KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Trixie and Ralph buy Alice the same gift; Ralph nabs a killer.

Bilko buys some swampland and hopes to sell it at a huge profit.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.Guests: Flip Wilson, Vikki Carr..

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

Miss Brooks shows off her business skills for a promotion by getting a great deal on fuel oil for Conklin's furnace, not knowing that he's just had it converted to a forced air unit.

The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek (John La Motta) stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife (Liz Sheridan). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Ricky and David get their independence with separate bedrooms.

Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn (Andrea Elson). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

A man admires Ann's friend for her athletic prowess.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

Davy learns he has inherited an English manor house.

Bill, believing it's best, agrees to let Aunt Fran take the children.

Learning about rhinos.

Danny forsakes comedy for serious drama.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage.

A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect.

Steve's (Fred MacMurray) friend believes her daughter is dating an older man.

Some of Jack's favorite guides lead the way to cheetahs, lions, rhinos and dolphins.

Chip is unimpressed by Steve's job until an emergency occurs at the Air Force base.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

Lucy saves the day after Harry sells his employment agency to a tyrant.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney are arrested for possession of stolen goods.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

When a union strike hits the station, Mary and Lou have to deliver the news.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

Chachi witnesses a passionate love scene between Joanie and an actor during rehearsals for a school play.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

The roommates take part in an Army experiment and find it is not as easy as they thought.

Gilligan is embarrassed when has to be rescued while he tries to save a drowning Mary Ann, so the other castaways devise ways to try to make him feel like a hero; he gets the chance to be a real hero when a headhunter arrives on the island.

Stubing's aunt wants to take Vicki; a jealous lover (Alejandro Rey) targets Doc; two passengers compete for Julie.

Wrongway Feldman returns to sample the island life, and he decides to live on the island forever.

Mrs. Howell engineers a romance between Gilligan and Mary Ann.

Stubing's friend teaches Vicki gambling; a man's weight loss doesn't help his love life; a gang of bank robbers reunites.

The castaways form a band, but Gilligan's drumming is mistaken by local natives as a sign of war.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark, and they attempt to expose him.

The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

The Clampetts force their well-intentioned but crude hospitality upon oil man John Brewster and his cultured bride.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Gloria feels like a "dumb blonde" when Mike ignores her for an intellectual friend.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

Archie fears for his family's safety when he learns the plumber working in his house is a convict on furlough from prison.

Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.

Melanie's boss puts her in an awkward position; Joy worries about fitting in at college; Victoria is asked to change her appearance; Elka keeps a secret.

Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.

Victoria wants to learn the truth of her co-star's intentions; Joy tries to fit in while Elka befriends the popular girls; Melanie finds herself in a dishonest situation.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca.

Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil).

Sam considers skydiving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

Bobby gets dazzling results when he goes to Louie's 20th class reunion, pretending to be Louie.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Oscar gets the break he's been waiting for when he gets to play himself in a Hollywood movie.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Max and 99 are caught and readied to be shipped behind the Iron Curtain.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Ralph thinks he has been promoted; Ralph debates paying taxes.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bilko involves the colonel's wife in a scandal.

Max must prove to the Chief that he's the real Max when KAOS makes a duplicate of him.

Harvey and Tim as tipsy friends coming home from a night of carousing; a spoof of "The Arabian Nights.".

Smart and 99 face a firing squad when they try to restore the deposed president of a foreign country.

Toody is given a painting by an artist that he and Muldoon must evict.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Connie is in the dumps because she believes she was stood up on a date by Mr. Boynton; love guru Walter suggests she give Boynton a taste of his own medicine, make a date with him and then leave him holding the bag.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek (John La Motta) stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife (Liz Sheridan). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn (Andrea Elson). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

With Harriet's prompting, Ozzie finally gets around to replacing a broken pane of glass.

David receives a birthday gift he's not quite old enough to use.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

A huge dog wanders in while Alex is away.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Jeff becomes friends with the new girl in town.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Donna and Alex spend an eventful day in the country.

