Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Maya hosts an elaborate murder-mystery party where everyone dresses in costume and pandemonium reigns.

Finch switches the cards on two of Elliot's birthday presents, leading Elliott to believe that Persky gave him a cool video game system while Maya gave him risque toys.

Finch gets a sleazy friend (Willie Garson) to pose as an advice columnist; Nina gets roped into a relationship.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year."

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Aunt Clara tries a spell that backfires and throws Samantha's voice out of sync.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year."

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fran Tate; actress Amy Irving.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Tabitha conjures up a dodo bird; Endora's magic is mysteriously transferred to Aunt Clara.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

Barbara becomes a target of ridicule after she files a complaint against her professor for sexual harassment.

Ann's business rival cons her into getting transferred out of town.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Actor Teri Garr; comic Paul Provenza; actor Jennifer O'Neill; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Keith's new car drains his wallet; guest Annette O'Toole.

The Partridges help a young runaway; guest Sandy Kenyon.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Aunt Clara zaps the Stephenses and Gladys Kravitz to Plymouth on Thanksgiving Day.

Darrin invites his client to dinner at his house to meet Endora.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Actor Roger Moore; actress Maureen Stapleton.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Ann and Barbara return from a trip to find their apartment has been burglarized.

Grandma Romano goes out on a date with Schneider.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Woody Harrelson; actor Blake Clark; cartoonist Cathy Guisewite.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

Brian and Joe come to the rescue when Antonio begins to believe he isn't good enough to romance anyone.

Helen goes on a spending spree after receiving a larger-than-expected insurance settlement; Brian and Casey question the foundation of their relationship.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

A department store plants a listening device in a competitor's office.

Hazel is taken to court for her part in painting a busy crosswalk.

Jeannie blinks Tony's automated plane to Cuba instead of Puerto Rico.

An unorthodox artist decorates Tony and Jeannie's house in an unusual way as an engagement present.

Samantha gives a joyless Mr. Mortimer the chance to meet Santa.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Victoria Butterfield's stern father disapproves of his daughter's new habits and boyfriend.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

On the eve of Alice's 40th birthday, her mother visits and convinces her that she's over the hill.

Mel's is not looking forward to his nerdy cousin Wendell's visit, but when Vera catches his eye Wendell turns to Mel for advice on how to woo her.

Tootie and Natalie recall the summer they met a memorable jazz singer.

Mrs. Garrett's high-school beau reappears.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Steven and Elyse bicker during their 20th anniversary eve party.

To earn extra money, Alex takes a job as a department-store Santa.

Jack adopts a new image to please a wealthy woman who would like to marry him.

Jack pretends he's a doctor to impress his visiting grandfather.

A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

Confused Barbara decides to drop out of college.

Schneider is chosen as a surrogate father.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Filmmaker Orson Welles; actor Orson Bean; actress Carol Lawrence; actress Kay Lenz.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Jamie finds herself feeling low following the birth, while Paul tries to direct his parents in "The Pirates of Penzance."

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a baby sitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

While in the other realm, Sabrina unknowingly starts rumors about her mortal friends that could prove damaging.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must decide whether to relinquish her witch powers in order to see her mortal mother.

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Sabrina's spell to help Valerie backfires and humiliates Sabrina; Salem tries to break the spell that made him a cat.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Poison dart frogs; snakes; jellyfish; sloths.

Capuchin monkeys; tamarins; spectacled caimans; an ocelot; the jaguar.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Alice encounters a flasher and Flo faces a handsome ex-husband who wants another divorce.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Ann, Julie, Barbara, Ginny and Schneider put on a New Year's Eve show for the lonely residents of a retirement hotel.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Gene Hackman; comic George Carlin; actress Gloria DeHaven.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

A famous oceanographer offers Muriel a job as photographer on his next expedition.

Spoof of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid."

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) attempt to organize a neighborhood watch after their apartment is burglarized. With Staci Keanan.

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Dutch and Eunice elope; Corinne has a shock; Elaine is taken.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Carol leaves Jodie at the altar; Mary tells Burt she knows about his affair.

Danny and Burt bungle an attempt to pay Elaine's ransom; Jessica decides to fire Detective Donahue.

Marcy is marrying Dan in the first governor mansion hosted wedding, with Benson over-seeing the arrangements; Marcy's mother shows a talent for disrupting Benson's smoothly organized wedding plans.

Kraus' childhood rival is visiting from Germany and expects to find Kraus married to the governor.

Benson learns the meaning of faith as a result of his mother's visit.

Clayton moves into the mansion after receiving death threats for foiling a bribe attempt.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar.

Dennis is torn between football and academics.

Charlie announces a trip to the Soviet Union.

Dr. Samuels (William G. Schilling) is determined that Charlie's class win its rematch in Russia. With Howard Hesseman.

The team begins the competition without three of its most needed members.

Angela and Tony (Judith Light, Tony Danza) wind up baby-sitting for a man (Paul Lieber) who has abandoned his child to pursue an acting career.

Tony is determined to beat an old baseball rival.

Angela's cooking puts Tony in the hospital.

An associate upstages Angela in an ad campaign.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Drew decides he's going to toughen up, but when a co-worker is fired and left homeless, Drew has a hard time turning him away.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets fired by Mimi (Kathy Kinney) and becomes suspicious of Mr. Wick's (Craig Ferguson) whereabouts; Drew meets his neighbors.

