guest Matt is afraid of horses.

Keith and Lisa Shearin host at the Court House Unique Boutique B&B in Shelsley Walsh, Worcestershire. Some of their guests are blown away by the rooms, but trouble brews over their rates.

Jo and her son Louis host at Castley Camp in Otley, Yorkshire. Ken and Sharon are horrified by stains on their bedding and the dust in the room, and Jo is left fuming over the feedback.

The last visit is to the Lion & Swan in Congleton, where owner Paul and manager Matt go all out to win. But Lisa and Keith are shocked by their waterbed and dirty bathroom.

It's the final day of the competition and the B&Bers meet for the last time to find out how much they've been paid and to settle some scores, before the winner is announced.

Doug convinces his mum to enter a high-stakes poker tournament.

Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hangout. Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

When Arthur brings bedbugs home from a holiday, Doug and Carrie are forced out of the house while a creepy exterminator gets to work.

After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid helping out with unpleasant jobs.

When Debra gets a job, Ray isn't happy about helping with the housework and Marie worries about the effect that it'll have on the family.

Ray and Debra vow to change their ways when they realise that they're nicer to strangers than they are to each other.

Frasier's jealous when he finds out about his former agent Bebe's relationship with his old friend Dr Phil.

Martin worries that he might not be Frasier and Niles's dad when he notices the similarities that they share with his wife's former colleague.

Homer becomes the boss of Fat Tony's mob when Tony's son decides to become a chef rather than go into the family business.

Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. So Lisa turns her back on music and starts rescuing animals instead.

With no pit stops, it's down to the drivers to make the difference in the shortened race format. And the eight championship points could make all the difference as the season progresses.

The series that meets Britain's vibrant canal-dwelling community. Will Rhianna's floating concert be harmonious? Martin faces his fears in the Harecastle Tunnel.

The heat is on as Terry and Ashley take out floorboards to fit a fireplace. And will Krys and Tim's final pool renovations go swimmingly.

As the drivers wrestle their cars around Silverstone's iconic 18 corners, who'll secure pole position for Sunday's race? Steve Jones presents.

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet star in James Cameron's Oscar-winning epic. Lovers from across the social divide meet on the doomed luxury liner.

Sci-fi extravaganza starring John David Washington. An undercover operative must destroy a superweapon in a war against AI. But the superweapon looks like a little girl.

Catch up on all the best action as the drivers fight for a maximum eight championship points in the Sprint and then turn their attention to one-lap pace in Qualis.

Gory horror with Sosie Bacon. Following a traumatic incident, a psychiatrist is haunted by a malevolent, gurning presence that drives people to gruesomely kill themselves. Or is she.

Short film. When a young man living in a high-rise is disturbed by domestic violence in the flat next door, he realises that violence isn't always on the outside.

Zimbabwean-born Davi and Matt from Australia set out to build a house in Home Counties suburbia with a radical multicultural design. Can they successfully balance a wide range of looks.

Homer becomes the boss of Fat Tony's mob when Tony's son decides to become a chef rather than go into the family business.

Bart takes up playing the drums, upstages Lisa and joins a top jazz band. So Lisa turns her back on music and starts rescuing animals instead.

The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much that they stage a robbery to get rid of it.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to go on a cruise.

Doug lies to Carrie so that he can go on a roller coaster, but his fibs come back to haunt him.

Doug and Deacon start hanging out with each other's wives when they find out they have more in common with them than with their own spouses.

Ray regrets asking Robert to take Debra dancing when they become infatuated with their new hobby.

Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement in an attempt to get some privacy, but they haven't accounted for Marie.

Ray and Debra reminisce about how they first met 15 years earlier, including the first time he sampled her cooking.

Marge discovers that she has a gift for carpentry, but has to use Homer as a cover in order to overcome prejudices against women builders.

Homer's misguided revenge on Cletus combined with an untimely car breakdown leaves the Simpsons telling tales of revenge gone wrong.

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Homer accidentally signs up for basic training in the army. And Marge and Grampa get roped in when they try to get him released.

It's nearly time. We know the order of the grid, but who will wrestle their car around Silverstone's 18 corners to take the chequered flag at the British Grand Prix? Steve Jones presents.