Davy learns he has inherited an English manor house.

Donna and Alex try to reunite a troubled couple.

A brochure for the Shady Rest Hotel of the future is prematurely distributed.

Learning about rhinos.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

A surfing dog helps a young boy find his confidence in the water; a poodle helps a young woman who has a heart defect.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Some of Jack's favorite guides lead the way to cheetahs, lions, rhinos and dolphins.

Rhoda tries to cheer up Johnny Venture when his big nightclub debut flops.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

Brenda, unable to relate to people at parties, turns to a shyness clinic for help.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Rhoda makes the mistake of agreeing to go out on a blind date with a guy she thought she knew in high school.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Ida becomes depressed when she realizes most of her old mah-jongg pals have gone to the great casino in the sky.

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

A hypnotic suggestion sends Ann on a buying spree.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

The roommates battle two snobs at a roller rink while on blind dates.

Gilligan is embarrassed when has to be rescued while he tries to save a drowning Mary Ann, so the other castaways devise ways to try to make him feel like a hero; he gets the chance to be a real hero when a headhunter arrives on the island.

Mr. Shotz insists that the girls make their act patriotic or they're out of the annual talent show.

Wrongway Feldman returns to sample the island life, and he decides to live on the island forever.

Laverne and Shirley learn that everyone at the brewery must undergo psychological examinations.

Mrs. Howell engineers a romance between Gilligan and Mary Ann.

Laverne and Shirley pack their bags for a tropical paradise vacation.

The castaways form a band, but Gilligan's drumming is mistaken by local natives as a sign of war.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark, and they attempt to expose him.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Granny, finally making good her threat to go home to the hills, takes to the open road.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

The Ricardos and Mertzes visit Alaska to inspect land they bought; with Red Skelton.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

Harry gets involved with a Soviet diplomat to help Yakov obtain a temporary visa back to Russia. Johnny Carson makes a cameo appearance.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Roz is ordered to undergo therapy after she's found to be insensitive.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) title of courtroom joker is threatened when a fun-loving judge (guest star Gary Kroeger) arrives. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Mac quits his job after he inherits $2 million -- then he's sued for over $4 million.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

Sam considers skydiving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

The Hartleys miss a Fourth of July Bicentennial party when they are trapped in a storage locker.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

A sloppy housewife develops amnesia; "Love and the Joker" Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

A policeman arrests a coed and her boyfriend. "Love and the Champ" Harley wants to defend his wife's honor from the man in 9C.

Max must prove to the Chief that he's the real Max when KAOS makes a duplicate of him.

Larry pretends he's married to keep his girlfriends at bay. In "Love and the Mixed Marriage," a medical mix-up creates problems for Cindy and John.

Smart and 99 face a firing squad when they try to restore the deposed president of a foreign country.

A man disguises himself and follows his wife on her vacation; a man gets undressed in the wrong room.

When 15 Elvis impersonators turn up dead, Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) go undercover as a Presley look-alike and a groupie.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

With Harriet's prompting, Ozzie finally gets around to replacing a broken pane of glass.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

David receives a birthday gift he's not quite old enough to use.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

A huge dog wanders in while Alex is away.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Jeff becomes friends with the new girl in town.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Donna and Alex spend an eventful day in the country.

Buffy fears she will be sent away to be a dancer.

Donna and Alex try to reunite a troubled couple.

Zsa Zsa Gabor upsets the Williams' household.

A brochure for the Shady Rest Hotel of the future is prematurely distributed.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

Mike and Robbie get ideas when a boyhood friend of Steve's visits the family.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

Robbie decides to earn some extra money by being a caddie at a local golf tournament.

A movie star escapes from the Hollywood madness in Shady Rest.

Lucy plays nursemaid to Uncle Harry, Kim, Mary Jane and a pregnant cat.

