Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Samples of a new drug that helps senior citizens regain their libido get mixed with St. Patrick's Day Buzz Beer.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

When Molly learns that Mike hasn't been to the doctor in over a decade, she urges him to make an appointment.

When her publisher requests that a provocative change be made to her book, Molly is faced with a dilemma.

Mr. Glascott embarks on a mission to petition the neighborhood to close the local water park down, while Barry plots to thwart his efforts; Erica is faced with frustration as Beverly takes over her wedding planning.

Adam finds himself in a pickle when he's recruited to film his high school's final football game of the year and fails to capture his team's winning touchdown; Beverly discovers her neighbor is moving, and she's determined to buy his home.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

A Korean bride-to-be tries to enter Canada as a tourist; the Marine Enforcement Team tackles a massive Japanese freighter carrying an illegal passenger.

Officers suspect an IT consultant has arrived for more than just a holiday; a surfer returns from Southeast Asia with a strange souvenir.

The Inland Enforcement Team track down an alleged German sex offender; a detector dog sniffs out trouble in an unclaimed suitcase from Dubai.

A Canadian wanted in Alberta is stopped en route to Ecuador; a parcel of baby food contains surprising ingredients.

A Russian dissident's complicated past raises questions for officers; a Korean tourist's resume and school diplomas raise eyebrows.

The Inland Enforcement Unit tracks a pair of Honduran drug runners; an American tourist seems to have already put down roots in Canada.

Kristine suffers a stroke, which impacts her memory; Alex and Charlie team up to bring her peace.

Alex and Shahir struggle to save Charlie's life.

Nathan encounters an old adversary in the Void; Audrey and Duke deal with a revenge plot; Dwight and Vince struggle to free Dave from Croatoan's grip.

Gerry must find a guest speaker for Career Day who is better than Dwyer's; Robert has a fraternity reunion and tries to avoid getting sick.

Liz leads the Quiz Cup team; Bobbi teaches an uncomfortable health unit; Robert loses patience with Trudy over her constant joking.

Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet).

After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.

Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss.

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Drew (Drew Carey) asks his wild hairdresser (guest star Jamie Lee Curtis) on a date after Lisa (Katy Selverstone) accepts a date with another man.

Mimi, Kate and Lisa (Kathy Kinney, Christa Miller, guest star Katy Selverstone) compete for the same management position at the store.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

After a woman discovers that her husband has been murdered, the investigation reveals that the victim may have been living a double life.

When it appears one of their own shot an unarmed man on a Boston subway platform, the team must find the real killer while clearing their detective's name.

Sam and Toby must secretly spring the president's primary Supreme Court choice, who has been jailed for drunken driving and resisting arrest.

The president goes to Los Angeles for a star-studded fund-raiser; Leo pressures the vice president to break a Senate voting deadlock.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

After a woman discovers that her husband has been murdered, the investigation reveals that the victim may have been living a double life.

When it appears one of their own shot an unarmed man on a Boston subway platform, the team must find the real killer while clearing their detective's name.

Sam and Toby must secretly spring the president's primary Supreme Court choice, who has been jailed for drunken driving and resisting arrest.

The president goes to Los Angeles for a star-studded fund-raiser; Leo pressures the vice president to break a Senate voting deadlock.

When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd).

Trouble looms for a young Asian woman carrying someone else's bag, and a pair of Canadians return from a concert in California with more than a T-shirt.

A street performer is caught in the middle of an escape act; a cheeky bus passenger answers questions about his mischievous past.

A distinctive bag has officers seeing double; a photographer misses the big picture; a heavily-modified truck causes concern.

A traveler's textbooks teach him an unexpected lesson; a tourist hits a snag instead of the slopes; officers inspect a shipment of cosmetics.

Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia.

Officers are stumped by a backpacker carrying photos of his criminal activities; an American band gets caught in a jam.

While searching for Charlie, Alex finds a caterer who was caught in the crossfire; Grace's mother asks for a priest; Dana consults with Cassie about a male stripper.

Alex and Charlie are confused about their relationship; Alex and Maggie disagree about a car crash survivor; Dana is forced to treat an injured motorcyclist; Zach bothers Maggie about dating.

Audrey and Dave try to save Nathan from the Void; Dave struggles to free himself from Croatoan's deadly grasp.