It's time! There's been a British winner here for the past two years. Will it happen again? Perhaps Sir Lewis Hamilton could take his 10th win here. Steve Jones presents.

Steve Jones and his pit crew discuss all the action from the British Grand Prix at Silverstone the very moment it has just finished. Expect in-depth, expert analysis.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

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Paddy McGuinness, Coleen Nolan, Joe Thomas and Ellie Taylor make Jaffa cakes, tackle a pastry Technical, and render their hometowns in biscuit form.

Kenneth Branagh is Belgian supersleuth Hercule Poirot in the star-studded version of Agatha Christie's murder-mystery classic, with Judi Dench, Johnny Depp and Penélope Cruz.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

A reality TV star seeks romance. A free spirit wrestles with commitment. One dater hopes for nice gifts. And a nervous first-timer and a confident dater lose the thread.

Relive all the best action from Silverstone. Did Sir Lewis Hamilton continue to show vintage form and take his 10th win out of 20 here at his home grand prix? Or did Mercedes take another.

Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman star in Edward Zwick's epic, Oscar-winning tribute to the first Black regiment raised in the North during the Civil War.

Iris Prize-nominated short film. When Thomas is caught cruising in 1723 London, he takes refuge in a Molly house, where he meets a secret community preparing for a party.

Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret.

Homer's misguided revenge on Cletus combined with an untimely car breakdown leaves the Simpsons telling tales of revenge gone wrong.

Marge discovers that she has a gift for carpentry, but has to use Homer as a cover in order to overcome prejudices against women builders.

Homer accidentally signs up for basic training in the army. And Marge and Grampa get roped in when they try to get him released.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Jon Culshaw in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lilith is heartbroken when her favourite lab rat dies. Sam's surprised when a bar customer rejects his advances - and is stunned when he finds out why.

Frasier asks Sam to babysit young Frederick, despite Lilith's reservations, but the evening is a disaster. Woody's girlfriend Kelly gets a job at Cheers.

Rebecca's at a crossroads and attends job interviews. Sam wants to be a father and gets an unusual suggestion about who the mother of his child should be.

Debra decides to conduct an experiment after seeing Ray's reaction to her friend's breast augmentation.

When Ray and Debra have an argument about their new tin opener, Marie, Frank and Robert can't help getting involved.

Is Ray right to be sceptical when Frank uncharacteristically displays a keen interest in his work.

Frasier shares an unexpected kiss with Julia while trying to steal files from her ex's office. Niles enjoys a trip to the shooting range more than he expected.

Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia.

Roz isn't happy when the station announces that it's found her replacement. But if she stays, she'll have to put up with Frasier's new romance.

Daphne and Niles have an important announcement to make, but Frasier's girlfriend steals their thunder.

The boys hit the jackpot in Alabama. A small-town Chevy dealership is a time capsule of classic car nostalgia, and a freestyle stop turns into a mega-pick.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head for Somerset to turn former soldier Ben's run-down classic Jeep into an off-roading machine.

A man fights to save two abandoned villages in an earthquake-ravaged area of Umbria, and a French hamlet's 14th-century farm buildings get modernised.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Lee Juggurnauth helps dog lovers Steve and Heather look for a home in Valencia for £240k. Will a rural retreat and a wine cellar impress, or is Lee barking up the wrong tree.

Nigel, Sue and their pet 'Sheepums' begin a British waterborne adventure. And series one favourite Emma is having yet another engine disaster.

Can Janet and Philip meet the tall order of finishing their tower suite kitchen? Anna and Edward branch out. Alison and Zion are days away from their first wedding.

Fiona and Michael kick off this week's competition at their homely country pub in Norfolk. But a problem with a shower makes a guest feel dour.

In Glasgow, Lauren hopes to impress her guests with some Celtic-Caribbean fusion food, but her sea bass makes waves.

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Busiest Port: Police officers hunt organised car theft gangs, and a yacht disappears in treacherous seas. Meanwhile, a sewage leak threatens the ferry schedule.

Eleven-year-old William has been hit by a car and thrown 30 feet. Sixty-eight-year-old Stephen is struggling to breathe. And Ryan has broken his arm while playing rugby.

