Toast is tired of doing crummy voiceovers and appearing every night in his terrible play. With the help of a new agent, Brooke Hooberman, he tries his hand at a new career; as an author of erotic literature.

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Shopping from home.

Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money, but ends up chasing a rare butterfly.

Del arms himself with red braces and yuppy sorts and goes forth to do battle. Unfortunately, his flirtation with the yuppie world doesn't seem to be as successful as Rodney's flirtation with the lovely Cassandra.

Del Boy, complete with yuppie trimmings, Mercedes key ring, filofax and aluminium briefcase, gets involved in a shady business deal that blows up in his face.

Del attempts to break into the big time when he sets up a consortium to buy 250 gold chains from a jewellery dealer at a knockdown price. Unfortunately, Del has not anticipated the dealer having a heart attack over lunch.

The loveable Peckham boys go overseas after Del Boy enters one of Rodney's paintings in a competition and wins a week's holiday in Mallorca for three, but when Del, Rodney and Cassandra arrive at the resort, Rodney realises there is a slight catch to Del's free holidaying plans.

Del decides to resolve a cash-flow crisis by charging people to attend seances conducted by Uncle Albert's psychic girlfriend. However, the enterprise somehow ends in hospital.

Rodney and Cassandra become officially engaged. However, Rodney thinks he has failed his computer science exam, and he has to find the cash for a deposit on a flat. Big brother Del tries to help him by selling a haul of mobile phones.

Del's application for a home improvement grant has been turned down by the local council, but at least he should be able to get tickets for the publicans' party at the Nag's Head. Meanwhile, Cassandra discovers something big.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

Raquel is worried about an important dinner party to which her parents have been invited. The problem is that the party is at the Trotter residence and she is the host.

Del's application for a home improvement grant has been turned down by the local council, but at least he should be able to get tickets for the publicans' party at the Nag's Head. Meanwhile, Cassandra discovers something big.

Mainwaring's platoon set off to grab some much needed weapons.

Lucy finds herself working on a government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he was not expecting.

On a skiing trip to Eastern Europe, Lee, Lucy and Daisy get stuck in a cable car.

The Trotters' finances hit an all-time low and wheeler-dealer Del tries to improve himself with a `new man' manual. Meanwhile, with Cassandra expecting, Rodders decides he needs another job.

Raquel is worried about an important dinner party to which her parents have been invited. The problem is that the party is at the Trotter residence and she is the host.

Lucy finds herself working on a government initiative encouraging men to regularly check themselves for lumps. Eager to please Lucy, Lee follows the campaign's advice and discovers something he was not expecting.

On a skiing trip to Eastern Europe, Lee, Lucy and Daisy get stuck in a cable car.

Jack Dee hosts a unique look back at the life and career of one of Britain's most important and influential comedy stars, Tony Hancock. Also featuring Lucy Hancock and Kevin McNally.

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Shopping from home.

Yvonne seeks help from an old partner when Barry hurts his back.

Ives is keen to be a part of Fletcher's gambling enterprise, something Mackay is determined to stop, so when Fletcher rejects Ives, things go terribly wrong for Fletcher - or do they?

Spin-off from `Only Fools and Horses', featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis, Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

The staff of Grace Brothers are tasked with promoting German goods, but their German customers have other ideas.

Mervyn is deeply in love with `Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and themselves.

Martin visits an old lady every week. When he invites her round for tea, she insists on bringing all of her friends. Martin organises an afternoon of activities, planning to finish with a bingo session.

Ives is keen to be a part of Fletcher's gambling enterprise, something Mackay is determined to stop, so when Fletcher rejects Ives, things go terribly wrong for Fletcher - or do they?

When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to enter into the spirit of things rather more than she had envisaged.

Spin-off from `Only Fools and Horses', featuring the characters of Boycie and Marlene adapting to life in rural Shropshire. When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis, Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.

Mainwaring's platoon set off to grab some much needed weapons.

Martin visits an old lady every week. When he invites her round for tea, she insists on bringing all of her friends. Martin organises an afternoon of activities, planning to finish with a bingo session.

The staff of Grace Brothers are tasked with promoting German goods, but their German customers have other ideas.

Ives is keen to be a part of Fletcher's gambling enterprise, something Mackay is determined to stop, so when Fletcher rejects Ives, things go terribly wrong for Fletcher - or do they?

Mainwaring's platoon set off to grab some much needed weapons.

Mervyn is deeply in love with `Her' at the pizza take-away, but he lacks the courage to tell her. Unfortunately for him, he makes the terrible mistake of letting Entwistle and Alvin bring them together.

Clegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and themselves.

When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to enter into the spirit of things rather more than she had envisaged.

Ives is keen to be a part of Fletcher's gambling enterprise, something Mackay is determined to stop, so when Fletcher rejects Ives, things go terribly wrong for Fletcher - or do they?

An old soldier convinces Mainwaring to give him command of the unit for weapons.