Gerry has to help Bobbi chaperone a field trip to the museum; Jeff and Robert cover his classes back at Xavier.

Gerry is desperate to win his first basketball game of the season; but his emotions take over when he learns that his ex and her husband are coaching the opposing team.

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of home ownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.

Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

Kate's mother (guest star Susan Saint James) disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Jay (guest star Robert Torti). With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) panics when he is promoted on the basis of a brilliant idea and can't think of any more. With Christa Miller.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Jane and Maura find themselves in the world of competitive bass fishing when a tournament-leading fisherman is killed; Frankie loses a bet.

Jane and Maura are called out to the BCU body farm when a murder victim is found buried among the research corpses; Angela keeps secrets from Jane.

The president's and first lady's staffs feud over rival agendas; the president must name a replacement for the late chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Police make arrests at a fraternity party attended by the president's daughter; Sam and Mallory clash over the issue of private-school vouchers.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Jane and Maura find themselves in the world of competitive bass fishing when a tournament-leading fisherman is killed; Frankie loses a bet.

Jane and Maura are called out to the BCU body farm when a murder victim is found buried among the research corpses; Angela keeps secrets from Jane.

The president's and first lady's staffs feud over rival agendas; the president must name a replacement for the late chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Police make arrests at a fraternity party attended by the president's daughter; Sam and Mallory clash over the issue of private-school vouchers.

Chuck and Sarah think about the next move for Carmichael Industries; Gertrude approaches Casey with a mission; Jeff and Lester suspect something strange is going on at the Buy More.

Staff confront an American soldier running scared; a British woman causes confusion with her bag of tricks.

Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.

Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.

An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.

An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.

A traveler's belongings raise repeated alarms; a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic; an American couple make the move to Alaska.

Alex makes a promise to a young girl on her birthday; Maggie organizes a surprise party for Alex; Cassie is forced to confront her fear of infectious diseases.

Charlie tries to save the arm of a man thrown from a horse; Alex joins Manny off-site to help a runaway; a rival from Dev's past arrives at Hope Zion.

Audrey and Nathan try to regain control of the police station; a mysterious killer leaves a wake of bodies.

For the school's charity day, Gerry steps into the ring with Mr. Dwyer to decide the Mr. D title once and for all.

Under scrutiny from a board member, Gerry faces the challenge of showcasing his job prowess to avoid severe consequences; Robert becomes principal for a day.

When Sue wears an embarrassing costume to a Halloween party, she turns to Mike for advice; Frankie takes Brick's social-skills group trick-or-treating; Axl and his friends plan a prank.

Mike and Frankie worry Axl will blow an opportunity that could result in a full college scholarship; Brick and Sue start a texting marathon after Aunt Edie accidentally gives them her cell phone.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.

Everyone is shocked when Victoria agrees to be Harry's date for Valentine's Day; Carl thinks he and Samuel will be able to meet women at the laundromat.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Drew and his friends decide to market their own brand of beer after discovering the store is being sold.

Drew (Drew Carey) wages war with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) when she leaks information about Lisa's (Katy Selverstone) employee evaluation.

Chuck and Sarah must go to Vail on one last mission, where they get some help from Bo Derek; Jeff and Lester continue their mission.

The murder of a notorious thief sends Jane and Maura into the world of art heists and forgery; Jane must deal with an FBI agent who is interested in her case; Angela has a new man in her life.

The murder of a crime tech shocks the team; Maura is suspended from her position; Jane is determined to catch the killer and clear the department, so Maura can be reinstated.

A White House insider writes a scathing memo for a political rival that outlines the weaknesses of the president's administration.

The president names two Democrats to the Federal Election Commission despite threats from political opponents to introduce embarrassing legislation.

Chuck and Sarah must go to Vail on one last mission, where they get some help from Bo Derek; Jeff and Lester continue their mission.

The murder of a notorious thief sends Jane and Maura into the world of art heists and forgery; Jane must deal with an FBI agent who is interested in her case; Angela has a new man in her life.

The murder of a crime tech shocks the team; Maura is suspended from her position; Jane is determined to catch the killer and clear the department, so Maura can be reinstated.

A White House insider writes a scathing memo for a political rival that outlines the weaknesses of the president's administration.

The president names two Democrats to the Federal Election Commission despite threats from political opponents to introduce embarrassing legislation.

