Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Actor James Stewart; actress-singer Donna Theodore.

Fate intervenes when Becker agrees to attend a hockey game with one patient and help another plan her funeral.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

Jamie's parents (Carol Burnett, Carroll O'Connor) visit to announce they're taking their dream trip, and Paul nervously prepares for conversation with his father-in-law.

Paul and Jamie decide Thanksgiving is the perfect time to announce their impending parenthood to family and friends.

Mary Jo harbors a favorite teacher (Meg Wyllie) who has escaped from a nursing home.

Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

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When Sabrina goes out with a handsome warlock, she encounters racism over the fact that she is half human.

When Sabrina receives a "C" on an assignment, Zelda holds a private tutorial with Sabrina's handsome professor.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) decides to celebrate a conventional Christmas with Morgan's (Elisa Donovan) ostensibly perfect family. With Beth Broderick and Caroline Rhea.

When Josh sells his first photo with Sabrina's help, he gets a swelled head and quits his job at the coffeehouse.

Mork invites a Russian immigrant named Sergei to live with him; Sergei calls himself an alien, which convinces Mork to register himself as one with the government's immigration department.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

Longtime zookeeper Jack Hanna hosts this Emmy-winning show that takes viewers on a journey around the world to showcase animals in their natural habitats. In addition to showing footage of the creatures and giving information about the places where they live, "Into the Wild" discusses the protection and conservation of endangered species. Among the locations visited are remote jungles, deserts, oceans and forests.

Longtime zookeeper Jack Hanna hosts this Emmy-winning show that takes viewers on a journey around the world to showcase animals in their natural habitats. In addition to showing footage of the creatures and giving information about the places where they live, "Into the Wild" discusses the protection and conservation of endangered species. Among the locations visited are remote jungles, deserts, oceans and forests.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

Hazel comes to the rescue when George breaks up with his business partner.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

The staff becomes concerned when Dave (Dave Foley) starts spending too much time with a relaxation machine.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Alan falls for a model.

Assigned to do an essay on their family histories, the students' research opens some new doors -- and eyes.

Jamie and Paul find some love letters written by a previous tenant, and uncover a love story from WWII which Jamie feels is similar to her relationship with Paul.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Charlene dreams that she and her Sugarbakers colleagues are World War II USO performers.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

With the governor incapacitated, Benson works to outwit an unscrupulous lieutenant governor.

Benson seems to be the only one who can help his archrival, Kraus, gain her citizenship.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Maya is shocked when Ray Liotta professes his love for her; Finch and Elliot play a joke on Jack when he purchases an antique desk.

Elliott becomes distraught when his grandmother (Patience Cleveland) begins spending more time with Finch than with him.

When a pothole causes problems, Drew urges citizens to vote for a proposition that will allow more money for street repair.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776, and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

George and Martha Washington visit the Stephenses, thanks to Esmeralda.

Mrs. Naugatuck learns she has a serious illness when she applies for American citizenship.

Maude stages a tribute to American women for Tuckahoe's bicentennial celebration.

Actress Dyan Cannon; comedian Rodney Dangerfield; journalist Arnaud de Borchgrave; zoologist Jim Fowler.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

Helen's mother gives herself a wake at the Ropers' house.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Investigative journalist; butler.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Vicar; pop-festival visitor; soldier.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Batten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a "ladies' choice" dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Giovanni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Mrs. Garrett's move causes new problems.

Blair fires sorority-party caterer Mrs. Garrett.

Jo's new boyfriend turns out to be wealthy.

Henry suspects Muriel of having an affair with a mob accountant.

When Muriel's real mother arrives at the Rush home, Muriel refuses to talk to her.

Iris returns to San Francisco to renew her romance with Paul Devereaux.

Muriel goes back to work as a photographer after becoming discontent with her lifestyle.

Billy tries to rescue Jessica; Danny's hooker accuses him of jealousy.

Billy tries to rescue Jessica; Danny's hooker accuses him of jealousy.

