Sam agrees to pitch in a charity softball game against a team of Playmates.

Alex becomes obsessed with his dog's well-being when he finds out his beloved pet hasn't long to live.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

Stephanie and Michael (Julia Duffy, Peter Scolari) feel their relationship has become stagnant. With Bob Newhart and Mary Frann.

Ralph feigns sickness in an attempt to get visiting Aunt Ethel to leave.

Hall sends a tough sergeant to take care of Bilko's easygoing platoon.

The Rolling Stones; the Supremes; Harlem Globetrotters; Lainie Kazan.

Petula Clark; Tom Jones; Alan King; Dee Dee Sharp; Ugo Garrido; Margot Fonteyn; Rudolf Nureyev.

Dobie is court-martialed for defending Maynard's beard.

Two thieves who have stolen expensive women's clothing hide from the police in Madison High and trick Miss Brooks into thinking the clothes are hers for an advertising campaign.

The wife of a busy company man takes drastic action to get his attention; a loser in life relates 26 years of woe to a total stranger; a favorite uncle gets an airport farewell.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Ten-year-old Rusty wants to get a job, but Danny's not thrilled with the idea.

The Stones' house is turned upside down by a clumsy handyman.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy tries to replace Jerry's escaped white butterfly.

Catastrophe strikes when Lucy buys a boat that turns out to be a lemon.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

Lucy is.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

Rhoda may be the only person who can identify a neighborhood burglar.

Ann takes her responsibility to vote so seriously that it gets her into a spat with her father.

An Italian restaurateur frees trapped Ann from the shower.

Doc's ex-wife says they are still wed; a man finds $2,000 in a borrowed jacket; a widow meets her son's teacher.

Surprises and romance await the Harpers in Hawaii.

Mama, vacationing in Hawaii, plans to avoid the man she saved from drowning.

J.J. comes up with a vocal discovery that he calls the.

The backers for J.J.'s new client turn out to be loan sharks.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Edith and Archie plan a farewell dinner for Mike and Gloria but learn that the couple has made other plans.

Saying goodbye to Mike and Gloria before they leave for California proves traumatic for the Bunkers.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Norm is arrested for mail tampering after he agrees to take Cliff's route for a day.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bisset before a certain date.

Elaine's son (David Mendenhall) gives up the oboe to study boxing with Tony.

Felix reveals, in flashback, the hectic events leading up to Oscar's marriage when both were in the Army Reserve.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Michael and Stephanie decide to tie the knot -- and Dick worries that they may be making a mistake.

Ralph tries to get rid of visiting Aunt Ethel by marrying her off to the neighborhood butcher.

Bilko tries a 20-mile hike to prove he's fit.

Peggy Lee; the Righteous Brothers; Anna Moffo; Alan King.

Lou Rawls; Xavier Cugat and his Orchestra; Dick Albers; The Romeros; Barbara McNair; the Feller Brothers and Dod O; Nancy Sinatra.

Maynard and a chimp are marooned on an island.

After seeing Conklin with literature from Alcoholics Anonymous, people think he has a problem.

Invisible dogs run wild in an obedience class while Carol, an insurance agent, pesters doctor Tim as he's on the job.

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house.

Joey is secretly taped for a video dating service and meets the woman of his dreams (Yvette Nipar).

D.J. wants to be a working girl, but the cost is her first failing grade.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Buffy, not Jody, turns out to be a star ballplayer.

When Terry's friend spends the weekend, Danny and Kathy's parenting skills are put to the test.

The Stones try to help an uncertain housewife.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy tricks her way into getting the role of Cleopatra in a drama club production.

Lucy and Viv start a business giving children's parties.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Both Brenda and Rhoda have uninvited guests move in with them.

Don researches the NYPD's mugger detail.

Don and Ann scheme to reunite the feuding Baumans.

April returns with her fiance; two writers decide to finish their marriage with their script; a girl unknowingly befriends her father.

Mama appears on the.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Thelma enjoys a romantic relationship with an African student.

Thelma plans to move in with her African boyfriend despite Florida's objections.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Edith's cousin Floyd drops in with hopes of leaving his daughter with the Bunkers.

Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

The funniest and warmest moments from episodes are relived in a tribute hosted by Danny DeVito.

Felix is inspired by Oscar's new girlfriend to write an original song for her nightclub act.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

Dick writes what he believes is a witty presentation for Joanna's tour guide projects.

Ralph gets asked to do a candy bar commercial, but he must first get rid of a toothache.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Performances by Elvis Presley, Carol Burnette, Arthur Woosley, Nat King Cole, Frank Fontaine, Jackie Gleason & Art Carney and Rise Stevens.