Chuck and Sarah must go to Vail on one last mission, where they get some help from Bo Derek; Jeff and Lester continue their mission.

A currency dog sniffs out thousands in undeclared cash; an aspiring actor can't keep track of the plot; officers arrest a wanted burglar.

An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched.

Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug.

A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancee, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveller.

Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat.

Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations.

Alex tracks down the father of a patient who needs a liver transplant; the new CEO of Hope Zion is at odds with Dawn; Zach faces trials in the E.R.

Alex's alarm at home goes off; Alex and Maggie ask Charlie for his opinion on a patient's treatment; Zach is persuaded by a patient while transitioning the ER to an urgent care facility.

Nathan and Dwight race to rescue Audrey from Croatoan; Vince contemplates an unusual sacrifice.

Gerry wants to buy a new car and finds a second job to make some extra cash for it; Robert cuts from Leung's library; Trudy finds out that Bobbi can't flirt.

Gerry brings his personal views into the classroom; a birthday gift for Callaghan; Simon has a crush on a teacher.

Frankie and Sue are cast in a community theater production of "The Wizard of Oz"; Brick invites his quirky uncle (Norm Macdonald) to attend Special Friends Day at school.

The Hecks spend Thanksgiving at Frankie's parents' house, but things fall apart when her sister's family joins in; Mike tries to advise Axl on how to pick up girls; Brick is accused of damaging an expensive toy.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Mike decides to go to a male fertility clinic and get tested; Vince gets a job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.

Molly goes on a shopping spree at the mall after a disagreement causes Mike to storm off.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

The new store manager (Craig Ferguson) wants to cut employee perks and expects Drew (Drew Carey) to do the trimming. With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.

Sarah and Chuck face Nicholas Quinn on a Japanese bullet train; Casey faces a difficult decision.

A murder witness suffers from a condition that is commonly known as facial recognition blindness; the Rizzoli family prepares for a visit from a scheming cousin.

Jane and Maura must overcome obstacles to find the killer of a 16-year-old girl; Jane has couch issues; Frankie sees UFOs.

The president nervously awaits the results of a poll to determine his favorability rating; guest Marlee Matlin.

The president prepares for a town-hall meeting with college students, while the military searches for a downed pilot in the Iraqi desert.

Sarah and Chuck face Nicholas Quinn on a Japanese bullet train; Casey faces a difficult decision.

A murder witness suffers from a condition that is commonly known as facial recognition blindness; the Rizzoli family prepares for a visit from a scheming cousin.

Jane and Maura must overcome obstacles to find the killer of a 16-year-old girl; Jane has couch issues; Frankie sees UFOs.

The president nervously awaits the results of a poll to determine his favorability rating; guest Marlee Matlin.

The president prepares for a town-hall meeting with college students, while the military searches for a downed pilot in the Iraqi desert.

Sarah and Chuck face Nicholas Quinn on a Japanese bullet train; Casey faces a difficult decision.

A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth.

The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with.

A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs.

A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside of a container.

A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise.

A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker.

Alex and Maggie deal with a tough lawyer after surgical complications with their cancer study patient; with the E.R. now an urgent care facility, Zach and his team aren't equipped to handle an accident victim.

Charlie and Manny treat a couple; Maggie evaluates the interns; Billy asks Maggie to be his mentor; Dawn tries to get her Chief of Surgery position back.

As hope fades, everyone struggles to rebuild the Barn; Dwight is tempted by a gift; Nathan considers a devastating sacrifice.

Gerry comes up with a scheme to catch a basketball game on a school trip to Boston; his plan might fall apart due to Robert coming along as a chaperone.

Gerry develops a crush on an annoying student; Simon gets driving lessons; Trudy and Robert become incomprehensible.

Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party; Mike struggles to keep Frankie's Christmas gift a secret; Sue asks the Rev. Tim Tom to explain the meaning of Christmas to Brick; Axl is put off by Bob's efforts to seem cool.

Frankie decides that each family member will have a New Year's resolution assigned anonymously, with an incentive to help keep everyone on track; chaos ensues as all try to fulfill their promises.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Samuel and Carl try to meet women by hosting a St. Patrick's Day party; Molly shares juicy details of past St. Patrick's Day excursions.

Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.