Danny tells Mary that he loves Gwen; Chester announces his engagement; Jessica throws a dinner party for El Puerco; Leslie tries to murder the Tates.

Jessica introduces El Puerco; Maggie cheers despondent Jodie.

While Benson and the Governor are playing golf, a UFO shows up.

In the midst of an economic crisis, the governor allows Katie to go on her first date.

A former street gang is hired to paint the mansion for an upcoming visit from the Queen of England.

The men from the mansion gather at Benson's to watch television, play cards and swap stories.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection."

Sandra takes on a baker (Flip Wilson) who steals Mary's family cookie recipe.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

The class tour bus breaks down at a truck stop.

Jasper's parents (Denice Kumagai, Tzi Ma) hire Sarah as his sitter.

Billy and Bernadette take dancing lessons.

Arvid hides a chimpanzee in the classroom.

Jealous Tony (Tony Danza) suspects Angela (Judith Light) is smitten with a new co-worker (David Paymer).

Samantha and Mona (Alyssa Milano, Katherine Helmond) spend a night on the town after being dumped by their boyfriends.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) triggers memories when she goes to Vermont against Tony's (Tony Danza) wishes.

An angel tries to reunite Mona (Katherine Helmond) and her estranged brother. With Tony Danza and Judith Light.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Sharon's practical joke short-circuits Drew's trip to a retail convention.

Drew and Mimi find something they have in common -- the ability to hustle money from unsuspecting bowlers.

Sharon's (Jenica Bergere) poor attempt at repairing a roof leads to bickering among Drew's (Drew Carey) friends.

Drew (Drew Carey) takes initiative to save his co-workers' jobs when the owners threaten to close the store. Hal Linden guest stars.

Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) try to keep their after-dinner kiss a secret from the staff.

Tempers and butts flare when Bill (Phil Hartman) refuses to adhere to the new no-smoking regulations. With Dave Foley.

Despite Dave's attempts to delegate duties, petty staff jealousies hinder the reporting of a news story.

It's Bonus Day, and the staff show just how conniving and unfriendly they all are as they compete to get the money.

Nina's visiting sister (Brooke Shields) sparks jealousy when she woos the Blush staff and decides to move to New York.

Finch plans to become a Gallo by hooking his mother (Joyce Bulifant) up with Jack; Elliott tries to help another photographer find his passion.

A romance novelist (Kathie Lee Gifford) woos Finch; Nina criticizes a disabled actor on national television.

Maya is shocked when her one-night stand (Dean Cain) is hired as the magazine's new creative consultant.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Endora asks the help of another witch to sow dissension between Darrin and Samantha.

Larry sees his wife and Samantha visiting an obstetrician's office.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur becomes outraged when a gay bar opens in the neighborhood.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing.

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Steven must decide whether Nick's sculpture or another artist's work is the winner in a local competition.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

Jack gets a prestigious job after being mistaken for a famous chef.

An elderly neighbor smothers Jack with attention.

Internal Affairs puts the detectives through a lie-detecting test after newspaper reports of a bribery and kickback racket.

Convinced he's the victim of a government conspiracy, an unemployed spy holds the detectives at gunpoint.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

George contracts the "rich man's disease."

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Actress Catherine Grant; actress Catherine Hicks; actor Pat Hazell.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside his apartment.

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Sylvia's sexual desire grows with her regular dosage of estrogen; Paul and Jamie goes on a romantic trip up north with some magical fudge.

Jamie learns how much her husband values anonymity when she gives a homeless friend a pass to Paul's gym.

While Anthony becomes a Sugarbaker's partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor.

While Bill (Douglas Barr) is on a classified mission, Charlene befriends a man (Peter Crook) she meets at a support group.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute, accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Maude and Walter are the only two candidates for the "Businessman of the Year" award.

Maude's Christmas celebration turns out quite differently than she expected.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Blair's decision to tutor a mentally retarded young man causes more harm than good when her naive student misinterprets her good intentions.