Sly and the Family Stone; Shirley Bassey; Lana Cantrell; George Burns; Mason Williams.

Wini thinks a widow is after Herbert.

Mrs. Davis finds an injured bird in the yard and asks Connie to take it to Mr. Boynton for care, but no one has the nerve to tell her that the bird died.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.Guests: Natalie Cole, Ken Berry..

Danny is out to prove himself when D.J. asks only Jesse and Joey to play at her fund-raiser.

Stephanie fears she will be shunned at school with her new glasses.

Michelle learns about caring for a pet when she wins a goldfish at a carnival.

Jesse risks one last daring escapade on the eve of his wedding.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

The siblings compete for Bill's attention.

A nightclub entertainer has his hands full trying to balance career and family.

Jeff almost loses his girlfriend to a college man.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Lucy's new banker tells her to economize.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Mary is pursued by two charming bachelors, each of whom wants her constant companionship.

Rhoda battles with a stubborn but rich client who wants his job done his way or not at all.

A middle-aged aristocrat wants to wed Don.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

Doc wants his new love's sister out of the way; a boy plans to reunite his divorced parents; a wife pampers her heart-patient husband.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

J.J., Thelma and Michael get involved in selling what people think is.

Willona discovers the surprise guest at her birthday party is her ex-husband.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

When Barney Hefner's wife wants to make up, Archie's got a better idea.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

The hilarious escapades of the Sunshine Cab Co. are relived in scenes from classic episodes.

Felix directs a movie built around Oscar's daily routine.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

The town's police officer threatens to go on strike when his request for a pay raise is denied.

Ralph and Ed plan to attend a World Series game on the same day Alice's sister gets married.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Jimmy Rodgers; Anna Maria Alberghetti; Carol Burnett; Carl Ballantine; Paul Anka.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Dobie tries to bolster Maynard's romantic confidence.

Connie agrees to act as a proxy and stand in for Mr. LeBlanche's overseas bride in a wedding ceremony, but Walter thinks the two teachers are getting hitched and enlists Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton in preventing the nuptials.

Tonight's guest is Mr. Steve Lawrence; Steve joins Carol in a sketch about a travelling couple sharing some honesty with each other on a plane they think is about to crash.Guests: Steve Lawrence..

The wedding ceremony for Jesse and Rebecca is delayed when the groom fails to arrive.

Jesse and Rebecca return from their honeymoon with plans to move into their own place.

D.J. and Stephanie attempt some renovations of their own when the house is remodeled.

Stephanie's winning pitch gains her a starting place on a Little League team.

Freddie comes to visit Bill and falls in love with the children.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Profiling turkeys and snakes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J. is grounded by Joey -- preventing her from attending a karate tournament.

Teenage D.J. gets her chance to baby-sit; Danny sets Joey and Jesse up with dates.

The family gets stuck in an airport in Colorado and has to spend Christmas there; Stephanie fears Santa won't find her.

Stephanie feels left out being the middle child so she announces marriage to get attention.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Robbie imitates a history teacher's style in order to impress a girl (Perri Sinclair).

Chip quits the baseball team, but sees a chance at redemption when Steve fills in as umpire.

The frog Chip catches for a school project suddenly disappears.

Robbie pretends to like classical music to impress a girl (Sandy Descher).

Lucy gets her sister to agree to a big second wedding.

Lucy and Vivian organize local women as firefighters.

The Ricardos and Mertzes visit Alaska to inspect land they bought; with Red Skelton.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

Archie tries in vain to prevent a black family from moving into the neighborhood.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Lou tells the newsroom gang that he and his wife are seeing a marriage counselor.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.Guests: Chita Rivera, Bob Newhart..

Smart is pitted against the world's strongest counterspy in trying to recover a kidnapped prince.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Dori's (Anne-Marie Martin) concussion results in a personality transformation that makes her a mirror image of Sledge (David Rasche).

Sledge and Dori (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) learn that clues to a series of jewel heists lead to a hairdresser. Kurt Paul and Michael Des Barres guest star.

Drebin goes undercover as a fight manager to investigate a boxer's death.

The Merry Men foil the destruction of the forest.

Desperate Kirk starts up a club for singles with hopes of finding the perfect woman.

Kirk is certain he has found the right woman until he discovers she's a professional clown.

Stephanie attends a poetry reading to look over the eligible men, but Joanna winds up getting the attention.

Stephanie's jealous when her former high-school.

Dobie and Maynard masquerade as a war hero and aide.

Dobie fears homesick Maynard will desert.

The precinct puts on a Christmas show.

Toody believes that Muldoon has refused a promotion so they can remain a team.