Drew schemes to get his house back after it is seized because of his former roommate's illegal activity.

When his girlfriend refuses to "pig out" on junk food, Drew changes his diet and decides to lose weight.

Bill and Lisa (Phil Hartman, Maura Tierney) book Jerry Seinfeld (guest starring as himself) as a guest on their new program, saving them from disaster.

Proud to be the strangest person on staff, Matthew (Andy Dick) is challenged by the appearance of an odd temp (guest star French Stewart).

A futuristic WNYX operates in outer space; guest Bobbie Brown.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a lawyer (guest star Norm MacDonald) when Matthew (Andy Dick) is injured while playing a game in the office.

Maya's photography teacher (David Clennon) wants her to pose in the nude; Finch competes for Jack's attention.

Nina, Maya and Elliott are thrilled to have been nominated for Femmy Awards; Finch is rejected by a cover girl.

Fair play is not a priority when Jack hires former slugger Steve Garvey for the annual baseball game.

Jack is determined to get back in shape and hires a tough, personal trainer (Neal McDonough); Maya and Finch collaborate on a screenplay.

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

A meddlesome contest winner spends a week with the Partridges.

No one in the family is very happy about Laurie's new boyfriend, a biker named Snake.

Both George and Hazel conspire to get a new client for George's business.

Hazel's plan to get rid of a bothersome handyman backfires when he proposes to her.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Maude comes face to face with today's youth when she agrees to chaperone Phillip's birthday party.

Arthur's convictions during a doctors' strike prove to be very unhealthy.

Vera causes trouble for Mel when she cashes an old school friend's check at the diner.

Mel's beneficiaries start squabbling over what they will get when he passes away.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

The girls head to Florida for spring break.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

Alex tells Nick he'd rather spend his weekends with his friends than with him.

Schneider becomes involved with a 22-year-old woman.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Actor Peter Strauss; author Gore Vidal.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.

Helen is irate when Joe alters the architectural plans for their house without consulting her; after their fight, Joes dreams that he and Helen die in a plane crash.

Helen decides to throw a lavish Christmas Eve party, but Joe is in a hurry to go skiing in Vermont; Brian and Casey agree to date other people.

Therapy reveals that Jamie may not be ready to meet Paul's expectations following the birth of their baby.

Jamie befriends Sarah, a single parent with a career; honors go to Paul's head; Ira dates Rebecca Lobo.

Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison.

A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory; An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel sees her investment in a bakery rise to a healthy profit.

In George's absence, Hazel cares for his brother's household.

Jeannie's sister plots to steal newlywed Tony; Jeannie II starts a relationship with an officer.

Jeannie sets Roger up with the General's niece and a voluptuous creature named Laverne.

Endora returns Darrin to his bachelor days to prove that he would be happier single.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur becomes outraged when a gay bar opens in the neighborhood.

The ghost of Mel's former partner returns to haunt him when Mel fires the waitresses for refusing to work on Christmas Eve.

Alice impresses the leader of a biker gang when she stands up to him for refusing to pay his check.

Jo falls for a singer; Blair's new love is unusual.

Mrs. Garrett offers Kevin a room in the attic.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

Alex attempts to convince retired blues singer Eddie Dupre (Brownie McGhee) to revive his career.

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jack botches a cooking demonstration on a local TV talk show.

Janet dons a blond wig and a new personality.

Wojo submits to hypnosis to aid his memory; An inventor at an electronics company breaks into his company's safe.

A thick fog envelopes New York causing a burglar to break into a Christian Science Reading Room by mistake.

Schneider's involvement with a 22-year-old woman leads to multiple complications.

Barbara agrees to marry an illegal alien.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Cathy Moriarty; Richard Lewis; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

Helen and Joe test their parenting skills while baby-sitting a friend's 6-year-old daughter.

Helen thinks that the man (Pat Hingle) claiming to be Joe and Brian's long-lost grandfather is an impostor.

Letting Mabel cry herself to sleep turns out to be harder on Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) than the baby.

Jamie is reluctant to stop breast-feeding Mabel, despite Paul's urgings; Jamie's mother, Theresa, dates a younger man.

Allison invites herself along when Mary Jo's brother decides to take Quint on a hunting trip.

After an evening together, Julia develops a new respect for Rusty (Michael Goldfinger) the electrician.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Hazel and the mistress of the house misunderstand one another.

After much needling from Bill Fox, Hazel decides to lose some weight.

Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Tabitha conjures up Prince Charming; Helen, Darrin's cousin falls for him; Sleeping Beauty appears.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Maude and Walter are the only two candidates for the "Businessman of the Year" award.

Maude's Christmas celebration turns out quite differently than she expected.

At Mel and Earl's urging, Tommy sneaks out to play in a championship basketball game.

Tommy's dates with Mel's niece cause anxious moments for both Alice and Mel.

The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.

A budding romance develops between Blair's mother and Jo's father.

On her 42nd birthday, Muriel discovers she's pregnant.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

Jack escorts Janet to a stuffy, formal party.

Jack signs up for a computer dating service.

A man admits that he killed his barber after a bad haircut; and a woman decides to cancel the murder contract she put out on her husband; The 12th precinct becomes a homicide squad.

The detectives attempt to find the hapless husband before the hit man does; and Harris makes a pass at the station's new crime photographer.