Kate's (Christa Miller) soul is endangered by "The Devil" (guest star Grant Shaud); Drew (Drew Carey) masquerades as Mimi (Kathy Kinney) for Halloween.

Sarah returns from a mission with a big secret; Ellie and Awesome get a life-altering opportunity.

An investigation into the death of a jeweler leads to a member of the Isles family; Maura has been keeping a secret.

Jane and Maura discover a murdered college student had 32 girlfriends; Korsak introduces everyone to the new woman in his life.

An assassination attempt on President Bartlet leaves some of his team fighting for their lives; a crisis in Iraq requires immediate action.

An assassination attempt on President Bartlet leaves some of his team fighting for their lives; a crisis in Iraq requires immediate action.

Sarah returns from a mission with a big secret; Ellie and Awesome get a life-altering opportunity.

An investigation into the death of a jeweler leads to a member of the Isles family; Maura has been keeping a secret.

Jane and Maura discover a murdered college student had 32 girlfriends; Korsak introduces everyone to the new woman in his life.

An assassination attempt on President Bartlet leaves some of his team fighting for their lives; a crisis in Iraq requires immediate action.

An assassination attempt on President Bartlet leaves some of his team fighting for their lives; a crisis in Iraq requires immediate action.

Sarah returns from a mission with a big secret; Ellie and Awesome get a life-altering opportunity.

An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story.

A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington.

In the Detroit airport, a family traveling from the UK, may need to corroborate their story. Also, a tip from authorities puts officers at the Chicago International Mail facility on high alert.

Border officers stop a young British visitor meeting an American cyber pal at Detroit Metro Airport, and a Chinese traveler is caught using his mobile phone in a secondary inspection in Chicago.

A strong odor leads to a secondary inspection for two Americans in Port Huron; an officer finds gold at Chicago's O'Hare Airport.

Authorities find a traveler's pot pipe in Blaine; in Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him.

Gerry is asked to coach the wrestling tournament and promises to bring home trophies; Simon discovers his Jewish roots; Frank breaks up with Lisa.

Gerry sells One Direction merchandise then finds out the band is in town; the teachers look for excuses to avoid room 207A; Frank's expenditures are questioned.

Gerry is promoted to full-time teacher and quickly realizes he has full-time responsibilities.

Gerry vows to get retribution against former Olympic champion Donovan Bailey.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

With Beverly's encouragement, Mr. Glascott moves in next door to the Goldbergs and slowly goes from friendly neighbor to cluelessly intrusive; Barry lands in urgent care with a case of poison ivy in a compromising area.

Adam finds himself disenchanted with Halloween; Barry decides to bring his former alter ego, rapper "Big Tasty," back to life; Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

With Beverly's encouragement, Mr. Glascott moves in next door to the Goldbergs and slowly goes from friendly neighbor to cluelessly intrusive; Barry lands in urgent care with a case of poison ivy in a compromising area.

Adam finds himself disenchanted with Halloween; Barry decides to bring his former alter ego, rapper "Big Tasty," back to life; Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

When Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer test at a checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her for driving under the influence.

Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

When Joyce refuses to take a breathalyzer test at a checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her for driving under the influence.

Mike and Molly are excited to have the house to themselves for the weekend.

With Beverly's encouragement, Mr. Glascott moves in next door to the Goldbergs and slowly goes from friendly neighbor to cluelessly intrusive; Barry lands in urgent care with a case of poison ivy in a compromising area.

Adam finds himself disenchanted with Halloween; Barry decides to bring his former alter ego, rapper "Big Tasty," back to life; Barry and Joanne meet Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

A Canadian must deliver the truth before visiting his wife and child; an officer finds a skull at the JFK mail facility.

A Ukrainian traveler may split after divorcing her husband; a suspicious package is sent to the lab for narcotics testing.

A Canadian is interviewed after officers find pictures of pot plants on his phone; a canine team detects marijuana on a couple.

A conductor arrives to lead a symphony orchestra; a drug dealer tries to enter the United States.

CBP worries a man from Nicaragua may not leave the U.S.; a traveler's plan to start an e-vape business may go up in smoke.

A traveler must make a difficult decision; a bus passenger is busted with bud in her bag.

When Gerry and Simon get student teachers, Gerry's hands-off approach fails; Bobbi starts taking supplements; Emma's characters bear a resemblance to some of the staff.

