Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Boycie claims it's just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire?

Using unseen footage of Victoria Wood, we follow the tale of how the much-missed comic made her first sitcom.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Rodney's business partnership with his elder brother is not going quite as he hoped. Meanwhile, Del has a problem with some briefcases he has acquired.

After Del manages to sell a rust-bucket of a car, he decides that he and Rodders have earned a night on the town.

An opportunity arises for Del to make his fortune, but a missing statue and gang warfare create problems.

Love comes into Del's life when an old flame returns to London, but Rodney and Grandad are determined to extinguish the torch that Del is carrying.

Del ropes in a reluctant Rodney and Grandad as he tries to turn Trotter Watch Security and Trotter's Ethnic Tours into big business.

More ducking and diving as Del and Rodney discover that three tons of lead is not all it appears to be. In fact, it could even be used in case of war.

Lister and Rimmer finally arrive back on Earth - only to discover time is behaving rather strangely.

The crew of Red Dwarf are forced to abandon ship, and Lister and Rimmer find themselves stranded on an arctic moon with only a pot noodle and a tin of dog food between them.

A genetic mutant is set loose aboard Red Dwarf and submits the crew to a gruesome 24-hour nightmare.

After the circuitry on Red Dwarf goes haywire and the self-destruct sequence is triggered, only Lister can save the day.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie, but matters soon go horribly awry. Recorded live at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton.

Ted helps Clive woo indifferent Gladys.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

Alison and Mike's neighbour spots a business opportunity which sparks all out war between them. The Captain makes a discovery and the Ghosts find a surprising new friend.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Victoria Wood talks about why she decided to close the canteen for good after just two series and what she went on to do next.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

When Reverend Pottle, the 102-year-old vicar of Dibley village dies, the locals are shocked to discover that his replacement is a woman. Geraldine invites all and sundry to call her Gerry, but the breath of fresh air she brings looks like turning into a foul wind as the chairman of the parish wants her removed.

The `Songs of Praise' team come to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately for her, the director of the team is rather dishy, while Alice continues to be devastatingly below par on the IQ front.

Vicar Geraldine hopes to better the previous year's takings for the Autumn Fayre by finding a huge star to open it, but instead she lands herself in a pickle.

After an unfortunate accident involving a big tree, St Barnabus' Church finds itself in need of a new stained glass window. Unfortunately, no one can remember the theme of the old pane.

The local elections are looming and David is confident of victory. His new plans include twinning Dibley with every country in Europe - except Belgium.

Geraldine decides the Sunday service needs a radical overhaul and proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark, but parish council chairman David is far from impressed.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

A genetic mutant is set loose aboard Red Dwarf and submits the crew to a gruesome 24-hour nightmare.

After the circuitry on Red Dwarf goes haywire and the self-destruct sequence is triggered, only Lister can save the day.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

When they find out that Queen Elizabeth is attending a parade in Hammersmith, Richie and Eddie try to invite Her Royal Highness to join them for supper. Of course not all goes according to plan.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

Alison and Mike's neighbour spots a business opportunity which sparks all out war between them. The Captain makes a discovery and the Ghosts find a surprising new friend.

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

Fletcher lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

There's trouble in the Peacock home and the staff of Grace Bros rally round when they discover Captain Peacock's shameful secret.

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be hard on the old feet.

Clegg and Seymour attempt the impossible and try to get the hospitalised Clem Hemingway to crack a smile.

Fletcher lands in hot water when some stolen pills accidentally find their way into his cup of tea.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

There's trouble in the Peacock home and the staff of Grace Bros rally round when they discover Captain Peacock's shameful secret.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

The chief warden puts Mainwaring in court after a light is left burning in the church hall.

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be hard on the old feet.

Clegg and Seymour attempt the impossible and try to get the hospitalised Clem Hemingway to crack a smile.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

This time the crew discover a mutated developing fluid that allows them to travel to any place or time of which they have a photo.

Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

Kevin the Teenager falls ill; rich couple Stanley and Pammy are horrified when Pammy's sister has a big win on the Lottery; and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick.

Lee finds himself increasingly stressed out having volunteered to teach Kate to drive. Following Kate's advice, he decides to try yoga - but his technique leaves a lot to be desired. A trip to a local acupuncturist is no more successful, so he resorts to more extreme measures. Meanwhile, a drive in the countryside has a dramatic and disastrous conclusion.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Kevin the Teenager falls ill; rich couple Stanley and Pammy are horrified when Pammy's sister has a big win on the Lottery; and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the B&B. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.

Ted is replaced; play rehearsals backfire.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Winterdown Farm, the Boyce's new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

The staff at Grace Bros are working late, but they are not alone in the building. There's a thief about. Well, two actually.