Paramedics treat a woman who is in agony with a slipped disc, a man with a chronic lung disease who can hardly breathe, and a patient who is unresponsive.

Fitness fanatic Jonathan requires pioneering robotic surgery for a rare melanoma. And ex-postie Dave needs a vascular tumour removed from around his left kidney.

In the noughties, Kim Kardashian emerges as Paris Hilton's stylist. Two contrasting sex tapes later, Kim eclipses Paris's fame. Did Kardashian intentionally leak her tape.

In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died.

Can timid puppy Harry and grumpy Westie Hamish find new owners? And will Lily the beagle do another runner or stay put for a cuddle with ex-copper Stuart and his family.

Behind the scenes at the distinctive family-run Gloucester Services. We discover what makes Jonathan Crump's cheese so unique. And will Tom's cider make it onto the shelves.

In Somerset, Norman and Dee serve up Indian cuisine and charisma. Ashley lets down Sophie by wearing a creased shirt. And Brett and Vicky's chances become rarer as their steaks misfire.

Mercedes sets out to prove that Jenson's up to no good but stumbles upon something that could ruin Rex's marriage. Frankie and Leah come to blows. Imran investigates the online trolling.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Rebecca and Sam decide to have a baby together, but when she tells him she wants the conception to be special, it puts him off. They each seek the Cranes' advice.

Frasier takes the guys on a road trip to rediscover his 'inner man', but things don't go to plan. Carla hires a relative to help out at the bar.

Carla's psychic adviser decides to retire and asks Carla to take over her business, but Carla worries that she doesn't have 'the gift'.

When Ray and Debra draw up their wills, their choice of replacement guardians for the kids doesn't go down well.

Debra's hippie sister turns up unexpectedly at the house to announce that she's decided to become a nun.

Ray's upset when Debra says he's just like his cousin, so he turns to his family for reassurance.

The debonair conductor of the Seattle Opera mistakenly believes that Frasier is gay and starts courting him.

It's a battle of the Cranes as Frasier and Martin fall for the same woman - the boys' childhood babysitter.

Frasier feels like a gooseberry on a night out with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee, so Roz convinces him to go on a date with her friend Ann.

Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news, he accuses his son of eavesdropping.

The guys hit pay dirt while freestyling at a retro automotive warehouse owned by a racing family. And Mike's all revved up over a must-have Lambretta scooter.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw travel back in time with a 1986 Rover SD1, which belongs to 58-year-old landscape gardener Darren, whose ill health has taken its toll.

The owners of a holiday-village-turned-B&B create a living space for themselves. A man's plans to save two villages in Umbria finally come to fruition.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Retirees Annette and Malcolm are ready to embark on a Spanish adventure in Almería, where they can soak up the winter sun. Leah Charles-King shows them what their £200k can buy.

Will the water levels scupper Paul, Sami and Ren's towpath festival? And signwriter Andy begins work on a new project.

Donna and Paul are keen to move into their gîte, but ceilings would be useful.

Carl and Liz host the week's second visit, at their coaching inn in Cambridgeshire, where converted stables and Highland cows are on the menu.

Will Muay Thai fanatic Saoirse's vegan Asian menu pack a punch in Glasgow.

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The final six celebrate autumn, spotlight trending ingredients and build an entire 'World of Candy' complete with pâtisserie pick 'n' mix. Who'll get a taste of sweet success.

On a nostalgic revisit to the first ever Grand Design, from back in 1999, Kevin finds out if Tim and Jules are still flying high in their timber-framed home on the cliffs above Newhaven.

Milky comes to A&E with possible life-changing injuries after a road crash. Shaun has had a bad parachute landing. And a six-year-old has an unknown object stuck in his throat.

Eleven-year-old William has been hit by a car and thrown 30 feet. Sixty-eight-year-old Stephen is struggling to breathe. And Ryan has broken his arm while playing rugby.

The heli-medics help a man with a single back wound who's not sure if he's been shot or stabbed. And a cyclist needs immediate life-saving treatment on the roadside.

Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis.

Short film. A London cop returns to Lagos, risking all to avenge his lover's death - battling corruption and confronting his demons in a heart-wrenching quest for justice.

