Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky.

Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear.

Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury.

Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

Cissy must baby-sit when French wants to go away.

The script for Danny's club routine is lost.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

Mischief reigns when Ernie's (Barry Livingston) left to take care of Dodie (Dawn Lyn).

Uncle Charley is upset when he discovers his old shipmate has changed.

Kim gets her own apartment but can't get rid of her mother.

Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere.

Lucy tries to re-unite Fred and Ethel after their fight, by inviting them both to dinner, without telling each of them that the other is invited. As they make up over dinner, Lucy and Ricky argue and Lucy pretends that she was run over by a bus.

Ricky won't shave off his mustache for Lucy so she glues on a beard in retaliation, using liquid cement by mistake. When a movie producer visits and enjoys Lucy's veiled Arabian dance, she is stuck when he asks to see her face.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.".

Howard and Marion hope to rekindle the old flame by journeying to the lodge where they spent their honeymoon.

Laverne admits she doesn't know how to drive so Shirley offers to teach her.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan.

Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child.

Archie objects to Mike's unmarried friends staying the night in the house.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys.

Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets.

One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her.

Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw.

Louie puts a damper on the celebration when Bobby announces he has finally landed a TV series role.

Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football.

Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition.

Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

Connie volunteers to jump from the school's roof into a firefighter's net for a civil defense demonstration.

The Shady Rest dog becomes rich when a lawyer appears at the hotel to announce that it has inherited $200.

Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

A Chinese restaurateur wants his bride to stay with the clan.

Grandpa's attempt to stick to his diet is put to the ultimate test.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have a tough time finding an apartment until they meet a landlady (Pat Carroll) who loves babies.

Steve's cousin, Fergus McBain Douglas -- who looks just like him -- arrives from Scotland in search of a wife to take back with him.

Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan.

Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double.

When Ricky tells Lucy to quit gossiping, she acts out -- rather than tells -- some gossip to Ethel about Betty and her husband, Jack. The boys bet the girls to see who can prevent themselves from gossiping the longest.

Ricky and Fred can't believe how pampered their wives are. They think women have it easy in their day and age, and that Lucy and Ethel couldn't survive living at the turn of the century like their grandmothers.

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Ted insinuates that he is having a romance with Mary.

Marion transforms Leather Tuscadero into a lovely young lady for a military ball.

Laverne and Shirley work as volunteers in a hospital during their free time.

A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

The Clampetts plan a trip to Washington to give the president their fortune to fight air pollution.

The Clampetts travel to Washington to give the president their fortune to help fight pollution.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Archie tries in vain to prevent a black family from moving into the neighborhood.

Edith accepts a call to jury duty and becomes the lone dissenting juror in a murder case.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Six-year-old Ritchie asks his parents about the birds and the bees.

After Buddy quits his job for another that falls through, Rob and Sally conspire to get his old job back.

Sam's friend (Fred Dryer) hopes to put an end to Sam and Diane's relationship.

Coach becomes a slave driver when he's put in charge of a Little League team.

The new cabbie, immediately attracted to Alex, proves to be more than he can handle.

Oscar really likes Felix's female doctor.

Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside a vault.

Ralph tries to put an end to Trixie and Ed's arguing.

A bashful soldier has Bilko believing that a potential Miss America lives near Roseville.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

A gangster and his moll terrorize the Gillis family.

Connie offers to cook dinner for Mr. Boynton at his place, but she unknowingly causes a gas leak when she turns on his new stove, not realizing that the appliance hasn't been properly lit.

Bobbie Jo counts on a special ring to help her win a spelling contest.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy.

Bill hires his office cleaning woman to help French.

Kathy's absent-mindedness leads to multiple meals for Danny and her.

Mary does her best to get her best friend a date.

Charley (William Demarest) starts a feud with Steve's (Fred MacMurray) Scottish cousin.

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Kim and Harry try to break up Lucy's romance with Bob Cummings.

Lucy's stuntman alter-ego appears in a Bob Crane movie.