Seymour sets out to prove that skiing need not be a sport only for the rich.

Compo has an encounter with a ferret.

Fletcher is incensed when a third cell mate arrives, and to add insult to injury, he turns out to be one of his old enemies. Why is everyone being so polite to this new prisoner?

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

The staff at Grace Bros are working late, but they are not alone in the building. There's a thief about. Well, two actually.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

The platoon is chosen for special duties during the testing of a secret weapon - a huge rolling catherine wheel packed with explosives. However, Walker and Pike decide to listen to the wireless on the sly.

Seymour sets out to prove that skiing need not be a sport only for the rich.

Compo has an encounter with a ferret.

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a fellow 4000-series mechanoid from a crashed vessel. Camille is everything a female mechanoid should be: she's hard, unfeeling and even has realistic toes and a slide-back sunroof head. However, Kryten soon discovers that the course of true, advanced mutual compatibility never runs in a non-glitch bug-free way.

Lister's curry assumes near-human form when it finds its way into a machine that can re-write the DNA of any living thing.

When Tim and Lee try to organise a party for Lucy's 30th birthday, their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely. Tim likes a few games of charades, while Lee likes a do where there are no competitors for Lucy's attention. So when she arrives at the party arm-in-arm with another man, Lee makes it his mission to somehow get rid of him without causing a scene.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

We meet the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and that typical teenager, Kevin.

When Tim and Lee try to organise a party for Lucy's 30th birthday, their ideas of what makes a good party differ widely. Tim likes a few games of charades, while Lee likes a do where there are no competitors for Lucy's attention. So when she arrives at the party arm-in-arm with another man, Lee makes it his mission to somehow get rid of him without causing a scene.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

We meet the Camp Jockeys, the Scousers and that typical teenager, Kevin.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

Ted is replaced; play rehearsals backfire.

Gladys agrees to marry Clive, but his family objects.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

The staff at Grace Bros find a novel use for a new closed-circuit security system which could not be less secure.

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift when returning from their caravanning weekend, it soon becomes apparent that Mrs T is troubled by something.

Clegg feels uncomfortable when Nora and Edie begin to take an unnatural interest in him. Are they in need of a good man?

Fletcher decides that Harris must be put on trial for stealing from another prisoner, and one of Fletcher's little earners, writing letters for illiterate inmates, looks like it's coming to an end.

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

Paul is expecting delivery of a load of manure. He won't be at home, so he asks Martin to supervise the delivery. The manure ends up in Martin's driveway by mistake.

The staff at Grace Bros find a novel use for a new closed-circuit security system which could not be less secure.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

Private Frazer receives an ill-advised promotion to Lance Corporal.

When the Teesdales stop to give the trio a lift when returning from their caravanning weekend, it soon becomes apparent that Mrs T is troubled by something.

Clegg feels uncomfortable when Nora and Edie begin to take an unnatural interest in him. Are they in need of a good man?

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

The crew of the Red Dwarf find themselves on Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a `justice field' which inflicts the consequences of a crime on its perpetrator. The innocent have nothing to fear, but Rimmer is in big trouble.

Will Rimmer sacrifice his own life to save the others from a white hole?

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager.

Lucy is worried about the age gap between her and Guy, a concern that increases when Guy turns up to meet her with his grandson in tow. Meanwhile, a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby, and they prove to be less than perfect babysitters.

When Richie buys an inflatable doll, he tries to conceal it from Eddie, but matters soon go horribly awry. Recorded live at the Mayflower Theatre in Southampton.

Featuring appearances from the obnoxious Tory Boy, Wayne and Waynetta - who try their luck on the lottery - the Toddlers, and Kevin the Teenager.

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

It's tribute night at the Horseshoe Inn. Elgin's sister gets a special offer on cows, Tyler takes the entrance exam for his new school, and why does Boycie have a job for Lllewellyn?

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy.

Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas.

Seymour and Cleg are spotted pushing a bale of hay up a hill by a coach load of Japanese tourists. Is this an old Yorkshire ritual they wonder?

Nora sets tongues wagging when she goes out without her wrinkled stockings. Does Compo have a rival?

Fletch meets a man who has been in prison for 17 years for a crime he always claimed he didn't commit. To everybody's surprise, when he is offered parole he turns it down, seeing it as an admission of guilt.

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

Martin has to attend a conference with colleague Rex. After having too much to drink, Martin goes to bed in his hotel room. Practical joker Rex arranges for a prostitute to be in Martin's room when he wakes up.

