As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked out for him.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Agent 99 goes under cover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Fortune-seeking Bilko accepts a dinner invitation.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

A jobless man (Jackie Coogan) thinks Bill needs money.

Danny and Benny interfere with Liz's love life.

Alex and Donna struggle to assemble a stereo for Jeff.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Lucy tries to replace Jerry's escaped white butterfly.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Hoping for more privacy, Richie moves in with his brother, but discovers it isn't paradise.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A judge investigates a polygamist; Vicki is jealous of Stubing's love interest; a man thinks his wife is in labor.

April decides to settle down; a man believes he's chasing another man for a gambling debt; a seriously ill girl falls in love.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Norm considers spreading malicious gossip about his co-worker to win a promotion.

Sam panics when a series of coincidental events makes him feel old.

Intrigued with the voice on Bobby's answering service, Alex asks the girl out to dinner.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

The Hartleys embark on a sea-going vacation to put work behind them. But Bob can't resist playing psychologist when he undertakes to counsel a married couple.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Emma Ritzik forces her husband to leave the Army.

Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco."

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Danny wants Rusty's music teacher to perform in his club.

Jeff and his girlfriend decide to get married.

The Douglas family visits Hong Kong, and Uncle Charley (William Demarest) hunts for his sweetheart of 30 years earlier.

Steve's unusual behavior convinces his family that he is planning to be married.

Lucy's date for a swanky party turns out to be a jewel thief.

Catastrophe strikes when Lucy buys a boat that turns out to be a lemon.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

Richie convinces his father to buy a second family car so he can use it for dates.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

A girl thinks Gopher wants to marry her; a career woman's husband considers an affair; a man wants to share a cabin.

A friend's wife makes passes at Doc; a man records his friend's romances; an engaged woman meets an old school chum.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

Bobby decides that if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight he will end his stage career.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Emily Hartley discovers a new low in male chauvinism when Bob's father (Barnard Hughes) arranges a fishing trip to his cabin and assigns her woman's work while the men brave the great outdoors.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko is forced to convert an Army jeep into a foreign-looking car.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

A female photographer who arrives to take pictures of a model teacher catches the eye of Mr. Boynton, infuriating Miss Brooks, who forces herself between the two.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Aspiring actress Ann Marie moves to New York and works at a series of temp jobs while waiting for her big break in show business, while her overprotective father, Lou, looks on nervously. Although she is focused on her career, Ann also finds time to fall for magazine executive Donald Hollinger, to whom she eventually becomes engaged. Her friends include two married couples, the Bessemers and the Baumans. Harvey and George are her agents.

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

D.J. wins tickets to meet the Beach Boys, but can't decide whom to take.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Buffy, not Jody, turns out to be a star ballplayer.

Worried about a possible stepmother, Terry and Rusty interfere in Danny's love life.

The Stones meet Willie Mays in San Francisco.

The Douglas family bravely accepts the challenge when 13-year-old Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to give a party.

Uncle Charley limbers up his billiard cue to get revenge after two female pool sharks take $50 from Robbie.

Lucy teaches Kim about shopping in a supermarket.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

When Lucy buys a gadget in response to an ad, Ricky gets angry.

Lucy makes one faux pas after another and develops an inferiority complex.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

Before Richie can realize what's happening, an old girlfriend decides they are going steady.

Laverne and Shirley decide to attend a night-school anatomy class.

Isaac tries to be discovered as a singer; Julie's ex-beau can't forget his former life; a man fears water; guests the Pointer Sisters.

April and her charges remain aboard; a woman falls for her son's best friend; a man unknowingly woos the boss's daughter.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

Elaine fears the worst when the cabbies invite themselves to her elegant cocktail party, for her highbrow art-world friends.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Bob attempts to help a group of ex-convicts with their search for honest employment.

Max becomes the head of the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Doberman will not part with his inherited millions.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

D.J.'s family tries to cheer her up when she is rejected by a boy in her class.

A heavy fog traps the arguing Nick and Irene together with the family.

Mike and Davy are kidnapped in a ghost town. Guest: Rose Marie.

The Monkees try to help a boy keep his pet horse.

Learning how pets donate blood.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Joey want to spend more time at home with the girls.

Joey and Danny remember their first meeting; Stephanie believes D.J. stole her boyfriend.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Bobby is convinced nobody loves him and decides to run away from home.