Lucy finds a mistake on her marriage license and goes to City Hall to fix it. Fred has a friend at the license bureau, so Ricky has them jokingly revoke the license. Lucy insists that she and Ricky recreate their wedding exactly as it happened.

When Ricky sees Lucy sneaking silver items into their closet, he thinks she's a kleptomaniac. Fred and Ricky question her when they see her hide a cuckoo clock under her coat.

The Petries entertain a British duo (Chad & Jeremy).

Mary asks Lou for the chance to produce the news program on her own.

Fonzie's life is endangered when he finds a stack of counterfeit money while repairing a hearse.

Fonzie (guest star Henry Winkler) drops off a surprise bundle at the girls' apartment.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

Shifty Shafer sells Jed the Capitol, the Pentagon and other choice real estate in the Washington area.

Romance enters Elly's life when Navy Lt. Templeton visits the Clampetts.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Archie keeps himself and the rest of the family up all night as he worries about possibly losing his job.

Gloria moves out of the Bunker household as the result of an argument with Mike when she demands that he treat her as an equal.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

Rob's pal Jerry strains their friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.

Rob's sense of humor backfires when he decides to base a television skit on Laura's habits.

Dick Cavett causes great excitement when he offers to submit Sam's memoirs to his publisher.

Sam and Diane separate for a week to re-evaluate their relationship.

Tony seeks advice from the cabbies when he falls in love with a girl from a wealthy family.

Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days.

It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12-year-old son, Howie, announces he's leaving home to become a comedian.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens.

Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

Dobie tries to please a Soviet ballerina.

Connie hopes to make Mr. Boynton jealous.

Uncle Joe pretends to be a general contractor so he can make a few dollars handling the renovation of the Green Acres farmhouse.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home.

French knows a noblewoman (Ida Lupino) as a former barmaid.

A rich fan of Danny's tries to buy friendship.

Donna recalls her courtship, then plays matchmaker.

Steve meets his Scottish cousin (Fred MacMurray in a double role).

Having no choice, Steve takes the triplets to work where a secretary offers to take them home until he is finished. However he accidentally loses her phone number and when she finally calls, she announces that the boys have run out the front door.

When Harry fires Lucy, an efficient Vivian takes her job.

Lucy and a would-be inventor create a life-size toy soldier which obeys verbal commands.

Lucy is jealous of one of Ricky's female Cuban friends, a woman named Renita. Lucy and Ethel dress as cleaning women to spy on Renita and Ricky at rehearsal. Lucy is appalled, and arranges for Fred to take Renita to the show by way of Philadelphia.

Lucy and Ethel decide to make some extra money by buying a used, walk-in freezer. When they unwittingly buy 700 pounds of beef, they try to sell it to customers at the butcher shop. Lucy later finds herself locked in the freezer.

Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

Ted, who knows nothing about gambling, invents a "can't miss" betting system.

Fonzie is thought to have died in an explosion at the garage.

The girls talk Richie and Potsie into taking them to a dance so Laverne can win a television set.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

Isaac's mother becomes possessive; a bitter, once-married couple reunites to entertain on board; a jewel-stealing ape robs a passenger.

Granny, convinced Elly's boyfriend is half-frog, attempts to cure him.

Granny consults a psychiatrist to keep frogman Templeton from turning into a real frog.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Archie circulates a petition to keep more black families from moving into the area.

The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home.

Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland.

The women travel to Los Angeles to meet the creator of Victoria's new show; Elka tries to convince Zed Simms to move production to Cleveland.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.

Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta.

Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services.

Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities.

At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

An insecure girl latches onto Dobie.

With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is.

Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous.

A hillbilly family feud ensnares the boys.

Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo.

Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him.

While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price).

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger.

Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning.

The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island.

Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan.

When Gomer sings an Italian love song to his buddy's sister, her mother interprets it as a proposal.

Gomer tries to arrange a date between the sergeant and his cousin, Bridey Pyle.

Gomer befriends the lonely daughter of a visiting colonel and almost ruins the colonel's party.

Carter becomes the star of a television documentary about the Marine Corps.

Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare in which Elly marries a frog.

Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced they'll turn into frogs if they get wet.

Frogman Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor.

Granny sends back home to the hills for Shorty to help break up Elly's romance with Mark Templeton.

While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe.

A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges.

A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator.

While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars.

Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant.

Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

At first, Bob is thrilled when a non-talkative patient finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when the man confesses to grand larceny.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

Agent Maxwell Smart enters spy-training school to find a KAOS agent.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

Sledge (David Rasche) is invited to a breakout party when he goes under cover as a convict in a federal prison. Directed by Bill Bixby.

A professional golfer competes to win fabulous prizes.

A businesswoman and a scientist compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Mary runs into trouble while making her own decisions.

A roommate who stole Donna's beau attends a reunion.

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Rhoda and Joe make the decision to have a marital separation.

Rhoda goes out with Joe for the first time since their separation.

Right after her separation from Joe, a swinging bachelor makes a play for Rhoda.

Rhoda tries to lose her separation blues by going away for a singles weekend with Brenda.

Phyllis is forced to look for a job after Lars cuts off her credit cards.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

Laverne and Shirley attend a bridal shower for a high-school classmate.

After passing out at a brewery party, Laverne worries about her behavior.

Laverne and Shirley enroll in a modeling correspondence school.

The girls have to get their names and phone numbers off a men's room wall.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

A girl is attracted to a crafty purser; mishaps disrupt a honeymoon; a couple can't understand the fuss made over them.

A suitor climbs into the wrong window; longtime pen pals meet.

An old friend interrupts a man's proposal; a king's son receives an elaborate gift.

A man falls for a psychiatrist's wife; a woman brings a gorilla back from safari.

Harvey and Carol are in their honeymoon suite when the government walks in.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Bill inadvertently misses a fifth-anniversary party.

Danny thinks his birthday has been forgotten.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Chip complains about Polly's lack of sales resistance because they have an apartment full of useless things. But she is trapped by a salesman into giving a dinner party for eight people in exchange for a free set of cookware.

Birthdays bring chaos to the Douglas family. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

Kim learns what it's like to be a single girl living alone.

Lucy takes up knitting to make a birthday present for her boyfriend.

Lucy gets a job in a TV commercial by telling the chosen actress that another girl's been hired; at the studio, Lucy rehearses tasting spoonfuls of the product, "Vitameatavegamin," but the contents of the product contain far too much alcohol.

Lucy thinks Ricky could use some added publicity in the society columns, so she poses as visiting royalty. She disguises herself as the Maharincess of Franistan who has traveled halfway around the world to see her singing idol, Ricky Ricardo.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Murray wants to tell Mary his most intimate secret: He's in love with her.

Richie and Fonzie help Mork by showing him the true meaning of human relationships.

When Lenny and Squiggy disappear, the girls trace them to a circus.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Granny thinks Shorty has turned into a seal because he ignored her warnings about the swimming pool.

Granny is finally convinced that Elly's boyfriend is a human being -- not half frog.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Jim wants to adopt a young runaway whom Tony picked up in his cab.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.

In order to save money, the Kramdens and the Nortons move in together.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

Connie's new friend at Mrs. Nestor's elementary school makes it easier for Connie to leave her old friends.

Bobbie Jo attempts a seemingly impossible feat to be accepted into Hooterville High's only sorority.

Lou Marie's grilling of Don about his future plans for Ann leads to a spat between the couple.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

In Hollywood, Cissy falls for a western star.

Gina opposes her beau for class president.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Polly and Chip (Ronne Troup, Stanley Livingston) care for everyone else's children over a long weekend.

Barbara's (Beverly Garland) bubbly personality becomes embarrassing for Steve (Fred MacMurray).

Lucy falls for the doctor (Lloyd Bridges) treating her broken leg.

The FBI wants Lucy to pose as a gangster's girl.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

An impatient Ted drives everyone crazy as he waits to find out if he has been chosen as a game show host.

Fonzie matches blades with a French fencing champion who had insulted America and Joanie.