Natalie embarks on a desperate search for her natural mother after an emotional confrontation with her adoptive mother.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Jack plays cupid for his date's widowed father.

Janet tells her parents she and Jack are married.

A man threatens to leave his wife to become a soldier of fortune; and Wojo moves in with his new girlfriend, a reformed prostitute.

Wojo's girlfriend, an ex prostitute, accepts his invitation to move in; Wojo is afraid of romantic commitment.

Ann's enthusiasm over her new lifestyle becomes a real problem when she accidentally influences the wrong person.

Barbara brings a mentally impaired boy to help Schneider.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Jenny gives her brother a cold reception when he appears after a two-year absence.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Actor Alan King; actor Charles Nelson Reilly.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancée (Fabiana Udenio).

Jamie (Helen Hunt) feels threatened by a new co-worker (guest star Kari Coleman); Ira (John Pankow) thinks James Earl Jones should narrate Paul's (Paul Reiser) film.

Jamie's remark about Ryan's musical talent offends Fran; Paul obsesses about the hourly rate the Buchmans are paying their therapist.

Mary Jo forbids Claudia (Priscilla Weems) to date an older man (Tom Isbell), then decides to date him herself.

A handsome client (Collin Bernsen) breaks Mary Jo's heart; Bernice gets her own late night television show.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Maude gets an offer she can't refuse when she tries to get rid of an expensive white elephant.

Maude is outraged when she receives a series of obscene phone calls.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Jo is forced to make a difficult decision when her exceptional ability at her new job gains her a quick promotion.

Blair discovers she's the unsuspecting victim when a tax audit reveals her father has done some questionable accounting.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Alex transforms Jennifer's rock band into a '40s-style swing group.

Jack and Janet try to thwart a wealthy man's efforts to make Cindy his bride.

Fired Furley moves in with the roommates.

Barney's graceful transition to middle age suffers as his squad expresses concern for his stamina and mental state.

The detectives try to track down a counterfeiter who produces bogus one-dollar bills to supplement his army pension.

An unmarried classmate of Barbara's arrives with her new baby.

Ann tries to work up the nerve to ask a handsome business associate for a date.

The Jeffersons give Harry Bentley a birthday party.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Actor Walter Matthau; singer-songwriter Katrina Leskanich; pilots Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

Lisa's attraction to the Buckmans' handyman endangers her engagement; Paul and Ira become legally entangled with Ziggy Klarik.

Skeptical Jamie (Helen Hunt) begins to believe an astrologer's (guest star Melanie Mayron) readings after a confrontation with her mother (guest star Carol Burnett).

Mary Jo switches her fake pearls for Suzanne's real ones as a joke, but then loses them.

Anthony tests his manhood by confronting a neighborhood bully.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Samantha soon regrets bestowing her powers on Darrin, who is confined to bed with a sprained ankle.

Samantha and Darrin prepare to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Walter has to cope with a deep psychological scar after a restaurant fire.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Mallory and Alex enter and compete in a WKS sponsored scholarship contest.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls.

The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack.

A psychiatrist refuses to divulge the name of a known arsonist in his care; and the Twelfth Precinct holds an open house that attracts only vagrants.

A man whose name was changed after he testified against the mob is falsely arrested for attempted robbery.

Faced with eviction, an elderly neighbor takes a hostage in Ann's apartment.

Julie auditions for Barbara's singer beau.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred invites B.B. King to dinner and gives him another reason to sing the blues.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Comedian Roseanne Barr; Actor Tom Arnold; Maggie Gill.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Paul sneaks a peek during Jamie's ultrasound and thinks he knows the baby's sex; Paul's uncle is in the hospital.

An uncle dies while filming an interview, and Paul is obsessed with finding the meaning of his last words.

Anthony and the ladies spy on Julia when she begins acting mysteriously.

The ladies are shocked when they see the results of Bernice's nose job.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by voodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Keith, stuck with two dates for one night, tries to scheme his way out of one. Guest star: Cheryl Ladd.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Endora promises to curb her witchcraft for the evening; Samantha arranges a dinner for Darrin's parents and her mother to meet.

