Agent Maxwell Smart poses as a safecracker who is employed by KAOS.

Agent 99 is sent to Casablanca to find the murderer of 275 top scientists.

Sledge (David Rasche) is shocked to find that his best friend is engaged to his ex-wife. With Heather Lupton and Michael Kaufman.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Drebin poses as a stand-up comic to bust a drug ring.

Richard's ransom slips from Robin's grasp.

George serves as a Big Brother to a boy who's fascinated with the glamour of Dick's TV show.

Larry is obsessed with repaying a favor after Dick saves him from an electrical shock.

Stephanie takes care of everyone else when a measles epidemic strikes.

Everyone but Dick (Bob Newhart) believes the inn is haunted. With Mary Frann.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the.

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

Archie panics when Edith invites an old schoolmate to dinner.

Mike craftily gets out of taking Gloria to a party so he can go skiing with the boys.

Gloria's discovery about Edith leads her to convince Mike to give Archie a lecture on the facts of life.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie.

The newspaper accuses Archie's.

Archie and Barney's friendship becomes strained when Archie retaliates after being continually harassed by Barney's unleashed dog. When he accidentally runs the dog over and breaks its leg, he makes matters a lot worse..

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Archie's got more to lose than his collateral when he secretly puts everything on the line to buy Kelsey's bar.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Archie is asked to burn a cross in the Stivics' lawn, but must take action when Mike and Gloria forbid him to see Joey.

On Christmas Day, Edith becomes despondent and feels betrayed by God as she mourns the death of Beverly. However, she is encouraged to see the situation differently by the seemingly most unexpected person.

Edith plans on seeing her good friend appearance at Carnegie Hall. While Mike walks her to a cab, the two encounter a couple of muggers.

Edith gets her big chance for fame and fortune when she's asked to do a television commercial.

Archie is forced to take a look at his future when Edith's elderly aunt comes for a visit.

Acknowledging the sad state of their marriage, Gloria and Mike decide to go for a second honeymoon at a Pocono resort.

After 29 years of hostile silence, Archie and his brother Fred finally come face to face.

Mike and Gloria happily prepare for Mike's new job and their move to California.

Edith and Archie plan a farewell dinner for Mike and Gloria but learn that the couple has made other plans.

Edith's cousin Floyd drops in with hopes of leaving his daughter with the Bunkers.

Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

Archie and Edith introduce a rich widow to Barney Hefner after his wife runs away again.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

Stephanie purposely hides her past religious training from Archie.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Jan makes promises she can't keep in order to win a popularity contest.

A Chinese restaurateur wants his bride to stay with the clan.

Kathy is summoned to jury duty -- and Danny's left with the household chores.

Donna plays matchmaker for Alex's friend.

Controversy erupts in the Douglas household over the selection of a doctor for Katie during her pregnancy.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Lucy is enchanted when Jacques Bergerac arrives at the bank to cash some checks.

Lucy tricks a well-known producer into coming to the bank to listen to an employee sing.

The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume.

Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her.

Mary discovers her new boyfriend is married.

Benny invests his life savings in Gary Levy's jeans store and becomes an instant tycoon.

Ann and Don take a week's vacation before Ann is to go on the road with a show.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

Stubing hears about a former love; a man wants to leave his companion aboard; a man claims he was attacked.

Mama trains for an arm-wrestling championship.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

The family is divided when James and Florida support rival candidates in a local election.

The fact that Willona's new boyfriend has a physical disability creates a very awkward problem.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

Archie fears he may have food poisoning from eating canned mushrooms which were recalled by the manufacturer.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

Felix tries to win back his former wife with a sentimental reminder of happier days.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Dick doesn't realize the trouble that will arise when he agrees to help a struggling writer.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

It's pleasure before business when Bilko is sent to Detroit to pick up a consignment of trucks.

The Beatles; Richard Pryor; Señor Wences; Joan Rivers; Eric Brenn; George Carlin; Topo Gigio; Elvis Presley.

The Supremes; Ricky Nelson; the Marlin Brothers; Nipsey Russell; Ethel Merman; Frank Fontaine; Steve Rossi.

Dobie takes up boxing to impress Thalia.

Miss Brooks plans on making some extra money as a waitress, not knowing that the hot dog stand is owned by Osgood Conklin.

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Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

Bill hires his office cleaning woman to help French.

Danny loses his agent by going over his head.

