A judge assigns Buck to community service with Habitat for Humanity; Peggy and Dee Dee plan a Christmas dinner at the Habitat house.

Bobby and Connie pretend to break up to throw off her parents so the two can spend more time together.

Boomhauer gives advice on love so Bobby will impress Connie on St. Valentine's Day.

Hank and Bobby are both nominated to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen; in the end Hank is chosen.

Hank tries to win the Renaissance Faire propane account by getting Peggy to work there; when Peggy is sentenced to the stocks for protesting the treatment of female employees, Hank must defend his wife's honor.

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Peggy plays the stock market with Minh and Dale, hoping to earn money for a new flat-screen TV.

When Hank and Bobby decide to get involved with a boys' outdoor club called the Order of the Straight Arrow, Hank clashes with the Arrowmaster.

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky asks his sister Myrna and her children to the party.

Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, asks Hank to accompany him to the National Propane Gas Convention.

When Hank and Peggy forget to pick up Bobby at the mall, he uses their guilt to pit them against each other for his attention.

During football practice, Hank breaks his nose and goes to a plastic surgeon to get it fixed.

Peggy becomes friends with Katt Savage, the coolest and most glamorous mother at Bobby's cotillion classes.

Dale gets out of hand when Nancy leaves the small-town news arena for the bright lights of Dallas, prompting Hank and Peggy to beg her to return home.

Bobby sees the error of his ways and decides it's up to him to bring peace to Arlen; Hank and the guys try to outdo another neighborhood with the grandest July Fourth fireworks extravaganza ever.

Hank receives a box of his late father's personal effects and a set of bizarre last requests; Dale and Bill become bitter enemies while fighting over an empty beer can left on the ground.

Hank is vilified by a Little League coach when he tries to be realistic about Bobby's below-average baseball skills.

Luanne creates a franchise around her Manger Baby puppets and becomes a children's performer.

Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant.

After wishing him bad luck, Homer feels responsible when Ned Flanders' business fails.

Marge volunteers at church and becomes an inspirational leader for Springfield. Voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright and Yeardley Smith.

Trapped in Tokyo with no air fare, the Simpsons become contestants on a dangerous and demented Japanese game show.

Homer tries to fix things when Marge gets tired of his behavior; Milhouse, inspired by "A Streetcar Named Desire," tries to attract Lisa with a bad-boy persona.

When Comic Book Guy meets a woman writing an autobiographical manga, he seeks Homer's advice on dating.

Sideshow Bob kills Bart; Homer has short-term memory loss; radiation exposure gives Lisa, Bart and Milhouse superpowers.

Marge becomes obsessed with the Japanese way of life; Homer must find a new home for the family pig and Lisa must say goodbye to her saxophone.

In an homage to E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Gene finds an expensive talking toilet and befriends it; together with Louise and Tina, the Belcher kids help the toilet hide from the evil toilet hunter.

Louise tries to take down her teacher by recreating a Thomas Edison experiment involving electrocuting an elephant.

When Tina starts dating Josh, a ballet dancer, Jimmy Jr. becomes jealous and the two guys wind up in a dance-off for her heart.

When the Belchers visit Linda's parents in Florida, they find that the senior home where they live is full of swingers; Tina, Gene and Louise search for a legendary snake.

Car trouble causes the Belchers to cancel their night out; the family hits a winning streak while competing on a TV game show.

When Bob cuts his finger and Linda has to take him to the hospital, the kids turn the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino.

When Louise and Tina go to a Boyz 4 Now concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the singers; Gene enters a table-setting competition.

Bob chaperones the kids' field trip; Louise gets lost in a closed rainforest exhibit at the museum.

Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game.

Lisa is smitten with an eco-terrorist and spends four days in a tree to prevent it from being cut down.

Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.

Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.

A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.

Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.

Fry discovers that Santa Claus is an 8-foot robot who menaces people on Christmas Eve in the year 3000.

When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.

The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.

When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.

Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio and Lauren Tom.

Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.

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Blind veteran Norman Nordstrom has been hiding out for several years in an isolated cabin. He lives with a young girl and has recreated the family stolen from him by a drunken driver. Their quiet life together is soon shattered when a group of unseemly criminals kidnaps her. Norman is now forced to tap into even darker and more creative instincts in an effort to save her.