Poignant documentary exploring two women's unusual friendship as they re-adjust following a vicious acid attack. In Hindi, Urdu/subs.

In South Yorkshire, Phil and Ali host an evening fit for the A-list, there's romance in the air for Erica and Nigel, and art lovers Stephen and Kevin sculpt a sophisticated trifle.

At Woodchester Vineyard, we meet the mum and daughter producing a special sparkling wine. And does father and son Aaron and Perry's meat counter meet butcher boss Dan's standards.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Norm hurts his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment so Frasier lets him sleep on the sofa. Rebecca tests her mothering skills.

Cliff's worried about his girlfriend meeting his mum, but they get along famously. Rebecca aims to improve Sam's fertility.

Rebecca and Sam argue over what last name their future child should have, and look after Carla's unruly kids for a night.

In an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie. Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show.

Ray worries that he's passed on 'stupid' genes to Michael because his son may be held back a year at school, just like Ray was.

Ray thinks that a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'.

Niles's ex-wife Maris needs his help. Can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne.

Niles is suspected as an accomplice to murder, and Frasier accidentally recommends that his brother should be executed.

Lilith and Frasier are both set up on blind dates. on the same day. by a mutual friend. Niles and Daphne are upset when Martin's gun accidentally goes off.

When Maris is accused of murdering her husband, Niles becomes famous and starts mixing in the highest echelons of Seattle society.

A collector with an unusual taste for high-voltage oddities reveals his shocking stash. And Mike and Frank's luck runs cold when they're stonewalled by two brothers.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Kent to fix up a rusty 1965 Ford Mustang for a surprise reveal in front of 10,000 people at London's O2 Arena.

Sewage works at a holiday-village-turned-B&B lead to a fascinating subterranean discovery. In Normandy, a couple transform an outbuilding into a holiday gîte.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Fran and Noel can't wait to find their perfect holiday home in Andalucía's stunning Pueblos Blancos to enjoy with their two dogs. Can Laura Hamilton find them the one for their £100k.

Joe Dixon is turning his 72-foot narrowboat into a rental boat, but he's got his work cut out. And Emma launches a new project.

Jane and Rory are stumped by a large tree close to overhead cables. Sharon and Tim dig deep as they prepare for the arrival of a swimming pool.

The B&Bers visit Barbara and Elizabeth's boutique B&B in Norfolk, where the hosts try to dance away some doubts about grout with an old-school Wurlitzer organ.

Will ex-pro club dancer Lydia's classic grub and garden rave en-trance her guests in Glasgow.

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Can Kirstie's turbulent tactics land flight attendants Scott and Aston a perfect pad near Heathrow? Phil helps Jonny and Juliet tick off their wishlist in Marlow's pricey patches.

Economist and ex-trader Gary Stevenson argues that the UK's wealth gap is ruining the country and proposes an emergency fix to the UK's troubles: tax the super rich.

The Celebrity Traitors, Love Is Blind, Coronation Street, The Girlfriend, Nightmares of Nature, The Reluctant Traveller and Yorkshire Air 999.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

Doubt?: A 1992 suicide turns into a murder trial with Eddie Gilfoyle found guilty of killing his wife. Despite profound doubts over his conviction, has Eddie run out of appeals.

Can Gordon help the unwell owner of a family-run Atlanta smokehouse address his daughter's hands-off management style.

Police officers hunt organised car theft gangs, and a yacht disappears in treacherous seas. Meanwhile, a sewage leak threatens the ferry schedule.

We find out how Gloucester Services' stunning design, complete with grass roof and cathedral-like interior, came about. And will Bini's risky new Jammu curry impress buyer Alex.

In Sheffield, there's bickering, failed romance and plenty of revelations, as car salesman Paul and his partner Sara, newly-weds Russell and Shane, and kooky duo Janine and Neil compete.

Jamie Oliver takes midweek meals up a notch, as he knocks out flavour-packed gnocchi and giant spicy meatballs, and turns a family favourite on its head with his upside-down fish pie.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

The Final Judgement: It's time for Cheers and Gary's Old Town Tavern's traditional Halloween prank war, but Gary calls it off because of his high blood pressure.

The gang are racked with guilt when their sporting hero loses his form after developing an obsession with Norm and Cliff's bar trivia.