Mr Grace decides that the store should still be making money outside shopping hours - and the staff are expected to come up with ideas.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

Seymour and Cleg are spotted pushing a bale of hay up a hill by a coach load of Japanese tourists. Is this an old Yorkshire ritual they wonder?

Nora sets tongues wagging when she goes out without her wrinkled stockings. Does Compo have a rival?

Hyacinth still wants to join Emmet's production of `The Boyfriend', but fortunately for him, other things have to take priority.

As the first contingent of American soldiers arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, Captain's troops prepare to welcome them. A darts match seems a good idea.

In a universe like our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. He is a charming, popular and brave test-pilot in the Space Corps. However, after his test craft breaks the speed of reality, he finds himself face to face with his less than exceptional counterpart.

Lister decides to read Rimmer's diary and discovers a leak from the `Stasis' (suspended-animation chamber) that creates a doorway to the past. Passing through the leak, the crew are able to go back in time to a point before the rest of the crew were wiped out and might just be able to bring someone back with them.

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.

Rimmer attempts to earn a commission to join the crew of the advanced holoship Enlightenment, the vessel of his dreams which contains the cream of the Space Corps.

The crew are in trouble when they face a challenge from the Inquisitor, a thing that roams through time dealing with life's wastrels. Naturally, Lister and the rest of the crew are next on his list.

Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.

Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. Maria is grateful when Agnes offers to look after the robot baby she has brought home from her pre-natal class, but it turns out that Mrs Brown's babysitting techniques are not exactly orthodox.

Lee promises to stop treating Lucy's flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.

Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.

Baby fever hits the Brown household as a pregnant Maria prepares for motherhood, and Agnes is keen to give her new daughter-in-law her unique brand of advice about raising children. Maria is grateful when Agnes offers to look after the robot baby she has brought home from her pre-natal class, but it turns out that Mrs Brown's babysitting techniques are not exactly orthodox.

Moneylenders move in on Martin's family, leaving him with no choice but to fight back. Meanwhile, Diane and Kath pursue Martin in the hope that they can work out what he's up to.

Kath visits Martin in his office and gets way more than she bargained for, and Diane's trip to the bank leaves her red-faced and running for the door.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy.

Martin's neighbour Lawrence Tredwell is selling his house. Martin is horrified when he discovers that Paul has bought the house and plans to let it. The new tenants, however, turn out to be Martin's kind of people.

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament, Boycie and Marlene have a heart-to-heart with Tyler, and Boycie visits Rhian to discuss his concerns, but becomes somewhat intoxicated.

The staff are offered accommodation on the premises to save time and money on travelling, but they soon discover that flat-sharing is no bed of roses.

Gough has been the ideal husband to Jessie for 50 years, and they are still holding hands. Compo, Clegg and Seymour decide it is their duty to give Gough a break - if only he would stop holding Jessie's hand.

A child's kite inspires Seymour to demonstrate how easy it is to make one.

When Lennie starts working hard to get another O-level before leaving prison, Fletcher cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. Why doesn't he just cheat?

When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.

Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament, Boycie and Marlene have a heart-to-heart with Tyler, and Boycie visits Rhian to discuss his concerns, but becomes somewhat intoxicated.

As the first contingent of American soldiers arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, Captain's troops prepare to welcome them. A darts match seems a good idea.

Martin's neighbour Lawrence Tredwell is selling his house. Martin is horrified when he discovers that Paul has bought the house and plans to let it. The new tenants, however, turn out to be Martin's kind of people.

The staff are offered accommodation on the premises to save time and money on travelling, but they soon discover that flat-sharing is no bed of roses.

Rimmer attempts to earn a commission to join the crew of the advanced holoship Enlightenment, the vessel of his dreams which contains the cream of the Space Corps.

The crew are in trouble when they face a challenge from the Inquisitor, a thing that roams through time dealing with life's wastrels. Naturally, Lister and the rest of the crew are next on his list.

As the first contingent of American soldiers arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, Captain's troops prepare to welcome them. A darts match seems a good idea.

Gough has been the ideal husband to Jessie for 50 years, and they are still holding hands. Compo, Clegg and Seymour decide it is their duty to give Gough a break - if only he would stop holding Jessie's hand.

A child's kite inspires Seymour to demonstrate how easy it is to make one.

As the first contingent of American soldiers arrives in Walmington-on-Sea, Captain's troops prepare to welcome them. A darts match seems a good idea.

When Hyacinth decides that a new car is in order, she aims rather higher than most people - much to Richard's horror.

Rimmer attempts to earn a commission to join the crew of the advanced holoship Enlightenment, the vessel of his dreams which contains the cream of the Space Corps.