In the 1800s, a group of all-female warriors protects the African kingdom of Dahomey with skills and fierceness unlike anything the world has ever seen. Faced with a new threat, Gen. Nanisca trains the next generation of recruits to fight against a foreign enemy that's determined to destroy their way of life.

Set several centuries in the future, the abandoned Alita is found in the scrapyard of Iron City by Ido, a compassionate cyber-doctor who takes the unconscious cyborg Alita to his clinic. When Alita awakens, she has no memory of who she is, nor does she have any recognition of the world she finds herself in. As Alita learns to navigate her new life and the treacherous streets of Iron City, Ido tries to shield her from her mysterious past.

When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others.

After Homer creates a tell-all Web page, he is awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his truthful revelations.

Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.

Gene goes to baseball camp; Tina gets hooked on caffeine.

Bob, Linda and the kids brave river rapids, squirrels and separation while on a camping adventure.

The kids' Halloween adventure goes awry when Louise's friend Millie takes them hostage.

Linda's attempt to spice up date night by signing up for flying lessons backfires when Bob refuses to go with her and she ends up the target of a charming pilot.

When Bob gets a job cooking at a frat house, he and the brothers find themselves in the middle of a prank war; the kids hatch a plan to invade the frat house.

Bob discovers his carefully prepared turkey was put in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage.

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.

Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.

Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.

When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.

Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.

Bender is recruited by the robot mafia to participate in a Zuban cigar heist. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Tress MacNeille.

The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.

The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.

Hank discovers that Connie has a talent for bluegrass music and arranges a trip to Branson to enter her in a fiddle contest.

After Peggy is conned into buying an expensive at-home Ph.D.course, she comes up with a plan to scam the scammers.

When Cotton's WWII veteran's group, the VFW, is threatened with bankruptcy, Hank suggests the group invite Vietnam vets to become members.

Desperate for a teaching job, Peggy impersonates a nun to land a position at a parochial school, but having to teach a religion class might expose her.

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In the 1800s, a group of all-female warriors protects the African kingdom of Dahomey with skills and fierceness unlike anything the world has ever seen. Faced with a new threat, Gen. Nanisca trains the next generation of recruits to fight against a foreign enemy that's determined to destroy their way of life.

Set several centuries in the future, the abandoned Alita is found in the scrapyard of Iron City by Ido, a compassionate cyber-doctor who takes the unconscious cyborg Alita to his clinic. When Alita awakens, she has no memory of who she is, nor does she have any recognition of the world she finds herself in. As Alita learns to navigate her new life and the treacherous streets of Iron City, Ido tries to shield her from her mysterious past.

They are children of the atom, homo superior, the next link in the chain of evolution. Each was born with a unique genetic mutation, which at puberty manifested itself in extraordinary powers. In a world filled with hate and prejudice, they are feared by those who cannot accept their differences. Led by Xavier the X-Men fight to protect a world that fears them. They are locked in a battle with former colleague and friend, Magneto who believes humans and mutants should never co-exist.

Bart and the others lay siege to their elementary school when it doesn't shut down during a snow storm.

An operation to remove a crayon wedged in Homer's brain makes him intelligent.

Linda reunites her old band to perform at her high school reunion; a woman who had a crush on Bob in high school attempts to impress him.

Bob becomes a substitute home economics teacher at Tina's school and creates a restaurant in the classroom.

The Belchers spend Christmas Eve running from a candy cane-shaped truck; Teddy gets stuck in the Santa trap.

Linda plans a surprise slumber party for Louise, much to her dismay; Louise tries to make the girls go home; Linda becomes infatuated some raccoons that are getting into the restaurant's dumpster.

In order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., Tina becomes a magician's assistant; Bob becomes the victim of a curse.

The Belchers hire a documentary filmmaker and a former football star to help them film a commercial.

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.

When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.

The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.

After drowning his loneliness in alcohol, Brian is charged with drunken driving, and a judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman.

Stewie gets the acting bug and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts; Peter saves a nudist from the ocean.

When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.

The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail.

After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2."

When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.

Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.