Laverne gets thrown into jail after she is accused of shoplifting at an exclusive store.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

The Clampetts man the battlements in preparation for an invasion of grunion.

The Clampetts, encouraged by Mr. Drysdale, guard Malibu Beach from the grunion.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

Louie asks Alex's former wife for a date.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A KAOS kingpin sends an invisible agent to kidnap a scientist from Max's apartment.

Ralph has to lose weight or he will lose his job.

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Connie's picnic with friends takes an odd turn.

A doctor establishes offices at Shady Rest, much to the chagrin of Kate and the two soon have a confrontation.

Ann accompanies Don on an interview with an opera star and gets more involved than she'd anticipated.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

The Tanner family travels to Hollywood when Joey wins the lead in a television pilot.

D.J. gets into trouble with her father when she sneaks out to meet a boy.

Jesse helps with Michelle's preschool graduation ceremony; a college student (Jennifer Nash) falls for Danny.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

Jody woos a girl to get a stamp for his collection.

Danny is caught in a crossfire of practical jokes.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Katie gets a job as a coffeehouse singer.

Polly (Ronne Troup) believes Chip (Stanley Livingston) is losing interest in her.

Lucy breaks her leg and shares a hospital room with Eva Gabor.

Lucy creates havoc when she suddenly gains incredible strength.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

Mary's Aunt Flo (Eileen Heckart), a well-known newspaper journalist, visits Mary and the newsroom staff.

Chachi is conned into peddling a miracle wax that turns out to be phony.

The Pizza Bowl gang, the Fonz and Richie reminisce about the crazy times they've shared with the girls.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Granny and Elly join the women's rights movement, leaving all the chores to Jed and Jethro.

Jed and Jethro enjoy living like Asian potentates, waited on by three Japanese girls.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

Elaine spends a bundle on a new hairstyle for the social event of the year.

Fired Oscar goes to work for a men's magazine.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Max calls a maximum alert when American Indians threaten war unless they get their country back.

Ralph has to lose weight, or he will lose his job.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Mr. Tudball takes his secretary, Mrs. Wiggins, out for lunch; Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

After a fortune teller predicts trouble for Miss Brooks involving rabbits, Mrs. Nestor wants all of the long-eared creatures out of her school and instructs the faculty to collect them to be carried to a pet shop.

Kate's daughters beg her to invite a rock 'n' roll star to perform at a benefit show.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

News of his band's touring contract distracts Jesse from bigger news -- Rebecca's pregnancy.

Jesse and Rebecca feel confident about parenthood until they learn she is expecting twins.

Michelle schemes to match Danny up with her kindergarten teacher (June Lockhart).

When D.J. gets her own room, Michelle is forced to share a room with Stephanie.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Cissy brings home a soldier's pregnant wife.

Linda tells her parents about her new friend -- a nine-foot giant.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Reluctant students take cello lessons from Uncle Charley (William Demarest).

Plans go awry when the triplets are chosen to appear in a TV commercial. With Tina Cole, Don Grady and Fred MacMurray.

Harry tends to Lucy when she is released from the hospital.

George Burns asks Lucy to become his partner in his nightclub act.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyer belt at a candy factory.

Ricky won't let Lucy go with him on the road, so she auditions for him with her saxophone; Lucy tries to make Ricky jealous, but Ricky gets even by planting men in their closet, so he can act out his jealousy in front of a bewildered Lucy.

Rob recalls the time he and his best friend tried to buy the same house.

The newsroom is shocked at the bizarre death of Chuckles the Clown during a circus parade.

Troubles with his studies and an insulting professor prompt Potsie to quit school.

The girls are mistaken for prostitutes and picked up by police.

Parents want to end their son's relationship with a girl; a couple learns a lesson in true love; Doc's nurse is a lovely ex-showgirl.

A man must wed to inherit $3 million; a widow poses as an adventuress; a male chauvinist angers his fiancée; a reporter seeks scandal.

Granny and Elly, assured of their equal rights, return to the Clampett mansion.

Elly gets a job at Mr. Drysdale's bank and shares an apartment with Jane.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.