns. (S26 Ep1).

Barry Scott, a barn owl and a throng of Where's Wally wannabes could be key clues for Kristian, Heather, Seong-Jae and Ayamé, in Jimmy Carr's quick-witted quiz show. (S4 Ep4).

(2019) Psychological horror with Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson. A pair of lighthouse keepers dangerously descend into insanity on a remote island. Gory violence/sex/strong language.

Homer receives a very scary horoscope, and Bart and Lisa are banished to the forest, where they find a house made of gingerbread. (S12 Ep1/21).

In Fremont, California, Gordon Ramsay tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage. (S5 Ep13).

The radio show comes under scrutiny when a focus group volunteer their opinions from behind a two-way mirror. (S3 Ep23).

Frasier struggles to come up with a clever catchphrase for the show, while Daphne tries to avoid returning to England to visit her family. (S3 Ep24).

When an old flame visits Daphne, the Crane household is turned upside down. (S4 Ep1).

In Dumfries, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien get to work on Maggie's farm, which boasts an extraordinary collection of memorabilia.

Tension abounds on payment day, with a number of suspiciously low scores on the agenda. Who'll emerge from the vitriol victorious.

A year after abandoning Diane for his ex-wife, Professor Sumner Sloan returns to Cheers to make amends, but he may have more on his mind than friendship. (S2 Ep5/22).

When a classy customer falls for Carla, no one can work out why she's not interested, but it seems she is convinced that he must have some terrible flaw. (S2 Ep6/22).

Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife. But it's not that simple. (S7 Ep8/22).

Carrie hates Doug's new aftershave, so he starts wearing it in secret. (S7 Ep9/22).

Frasier and Niles are volunteered to participate in a bike-a-thon for AIDS research. Unfortunately, neither of them can ride a bike. (S10 Ep16).

Frasier is jealous when his depressed station manager finds more comfort in Martin's advice than Frasier's psychiatry. Niles and Daphne study yoga. (S10 Ep17).

The Crane brothers find their social influence growing, thanks to a Russian backstreet caviar dealer. (S10 Ep18).

Max Verstappen dominated the sprint in Austin, further extending his championship lead. Can he do it again? Wouldn't bet against it. Lee McKenzie presents.

Bart fakes his school report so that Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty. But the summer camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising. (S4 Ep1/22).

After Homer makes some crass comments, Marge is inspired to give the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S4 Ep2/22).

Homer has a vision from God and decides to start his own religion, which doesn't go down too well with the neighbours. (S4 Ep3/22).

The Movie: While Homer and Marge are at parents' evening, Bart breaks the babysitter's teeth. So Homer vows never to let him see the Itchy and Scratchy film. (S4 Ep6/22).

(2001) Modern swashbuckling medieval action adventure starring Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon and Paul Bettany. A lowly squire jousts his way to the top, with help from Geoffrey Chaucer.

The competition kicks off at The Unicorn Inn in Ludlow, where Zoe and Lee hope that their glamorous, fairy-tale rooms will become the stuff of legend. And Zoe wows the guests at breakfast.

The second visit is to the East Walls Hotel in Chichester, which owners Celia and Damon describe as 'bespoke'. Their guests go crazy for the continental, but there's loo brush controversy.

There's toilet brush controversy for the second time in the week. And the battle of the bangers continues, as ambitious Jake and Chris welcome their rivals to The Wheatsheaf in Cheshire.

The final visit is to Shawries Hotel in Blackpool, run by Allison and Dave. The décor takes Jake and Chris back to their childhood, but Celia and Damon aren't fans of the 1980s look.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time. After strong opinions are aired and differences debated, the winner is announced.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at their lofty ambition in Walthamstow, east London, where the Clayton-Fisher family transformed their dark and dingy attic.

It's Autumn Week and the bakers make sweet autumn-inspired pies and transform veg into showstopping cakes. Who's got their eyes on the pies, and who'll be leaf-ing the tent? (S15 Ep6/10).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Mobeen Azhar uncovers the remarkable story of his grandfather, one of the 2.5 million men of the British Indian Army who volunteered and fought against fascism in World War II.