When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

When Fry and Leela exchange job chips, Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl and Fry thaws out his old girlfriend.

Bill gets drunk and steals a military tank after learning he was used as a guinea pig in a secret army experiment.

Bobby and Joseph are hurt when their dads show more interest in one another's son than in their own; Dale is convinced that Joseph's real father is an alien.

Kahn tries to join the Nine Rivers Country Club in order to one-up Hank.

Fed up with substitute teaching, Peggy takes a job as a bilingual telephone operator at Alamo Beer, where some trouble is brewing.

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Meet Charlie Baileygates, a 17-year veteran of the Rhode Island police force. Charlie is mild-mannered, hard-working, always helpful, and a devoted and loving father to three sons. Unfortunately, Charlie has Split Personality Disorder, and when he runs out of his medication ... Meet Hank Baileygates (Jim Carrey), Charlie's hyper-aggressive alter-ego. Hank's got a filthy mouth, drinks like a fish, breaks skulls and loves dirty, dirty sex.

Always looking for action, five over-enthusiastic but under-stimulated Vermont State Troopers raise hell on the highway, keeping motorists anxiously looking in their rear-view mirrors. Between an ongoing feud with the local cops over whose you-know-what is bigger, and the state government wanting to shut them down, the "Super Troopers" find themselves precariously and hilariously heading toward calamity as they try to avoid extinction.

Fired for their previous shenanigans, former Vermont Highway Patrol officers Thorny, Farva, Rabbit, Foster and Mac get a shot at redemption from Capt. O'Hagan and Gov. Jessan. The wacky quintet must provide law enforcement for a French Canadian town that's transitioning to U.S. sovereignty. Their unconventional methods soon get put to the test when they encounter a smarmy mayor, mischievous Mounties, a smuggling ring and a 1,300-pound bear.

A softhearted Marge invites a recent parolee to move into the Simpson household.

The Comic Book Guy has a stress attack, so Milhouse and Bart take over the comic book store.

Homer builds a tennis court in the back yard, but Homer becomes jealous of Bart's tennis skills and swears revenge at the Krusty Klassic.

Through hypnosis, Sideshow Bob turns Bart into a killing machine.

Bart, Milhouse, Ralph and Nelson are recruited by boy-band creator L.T. Smash; NSYNC pays a visit to Springfield.

Bob and Linda learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy versions of the school are considered offensive and too creative.

Tina isn't invited to a classmate's bat mitzvah but ends up at the event anyway when her family is hired to cater.

When Bob and Linda plan a romantic getaway at a burger convention, they ask Teddy to watch the kids; Teddy tries to put Tina's crush in his place.

When the Belchers go on a train trip, Gene, Louise and Tina are seated in a separate car; Linda and Bob indulge in a wine-tasting.

After predicting a telemarketer's call at the restaurant, Linda and the kids believe she's psychic.

Tina attends a convention based on an animated show about ponies and finds that many of the fans are middle-aged men; when Tina is tricked out of her rare pony toy, Bob goes under cover to get it back.

Chris falls for his new substitute teacher, who wants him to kill her husband; Brian tries to get through to a bunch of school rejects.

When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.

When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.

When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.

The guys are sentenced to death on Planet Amazonia by a race of giant women. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Bea Arthur.

The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.

Fry searches the ruins of New York for a seven-leaf clover he remembers from his past. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Lauren Tom and David Herman.

Peggy persuades lonely Luanne to join a sorority, but the group's cultlike activities prompt Hank to intervene.

While trying to retrace why he hates the government, Dale discovers that his dad is a gay rodeo performer.

When Hank has a dream about him and Nancy grilling hamburgers in the nude, Peggy tries to figure out a way to win her husband back.

Boomhauer slides into depression when he's dumped by the woman he loves.

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Everyday people flip the script on Wall Street and get rich by turning GameStop into one of the world's hottest companies. In the middle of everything is Keith Gill, a regular guy who starts it all by sinking his life savings into the stock. When his social media posts start blowing up, so does his life and the lives of everyone following him. As a stock tip becomes a movement, everyone gets wealthy -- until the billionaires fight back and both sides find their worlds turned upside down.