The staff of Grace Brothers are tasked with promoting German goods, but their German customers have other ideas.

When Lucy announces that she is pregnant, Lee wonders if the father might accidentally have been him, but he can't bring himself to tell Lucy how he thinks it might have happened.

Lee's former flatmate Kate has moved back to America, so Tim decides to sell the flat. Faced with homelessness, Lee announces he'll buy the flat himself and sets to work putting off any other prospective buyers, including Tim's sister Lucy. Things get worse when Lucy puts in an offer on the flat and Tim is forced to decide where his loyalties lie.

Dermot is trying to impress Deborah by offering her his body. Gary is trying to impress her by installing a burglar alarm. Which is the better offer?

Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.

When Lucy announces that she is pregnant, Lee wonders if the father might accidentally have been him, but he can't bring himself to tell Lucy how he thinks it might have happened.

Lee's former flatmate Kate has moved back to America, so Tim decides to sell the flat. Faced with homelessness, Lee announces he'll buy the flat himself and sets to work putting off any other prospective buyers, including Tim's sister Lucy. Things get worse when Lucy puts in an offer on the flat and Tim is forced to decide where his loyalties lie.

Dermot is trying to impress Deborah by offering her his body. Gary is trying to impress her by installing a burglar alarm. Which is the better offer?

Mr Cholmondeley-Warner provides some handy hints for Christmas presents.

When Hyacinth volunteers to help with a senior citizens' day trip to the coast, she has to enter into the spirit of things rather more than she had envisaged.

When a historical documentary team comes to film at Button House, Alison and the ghosts are shocked to discover that the assassination plot they are investigating involved one of their own. Meanwhile, Mike, always on the lookout for free publicity, begs Alison to accept the offer of a television interview about the old house. The only hitch is that Alison is terrified of speaking on camera. Luckily, Thomas is there to coach her in the art of speechmaking.

When a historical documentary team comes to film at Button House, Alison and the ghosts are shocked to discover that the assassination plot they are investigating involved one of their own. Meanwhile, Mike, always on the lookout for free publicity, begs Alison to accept the offer of a television interview about the old house. The only hitch is that Alison is terrified of speaking on camera. Luckily, Thomas is there to coach her in the art of speechmaking.

A mysterious visitor arrives at Button House with a revelation that leaves Alison reeling. Thomas is equally confused by his feelings for this strange visitor, while Lady Button and Julian warn of sinister motives, and Kitty is as territorial as ever over her surrogate sister Alison. Mike has an epiphany on his first day at a new job, which triggers Julian to remember his first day as a ghost.

A mysterious visitor arrives at Button House with a revelation that leaves Alison reeling. Thomas is equally confused by his feelings for this strange visitor, while Lady Button and Julian warn of sinister motives, and Kitty is as territorial as ever over her surrogate sister Alison. Mike has an epiphany on his first day at a new job, which triggers Julian to remember his first day as a ghost.

After losing £20,000 to Andrew Lloyd Webber in a celebrity poker game, Toast finds himself being hunted by musical superstar and part-time theatre-land enforcer, Michael Ball. Needing cash, a desperate Toast agrees to dub some gay art house porn.

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Shopping from home.

It's the start of the new season and Gladys can't find Geoffrey anywhere.

Fletcher and Godber try to get through the night as they try to imagine what they would be doing on the outside, and who they would be doing it with.

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are already drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

When young Mr Grace announces his plan to marry a member of staff, everyone assumes Mrs Slocombe will be the one.

A heavily chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in show business as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.

When Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do, but find him a good friend. Meanwhile the hapless Barry is also depressed when he finds that Toby the `Golf Captain' is moving in next door, and firmly cements the ill will that exists between them by smashing his bedside lamp.

Martin's cricket team is a man short just before their latest match, so Paul is talked into joining the team.

Fletcher and Godber try to get through the night as they try to imagine what they would be doing on the outside, and who they would be doing it with.

Super snob Hyacinth suddenly has a lot on her hands - attending the Mayor's fancy dress ball and getting to know an important new neighbour.

When Marlene drags Boycie and Tyler to visit her mother Dora, the battle lines are already drawn. Back at the farm, Bryan tries his hand at poetry to stop him feeling lonely whilst Mrs Cakeworthy surfs the net to help him find a solution.

An old soldier convinces Mainwaring to give him command of the unit for weapons.

Martin's cricket team is a man short just before their latest match, so Paul is talked into joining the team.

When young Mr Grace announces his plan to marry a member of staff, everyone assumes Mrs Slocombe will be the one.

Fletcher and Godber try to get through the night as they try to imagine what they would be doing on the outside, and who they would be doing it with.

An old soldier convinces Mainwaring to give him command of the unit for weapons.

A heavily chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in show business as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.

When Hobbo discovers that the newly divorced Morton is lonely and depressed, what else should a former milkman and undercover spy do, but find him a good friend. Meanwhile the hapless Barry is also depressed when he finds that Toby the `Golf Captain' is moving in next door, and firmly cements the ill will that exists between them by smashing his bedside lamp.