A special investigation from Dispatches.

Dispatches: For years, the royals tried to keep details of some of their wealth secret. Documents not seen in public before reveal who's paying them, and for what.

In Ankara, Alice learns about Ataturk, who ended the Ottoman Empire. Later, after a train ride to Bursa, she visits the tomb of Osman, the empire's founder. (Ep2/5).

The Sprint Race is decided before we get down to the business of pole position. Lando Norris will be gunning for P1 to give him the best chance of staying in the title hunt.

(2021) Sci-fi action. Mark Wahlberg discovers that his hallucinations are memories from past lives. There are others like him, but they don't all have good intentions.

(2021) Apichatpong Weerasethakul's mysterious science fiction fantasy stars Tilda Swinton as a woman who's awoken one morning by a portentous-sounding noise that only she can hear.

When Roz takes the trouble to set Frasier up on a blind date with her friend, it's Bulldog who ends up falling in love. (S4 Ep2).

When Frasier is awakened night after night by a recurring dream, he becomes obsessed with discovering its true meaning. (S4 Ep3).

The Osbornes are wracked with worry when a family member goes missing, and in harrowing scenes, an abuser is confronted. Abe turns to an unlikely source for advice. Robbie makes a promise.

Bart fakes his school report so that Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty. But the summer camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising. (S4 Ep1/22).

After Homer makes some crass comments, Marge is inspired to give the performance of a lifetime in a musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S4 Ep2/22).

Frasier turns his hand to DIY and interior design when he helps out with a local homebuilding scheme. Unfortunately, his plans are rather too grand. (S10 Ep19).

Frasier and Niles search for a new coffee house when they are annoyed by a street singer (Elvis Costello) who starts playing at Café Nervosa. (S10 Ep20).

Frasier is jealous when he finds out about his former agent Bebe's relationship with his old friend Dr Phil (guest starring as himself). (S10 Ep21).

The Sprint Race is decided before we get down to the business of pole position. Lando Norris will be gunning for P1 to give him the best chance of staying in the title hunt.

Deborah Meaden, Sum 41, Rose Matafeo, Mike Wozniak and Orla Gartland.

When Marge gets a job at the power plant, Mr Burns falls in love with her and invites her over to dinner, complete with a kidnapped Tom Jones to serenade them. (S4 Ep7/22).

When Homer gets kicked out of an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant for eating too much, he takes the owner to court. (S4 Ep8/22).

Homer impulsively buys a snow plough and sets up in business as Mr Plow. But when Barney declares himself the Plow King, their rivalry spirals out of control. (S4 Ep9/22).

The family try to get Maggie to say her first word. But Homer's glad that she hasn't spoken yet, because all Lisa and Bart do is talk back to him. (S4 Ep10/22).

A French bulldog called Kevin competes with a nervous terrier to win the hearts of a loved-up couple. And Rocco the Jack Russell meets an adventurous family who might just fit.

In Edinburgh, Kirstie helps Sadia and Sohail break the shackles of flat-living, while Phil's with Freya and Elliot, who are set on exclusive enclaves - in a fast-moving market. (S39 Ep2).

Tim, Sonia and daughter Ella are living in Tim's childhood home in Chippenham. Tim and Ella crave a fresh start in a new place, but Sonia's settled. Will they move on? (S9 Ep1).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

This special programme celebrates the counties' heritage and strong traditions, from repairing a velocipede and an ancient church tower, to restoring a Cornish hedge.

(2016) Sci-fi blockbuster sequel starring Jeff Goldblum. Twenty years after Earth repelled a devastating alien invasion, the extraterrestrials return to finish the job.

Gory zombie-horror satire. The army tighten their control, while the teenagers go on a rescue mission. Billy's return ruffles feathers. And Frank and Cecily seek out new recruits. (Ep3/6).

The battles for the drivers' and constructors' titles are still wide open. In São Paulo last year a photo finish was needed to separate Alonso and Pérez, so it's never over until it's over.