Greg and Marcia run against each other for student body president. The heated election campaign carries over into the Brady house. The girls automatically side with Marcia and the boys side with Greg. Mike, Carol and Alice finally intercede.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all of the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Richie decides to see a psychiatrist after reading a book on abnormal psychology.

Richie is faced with a dilemma when he is selected to be an ROTC squad leader.

Richie wins a date with a Hollywood starlet to the school's victory dance.

Richie is shocked to learn that Joanie's first date is with Spike, a younger version of Fonzie.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Harold T. Stone, newly appointed judge of a New York night court, shocks everyone with his unorthodox ways.

Harry's career may be ruined if the contents of his criminal record are revealed. Guest: Judy Landers.

Harry gets the surprise of his life when an elderly woman (Janis Paige) announces she is his long-lost mother.

Bull's menacing appearance works against him when he applies for a position as a volunteer father.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

Bob advises a patient to write a play based on his own experiences, but the resulting play features characters bearing startling resemblances to the rest of the patients.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

Max and a KAOS kingpin start a kidnap spree to exchange prisoners.

Max is wounded and 99 assumes he's dead when the "Blaster" comes back to town.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life."

The officers try to help an alcoholic.

The partners seek guests for a bar mitzvah.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Max gives an easy assignment to two pupils -- follow 99 while she's shopping.

Max has all kinds of trouble hunting for KAOS agent "The Chameleon.".

Max has to fight his way to the altar to be on time for his wedding.

Smart's new maid is more than she seems, and 99 and the Chief help Max to realize it.

Max and the Chief almost fall prey to a KAOS plot to photograph important papers.

Their efforts to get ashore put both Max and the chief in the brig.

The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet.

Max and 99 have a misunderstanding over a beautiful scientist.

Agent 99 is surprised to suddenly discover that she is working for KAOS.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 search for hidden gems in Mexico.

The Smarts learn that KAOS plans to blow up a CONTROL building at a specific time.

The Smarts think that the Chief has gone daft when he risks romancing a beautiful woman.

Agent Maxwell Smart must pose as his look-alike, King Charles.

The chief decides to hide King Charles by posing him as Agent Smart.

A mad scientist plots to send Max and 99 into a five-year sleep.

Smart is squared off against the infamous Leadside and his assistants.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course.

Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems.

Max must switch a code-key document for a fake without KAOS catching on.

Max prepares for the arrival of his first-born amidst the chaos of a plan to thwart KAOS.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Agent 99 infiltrates a radio program to learn the identity of a KAOS agent.

While in London, Max and 99 try to find out who is recreating "Jack the Ripper" type murders.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.

When Smart accidentally jettisons a secret package from a plane, he has to retrieve it.

Max and the Chief each suspect the other of murdering seven CONTROL agents.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside of a vault.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

The siblings compete for Bill's attention.

A girl from Iowa wants to make it in show business, so she goes to Danny for help.

Donna's former boyfriend, now a millionaire, arrives for a visit.

A huge, shaggy dog adopts Steve and disrupts the neighborhood with his howls.

One of the world's 10 richest women sets her sights on Steve by showering his family with costly gifts.

A greeting card writer is mistakenly the focus of a secret mission.

Lucy and Viv start a business giving children's parties.

Lucy and Ethel compete for the presidency of their women's club.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Mary tries to keep smiling through some bad luck.

Richie is selected to become a contestant on a popular game show with a chance to win $3,200.

When Shirley finds out that Carmine is dating other women, she decides to play the field herself.

A girl refuses to wear clothes; a blind woman thinks a man's attention is pity; a divorced man thinks his cabin is wiretapped.

Isaac's criminal uncle arrives; Doc worries about a doctor's career decision; a proper woman meets her daughter's beau.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

The gang comes up with a pickup line for John to use on a stranger sitting at a nearby table.

Felix recounts how he and Oscar met while serving on jury duty.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Racoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Bilko finds the one place in California that allows gambling casinos.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Dobie and Herbert search for a starlet's dog.

The students strike for better food.

Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is really a reducing farm, where their loss is management's gain.

Aspiring actress Ann Marie moves to New York and works at a series of temp jobs while waiting for her big break in show business, while her overprotective father, Lou, looks on nervously. Although she is focused on her career, Ann also finds time to fall for magazine executive Donald Hollinger, to whom she eventually becomes engaged. Her friends include two married couples, the Bessemers and the Baumans. Harvey and George are her agents.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

Freddie comes to visit Bill and falls in love with the children.