A woman starts to have second doubts about her husband after he runs away from an approaching avalanche, leaving her and their two sons behind.

The past comes back to haunt Bert Kreischer when a murderous mobster tries to kidnap him to atone for his crimes. With help from his estranged father, Bert must retrace the steps of his younger self as a sociopathic crime family goes to war.

Homer goes on a hunger strike for the Springfield baseball team.

Lisa tries to figure out why the new girl picks on smart children; Homer baby-proofs the house for Maggie.

Hungry Homer rips into a 30-year-old box of crackers and finds a winning ticket for a trip to Africa.

Marge severs Homer's thumb, Lisa creates a grammar robot, and Bart and Milhouse try to bust fireworks smugglers.

Homer and Flanders build a biblical-theme park as a tribute to Ned's wife, Maude.

When Gene, Louise and Tina discover a valuable whale by-product on the beach, Louise tries to cheat her siblings out of the profit; Bob and Linda deal with their unstable landlord.

When she learns she has a cavity, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's (Megan Mullally) house.

When Tina is unable to speak after falling and biting her tongue during a cheerleading audition, Louise offers to be her translator.

Motivated by the promise of a beachside burger restaurant, Bob helps Felix (Zach Galifianakis) talk Mr. Fischoeder (Kevin Kline) into selling Wonder Wharf.

Linda and the kids must save the day when Felix's desperate measures put Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger.

Gene decides to stage an underground performance of his "Die Hard"-inspired musical, triggering a feud when he decides to schedule for the same night as Courtney's school sanctioned show.

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met (Robert Downey Jr.), so she brings him home from a mental institution to live with her family.

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

When Peter goes on a TV game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire is smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

Bender accidentally dumps hazardous material on penguins while he pilots the ship past Pluto. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

Bender meets a charming fembot in the Bending Factory when Farnsworth sends him there for rehabilitation.

Fry is strangely immune when flying brains invade Earth and reduce other humans to imbecility. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Dr. Zoidberg makes a movie with his uncle, a faded hologram star, and ends up at the 3001 Academy Awards ceremony.

Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.

Hank, Peggy and Bobby accompany Cotton when he goes to Japan to apologize to the families of soldiers he had killed during World War II.

Hank is appalled when he sees Bobby and his new friend (Eliza Dushku) imitating a boy band's suggestive dance moves.

Bill wolfs down a huge quantity of food at a record-breaking pace. Jeff Garlin, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson guest star.

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A woman starts to have second doubts about her husband after he runs away from an approaching avalanche, leaving her and their two sons behind.

The past comes back to haunt Bert Kreischer when a murderous mobster tries to kidnap him to atone for his crimes. With help from his estranged father, Bert must retrace the steps of his younger self as a sociopathic crime family goes to war.

Homer starts a daycare center in his home while recuperating from a knee injury.

The Simpsons play folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.

Marge orders a futuristic home; a tarot-reading Gypsy curses Homer; Bart and Lisa attend a school of magic.

Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser.

When Moe renovates his tavern, Homer opens a bar in his garage so that the old gang has a place to fit in.

Homer is hired to write the blurbs found inside Chinese fortune cookies, and one of his cookies leads to love for Mr. Burns. Guest voice of Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Homer regresses to his childhood and relives long-buried memories. Guest voices of Paul Newman and Judith Owen.

Disenchanted by the blatant commercialism at church, Lisa becomes a Buddhist but can't resist celebrating Christmas.

Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after he admits he had a previous marriage.

Tina starts a romance with a spirit thought to be living in the Belchers' basement.

When Bob learns his burgers contributed to Teddy's bad health, he signs up for a stuntman boot camp with his friend; the kids make an ice rink in the freezer.

While Bob boycotts Thanksgiving, Linda and the kids spend the day at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival; a wild bird attack leads to mayhem.

When Bob enters a burger contest, he discovers his distinguishing ingredient is missing; the kids try to help their dad.

At Bob's father's Christmas party, he and Bob rehash an old argument; the kids compete to get the best gift for Bob.

Tina goes under cover in her old Thundergirls troop to find who is giving away cookie secrets; Linda dyes her hair.

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt; a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk-singing days.

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage after Jasper announces he wants to marry his partner at the Griffin home.

Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.

The Griffins get robbed; Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.

After a competitive swimming lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Leela is reunited with an orphan-turned-plastic surgeon who offers her the appearance of two eyes. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.

Fry is fed a diet of motor oil at an insane asylum for robots until he comes to believe that he is a robot.

Prodigal sons return to start a competing delivery service that threatens the existence of Planet Express.

Connie's cousin (Lucy Liu) builds a crystal methamphetamine laboratory, and Peggy unknowingly enters it in the science fair.

Bobby challenges Peggy for supremacy in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day, and Peggy responds by kidnapping his turkey.

Hank scolds Bobby for teaching the arthritic family dog how to dance. Scott Hamilton provides a guest voice.

Hank becomes a thorn in Bobby's side when he tries to support his son's decision to cultivate roses. Michael Clarke Duncan and Betty White guest star.

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When a failed nuclear fusion experiment results in an explosion that kills his wife, Dr. Otto Octavius is transformed into Dr. Octopus, a cyborg with deadly metal tentacles. Doc Ock blames Spider-Man for the accident and seeks revenge. Meanwhile, Spidey's alter ego, Peter Parker, faces fading powers and self-doubt. Complicating matters are his best friend's hatred for Spider-Man and his true love's sudden engagement to another man.

Hank and the guys deal with less-than-agreeable visitors when Boomhauer trades homes with a Canadian family for the summer.

A trio of older girls befriends Bobby, and Hank worries that his son is being emasculated; Hank and the guys build the ultimate cart for a homeless man.

When Springfield gets the name "fattest town on Earth," Marge puts the family on a diet.

Silenced by a broken jawbone, Homer becomes a good listener and fosters family harmony.

Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.

When wealthy Greta Wolfcastle (guest voice Reese Witherspoon) develops a crush on Bart, her father, Ranier, gives Bart's family the royal treatment.

Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor (guest voice Dennis Weaver), who yearns to reclaim his past fame, by booking him on Krusty's show.

Grandpa tries to impress an attractive new woman (guest voice Olympia Dukakis) at the nursing home by showing off his driving skills.

Lisa suggests that Homer read aloud from a children's book that he got out of the library when Bart was born.

The family travels to Rio de Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.

Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when he was attacked by crows.

Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer, recalling escapades and entanglements over the years.

Inspired by Stan Lee of Marvel Comics, Bart creates an animated series based on his life with a character named "Angry Dad."

Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, she finds out and files for divorce.

Lisa befriends college girls who are unaware of her age; Bart must live in a bubble after being bitten by a Chinese mosquito.

Homer's sentence for threatening an endangered caterpillar is the care of an old woman, but she dies, and the new judgment is death by electric chair.

After Homer causes a blackout sending Springfield citizens on a looting rampage, he dons a badge to restore order.

Homer clones swarm the countryside; a madman turns townspeople into animallike creatures; a posse of otherworldly outlaws rides into Springfield.

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when corporate giant Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit with their single, "Evil, Evil Monkey."

When Peter's boss (Carrie Fisher) tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Lois volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns that Chris has some incorrect information on the subject.

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Meg must drive Peter around after he loses his license.

After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan then fears he has cancer after spending too much time in a tanning booth.

Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot; Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends; Lois and Stewie try to potty train Brian.

Hank falls through the kitchen floor and discovers the underground escape tunnel Dale has been building.

Peggy persuades Hank to take over the lease for a bookstore so she can be part of an exclusive book club.

A wealthy pork supplier (guest star Michael Keaton) takes a special interest in Luanne. Chuck Mangione also guest stars as himself.

Hank and the guys spend a night in the Megalomart to solve a pest problem. Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Tom Arnold, Ashley Gardner and Chuck Mangione guest star.

Luanne trains to be a boxer and squares off against George Foreman's daughter, Freeda, in the ring.

Redcorn tells Hank he is worried about Dale's ability to raise Joseph.

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Bobby joins the local college's meat-examination team after he discovers he has a talent for identifying cuts of meat.

Hank's mother announces that she has decided to marry a man Hank has never met and move into a recreational vehicle.

To relieve his loneliness, Bill takes in some roommates, including Principal Moss, a former pinup girl and a Russian who deals in high-end fashion knockoffs.