Super snob Hyacinth suddenly has a lot on her hands - attending the Mayor's fancy dress ball and getting to know an important new neighbour.

Fletcher and Godber try to get through the night as they try to imagine what they would be doing on the outside, and who they would be doing it with.

The unit learns that a monetary reward is offered for captured Germans.

When young Mr Grace announces his plan to marry a member of staff, everyone assumes Mrs Slocombe will be the one.

When Lucy announces that she is pregnant, Lee wonders if the father might accidentally have been him, but he can't bring himself to tell Lucy how he thinks it might have happened.

Lee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author, while Kate attempts to discover her lighter side at clown school. Kate's ex-boyfriend Tim then tries to patch things up with her by finally apologising for his misdemeanours.

Dermot steps up his campaign to secure Deborah's affections. Dorothy all too happily accepts Gary's suggestion of an `open relationship'.

Featuring the unexpurgated version of `The Lovers' Guide', presented by Mr Cholmondeley-Warner.

When Lucy announces that she is pregnant, Lee wonders if the father might accidentally have been him, but he can't bring himself to tell Lucy how he thinks it might have happened.

Lee tries to find his serious side by going on a date with an author, while Kate attempts to discover her lighter side at clown school. Kate's ex-boyfriend Tim then tries to patch things up with her by finally apologising for his misdemeanours.

Dermot steps up his campaign to secure Deborah's affections. Dorothy all too happily accepts Gary's suggestion of an `open relationship'.

Featuring the unexpurgated version of `The Lovers' Guide', presented by Mr Cholmondeley-Warner.

Super snob Hyacinth suddenly has a lot on her hands - attending the Mayor's fancy dress ball and getting to know an important new neighbour.

It's the start of the new season and Gladys can't find Geoffrey anywhere.

While Button House is being fumigated for woodworm, Alison and Mike decide to save some money and camp in the grounds, sending the ghosts' routines off kilter.

Things are looking up for Steven Toast. His agent, Jane Plough, gives him some exciting news: he's won a `Best Actor' award from trendy Bra'z' Magazine. He is also getting more than a bit of attention from the ladies.

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Shopping from home.

Clive is made entertainment manager.

When Fletch and Godber are allowed out in a work gang, Mr Barrowclough gets more than he bargained for.

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

When the ladies' department is closed for a face-lift, the female assistants have to share the men's counter. Will Mrs Slocombe get steamed up?

Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother. He has found out her name and exactly where she lives, but how should he approach the poor woman to tell her the good news? Meanwhile, Howard is in trouble when Marina, upon finding out that he has been making enquiries about another woman, turns up at his house.

Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl. Howard does his best to look inconspicuous, but his rumbling stomach and an electronic fault on his transmitter may ruin his plans.

Paul is invited to dinner with Martin and Ann.

When Fletch and Godber are allowed out in a work gang, Mr Barrowclough gets more than he bargained for.

Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but then tells Hyacinth that he had a new alarm installed as an anniversary present, only he has forgotten the code.

Marlene is distraught when Earl the dog and Tyler both go missing. Boycie, Bryan and Jed form a search party, but entering the haunted woods with night drawing in soon confounds the rescuers.

The unit learns that a monetary reward is offered for captured Germans.

Paul is invited to dinner with Martin and Ann.

When the ladies' department is closed for a face-lift, the female assistants have to share the men's counter. Will Mrs Slocombe get steamed up?

When Fletch and Godber are allowed out in a work gang, Mr Barrowclough gets more than he bargained for.

The unit learns that a monetary reward is offered for captured Germans.

Adopted as a baby, former milkman and undercover secret agent Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother. He has found out her name and exactly where she lives, but how should he approach the poor woman to tell her the good news? Meanwhile, Howard is in trouble when Marina, upon finding out that he has been making enquiries about another woman, turns up at his house.

Hobbo is still having trouble getting Nelly to admit that she is his natural birth mother. To get the proof he needs, he fits Howard up with an eavesdropping wire to pick up Nelly talking to Pearl. Howard does his best to look inconspicuous, but his rumbling stomach and an electronic fault on his transmitter may ruin his plans.

Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but then tells Hyacinth that he had a new alarm installed as an anniversary present, only he has forgotten the code.

When Fletch and Godber are allowed out in a work gang, Mr Barrowclough gets more than he bargained for.

Major Reagan inspects the platoon and finds Corporal Jones unfit for duty.

When the ladies' department is closed for a face-lift, the female assistants have to share the men's counter. Will Mrs Slocombe get steamed up?

Tim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern. He's encouraged to share his thoughts with a therapist, who is not impressed with Lee's inability to have a proper conversation. To add to this there is inappropriate behaviour at the funeral, a furious elderly relative, and Tim's new tipple of choice is becoming addictive.

Lee's past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Could it be the end for the Old Gits.