Darrin refuses to allow Samantha to act as matron of honor at a cousin's wedding in Egypt; Darrin's job is threatened by an aggressive new assistant.

Maude is thunderstruck when her Ethiopian foster child comes to America.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Jennifer's grades suffer when she sets out to win a boy's (Wil Wheaton) admiration.

Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes.

Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary.

A black doctor claims to be cursed by voodoo; Dietrich and Levitt haul in a brokerage firm employee suspected of embezzlement.

Late-night visitors to the precinct include an irate tourist and an insomniac who's convinced that he'll be possessed by a succubus once he dozes off.

Barbara plans to win back her boyfriend from Julie.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Actor Richard Pryor; Roscoe Tanner; Floyd Jackson.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

A seemingly never-ending parade of visitors tests Paul's patience while he cares for his bedridden wife.

Feeling neglected as Jamie's baby shower is being planned, Paul asks Ira and Marvin to take a road trip.

Suzanne takes up smoking; Mary Jo decides to have another baby.

Julia becomes Atlanta's hottest new artist; Suzanne accidentally glues her lips together.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Hilda must find a husband and conceive a child within 48 hours when Sabrina loses her biological clock.

Zelda (Beth Broderick) becomes a party animal after moving in with Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) and her college roommates.

Sabrina writes an article for the school paper exposing the preferential treatment given to athletes.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) agrees to a double date on Valentine's Day with Josh and Morgan (David Lascher, Elisa Donovan).

Mindy sinks into a depression when Mork reveals he has been ordered to leave Earth.

Yearning for a baby of his own, Mork arranges to buy one from a shady character for $10,000.

Jack and Suzi trek into Rwanda's forest to see black and white Colobus monkeys; fruit bats thrive on a volcanic island.

Jack and his family meet Thula Thula's famous elephant herd; a behind-the-scenes look at how the animals on the reserve are kept safe.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Ann's apartment building gets a new owner.

Ann unwittingly helps an ambitious co-worker stab her in the back.

Stephanie's long-lost father unexpectedly arrives for her bat mitzvah.

Stephanie's father has ulterior motives for visiting.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Hazel and the Baxters decide that telling lies sets a bad example for Harold.

Mr. Griffin employs a lovesick cook from Scotland.

Tony is offered a job in the private sector and wonders what it would be like if he accepted.

Tony realizes how much he needs Jeannie when he thinks he has lost her.

While staying in a log cabin, Samantha casts a spell to transform it into a luxurious home.

Samantha agrees to hire a maid until the baby is born; The new maid is a klutz.

Actor George Peppard; actor Charlie Callas; Dr. Geoffrey Bourne; Charles O. Finley.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Stanley (Norman Fell) makes quite an impression on his snobbish neighbors when he locks himself out of his house while dressed only in a bathrobe.

Jack seeks a psychologist's romantic advice.

To increase its popularity, the Marin Bugler holds a beauty contest, with unexpected repercussions for the winner.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Circus; health farm; Soho bistro.

Mind reader; royal messenger; handyman.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) attempt to organize a neighborhood watch after their apartment is burglarized. With Staci Keanan.

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

Tootie learns that her college-bound boyfriend is illiterate.

A customer mysteriously vanishes on Halloween.

Natalie feels superior when she is allowed to take a course at Langley College.

Jo and Blair bring Mrs. Garrett to an exotic dance club for her birthday.

Sara develops a crush on a man who falls for Jackie instead.

Henry looks for another job when a new executive editor takes over at Wainwright Publishing.

Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

Mary asks Chester to donate a kidney to Danny; El Puerco hires a prostitute; Jodie continues his search for Wendy; Burt nabs Tibbs.

Jessica tries to seduce El Puerco; Gwen tells Danny that she loves him; Danny needs a new kidney; Mary tells Jodie and Danny that they have different fathers.