Sam has yet another disagreement with restaurant owner John Hill and appoints Carla to deal with him. But instead of exacting revenge, she falls for him.

Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions on how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

When Ray agrees to go back to church, he soon discovers why Frank is happy to attend every week.

When Robert is injured in the line of duty, Ray realises that he is partly - although unwittingly - responsible.

Frasier, Roz and their colleagues compete against another radio station in a charity competition to see who can lose the most weight.

Frasier invites Roz's insurance agent friend Ann - with whom he once shared a disastrous date - over for dinner to try and get a good insurance deal.

Frasier gets the wrong end of the stick when he overhears Martin inviting Eddie on his romantic weekend away with Ronee, and invites himself along.

Frasier agrees to get Roz tickets for Alice to see child entertainer Nanny G, who also happens to be his ex-wife.

Expert buyers Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz hunt down hidden relics and treasures across the USA. In Memphis, can the guys make a deal with eccentric Prince Mongo.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Essex to restore a tatty old JCB for carpenter Kev. But rejigging the digger is a bigger job than they figured.

In Italy, two abandoned villages get connected by a spectacular suspended bridge. And a man ploughs on with his 15-year project to bring a Spanish village back from the brink.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Jesper and David can't wait to retire and make the permanent move to Valencia's stunning countryside. Jasmine Harman shows them five exciting options for £250k.

Iqbal and Sabahat cook up a feast on the Curry Cruiser. And Joe's holiday boat receives the final touches before her maiden voyage.

Chris and Jolyon rush to complete a guest room renovation before their friends come to stay. And Paul and Debbie are feeling boxed in as they fit their turret ensuite.

The week's final hosts, Helen and Carl, have their work cut out to impress at their Nottinghamshire glampsite after ruffling feathers with their feedback all week.

In Glasgow, will Garry's exclusive Ibiza beach club evening be filled with more disagreeing than VIP-ing.

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James has had a 15-year love affair with a former glassworks in Brighton. Will his grand restoration live up to his uncompromising vision.

Home County Cartel: In a two-part special, a covert police unit track a smuggling operation bringing huge quantities of drugs into the UK. Can they catch the ringleader.

Reasonable Doubt?: In 2012, a hand-delivered letter accuses David Bryant of a sex attack. He insists he's innocent; the jury disagree. Years later, can he prove he didn't do it.

PC Jack attends when a young woman gets spiked at a nightclub. And Amelia and Craig are called to a mass brawl outside a pub and get accused of ruining a suspect's life.

will she find her perfect package in a sexy guy or her first ever girlfriend? Dan loves a fairy-tale, but she's yet to find her leading man.

Gordon Ramsay visits a floundering Mexican restaurant which has become an albatross around the necks of its owners, married couple Greg and Mary Russell.

Psychological thriller with Noémie Merlant and Kit Harington. When successful lifestyle blogger Jo gives birth to baby Ruby, her life takes a less than picture-perfect turn.

Short film. Kaleb reunites with his sister after years apart following his transition. But to reconnect, they must come to terms with what drove them apart.

In Cornwall, artistic Zaya and Damian serve a modern British menu, property developers Kelly and Jon show off their refurbished mansion, and Emma and Gavin host a fun-filled Cornish night.

Some extra brunch as Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the food and chat show.

Nuno samples The Artisan Baker's new vegan pastries. Alex discovers how Cinderhill Farm's sausage rolls are made. And will Sarah's cinnamon twist cupcakes be a hit with customers.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Henri plans to take Kelly away from Woody by pretending that he's about to be deported and persuading Kelly to marry him so that he can stay in the US.

Sam's horrified when, after six pregnancy-free months with Rebecca, she suggests they see a fertility specialist. Frasier and Lilith make wills.

On a quiet weekend away at a hotel, Rebecca and Sam ponder their parenthood plans. Meanwhile, back at the bar, the gang seek a way to beat the winter blues.

When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her.

Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card.

Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts.

Frasier dresses up as a clown to help cure a patient of her phobia, but ends up giving Martin a shock that leads him to make a major decision.

Frasier feels guilty after resorting to crime to spice up his life, but his attempts to put things straight have embarrassing consequences.