Gerry decides to form a teachers union at Xavier; Malik bails on his janitorial duties; Lisa has a crush on Trudy's brother.

Gerry is forced into covering Saturday detention; Robert and Lisa have a heart to heart.

Gerry is assigned to help Ricki prepare for a fencing tournament; Bobbi invites Dwyer over for dinner in an attempt to seduce him.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete senior night; Erica finds herself lacking any interested friends to appoint pre-wedding fun captain and ends up asking Geoff's sister.

When Beverly learns that Linda Schwartz will host Thanksgiving, she becomes concerned that her role as family hostess - and more importantly as Erica's mom - is threatened; Pop-Pop surprises the family by showing up with a new lady friend.

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit - on foot.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete senior night; Erica finds herself lacking any interested friends to appoint pre-wedding fun captain and ends up asking Geoff's sister.

When Beverly learns that Linda Schwartz will host Thanksgiving, she becomes concerned that her role as family hostess - and more importantly as Erica's mom - is threatened; Pop-Pop surprises the family by showing up with a new lady friend.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

When Peggy - somewhat mysteriously - announces her sudden retirement, Molly decides to plan a party for her.

Molly is very excited when her book finally becomes available for purchase but starts to obsessively worry that no one will buy it.

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit - on foot.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

When Peggy - somewhat mysteriously - announces her sudden retirement, Molly decides to plan a party for her.

Molly is very excited when her book finally becomes available for purchase but starts to obsessively worry that no one will buy it.

Beverly encourages Principal Ball to establish a non-athlete senior night; Erica finds herself lacking any interested friends to appoint pre-wedding fun captain and ends up asking Geoff's sister.

When Beverly learns that Linda Schwartz will host Thanksgiving, she becomes concerned that her role as family hostess - and more importantly as Erica's mom - is threatened; Pop-Pop surprises the family by showing up with a new lady friend.

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit - on foot.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

A driver under the influence risks ending the family vacation; a trip behind the wheel of a borrowed truck raises suspicions.

An untruthful traveler is missing two bags; a favor may land an American in hot water; mail center officers uncover a narcotic scheme; a traveler's visa is revealing; a student learns a lesson; a producer's luggage could be showstopper.

A pleasant American jumps the gun when he decides to go on a quick day-trip; a cheerful traveller's trip is in the bag; a baggage search turns cheesy; a traveller's odd luggage needs to go through the proper channels.

Two longboarders can't skate over their border exam; A traveler's phony story is exposed; a sailor's got more than pennies in his pockets; a rocker's lifestyle drums up some crucial questions.

Honesty is the best policy, even for ex-cons; A student gets the dish on declaring items properly.

Airport officers let the khat out of the bag; A repeat offender must prove he's learned his lesson.

The doctors rally together to try to save an unknown man who was struck by a subway train; Charlie realizes who the John Doe is.

Alex tries to distract herself from her grief; Charlie and Shahir try to track down Alex's brother.

Nathan struggles to return to Haven; Dwight reconsiders his future; Audrey realizes how she can save the town from Croatoan.

Gerry steps in when Bobbi and Craig break up; Robert disciplines students; Jimmy asks advice on growing wheatgrass.

Gerry's date with Jean McGrory goes well until a gorgeous sex worker bursts in demanding her due; Leung bangs his head against a door and the students post the video online; Trudy regrets her decision.

After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her.

Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Mike's birthday wish is for Molly and Peggy to get along, but the two clash as they try to plan his party; Samuel and Carl go after the same woman.

When Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents, they try roller skating.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Chuck gets his family and friends to help stop Nicholas Quinn from destroying what he has built.

A champion Rottweiler is the prime suspect when a dog trainer is found dead at home; Maura has a peculiar interaction with Kent.

When a body turns up in Boston with links to another murder in Los Angeles, Jane and Maura hop on a plane; Angela and Korsak plan a double date with Kiki and Ron.

The White House staff focuses on midterm congressional elections while coping with the aftermath of attempted assassination.

President Bartlet offers a Republican adviser an assistant position after she one-ups Sam during a televised debate program.

Chuck gets his family and friends to help stop Nicholas Quinn from destroying what he has built.

A champion Rottweiler is the prime suspect when a dog trainer is found dead at home; Maura has a peculiar interaction with Kent.