The crew are in trouble when they face a challenge from the Inquisitor, a thing that roams through time dealing with life's wastrels. Naturally, Lister and the rest of the crew are next on his list.

Over-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.

Rimmer is taken prisoner in his own mind and is tantalised by two figures in very little clothing.

Rimmer forces a potentially contaminated crew to spend 12 weeks in quarantine - but who is watching the watcher?

Featuring the unexpurgated version of `The Lovers' Guide', presented by Mr Cholmondeley-Warner.

Over-excited by the appearance of a lesbian couple in their building, Lee and Tim ask them over for dinner, little realising that their adolescent attempt to get their jollies will backfire when Lucy discovers a side to herself that she never knew existed.

When they find out that Queen Elizabeth is attending a parade in Hammersmith, Richie and Eddie try to invite Her Royal Highness to join them for supper. Of course not all goes according to plan.

Featuring the unexpurgated version of `The Lovers' Guide', presented by Mr Cholmondeley-Warner.

Diane puts her trust in Kath and sends her on a covert mission while she reluctantly goes to dinner at Sandy Cooper's house with Martin.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Traditional country remedies are tried for Rocky's predicament, Boycie and Marlene have a heart-to-heart with Tyler, and Boycie visits Rhian to discuss his concerns, but becomes somewhat intoxicated.

Poor old Rodders, he finally finds romance, but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend.

Grandad gets a haunted feeling when Del comes up with a crafty money-making scheme.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant, but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo' Trotter?

Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip to Spain.

Del introduces the Dresden collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier cleaning service.

Poor old Rodders, he finally finds romance, but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend.

Grandad gets a haunted feeling when Del comes up with a crafty money-making scheme.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant, but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo' Trotter?

Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip to Spain.

Del introduces the Dresden collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier cleaning service.

Poor old Rodders, he finally finds romance, but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend.

Grandad gets a haunted feeling when Del comes up with a crafty money-making scheme.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant, but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo' Trotter?

Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip to Spain.

Rimmer is taken prisoner in his own mind and is tantalised by two figures in very little clothing.

Rimmer forces a potentially contaminated crew to spend 12 weeks in quarantine - but who is watching the watcher?

There's more trouble in store for the comical crew when they each encounter their dark sides - four demonic doppelgängers eager to destroy their angelic counterparts.

The crew of `Red Dwarf' stumble across a deserted space ship but call off a salvage operation when a gargantuan sea monster appears from the murky ocean.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

Richie and Eddie are marooned on a desert island with a sorry lack of booze and pornography, and only a nuclear bomb for company. The chaps endeavour to disable the bomb, but of course their plan backfires.

Tim Nice-but-Dim transforms himself into a rock star, Kevin the Teenager and Perry try to befriend the opposite sex at a party, and Lance is depressed because his imaginary girlfriend has dumped him.

Diane puts her trust in Kath and sends her on a covert mission while she reluctantly goes to dinner at Sandy Cooper's house with Martin.

It's the big day for Kath and Diane as they attempt to finally exact their revenge on Martin. But whilst Diane has never felt more alive, Kath may be having second thoughts.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Maplin cancels staff parties and Gladys has a peculiar dream.

Alan Hook is troubled by his father and son; Alan's son turns 18.

Beryl agrees to let Vincent have a party, forcing Alan to spend the evening with his father.

Alan bemoans the lack of discipline in society; Brian has a secret.

Embarrassed by Alan's choice of clothing, the pair head for the Mister Nigel clothing shop.

Alan disapproves of Brian's drinking; Alan gets into trouble with the police.

To his absolute horror, Alan discovers that Beryl has given Brian the task of arranging a holiday for them all.

Alan's nerves are tested when he forced to spend time with his father because of his health.

Vincent and Alan help Brian out as a result of the flu epidemic.

Much to Alan's shock and dismay, both Brian and Vincent get girlfriends, and everyone seems to be enjoying a healthy sex life except for him - much to Beryl's annoyance.

Brian gets a job as a security guard in a strange village; Alan discovers a rampaging gang.

Alan is doing well until Brian makes a surprising revelation.

When the day of Brian's heart bypass arrives, Alan finds himself getting surprisingly emotional as he and Vincent reflect on how life would be if the worst were to happen.

The elderly platoon goes on an exercise and Captain Mainwaring is persuaded to have one too many in the officer's mess.

Captain Mainwaring's platoon provides a guard of honour for a royal train passing through Walmington.

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are instructed to guard a captive U-boat crew. Are they up to the job?

Is it time for Wilson to step out of Captain Mainwaring's shadow? He is to be appointed manager of the Eastgate branch of the bank and made a lieutenant in the Eastgate Home Guard to fill the vacancy left by the outgoing manager.