Tim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern. He's encouraged to share his thoughts with a therapist, who is not impressed with Lee's inability to have a proper conversation. To add to this there is inappropriate behaviour at the funeral, a furious elderly relative, and Tim's new tipple of choice is becoming addictive.

Lee's past catches up with him when a young woman appears on his doorstep and asks for a cup of sugar.

While Gary is out drowning his sorrows, Dermot invites Deborah for a romantic evening of candlelight, dinner and music. Will his elaborate seduction work? No chance.

Could it be the end for the Old Gits.

Richard forgets his wedding anniversary but then tells Hyacinth that he had a new alarm installed as an anniversary present, only he has forgotten the code.

Clive is made entertainment manager.

Alison has invited Lucy to come to Button House for a sleepover, but after a worrying meeting with the solicitor, Alison must work out if Lucy is really who she says she is. The Captain insists on utilising his skills in surveillance to help Alison find out the truth. After an emailing prank by Julian gets out of hand, Mike has some awkward explaining to do to his boss, which Julian and Robin are gleeful to have front row seats for.

Toast's excitement at winning a part in a new play is tempered by two facts. One, his nemesis, Ray Purchase, is also in it. Two, there's a rumour his director, Acker Herron, has a history of murdering difficult actors.

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Shopping from home.

Felix Bowness, Tony Webb, David Webb, Nikki Kelly, Su Pollard, Jeffrey Holland. Classic holiday camp sitcom with the Yellowcoats at Maplin's. The staff gather to welcome the first guests of a new season. It's the busiest time of the year!

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

An attempt to create a new look for the Grace Brothers shop leads to squabbling and competition amongst the staff.

Hobbo, former milkman and undercover agent at Primrose Dairies, is ready for any dangerous situation, and going round telling everyone that Nelly is his mother is one. Another danger arises when he demonstrates his gift of disguise, and finds himself the new recipient of Marina's affections. Hobbo then discovers the danger of exercising when his neck locks solid while doing some simple head movements.

Howard is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where. Hobbo comes to his aid, and heads a surveillance party to follow Pearl and Nelly. When the women go into a Hell's Angels club, they decide not to be hasty, and confront them later.

Ann has to go into hospital for an operation. Martin is convinced that he can cope while she's away from home. He quickly discovers that housework isn't nearly as easy he had expected.

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea, but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Boycie and Marlene are flushed with pride as they dream of their son's golden future, but when Tyler's exam results let him down it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.

Major Reagan inspects the platoon and finds Corporal Jones unfit for duty.

Ann has to go into hospital for an operation. Martin is convinced that he can cope while she's away from home. He quickly discovers that housework isn't nearly as easy he had expected.

An attempt to create a new look for the Grace Brothers shop leads to squabbling and competition amongst the staff.

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

Major Reagan inspects the platoon and finds Corporal Jones unfit for duty.

Hobbo, former milkman and undercover agent at Primrose Dairies, is ready for any dangerous situation, and going round telling everyone that Nelly is his mother is one. Another danger arises when he demonstrates his gift of disguise, and finds himself the new recipient of Marina's affections. Hobbo then discovers the danger of exercising when his neck locks solid while doing some simple head movements.

Howard is deeply concerned when Pearl starts going out every day with Nelly, and she will not say where. Hobbo comes to his aid, and heads a surveillance party to follow Pearl and Nelly. When the women go into a Hell's Angels club, they decide not to be hasty, and confront them later.

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea, but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Fletch has fallen out with the governor and has lost all his credibility as a result. Yet, he soon sees a way of getting back into his good books.

The crew use their rifles and their wits to compete for the honour of guarding a VIP.

An attempt to create a new look for the Grace Brothers shop leads to squabbling and competition amongst the staff.

Tim is worried that he isn't manly enough, Lee is persuaded by Lucy to pretend to be gay in order for her to get closer to a new business acquaintance, and Lee discovers there's something in it for him, but doesn't find it easy to keep his blokeish instincts hidden.

A new neighbour moves in upstairs, and his constant noise drives Lucy to distraction. She begs Lee and Tim to get him to stop, but neither is man enough. Tim takes being branded a coward to heart, and rushes off to join a boxing gym. Lee, meanwhile, tries to impress Lucy by confronting the man in his own flat, where he finds himself staring into the eyes of a cold killer.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

Harry Enfield's back for more fun along with colleagues Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. Including Wayne and Waynetta Slob, the Scousers, Tim Nice-but-Dim and Kevin the Teenager. With special guest Ben Elton.

Tim is worried that he isn't manly enough, Lee is persuaded by Lucy to pretend to be gay in order for her to get closer to a new business acquaintance, and Lee discovers there's something in it for him, but doesn't find it easy to keep his blokeish instincts hidden.