Frasier hires a professional matchmaker but ends up on a string of bad dates. Meanwhile, Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth.

Frasier's disappointed to find out that his matchmaker Charlotte already has a boyfriend.

With the roof caving in on his family stockpile, a Kentucky collector is keen to sell whatever he can before it's too late. Which is great news for Mike and Frank.

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In Cambridgeshire, Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw rescue Kev's Toyota MR2 Mk1, a classic two-seater sports car with more than its fair share of automotive issues.

A couple in France are up against it as they finish their gîte renovation before guests arrive. A village saviour in Spain prepares to open up to guests for the very first time.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Newly-weds Sue and Tony are starting married life with a difference. in sun-drenched Spain. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect new home in Almería for their budget of £180k.

Andy has to deliver his project to a mooring, but it's something that he's rarely done. And veteran Jay takes to the water for the first time as a continuous cruiser.

Tim and Krys want to revamp their abandoned orangery, but the weather has other ideas. The Hutsons take on a huge tree that's precariously close to an ancient greenhouse.

Cleanliness has been the buzz word this week, with pretty much all of the hosts unhappy about their less-than-sparkling scores. Have some of them been playing dirty.

A fishy feud leaves a bad taste at Bernadette's Italian meal in Glasgow. And who wins the week.

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Clive and Kids: The Owens prepare for Clive's 70th birthday, Amanda worries about a premature calf, and the underfloor heating is fired up at Anty John's.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up, as Rob Brydon and Katherine Parkinson take on Jon Richardson and Babátúndé Aléshé. With Joe Wilkinson and Adam Buxton.

Chris Evans presents his iconic show. Enjoy unfiltered conversations with the biggest stars and bands performing intimate sets.

Nicolas Cage is Marvel's soul-hunting, hot-headed-biker antihero. When Mephistopheles's son starts causing trouble in hell, Ghost Rider is forced to sort it out. With Peter Fonda.

Gordon tries to save the struggling Spin a Yarn restaurant in California. Despite an expensive refurbishment, the business is tearing apart its owners' marriage.

The competition starts at The Oak Tree Cottage in Burley, where Jacqui hopes that her homely approach will win the day. But her communal breakfast doesn't go down well with some guests.

The second visit is to The Rising Sun Inn, in Bath, where owners Lorraine Hawkins and Norman Butcher impose a dress code for dinner. Some of their guests get flirty over breakfast.

Martin and Catherine Crosswaite pride themselves on their great Yorkshire hospitality at The Busfeild Arms in East Morton. But Martin's past shocks their guests.

The final visit is to Patrick Duggan's Epstein House in Liverpool, where there's a competitive Beatles-themed game of charades and some shocking revelations.

It's the last day and Patrick has some questions for Jacqui and Jane, while Martin and Catherine have some explaining to do, before the payments are revealed and the winner is announced.

In Cornwall, there are Friesian cows, pitchforks and zombie apocalypse advice, in an eclectic edition of the dining competition.

Doug crashes Carrie's work weekend away, but she's not there. Danny and Spence blag their way into a Huey Lewis concert.

Doug befriends a rival delivery man, but is he what he seems? Meanwhile, Carrie's attempts to mentor a teenager backfire.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement. But a discovery leads Doug to try and change her mind.

Doug invests in an ice cream truck, but soon realises that he isn't the only ice cream seller in town.

Ray and Debra plan to get more time to themselves by encouraging Marie and Frank to make new friends. But all does not go to plan.

Debra pleads with Ray to allow her some time to herself without the family. But Marie is suspicious of her daughter-in-law, and Ray ends up spying on her.

Robert has a run-in with a bull.

Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors draft in the parents to teach.

When Marge becomes a police officer, Homer sees it as an opportunity to flout the law. But unfortunately for him, she's too conscientious.

Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. And he's so successful that he - and the Simpsons - are invited to a literary conference.

Marge, feeling overshadowed by Homer's new career selling ice cream, starts creating ice lolly stick sculptures.

Frasier goes out to dinner with his matchmaker Charlotte. and her boyfriend Frank.

Frasier and Charlotte are stranded in the middle of nowhere when Frasier's car suddenly breaks down. Niles plans Martin's stag party.