Documentary about filmmaker Laura Werner and investigator Anya Neistat's relentless mission to secure accountability for victims of alleged Russian war crimes being carried out in Ukraine.

In La Verne in southern California, Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball. (S5 Ep10).

As the number of male escorts rises, Ben Zand meets three men offering different services - from massages to the boyfriend experience. He also tries out for a top agency.

(2019) Thriller with Mick Jagger and Donald Sutherland. A failed artist is persuaded to procure a reclusive painter's work by any means possible. Strong language/violence/sex.

While enjoying a quiet coffee, Frasier and Niles realise that they are sitting next to one of America's most famous authors. (S4 Ep4).

When Niles fills in for Frasier at the radio station, he becomes a big hit with a famous basketball player. (S4 Ep5).

Daphne is inconsolable when her boyfriend breaks up with her, and Niles decides it's time to declare his true feelings for her. (S4 Ep6).

Frasier and Lilith are reunited when they try to convince the headmaster of a popular private school that their son is the perfect candidate. (S4 Ep7).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Neil Delamere joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Sam's old buddy Dave insists that he can break up Sam's romance with Diane in just 24 hours, especially when Diane discovers Sam still has his 'little black book'. (S2 Ep7/22).

When Coach gets the chance to manage a youth league baseball team, his competitive nature soon turns him from a loveable guy into an angry tyrant. (S2 Ep8/22).

When a TV chat-show host visits the bar, Diane tries to interest him in her poetry, but it's Sam's life story that really catches his attention. (S2 Ep9/22).

When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her. (S7 Ep10/22).

Doug decides to become a bartender but soon discovers that the job isn't as much fun as he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Arthur goes into politics. (S7 Ep11/22).

Doug and Carrie start working out with Lou (aka The Incredible Hulk) and Carla Ferrigno (guest starring as themselves). (S7 Ep12/22).

Martin worries that he might not be Frasier and Niles's father when he notices the similarities that they share with his wife's former colleague. (S10 Ep22).

The battles for the drivers' and constructors' titles are still wide open. In São Paulo last year a photo finish was needed to separate Alonso and Pérez, so it's never over until it's over.

Gordon revisits the most contentious restaurant he's ever tried to rescue - Amy's Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Arizona - to catch up with the husband-and-wife owners. (S7 Ep10).

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Omar Soliman and Nick Friedman co-founded College HUNKS Hauling Junk & Moving over 15 years ago. They go undercover to see if their company is strong enough to withstand growth. (S11 Ep1).

In Lincolnshire, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole meet Pete, whose former chicken sheds are stacked with unwanted stuff, including a toilet cistern and a dressing room mirror. (S7 Ep17).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Carl Frampton joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Keith and Heidi look for their dream holiday home in Alicante, with enough space for the whole family to visit. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for their budget of £170k.

A new run of the show that brings the sun to our sofas. Laura Hamilton helps Fran and Noel find their perfect holiday home in Andalucía's stunning Pueblos Blancos for their budget of £100k.

The new run continues. The competition kicks off in Pembrokeshire, where newly-weds Lois and professional chef Dan hope to impress their guests with a boat trip and a boss brekkie.

We catch up with the owners of a quinta in Portugal who are trying to build a new roof and a couple harvesting the first grapes for over 30 years at their Italian vineyard. (S2 Ep11).

When Santa's Little Helper bites Marge, the family explore his troubled past. (S31 Ep22/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Jamie Oliver whips up a delicious sweet pea chicken midweek winner, his speedy smash burger, a super-easy chicken and mushroom traybake and a tasty tinned-fruit granita pudding. (Ep5/5).

Gory zombie-horror satire. Relationship problems and exams aren't the only life-or-death situations that the teens encounter. The OAPs are divided as a newcomer turns Frank's head. (Ep4/6).

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of this week's top TV? (S24 Ep8).

At the First Dates restaurant in Bath, no-nonsense Mercedes meets gamer Greg. But will it be game over when Greg hears Mercedes's jaw-dropping revelation? (S21 Ep1).

German Cold War drama. Twins Christine and Marlene live in East and West Germany and don't know each other exists, until Marlene sees her doppelganger in East Berlin. In German/subs. (Ep1).