Danny accepts an invitation to a blonde bombshell's high society champagne dinner.

The Stones plan a California vacation, but everyone wants them to go someplace else.

Robbie is the unwilling beneficiary of an old Chinese custom when a girl whose life he saves insists on being his slave.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is tempted when a female explorer invites him to go along on an African safari.

While trying to capture an escaped wild animal, Lucy is put to sleep by a hunter's tranquilizing gun.

Lucy finds herself playing center field for the volunteer firefighters' baseball team.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Richie persuades Fonzie to star in the title role of "Hamlet" for a fund-raising performance.

Laverne is set up by Lenny and Squiggy with the Milwaukee Man of the Year.

Gopher meets a lady customs agent; a widow tries to cool her son's romance; the boutique manager deals with three fiances.

Stubing's aunt wants to take Vicki; a jealous lover (Alejandro Rey) targets Doc; two passengers compete for Julie.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Gloria is in a foul mood and argues with Edith over allowing Archie to boss her around. She later gets into a fight with Mike, ruining the birthday celebration.

When the house next door to the Bunkers is for sale, Archie and Henry Jefferson become nervous.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Frasier is invited to appear on a televised debate featuring several prominent psychiatrists.

Norm gets the whole gang involved when he invests in a combination laundry and tanning salon.

Bobby gets dazzling results when he goes to Louie's 20th class reunion, pretending to be Louie.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

KAOS breaks the CONTROL code and Max is sent on a suicide mission as a decoy.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Bilko vacations in the same place as the colonel.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Zelda talks Maynard into proposing to her.

Conklin, Boynton, and Miss Brooks attend the reading of the will of Mr. Casey, a cat.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Danny thinks a down-and-out comic has stolen his material.

Donna and Alex are disappointed that their friends didn't invite them to a dinner dance.

Robbie takes on a heavy workload so that he can rent a room away from home.

When Chip (Stanley Livingston) adopts a shoulder-length hairstyle, Steve (Fred MacMurray) decides he needs more attention.

Lucy and Harry write a TV commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Lucy's new banker tells her to economize.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Mary dates a man seven years her junior, despite the advice of friends.

Potsie invites three stranded beauty pageant contestants to spend the night at the Cunninghams' home.

Laverne cannot accept her mother's death and will not visit her grave.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble a woman is causing for Archie and Edith.

Trouble starts in the Bunker house when the family finds an 82-year-old pajama-clad stranger in their living room.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Diane brags about her date at a trendy restaurant, so Sam pretends to be a world-famous heart surgeon to get reservations of his own.

Diane uses a college classmate (J. Eddie Peck) to make Sam jealous; Cliff persuades Norm to join his fraternal organization.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks sends a message to Mr. Boynton that two can live as cheaply as one when Mr. Conklin has a room for rent.

After selling a painting, Uncle Joe thinks he's on the road to success.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

A movie star is ready to give up her career if Bill will marry her.

Danny makes a special trip home on his birthday, but Terry and Rusty seem to have forgotten the occasion.

A newspaper quiz makes trouble for Alex and Donna.

Robbie has a spat with his girl while baby-sitting for friends and has to take the baby home with him.

Two tomboys -- a female engineer and a member of a girls hockey team -- prove tough to handle for Steve and Chip.

Lucy must pass a driving test when she discovers her license has expired.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

In this pilot for what turned out to be "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Rob tries to tell his son what he does at work.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Miss Brooks gets a hungry burglar a job in school cafeteria.

Betty Jo has finally met a man she likes, but he seems more interested in tinkering on cars than he is working on a romance.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

The apartment manager won't let the twins keep a stray dog.

Rusty and Terry do their best to make Danny's fiancee change her mind.

Alex and Donna have second thoughts about selling their home.

Robbie learns how bothersome a brother can be when Chip and a friend break up his date with a pretty girl.

Robbie has a wonderful time going steady with two girls simultaneously, until the ladies compare notes.

Lucy travels to Colorado to enroll Craig in the Air Force Academy.

Lucy agrees to go on an early morning duck hunt to impress a blind date.

A matchmaking enterprise that Lucy and Ethel concoct backfires.

Lucy buys some furniture against Ricky's orders and has to pay for it herself.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Lou tells the newsroom gang that he and his wife are seeing a marriage counselor.

Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and a burglar cause pandemonium in the Cunningham house while Richie is sick in bed with the flu.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.