A new neighbour moves in upstairs, and his constant noise drives Lucy to distraction. She begs Lee and Tim to get him to stop, but neither is man enough. Tim takes being branded a coward to heart, and rushes off to join a boxing gym. Lee, meanwhile, tries to impress Lucy by confronting the man in his own flat, where he finds himself staring into the eyes of a cold killer.

Dermot has been sacked for dangling a customer by the ankles. And Gary has been offered a new job - but now he has to tell his staff they might need a new one too.

Harry Enfield's back for more fun along with colleagues Kathy Burke and Paul Whitehouse. Including Wayne and Waynetta Slob, the Scousers, Tim Nice-but-Dim and Kevin the Teenager. With special guest Ben Elton.

Holding a riverside picnic seems like a good idea, but Hyacinth's arrangements don't go quite as she planned.

Felix Bowness, Tony Webb, David Webb, Nikki Kelly, Su Pollard, Jeffrey Holland. Classic holiday camp sitcom with the Yellowcoats at Maplin's. The staff gather to welcome the first guests of a new season. It's the busiest time of the year!

When the ghosts try to sabotage Alison's makeshift therapy session for Kitty, they unwittingly face their own demons. Meanwhile, Mike's desire to see the ghosts yields surprising results.

Toast's new girlfriend, the aristocratic Portia de Coogan, thinks it's about time Toast met her father, Lord Fotheringham. To make the best impression, it's vital Toast works on his non-existent sense of humour.

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Shopping from home.

Peggy is promoted; Ted stages "Drown Your Grannie.".

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Young Mr Grace decides that the store should open at half past eight so that people can shop on their way to work, but the staff aren't happy and try to sabotage the sales figures.

When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella. At the cafe, Ivy observes and listens as Hobbo, Alvin and Entwistle discuss their fool-proof scheme. Later, Ivy warns Stella about the plot to provide her with one house-trained potential husband.

Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life. Randolph seems to lack any of the requirements of a potential suitor, and is limp and unattractive, especially after Hobbo drops him in the river. After a little rehearsal and some invaluable tips on how to give Stella `the look', Randolph demonstrates that he has no chance whatsoever of impressing her.

Martin has entered the pub snooker tournament, but when he discovers that Paul has also entered, he becomes very pessimistic about his chances. He's convinced that Paul will win and that he will be humiliated.

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

Captain Mainwaring is challenged by Captain Ogilvy and the Highland Regiment to a war game, with uplifting results.

The crew use their rifles and their wits to compete for the honour of guarding a VIP.

Martin has entered the pub snooker tournament, but when he discovers that Paul has also entered, he becomes very pessimistic about his chances. He's convinced that Paul will win and that he will be humiliated.

Young Mr Grace decides that the store should open at half past eight so that people can shop on their way to work, but the staff aren't happy and try to sabotage the sales figures.

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

The crew use their rifles and their wits to compete for the honour of guarding a VIP.

When Clegg and Truly tell Hobbo that local serial groom Norris Fairburn is free again, he decides that Norris would be an ideal husband for Stella. At the cafe, Ivy observes and listens as Hobbo, Alvin and Entwistle discuss their fool-proof scheme. Later, Ivy warns Stella about the plot to provide her with one house-trained potential husband.

Hobbo turns up at the river wall with Randolph, who he hopes will bring romance into Stella's life. Randolph seems to lack any of the requirements of a potential suitor, and is limp and unattractive, especially after Hobbo drops him in the river. After a little rehearsal and some invaluable tips on how to give Stella `the look', Randolph demonstrates that he has no chance whatsoever of impressing her.

Richard isn't exactly over the moon with his birthday present, but that's only the start of a series of problems.

After reading a love letter for Bunny Warren, Fletcher imparts his wisdom to Bunny regarding the fairer sex, but it seems Fletcher doesn't know quite as much as he thinks when his daughter Ingrid brings him news from home.

Captain Mainwaring is challenged by Captain Ogilvy and the Highland Regiment to a war game, with uplifting results.

Young Mr Grace decides that the store should open at half past eight so that people can shop on their way to work, but the staff aren't happy and try to sabotage the sales figures.

Lee finally manages to get a job as a caretaker, but taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Elsewhere, Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Plus, Lee's new boss proves to be a hard taskmaster. So, will Lee stick at the job or throw in the towel and move back in with Kate?

As Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend and, encouraged by Barbara, tries speed dating. Meanwhile, Tim is forced to go on a disastrous date with Barbara in order to prove that he sees her as more than `the help'.

Changes are afoot - Tony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy has moved into the flat.

Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend Professor Clowne. Agnes is also distinctly unimpressed with Buster when she meets the man he's hired to measure up her kitchen. Meanwhile, Professor Clowne has a life-changing proposal for Cathy, if he could only find the perfect moment to ask her his very important question.

Lee finally manages to get a job as a caretaker, but taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Elsewhere, Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Plus, Lee's new boss proves to be a hard taskmaster. So, will Lee stick at the job or throw in the towel and move back in with Kate?