Donna's plan to patch up a friend's marriage takes an unexpected turn.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Uncle Charley (William Demarest) prepares himself as a baby nurse by hiring himself out as a baby sitter.

Lucy needs a high-school diploma to save her job.

Lucy designs a vault in an attempt to get Jack Benny's account.

To get on the good side of a producer who's interested in hiring Ricky -- and who also happens to be interested in numerology -- Lucy holds a seance, but she has to provide the voice for one of the spirits.

Lucy is disgusted with Ricky's sloppy ways; she splits the apartment into two parts so she can have a clean side. When a photographer is scheduled to arrive to take pictures of Ricky, she tries to teach Ricky a lesson by making the whole house messy.

Mary's apartment is robbed twice in three days.

The bank where Brenda works holds a.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

Ann and Don argue about his play based on her life.

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Florida pickets the neighborhood supermarket after a roast from the store makes everyone sick.

Everything seems to be coming up roses for the Evanses until all the good plans run into snags.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

Mike prepares for his final exams and the family faces the prospect of his college graduation.

Christine (Markie Post) receives and accepts an unexpected marriage proposal from Officer Tony Giuliano (Ray Abruzzo). With Harry Anderson.

A pregnant Christine (Markie Post) tries in vain to reach her new husband in South America. With John Larroquette.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

Joanna and Dick wind up in the middle of a feud between a senator and his wife.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Flying saucers play a part in Bilko's scheme to keep a date with a beautiful singer.

The Muppets; Gwen Verdon; Alan King; Jimmy Durante; Arthur Worsley; Fankie Valli & the Four Seasons.

The newspaper columnist hosts a variety of entertainment acts, including Richard Pryor, Gwen Verdon, Mamas and the Papas, Jack Lord, The Supremes, The Beatles, Frank Gorshin, Nancy Sinatra, Charo, Petula Clark, Bobby Vinton and more.

Dobie goes on a hunger strike to prove his love for Thalia.

When Miss Brooks tries to dispose some of the worthless property next to the school, she unknowingly sells the deed to the land that Madison High is sitting on.

Guests: Ken Berry and Dionne Warwick.Guests: Ken Berry, Dionne Warwick..

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

French knows a noblewoman (Ida Lupino) as a former barmaid.

Tonoose plans a Lebanese wedding for Terry.

Donna's concerned about Jeff's average report card.

Expectant Katie (Tina Cole) is distressed by her hugeness until she learns she is to have more than one baby.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy tries to enter a truck driver in a Robert Goulet.

The girls begin knitting socks for Ricky and Fred, who they believe have been drafted and are heading to war. The men think that the knitting means the girls are pregnant. They wind up arranging surprise parties for each other on the same night.

Ethel finds someone to teach Lucy an Apache dance that she wants to perform in Ricky's show. The dance instructor thinks he should also be romantic to American women. When Lucy rejects his advances, he challenges Ricky to a duel.

After numerous Broadway rejections, Murray's play is produced.

Rhoda begins to believe she's a jinx because of bizarre accidents that seem to occur whenever she's around.

Ann's new movie role calls for a nude scene.

Ann invites her parents and Don's for Thanksgiving.

Three men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Bubba convinces Mama to join him in night school.

J.J. is destroyed by a blow to his ego when he can't get a date with Thelma's classmate.

The FBI shows up at the Evanses' asking a lot of questions about Florida's cousin Cleatus.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Archie is worried that his union will go on strike. When news comes that it is indeed on strike, both try to keep the news from each other so they don't ruin their 25th anniversary celebration.

Archie's union is on strike and Edith tries to balance the household on the little amount that is coming in. Tempers flare as Archie has nothing to do but sit around the house.

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Torme for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Cliff acquires a strange case of blindness whenever his new-found love (Annie Golden) mentions marriage.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

Leslie gets more than she bargained for when she gives Dick a skiing lesson.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

Bilko chooses the woman who will replace Col. Hall's secretary.

The Rolling Stones; Louis Armstrong; Joan Rivers; Robert Goulet; The Jackson Five; Topo Gigio; Diana Ross.

Sly and the Family Stone; Shirley Bassey; Lana Cantrell; George Burns; Mason Williams.

Dobie falls for young trapeze artist named Aphrodite Millican.

Mr. Boynton fails to notice Miss Brooks' new hairdo, so she wears a series of ridiculous wigs to see if he will ever notice. Principal Conklin notices and thinks she's finally gone over the edge.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.Guests: Paul Lynde, Peggy Lee..