Rhoda tries to cheer up Johnny Venture when his big nightclub debut flops.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Brenda, unable to relate to people at parties, turns to a shyness clinic for help.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Rhoda makes the mistake of agreeing to go out on a blind date with a guy she thought she knew in high school.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Ida becomes depressed when she realizes most of her old mah-jongg pals have gone to the great casino in the sky.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

Ted becomes upset when his vacation replacement is a success.

A hypnotic suggestion sends Ann on a buying spree.

Fonzie takes Jenny as his bride in a mock ceremony at a costume ball only to discover that the marriage is binding.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

Laverne and Shirley are chosen to star in an Army training film.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

The roommates battle two snobs at a roller rink while on blind dates.

Mr. Shotz insists that the girls make their act patriotic or they're out of the annual talent show.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

Laverne and Shirley learn that everyone at the brewery must undergo psychological examinations.

Laverne and Shirley pack their bags for a tropical paradise vacation.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

The Ricardos and Mertzes visit Alaska to inspect land they bought; with Red Skelton.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Loni Anderson.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

A singer's (Donny Osmond) kinsmen join him aboard; best friends uncover marital secrets; guest Robert Guillaume.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

An important informant is wounded before he can tell Max about a secret formula.

A sloppy housewife develops amnesia; "Love and the Joker" Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

A policeman arrests a coed and her boyfriend. "Love and the Champ" Harley wants to defend his wife's honor from the man in 9C.

Bilko is late in realizing that his day of good fortune has finally arrived.

Larry pretends he's married to keep his girlfriends at bay. In "Love and the Mixed Marriage," a medical mix-up creates problems for Cindy and John.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Michele Lee..

A man disguises himself and follows his wife on her vacation; a man gets undressed in the wrong room.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

As acting principal, Miss Brooks shuts down the school after hearing a weather warning of an impending hurricane, and the gang takes refuge at the Conklin home.

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

Thorny agrees to buy Harriet's Valentine's Day gift.

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

Buffy fears she will be sent away to be a dancer.

Zsa Zsa Gabor upsets the Williams' household.

Jeff trades his possessions to raise money.

Mike and Robbie get ideas when a boyhood friend of Steve's visits the family.

Robbie decides to earn some extra money by being a caddie at a local golf tournament.

Lucy plays nursemaid to Uncle Harry, Kim, Mary Jane and a pregnant cat.

Lucy helps a cocktail-lounge piano player finish composing a hit song.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Ted becomes upset when his vacation replacement is a success.

Fonzie takes Jenny as his bride in a mock ceremony at a costume ball only to discover that the marriage is binding.

Laverne and Shirley are chosen to star in an Army training film.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Jethro winds up as an unwitting accomplice in a plot to burglarize Drysdale's bank.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Sam loses a valuable dog, and the substitute he gets attacks upon hearing a code word.

Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

An important informant is wounded before he can tell Max about a secret formula.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Bilko is late in realizing that his day of good fortune has finally arrived.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.Guests: Nanette Fabray, Michele Lee..

Toody and Muldoon devise a plan to keep Officer Schnauser and his wife from fighting.

As acting principal, Miss Brooks shuts down the school after hearing a weather warning of an impending hurricane, and the gang takes refuge at the Conklin home.

Thorny agrees to buy Harriet's Valentine's Day gift.

Police use Ann as bait for an obscene caller.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

French unwittingly insults the small daughter of a Chinese diplomat.

Danny courts his wife again after reminding her that she proposed to him.

Mary does her best to get her best friend a date.

Steve's yearning for quiet leads him to an all-female house that mimics the Douglas home.

Steve roots for Robbie's opponent in a model airplane contest.

Lucy makes a daring arrest after being named an honorary sheriff.

Lucy helps a man (Ken Berry) start a dancing school.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

When Mary receives a chain letter from Lou and is warned not to break the chain, she struggles to find a way to pass it along without generating undesirable consequences.

Chachi panics about inviting the Cunninghams to his house for dinner.

Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

KAOS blackmails the entire nation with the dehydration formula.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Golfer Sam Snead helps Col. Hall shoot under par.

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Moody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.