After getting into an argument with Joseph about the girl he has been dating, Dale ends up in a mental institution.

Kahn's bouts of manic depression threaten to derail Hank's plan to build a tricked-out barbecue grill for an upcoming Strickland event.

A social worker arrives at the Hill household when people misinterpret Hank's attitude toward Bobby. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy.

The school principal recruits Peg to teach sex education to Bobby's class; Hank does everything he can to keep his son from learning about sex.

Hank gets in trouble with the police and environmentalists when he takes Bobby and his Boy Scout troop on an adventure.

Willie Nelson invites the Hills to a barbecue after Bobby accidentally hits the star with a golf club.

After leaving her boyfriend, Hank's niece, Luanne, finds comfort with Boomhauer. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy. Guest voice: Chuck Mangione.

When Hank suffers irregularity, he must tolerate the embarrassment of a visit to the doctor and questions from his friends.

The Hills feud with their new Laotian neighbors when the families' dogs begin mating. Voices of Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall and Brittany Murphy..

Lisa enrolls in a dance school run by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse camp out at a shopping mall for a week.

After Homer injures himself in a fall, he develops a talent as an opera singer.

Lisa persuades Marge to pursue her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina by auditioning for a ballet academy; Homer shows Bart his secret room where he manufactures beef jerky.

The family travels to New York in search of Bart's long-lost love.

When Homer loses $5,000 to Broadway legend Laney Fontaine in a poker game, he settles the debt by loaning out Lisa for a month; Laney transforms Lisa into a show-biz kid.

Marge and Lisa turn Lisa's experiences into a pop culture hit, but they struggle with creative differences.

Marge becomes director of Springfield's local theater, armed with Lisa's script resembling "Hamilton"; Homer joins a baby class with Maggie, and he takes a liking to supervisor Chloe.

A musical comes to life in Springfield as Marge stages a revival of her beloved high school show -- but her wonderful memories are threatened by the return of a rival from the past.

Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion; Linda adorns the walls of the restaurant with napkins decorated by customers.

Gene, Tina and Louise are excited about joining a go kart league; Bob helps Teddy discretely serve his home-brewed beer.

In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job at the restaurant.

Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans a week of Valentine's Day activities for her and Bob.

Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign in order to keep Millie from winning; Bob becomes obsessed with a $300 knife.

When Linda's sister, Gayle (Megan Mullally), comes to the restaurant in tears because her date was canceled, the kids compete to be her companion for the evening.

When Bob's automatic helicopter falls apart, he battles the manufacturer to get a refund; Tina gets help preparing for her oral book report.

Linda is disappointed by Bob's idea of romance; when the school's chinchilla, which Linda was supposed to be watching, escapes, a wild chase ensues.

Marge and the children send Homer to the Rolling Stones' fantasy camp, where he rubs elbows with rockers Elvis Costello, Mick Jagger, Lenny Kravitz, Tom Petty, Keith Richards and Brian Setzer.

Bart and Lisa land in the same third-grade classroom, and the teacher concludes Bart is the superior student on the first day.

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.

The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, but must dumb down her political views in order to win.

After Bender has a debilitating accident, rock star Beck comes to his aid with a benefit concert. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voice: Beck.

The professor creates a team of mutants to challenge the fearsome Harlem Globetrotters. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.

Fry falls for a replica of actress Lucy Liu, who is being held against her will by an Internet company.

The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.

After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.

In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.

The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.

Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.

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A newly unveiled ocean liner, the Argonautica sets out on its first cruise, only to encounter dangers both on board and in the ocean depths. While the beautiful thief Trillian attempts to steal riches from the boat's wealthy passengers, the ship encounters major problems, most notably a giant murderous sea creature with tentacles. Eventually, a boat captained by John Finnegan comes across the Argonautica, and everyone struggles to survive the monster.

Klaatu, an extraterrestrial visitor to planet Earth, becomes the herald of upheaval on a global scale. As the world's governments and scientists race to understand what is happening and how to stop it, Dr. Helen Benson and her stepson come to understand the chilling ramifications behind Klaatu's statement that he is a "friend to the Earth."