As Lucy and Guy's relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend and, encouraged by Barbara, tries speed dating. Meanwhile, Tim is forced to go on a disastrous date with Barbara in order to prove that he sees her as more than `the help'.

Changes are afoot - Tony returns from his holidays sporting a beard, and Dorothy has moved into the flat.

Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend Professor Clowne. Agnes is also distinctly unimpressed with Buster when she meets the man he's hired to measure up her kitchen. Meanwhile, Professor Clowne has a life-changing proposal for Cathy, if he could only find the perfect moment to ask her his very important question.

Peggy is promoted; Ted stages "Drown Your Grannie.".

After a recent break-up, Alma tries to get her life back on track. But with no job, no qualifications and a rebellious streak a mile wide, it is not going to be easy.

While Alison and Mike gear up to make a big investment, the Captain and Kitty work together with the other ghosts to solve an unfolding mystery before it's too late.

Toast is caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce so he needs to find a lot of cash, fast. Given two potential solutions, will he make the right choice?

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Boycie can't believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Meanwhile, Marlene has some plans of her own for when he's away.

Poor old Rodders, he finally finds romance, but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend.

Grandad gets a haunted feeling when Del comes up with a crafty money-making scheme.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant, but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo' Trotter?

Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip to Spain.

Del introduces the Dresden collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier cleaning service.

The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.

Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet, so Del steps in, hoping that there's a tidy profit in store for him.

Poor old Rodders, he finally finds romance, but proceeds to send the whole Trotter household into a panic with his choice of girlfriend.

Grandad gets a haunted feeling when Del comes up with a crafty money-making scheme.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant, but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo' Trotter?

Del and Rodney's soft hearts persuade them to take Grandad along on their holiday trip to Spain.

Del introduces the Dresden collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier cleaning service.

The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.

Rodney needs a girlfriend to accompany him to a do in order to win a bet, so Del steps in, hoping that there's a tidy profit in store for him.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

A sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant Granville.

Now the main man on BBC magazine show `This Time', Alan Partridge is thrillingly in his depth. However, changes behind the scenes could jeopardise his position.

Alan takes to the skies with a flight in a Spitfire, while Jennie comes face to face with her online troll. New band Cayman perform live.

Agnes is disappointed with Cathy when she decides to get a boob job to impress her boyfriend Professor Clowne. Agnes is also distinctly unimpressed with Buster when she meets the man he's hired to measure up her kitchen. Meanwhile, Professor Clowne has a life-changing proposal for Cathy, if he could only find the perfect moment to ask her his very important question.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

A sitcom about miserly shopkeeper Arkwright and his downtrodden nephew and assistant Granville.

Del's insistence that his luck will change convinces Grandad and Rodney that he will soon land them all out on the street.

When Rodney falls in love, he doesn't appreciate Del's brotherly helping hand.

A special regal edition sees a member of the royal family welcomed to the studio, and Alan struggles to maintain his dignity in the face of a career-defining setback.

Alma reluctantly takes up the position of `Sandwich Artiste' at SubNGo. But after a demeaning trial shift she decides to try a different career path.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Clive's family decides Gladys is not good enough for him.

Arkwright has made a bargain purchase of some dodgy fire-damaged stock, but unfortunately the tins of fruit, beans and meat have all lost their labels.

Tom finds marketing his garden produce more difficult than he thought, especially when the rates are due.

Tom's philosophy of life attracts two young disciples.

Tom and Barbara are visited by the press - prompting Margo to try to get in on the action.

Tom takes the law into his own hands when he discovers someone has been lifting his leeks.

Tom and Barbara have problems, but they pale into insignificance when compared to those of their neighbours - should Jerry obey his boss or should he attend Margo's am-dram staging of `The Sound of Music'?

Tom is thinking of buying a farm and leaving Surbiton, but Barbara doesn't want to move.

Tom and Barbara's evening classes become unusually productive, and Margo goes to pottery classes.

Tom finds marketing his garden produce more difficult than he thought, especially when the rates are due.

Tom's philosophy of life attracts two young disciples.

Tom and Barbara are visited by the press - prompting Margo to try to get in on the action.

Tom takes the law into his own hands when he discovers someone has been lifting his leeks.

Tom and Barbara have problems, but they pale into insignificance when compared to those of their neighbours - should Jerry obey his boss or should he attend Margo's am-dram staging of `The Sound of Music'?

Tom is thinking of buying a farm and leaving Surbiton, but Barbara doesn't want to move.

Tom and Barbara's evening classes become unusually productive, and Margo goes to pottery classes.

Tom finds marketing his garden produce more difficult than he thought, especially when the rates are due.

Tom's philosophy of life attracts two young disciples.

Tom and Barbara are visited by the press - prompting Margo to try to get in on the action.

When Mainwaring and the platoon hear the church bells ringing, they think Hitler's forces have launched an invasion. Setting up defensive positions around Godfrey's cottage, battle ensues.