Frasier considers throwing out an old pot, but it brings back memories, including the time when he accidentally glued himself to an obnoxious blind date.

Fred Sirieix takes us to beautiful European locations, to meet Brits who've set up lives abroad. In Andalucía's whitewashed villages, he meets expats who run boutique hotels.

Are super-sized sausages the key to Four in a Bed glory? Lee and Jenni hope so at The Greyhound Inn in the Peak District, where they treat their guests to bountiful bangers.

The B&Bers find themselves in a field in the Ribble Valley for the second visit, at Jack's Little Middop Farm. The views are glorious. But how will the rustic composting toilets go down.

Phil and Gil host the week's third visit at their self-catering accommodation, Old Hall Country Breaks in Norfolk. Will breakfast hampers and a chocolatier experience keep the guests sweet.

the poached egg.

Toilet troubles, tossing and turning, and tears galore. It's a rip-roaring payment day on Four in a Bed. But who's won the week.

In Yorkshire, Emily and Joe race against time and the market to find a home before their rental agreement runs out. And can Suki and Kuli bring their quest for space to an end.

In Alnwick, Kirstie and Phil meet ministers Chris and Caroline, who need a divine intervention. Caroline loves their home and neighbours, but Chris craves more space.

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Lesley Manville stars as a cleaner who saves up and heads to Paris to get herself a Dior couture dress, in director Anthony Fabian's fabulous, Oscar-nominated period comedy drama.

Action with Liam Neeson as a septuagenarian hitman, Monica Bellucci as a villain who hires hitmen to hit him, and Guy Pearce as an FBI agent investigating it all.

Apocalyptic action-horror starring Paul Bettany. God's patience runs out and He decides to wipe humanity from the face of the Earth. Can a rebel archangel save us.

Partially animated action film based on a popular manga. Alita, a deadly cyborg brought back to life by a mourning scientist, sets out to discover her true identity.

Gordon Ramsay visits Italian bistro Charlie's, where the pasta's soggy, the lasagne's a liability and the chef can't even cook a meatball.

Homer ingests a blob from an asteroid; Bart enslaves a clay monster; and everyone thinks that aliens are invading.

Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors draft in the parents to teach.

When Marge becomes a police officer, Homer sees it as an opportunity to flout the law. But unfortunately for him, she's too conscientious.

Lisa discovers Moe's poetic talent and helps get him published. And he's so successful that he - and the Simpsons - are invited to a literary conference.

Marge, feeling overshadowed by Homer's new career selling ice cream, starts creating ice lolly stick sculptures.

When Doug receives seductive messages from a woman who had a fling with another Doug Heffernan in the Hamptons, he struggles to sort out the misunderstanding.

When Doug and Deacon's boss goes to rehab, Deacon takes over as supervisor, but things go bad when Doug decides he wants to join the management structure too.

Without telling Carrie, Doug volunteers to look after Major while Deacon and Kelly take a weekend break. But his good-natured attempts to bond cause issues.

Ray's clumsy attempts to help alleviate Debra's PMT only make things worse.

Robert loses his nerve at work and decides on a career change to a safer option: telemarketing.

The Barones run into Robert's ex-wife, who makes a surprising proposal.

The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town.

Mr Burns rewards Homer with dinner and a flight on his corporate jet, after Homer saves him from drowning.

When the Shelbyville kids steal Springfield's lemon tree, it's up to Bart and his friends to get it back, with help from Homer in Flanders' mobile home.

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A sausage dog is looking for a buddy. And a dad needs distracting when his girls are at their mum's - is pooch Papaya the answer.

The competition kicks off in North Yorkshire, where hosts Kerrie and Vickie hope that their countryside pub's cosy vibes will be a hit.

People pleaser Hollie and people distruster Ben host the second visit at their plush self-catering apartments in the heart of Harrogate. But the lack of free parking proves problematic.

Tabitha and Steve have a 'relax and recharge' ethos at their Copper Beech Glamping site in Staffordshire. But one B&Ber isn't so relaxed about the great outdoors.

The final visit is to the Bull Inn in Berkshire, where Ana and Dominic hope that their homely pub's quintessential character will charm the B&Bers.