When an enemy pilot bails out of his plane, his parachute becomes entangled in a church steeple.

Captain Mainwaring encourages the women of Walmington-on-Sea to join the platoon - but he doesn't count on becoming smitten with one of them - causing tongues to wag.

Captain Mainwaring and his platoon are instructed to guard a captive U-boat crew. Are they up to the job?

There's more trouble in store for the comical crew when they each encounter their dark sides - four demonic doppelgängers eager to destroy their angelic counterparts.

The crew of `Red Dwarf' stumble across a deserted space ship but call off a salvage operation when a gargantuan sea monster appears from the murky ocean.

Captain Mainwaring encourages the women of Walmington-on-Sea to join the platoon - but he doesn't count on becoming smitten with one of them - causing tongues to wag.

In pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and the crew are attacked by Psirens - seductive creatures who lure space-farers to their death through telepathic manipulation and scanty clothing.

With the crew's supplies of water running so low that it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager, the gang fall foul of a malfunctioning guidance beam which drags them to a deserted space station. There they encounter Legion, a genius with phenomenal powers.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

The hapless duo find themselves stranded on a Pacific island where much toilet humour abounds.

More comedy classics from Harry Enfield and his chums Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke, including appearances by Il Postino Pat, the Self-Righteous Brothers and Kevin the Teenager.

It's the big day for Kath and Diane as they attempt to finally exact their revenge on Martin. But whilst Diane has never felt more alive, Kath may be having second thoughts.

You get to meet all sorts when you go online dating, as Vicky's about to find out. Will she finally meet her perfect match? Or will she be talking to the Lonely Hearts Killer?

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Martin becomes a hero after saving a child from drowning. Soon, everyone quickly becomes fed up of hearing him recount his exploits.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

Mr Spooner discovers a hidden talent and the chance for a new career.

Compo gets an invitation to Nora Batty's bedroom, a moving experience for him, and one that Seymour will not easily forget.

With Seymour out the way, Compo and Clegg soon get bored but not for long.

Fletch has to help Lennie out after he gets involved in a fight one week before his parole board hearing.

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess and advertises in the local paper.

Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.

Is it time for Wilson to step out of Captain Mainwaring's shadow? He is to be appointed manager of the Eastgate branch of the bank and made a lieutenant in the Eastgate Home Guard to fill the vacancy left by the outgoing manager.

Martin becomes a hero after saving a child from drowning. Soon, everyone quickly becomes fed up of hearing him recount his exploits.

Mr Spooner discovers a hidden talent and the chance for a new career.

In pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and the crew are attacked by Psirens - seductive creatures who lure space-farers to their death through telepathic manipulation and scanty clothing.

With the crew's supplies of water running so low that it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager, the gang fall foul of a malfunctioning guidance beam which drags them to a deserted space station. There they encounter Legion, a genius with phenomenal powers.

When an enemy pilot bails out of his plane, his parachute becomes entangled in a church steeple.

Compo gets an invitation to Nora Batty's bedroom, a moving experience for him, and one that Seymour will not easily forget.

With Seymour out the way, Compo and Clegg soon get bored but not for long.

Hyacinth decides to share her undoubted experience of being a perfect hostess and advertises in the local paper.

When he's informed that he can make a member of the platoon a corporal, Mainwaring instigates a competition between Frazer and Jones to see who most deserves the promotion.

In pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and the crew are attacked by Psirens - seductive creatures who lure space-farers to their death through telepathic manipulation and scanty clothing.

With the crew's supplies of water running so low that it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager, the gang fall foul of a malfunctioning guidance beam which drags them to a deserted space station. There they encounter Legion, a genius with phenomenal powers.

Lee spends a long weekend on his dad's new boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.

Rimmer and the gang are forced to enter Kryten's electronic mindscape when he contracts a deadly computer virus. They find themselves in a Wild West town where their computer-generated pal has assumed the role of a drunken lawman - facing a gunfight against metaphorical gunslingers.

The Dwarfers need replacement engine parts from the fearsome and ugly Kinatowi. Unfortunately, the Gelf tribe are interested in only one trade - one that will see Lister wedded to the chief's daughter.

Kevin the Teenager falls ill; rich couple Stanley and Pammy are horrified when Pammy's sister has a big win on the Lottery; and Tim Nice-But-Dim meets a kindred spirit in Dick Nice-But-Thick.

Lee spends a long weekend on his dad's new boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.

Gary needs a new flatmate but nobody seems suitable - until Tony comes along. Dorothy and Deborah like him, but is he really as he seems?