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all and the visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile, Eric is not getting on with his wife so seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop.

With exciting news on the show's new presenting line-up, Alan and Jennie get their teeth into more of the pressing issues of the day: aggressive Scottishness, vegetarianism and a harrowing look at the abolition of corporal punishment.

Now established as the show's permanent co-host, Alan is able to produce the kind of brave, no-nonsense TV other broadcasters only dream of. This time, he talks police dog bravery and product placement before meeting his own celebrity look-a-like.

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all and the visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile, Eric is not getting on with his wife so seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop.

Tom takes the law into his own hands when he discovers someone has been lifting his leeks.

Tom and Barbara have problems, but they pale into insignificance when compared to those of their neighbours - should Jerry obey his boss or should he attend Margo's am-dram staging of `The Sound of Music'?

Gary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then comes his last night of freedom. Meanwhile, much to his own surprise, Tony delivers a baby.

The big day has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts, but best man Tony is determined that all should go according to plan. Also, Deborah agrees to sleep with Tony - after Gary and Dorothy are married.

Alma is finally making some money by embracing her role as Ruby when she meets Phil. He's a client who is handsome and sophisticated.

There's some good news for Lin, as her section could finally be lifted, but it means Alma has to convince Grandma Joan to let her mum move in.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all and the visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile, Eric is not getting on with his wife so seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

Boycie uncovers some shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

The shop floor becomes the dance floor. The ladies' and gentlemen's staff combine to enter a ballroom dancing competition at young Mr Grace's suggestion.

Toby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him. Fortunately, Hobbo is on hand to skilfully guide him on the route back to marital bliss. However, for some reason, his wife doesn't want him back, and flowers don't work.

In order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl. Soon realising what Howard is up to, the women plant a completely false story about Hobbo's father being a hippy. Hobbo loses no time in making himself look exactly like the description of his father, complete with earrings and beads.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop.

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

Boycie uncovers some shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.

When Mainwaring and the platoon hear the church bells ringing, they think Hitler's forces have launched an invasion. Setting up defensive positions around Godfrey's cottage, battle ensues.

The shop floor becomes the dance floor. The ladies' and gentlemen's staff combine to enter a ballroom dancing competition at young Mr Grace's suggestion.

Granville has bought a job lot of bargain stock but needs a clever plan to sell it all and the visiting salesman gives him a marketing idea. Meanwhile, Eric is not getting on with his wife so seeks emergency romantic help from young Leroy.

G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop.

When Mainwaring and the platoon hear the church bells ringing, they think Hitler's forces have launched an invasion. Setting up defensive positions around Godfrey's cottage, battle ensues.

Toby is beginning to realise that the benefits of going back to his ex-wife far outweigh the advantages of living alone in a sparsely furnished house with no-one to cook or clean for him. Fortunately, Hobbo is on hand to skilfully guide him on the route back to marital bliss. However, for some reason, his wife doesn't want him back, and flowers don't work.

In order that Hobbo can find out more about Nelly, his supposed mother, he has Howard eavesdrop on her when she is visiting Pearl. Soon realising what Howard is up to, the women plant a completely false story about Hobbo's father being a hippy. Hobbo loses no time in making himself look exactly like the description of his father, complete with earrings and beads.

With Hyacinth so excited about attending a country house sale, Richard is worried that she'll spend too much.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

It's Christmas in the nation's favourite corner shop, but some of Granville's most important customers have plans to leave town. Not only is Madge planning to take his beloved Mavis away for a Christmas break but is Mr Newbold also thinking of doing a runner, leaving Granville at the mercy of Mrs Featherstone's amorous advances? Granville has to use some of his craftiest wiles to persuade everyone not to travel at Christmas.

Madge is thinking of leaving the area. Worse than that, she's telling Mavis she has to go with her. Granville has to come up with a reason to keep the woman of his dreams from moving away, but there was only ever one person who could talk Madge out of a plan, and he's been dead for years.

All the hilarious bloopers and bits of the show that you were never meant to see.

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions. After some detective work, he concludes Guy must be a gangster. Barbara and Tim suspect Lee objects to Guy for a reason other than his dubious business interests.

It's Christmas in the nation's favourite corner shop, but some of Granville's most important customers have plans to leave town. Not only is Madge planning to take his beloved Mavis away for a Christmas break but is Mr Newbold also thinking of doing a runner, leaving Granville at the mercy of Mrs Featherstone's amorous advances? Granville has to use some of his craftiest wiles to persuade everyone not to travel at Christmas.

Madge is thinking of leaving the area. Worse than that, she's telling Mavis she has to go with her. Granville has to come up with a reason to keep the woman of his dreams from moving away, but there was only ever one person who could talk Madge out of a plan, and he's been dead for years.

Tony tries to muscle in on Deborah's new-found interest in astrology, while Gary grills the pub's new landlord on his lock-in and deferred-payment policies.