Payment day's sure to be a spicy affair this time around, with high emotions, awkward exchanges and plenty of pernickety comments to unpick. When the dust settles, who'll win the week.

Clive and Kids: As autumn turns to winter, the antique fireplace is installed and Annas, Clemmie and Nancy are put through their sheepdog paces.

Si King uncovers the history of our railway stations, from York and Huddersfield's Victorian grandeur to Lowestoft's wartime tragedies.

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In Alaska, cruisers take in the Snow Passage while the crew search for gold in an old mine. And Japan's summer festival season is brought onboard the Diamond Princess.

AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key make sandwich cakes and a classic tart, and relive their earliest childhood memories in choux.

In Birmingham, Claudia Winkleman, Mika and Tiffany Poon launch the latest search for Britain's best amateur pianists - including the youngest and oldest players ever on the show.

A rolling cast of famous faces, some of Britain's favourite personalities, hit the sofa for the week's big shows, sharing their sharp, insightful and funny points of view.

Searching for Spain and Police Interceptors.

Joaquin Phoenix stars in Ari Aster's fantastical odyssey about an anxiety-riddled man-boy working his way through a variety of psychological horrors to visit his domineering mother.

The Café Hon restaurant in Baltimore is struggling because its owner has alienated the local community. Can Gordon help.

When Homer leaves Bart by the squid port, kind strangers start giving money to the 'street urchin'. So Homer and Bart turn to a life of scamming.

The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town.

Mr Burns rewards Homer with dinner and a flight on his corporate jet, after Homer saves him from drowning.

When the Shelbyville kids steal Springfield's lemon tree, it's up to Bart and his friends to get it back, with help from Homer in Flanders' mobile home.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Alex Fletcher in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Frasier brings a group of patients who have low self-esteem to the bar so that they can experience a regular social situation.

Woody takes a second job to pay for Kelly's engagement ring, but after days of back-to-back shifts with virtually no sleep, he starts hallucinating.

Carla makes the most of her son's decision to become a priest. Sam aims to get even with John Hill after breaking a tooth on his restaurant's crab salad.

Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray's not happy.

The family are still on holiday in Rome, where Robert falls for a beautiful Italian woman.

Ray finally snaps when Marie drives her car into his house, and Debra is forced to act as peacemaker.

With Charlotte about to leave for Chicago, Frasier is offered a job in San Francisco.

In the last episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the apartment, and San Francisco beckons.

The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist.

While trying to adjust to life with his new housemates, Frasier spends the day searching for a quiet place to read his book.

Mike's like a kid in a toy store when he spots a retro boat and a BMW micro car that could be worth some serious coin. And the deals heat up at a rad radiator shop.

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Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Cambridgeshire to fix up their very first supercar: a rare 1989 Ultima race car that's been gathering dust for 30 years.

An ancient well throws building plans into chaos at a 17th-century hamlet in France, while urgent repairs are needed at a community of cave houses in Andalucia.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Nisha Katona in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Phil and Justine love the Costa del Sol, and now that they've retired, they're looking for the perfect place to enjoy the Spanish sunshine. Will Mijas deliver their dream for £200k.

Pat and Jill cruise the Leeds-Liverpool canal on their sweetie boat towards a towpath sale. Rachel, James and Joe swap their home in the Welsh Valleys for a 45-foot narrowboat.

Tim and Krys desperately try to finish the orangery. Brothers Richard and Will hunt for a magnificent chateau. Mark and Becky get started on a boot room.

This week's competition kicks off in Falkirk, with mum and daughter Melissa and Fiona hosting at their cosy pub. Will a fridge-less room be their downfall.

In Cardiff, can Angharad's wonderfully Welsh night and harp performance strike the right chord with her guests.

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Busiest Port: A storm threatens to close the port. Border Force officers discover women being smuggled into the country. And there's something suspicious in the back of a van.

Satirist Oobah Butler deploys leftfield stunts to get some first-time buyers a home, asking: how did it come to this? And is it legal to hypnotise an estate agent.

The series that goes behind the scenes at world-leading cancer hospital the Royal Marsden. Aspiring midwife Anthea has a difficult tumour that could lead to arm amputation.