Mary tells Burt about her relationship with Chester; Jodie asks Maggie to marry him; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life; Mary remembers why Chester left her.

Mary tells Jessica that Chester is Danny's father; Burt becomes an overnight hero; Danny and Chester prepare for kidney transplant surgery.

Benson and Clayton are appalled to discover that they may be related to each other.

Kraus masquerades as a wealthy heiress to keep a manufacturing plant in the state.

Benson reluctantly emcees a telethon and lets Kraus sing when several acts cancel out.

Benson is shocked to discover his nephew, a school basketball star, can barely read or write.

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.

Alex lies to his friends about him and Simone.

Billy (Billy Connolly) helps Viki (Lara Piper) find her birth mother, but their happiness is short-lived. With William G. Schilling.

T.J. refuses Aristotle's invitation to the prom.

A team member's name is left off a trophy.

Tony is accused of being a teacher's pet; with Judith Light and Katherine Helmond.

Tony (Tony Danza) decides to help a tough teenager (Billy Gallo) from his old neighborhood. With Alyssa Milano.

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) appearance on a racy magazine cover affects Jonathan's (Danny Pintauro) class treasurer campaign. With Tony Danza and Judith Light.

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) sell tie-dyed shirts; Samantha (Alyssa Milano) is in debt.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Alex is determined to stop the budding friendship between Andy and Nick's 8-year-old nephew (Kaylan Romero).

Drew begs for Sharon's forgiveness after excerpts from his diary end up on the company's computer network.

Drew (Drew Carey) and his friends try to sneak into the Browns' stadium when their attempts to get tickets fail.

Oswald and Lewis' plan to sell Buzz Beer via the Internet backfires, which gets Kate and Drew into trouble.

Drew (Drew Carey) reluctantly attends his high-school reunion; Lewis (Ryan Stiles) manages to get Bo Derek to be his date.

Dave (Dave Foley) discovers unusual business expenses when Jimmy (Stephen Root) asks him to account for soaring costs.

Dave (Dave Foley) is surprised when his ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo) visits him under the assumption they are still a couple.

Lisa and Dave question their romance when Beth decides to reignite her relationship with her boyfriend.

Joe matchmakes for Dave; Bill thinks a fan (Dennis Miller) is stalking him.

Jack's ex-wife demands a position as a Blush columnist as part of their divorce settlement, but Finch knows her ulterior motive.

Jack gives Finch the boot after catching his assistant in bed with his ex-wife (Kristin Bauer); Finch becomes Snoop Dogg's new assistant.

Finch has second thoughts after he begins to date his a woman (Amy Sedaris) whose personality is very similar to his; Maya tries to explain her high raise.

When a new security guard arrives at Blush, Finch tells everyone that she used to stalk him at college and tried to steal his personality.

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

A stranger tries to pick up Mother Jefferson.

Business setbacks shatter George's self-confidence.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemana's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Danny and Keith suspect Laurie's shipboard suitor.

A presidential ambassador (Richard Mulligan) pursues Shirley.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Tony has an unexpected reunion with his childhood sweetheart.

Tony and Jeannie are about to celebrate their six-month anniversary.

Samantha uses her witchcraft to further one of Darrin's advertising campaigns.

Endora plants seeds of doubt in Darrin's mind in her latest effort to break up his marriage.

Carol's ex-husband suddenly turns on the charm and captivates the Findlay household.

Arthur learns a valuable lesson when he tries to teach his grandson the important things in life.

Vera makes an unsuccessful attempt at breaking into show business.

Flo's cool reception of her visiting father shocks Alice and Vera.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

The girls are determined to do everything in their power to spare Mrs. Garrett unnecessary stress.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Jack poses as his own twin to court Ralph's niece.

Larry hatches a plan to save Jack from his girlfriend's jealous other boyfriend.

The cast offers an affectionate tribute to the late Jack Soo by reviewing Sergeant Nick Yemana's more memorable moments at the Twelfth Precinct.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.