Guy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions. After some detective work, he concludes Guy must be a gangster. Barbara and Tim suspect Lee objects to Guy for a reason other than his dubious business interests.

Ann is feeling bored with her life. She decides that she needs to broaden her horizons and find herself a job.

A special episode focusing on criminal justice. A new make-up artist puts a spring in Alan's step, while a blast from his past returns to make amends.

When social services sends through her records, Alma faces up to her experiences of being in the care system. She might end up missing out on an opportunity of a lifetime.

News that Alma will be leaving for a six month theatre tour looks like it might push her mum Lin over the edge. Alma might be prepared to give up on her dreams to save her mum.

Maplin cancels staff parties and Gladys has a peculiar dream.

Shopping from home.

Shopping from home.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

It's Christmas in the nation's favourite corner shop, but some of Granville's most important customers have plans to leave town. Not only is Madge planning to take his beloved Mavis away for a Christmas break but is Mr Newbold also thinking of doing a runner, leaving Granville at the mercy of Mrs Featherstone's amorous advances? Granville has to use some of his craftiest wiles to persuade everyone not to travel at Christmas.

Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested, while Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

When Mr Grainger is promoted to shop manager the power seems to go to his head and his first move is to sack Mrs Slocombe.

When word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought. They find that he has a bad leg and is confined to the shed, where at least he doesn't have to listen to his wife's snoring. Tearfully, Heptonstall tells them he wants to go to the churchyard and bury a very dear friend.

Hobbo enlists the services of his `team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife, Glenda decides to make it her mission to find Morton a woman, and Howard sneaks into the library to tell Marina there's a problem with their bike ride that afternoon - Pearl is going out too. Meanwhile, PCs Cooper and Walsh try out a new in-car fryer.

When Martin chats to one of Paul's friends at a party, he doesn't realise that he's talking to a psychiatrist.

Madge is thinking of leaving the area. Worse than that, she's telling Mavis she has to go with her. Granville has to come up with a reason to keep the woman of his dreams from moving away, but there was only ever one person who could talk Madge out of a plan, and he's been dead for years.

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

Bryan gets more than he bargained for when he meets his new love and the staff's loyalties are severely tested, while Llewellyn seizes the opportunity of securing extra labour for his harvest.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

When Mr Grainger is promoted to shop manager the power seems to go to his head and his first move is to sack Mrs Slocombe.

It's Christmas in the nation's favourite corner shop, but some of Granville's most important customers have plans to leave town. Not only is Madge planning to take his beloved Mavis away for a Christmas break but is Mr Newbold also thinking of doing a runner, leaving Granville at the mercy of Mrs Featherstone's amorous advances? Granville has to use some of his craftiest wiles to persuade everyone not to travel at Christmas.

Madge is thinking of leaving the area. Worse than that, she's telling Mavis she has to go with her. Granville has to come up with a reason to keep the woman of his dreams from moving away, but there was only ever one person who could talk Madge out of a plan, and he's been dead for years.

Walker is called up to the Army, so Mainwaring tries to have him excused from service so that provisions of black-market goods are maintained.

When word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought. They find that he has a bad leg and is confined to the shed, where at least he doesn't have to listen to his wife's snoring. Tearfully, Heptonstall tells them he wants to go to the churchyard and bury a very dear friend.

Hobbo enlists the services of his `team' to help Toby win back the affections of his ex-wife, Glenda decides to make it her mission to find Morton a woman, and Howard sneaks into the library to tell Marina there's a problem with their bike ride that afternoon - Pearl is going out too. Meanwhile, PCs Cooper and Walsh try out a new in-car fryer.

Hyacinth gets excited when she learns that her next-door neighbour Emmet is rehearsing an amateur production of the musical `The Boyfriend'.

When he's informed that he can make a member of the platoon a corporal, Mainwaring instigates a competition between Frazer and Jones to see who most deserves the promotion.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Granville tries to shed his old image with the help of some snappy threads and sunglasses, complete with a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid.

Lucy is stressed, as she has to make an important speech at a recruitment conference and has nobody to help her write it. Sensing an opportunity to impress her, Lee offers his services, which upsets Tim, who also thinks he is the best man for the job. What started off as a small job soon turns into a competition between Tim and Lee.

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.

Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large dog to guard his property. Unfortunately, the unruly creature is more successful at keeping customers at bay than frightening any burglars who may be about.

Granville tries to shed his old image with the help of some snappy threads and sunglasses, complete with a medallion made from a cocoa tin lid.

Gary shows his true colours - yellow, mostly - in a road rage incident and a serious damage limitation exercise is called for. Meanwhile, Tony has problems of his own when he suspects Deborah is having a lesbian affair.

Kate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger - a surly 14-year-old boy Nicky. Lee's attempts to bond with the teenager prove less than successful, while Tim and Nicky discover they have quite a lot in common. Meanwhile, Kate tries to persuade a carnivorous Great Dane to become a vegetarian with unfortunate results.