Carol Vorderman, Iain Stirling and Leomie Anderson leaf through Autumn Week with Jo Brand. Whose veg celebration cakes were the judges rooting for? (S15 Ep6/10).

Andy Zaltzman dirties Alex Horne's trousers, Emma Sidi reveals a startling belief about socks, Jack Dee does some energetic air cycling, and Babátúndé Aléshé phones a friend. (S18 Ep8/10).

The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help? (S5 Ep14).

Comedy with Simon Bird. The church members prepare to vote for a new leader. Fiona flirts with Andrew. David's blackmailed into sharing an intimate moment with Maude and her VCR. (S2 Ep4/6).

Martin takes Frasier and Niles to a posh restaurant and then buys Frasier an expensive piece of art that he secretly hates. (S4 Ep8).

Frasier and Niles are surprised by Martin's reaction to being dumped by his girlfriend, Maureen. (S4 Ep9).

Frasier finds himself in a precarious situation when he attempts to sort out the troubled marriage of an old high school acquaintance. (S4 Ep10).

Frasier stands for Condo Board President because he is unhappy about how the building is run. Niles lends his apartment to Martin and Sherry. (S4 Ep11).

A quick peek at some of the Strawbridges' best moments at the chateau, from series seven.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Carl Frampton joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

When Sam says 'I love you' to Diane without considering the consequences, she begins to analyse their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22).

When Diane's old friend Heather comes to town, Sam thinks that she's fallen for him. Diane knows better but becomes paranoid when Carla taunts her about it. (S2 Ep11/22).

Sam grants a dying customer's wish to tend the bar for fun, but tensions later mount when the man leaves a large sum of money to the patrons in his will. (S2 Ep12/22).

Carrie is shocked to learn the truth about the night when she decided to marry Doug. Meanwhile, Danny falls for Holly. (S7 Ep13/22).

Doug bumps into his high school football coach (guest star Burt Reynolds). And Arthur temporarily loses his senses of sight, hearing and speech. (S7 Ep14/22).

Doug comes up with an ill-advised plan to try to make Carrie feel better about turning 35. (S7 Ep15/22).

Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range more than he expected. (S10 Ep23).

Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. (S10 Ep24).

Roz isn't happy when the station announces that it's found a replacement for her, but if she stays she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance. (S11 Ep1).

Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder. (S11 Ep2).

In Colorado, Gordon visits Italian restaurant Pantaleone's, whose stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon doesn't agree. (S7 Ep1).

Channel 4's midday news summary.

The Vitamin Shoppe's CEO, Sharon M Leite, goes undercover to learn how to grow her brand and experience how new operational changes and innovations are impacting the front lines. (S11 Ep2).

In Glastonbury, Simon O'Brien makes a Flintstones-style table out of antique roof tiles, while Henry Cole fashions a quirky lamp out of traffic lights. (S7 Ep18).

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Carl Frampton joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Leah Charles-King helps account manager Helen and engineer Steve find the perfect holiday home in the seaside town of Benalmádena on Spain's Costa del Sol, for all the family to enjoy.

The new run continues. Dance teacher Karen has sold up in the UK and is after a permanent place in Charente for £210k. Will any of Jean Johansson's options make Karen feel footloose.

The new run continues. One set of guests feel left out in the cold when they're shunted out to a glamping pod in the garden at Catherine and Gareth's B&B in Powys.

There's bad news at a quinta in Portugal that needs a rewire and some extensive plumbing work. And a letter from the Second World War is discovered at a village in Italy. (S2 Ep12).

Cletus becomes a helium tycoon. Maggie reunites with baby Hudson from Playdate with Destiny. (S31 Ep18/22).

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

It's Dessert Week and the bakers tackle exquisitely filled meringue nests, steamed suet puddings and a beloved Italian dessert. Whose tiramisu will get them through? (S15 Ep7/10).

Sue Perkins ventures along the Orient Express route. In Paris, she samples insects and absinthe, models for Paris Fashion Week and crashes a cabaret. (Ep1/6).