When a body turns up in Boston with links to another murder in Los Angeles, Jane and Maura hop on a plane; Angela and Korsak plan a double date with Kiki and Ron.

The White House staff focuses on midterm congressional elections while coping with the aftermath of attempted assassination.

President Bartlet offers a Republican adviser an assistant position after she one-ups Sam during a televised debate program.

Chuck gets his family and friends to help stop Nicholas Quinn from destroying what he has built.

A traveler has suitcases full of surprises; A Canadian couple returns home with a man-eating beast; two Americans tow their friend's boat to Alaska.

The dogs are brought in to assist officers; A traveler goes gaga at Vancouver International Airport.

Officers question a nervous traveler; a trampoline installer hopes to avoid the bounce around; undeclared dogs from Hungary.

A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA.

Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents.

Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale.

While Charlie tries to save a young man's life, he is haunted by a mischievous spirit.

Alex and Maggie work together to deliver a baby; Charlie treats a magician.

Audrey finds her assignment has been killed in unexplainable fashion in Haven, Maine.

Sean and Miranda's relationship is on the rocks, and Gerry feels he has to meddle; Robert wants to punish a student; Simon agrees to donate blood.

When Gerry runs into a distraught Daniel Negreanu, he organizes a staff poker night to help him; things seem to be going well until Wayne Leung ends up winning.

Mike angers Frankie on Valentine's Day by refusing to present her with a romantic gesture; Axl struggles with a school assignment; Brick must write a report on love; Sue's boyfriend suddenly turns into a bad kisser.

Frankie vows to get tickets to a Justin Bieber concert for Sue; Mike coaches Brick for the school's annual spelling bee; Axl and his friends try to break a speed limit - on foot.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago after getting heartbreaking news.

Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize that another teacher is hitting on her; Vince talks Mike into an unusual money-making scheme.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade - as long as she is the star attraction.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

When an old watch is found in a dead woman's stomach, figuring out its significance becomes the key to protecting Jane and the people she loves.

When Maura is abducted, Jane and the team are determined to bring her home; Maura discovers a conspiracy.

The new associate White House counsel has a rough first day when her fellow staffers give her the cold shoulder; Sam tries to convince Josh to sue the men who shot him.

President Bartlet considers recalling the Senate from a winter holiday in hopes of ratifying a nuclear test-ban treaty.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

When an old watch is found in a dead woman's stomach, figuring out its significance becomes the key to protecting Jane and the people she loves.

When Maura is abducted, Jane and the team are determined to bring her home; Maura discovers a conspiracy.

The new associate White House counsel has a rough first day when her fellow staffers give her the cold shoulder; Sam tries to convince Josh to sue the men who shot him.

President Bartlet considers recalling the Senate from a winter holiday in hopes of ratifying a nuclear test-ban treaty.

Chuck inadvertently downloads sensitive government data directly into his brain, forcing Maj. John Casey to protect the computer geek who has become a secret agent.

A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario.

Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair.

Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn.

Officers make a stunning discovery; a tourist's papers hint at her true plans for coming to Canada.

A senior has some unfriendly gear in his RV; a Canadian returning from Panama tells all.

An American is busted trying to catch a different kind of trip; officers help a tipsy traveler.

Alex tries to help patient who hurt himself breaking into a house; a friend of Dr. Dev Sekara has been beaten by the police; a heart patient wishes to open an animal sanctuary.

Alex is challenged about the value of holistic medicine; Charlie's abilities are questioned; two filmmakers go to Hope Zion Hospital.

Audrey and Nathan investigate the local psychiatric hospital - where something has happened to make the patients placid, but sent a doctor insane. The phenomenon then spills across the whole of Haven, creating chaos.

School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet.

Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife.

Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.

Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

When Peggy breaks up with Patrick, Mike tries to reunite them; as a tornado reaches Chicago, Molly and Mike reveal important news to each other.

After Molly realizes she's nothing more than a cog in a broken-down education system; she has a mini meltdown and ends up climbing out the window of her classroom.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

Lisa is upset after Drew inadvertently sours her fiance's view of marriage; Lewis and Oswald play elves.

As Chuck continues to come to grips with his new spying life, tension builds between his recently appointed partners, and he must decide which of them to trust.