After climatologist Jack Hall is largely ignored by U.N. officials when presenting his environmental concerns, his research proves true when a superstorm develops, setting off catastrophic natural disasters throughout the world; trying to get to his son, Sam, who is trapped in New York with his friend Laura and others, Jack and his crew must travel by foot from Philadelphia, braving the elements, to get to Sam before it's too late.

Marge gets breast implants meant for a younger patient; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty on an episode of "Batman and Robin."

Homer and the family live like pioneers on a reality series; TV producers throw Squiggy (guest voice David Lander) into the mix to boost ratings.

Sideshow Bob helps Chief Wiggum pursue a killer who is stalking Homer and his family.

Bart feels sorry for Mrs Krabapple after Skinner stands her up, so he nominates her for an award.

The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival; Bob and Linda suspect a young girl of scamming them.

Gene starts a band -- only to be kicked out, and ends up vowing to never play the Casio again; Linda has a terrible rash.

When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing.

When a terrible storm strands the Belchers in Craggy Neck, they must take shelter with the mysterious owner of a large beach house.

When Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite monster series, they decide to mastermind a father-daughter reunion.

Faced with a rent increase, Bob and the other tenants on Ocean Avenue organize a strike only to discover they will have to compete with one another at Mr. Fischoeder's estate to keep rest reasonable.

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

Brian, Jillian and Stewie move into an apartment; Meg and Chris get jobs at a convenience store.

Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.

When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade, but he changes his tune when he finds out he was born in Mexico.

Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.

Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.

Seeking revenge, James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as the head of the household, prompting Peter to try to ruin the actor's career.

When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.

A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.

Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.

Amy's romance with Kif results in a surprise pregnancy, and Kif must return to his home world to give birth in a swamp.

Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.

Bikers (guest stars Jennifer Aniston and David Herman) urge Hank and Peggy to attend a week-long motorcycle rally. Jamie Kennedy also guest stars.

Peggy opposes Minh's run for the school board; Bobby and Connie find themselves taking sides in the dispute.

Hank sends Bobby to a military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.

Hank introduces Bobby to the world of propane and propane accessories; Bill straps weather balloons to a chair in an attempt to fly.

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Hoping to harness the magical Smurf-essence, evil wizard Gargamel creates a pair of Smurflike creatures, called Naughties. Only a real Smurf can give Gargamel what he wants, so he kidnaps Smurfette to force her to cast a spell that will transform the Naughties into Smurfs. Papa, Clumsy and the rest of the Smurfs reunite with their human friends Patrick and Grace to rescue Smurfette from the wizard's clutches.

Barney is a socially awkward schoolboy who receives a robot named Ron -- a walking, talking, digitally connected device that's supposed to be his best friend. Barney is excited to finally have his own robot -- until his new toy starts to hilariously malfunction, drawing the attention of a shady executive who wants to protect his company's stock price at all costs.

Denny Swift is a Formula One race car driver who understands that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate everyday life. Besides his career, Denny has three loves of his life -- his beautiful wife, their young daughter and his best friend -- a dog who wants to be reincarnated into a human.

Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.

Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights after she is mugged.

Jealous of Flanders, Homer prays to God for good things to happen.

Judge emancipates Bart after finding that Homer squandered his son's earnings.

When Bob starts to lose his hair, Linda reminisces about his mustache and how it made her fall for him; the kids make up their own versions of how Bob and Linda met.

Bob thinks the upcoming Land Ship parade will increase business -- until he learns two porta-potties will be in front of his restaurant; Tina's friends tell her she is boring.

When Louise reveals that she hasn't been scared before, the Belchers visit a haunted house; the trip is more frightening than anticipated.

Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when a snowstorm derails Bob's trip home with an injured Gayle (Megan Mullally).

A grumpy mall Santa (Henry Winkler) threatens to put Gene, Tina and Louise on the naughty list, inspiring them to arrange a musical performance in hopes of changing Santa's mind before Christmas.

When Bob throws a dinner party, Gayle takes advantage of the opportunity to introduce her new love interest to the family; a long-standing feud is revealed.

When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.

After terrorizing the neighbors with his new pet parrot, Peter accidentally kills his beloved bird; Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for an intern.