A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself.

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) begins dating his new maid (Angela Featherstone); George ponders a nickname; Elaine has to get the new area code.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

After NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom, the four pals are arrested for breaking the good Samaritan law.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

Some of the best scenes from nine seasons of "Seinfeld" are brought together in a celebration of the series.

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Christine battles an aggressive activist with an opposing stance when she tries to become more politically active.

Christine nearly gets Mr. Harris fired when she sends an e-mail intended for Barb to all the parents at Ritchie's school.

When Christine figures out Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, she goes to any length possible to make sure he doesn't screw up the job.

Chrisitine tries to stay sober at her friend's wedding, but has a hard time keeping her mouth shut nonetheless.

In flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about Mother's Day celebrations.

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist; Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors.

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi.

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

A woman's impending visit excites Jerry, until he learns she's getting married.

Jerry goes to great lengths to find and woo a woman he met at a party.

Jerry's plans to move to a new apartment are complicated by George and Elaine.

Jerry breaks off an unusual friendship with a fellow (Kevin Dunn) he has disliked for years.

George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

Jerry feels responsible for the death of an elderly woman (Rozsika Halmos) he upset the day before.

Jerry buys a very expensive suede jacket but learns that clothes don't always make the man.

George enlists Jerry's help in removing a message that he left on a date's (Tory Polone) answering machine.

Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.

Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George.

George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb test one another's boundaries while following Ritchie to his school's camping trip in the desert.

Christine realizes that a reckless evening may have jeopardized her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

Hawkeye turns sleuth to solve a rash of robberies in which he is the prime suspect.

Army surgeons blow off steam between hours of combat surgery.

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

A young cowhand saves Matt from an ambush, and it isn't long before Matt has an opportunity to return the favor.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Marshal Matt Dillon maintains law and order in Dodge City.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.

Widowed sheriff Andy Taylor raises his son in Mayberry, N.C., with the help of his Aunt Bee, who looks after the family.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Ray Barone is a successful sports writer and family man who deals with a brother and parents, who happen to live across the street.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

A divorced mother tries to keep up with everyone around her.

Christine tries to convince Barb that she is cool and thinks that acting a bit more wild will prove her point.

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis.

When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend.

Radar gets a recorded "Dear John" letter, and the doctors try to come to his assistance with a new girl.

A feral child living in the woods helps Kitty after a stagecoach accident.

A convict agrees, upon his release, to kill a man he has never met.

Matt delays his pursuit of an outlaw in order to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) search for his mother.

Matt confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a boy (Johnnie Whitaker) find his mother.

A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for Doc Adams.

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect he has an imaginary friend.

Peggy McMillan and Andy get along fine until he learns her father is rich.

Debra is upset when she realizes that she and Ray no longer have anything to say to each other.

Ray becomes overdramatic after learning that Debra is comfortable with the twins performing as fairies in a school play.

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman he fell in love with when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Ray buys a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door-to-door saleswoman, which results in a cleaning war between Marie and Debra.

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that has sentimental value.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans.

When the partners of Carrie's law firm notice Doug's softball skills, they ask him to pretend he is a lawyer and play on the company team; Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner.

Carrie's relationship with her gynecologist (Judge Reinhold) is in jeopardy when Doug's cousin charges the doctor more than he quoted for landscaping work.

After hearing of possible layoffs at her law firm, Carrie begins to worry about her own job security; Doug loses Deacon's lucky Koosh ball.

Doug gets annoyed after Carrie loses her job, becomes extremely unmotivated and lazes around the house.

Carrie reminds Doug of a past incident at their first house when he wants to buy a chainsaw from an infomercial.

Jerry is in charge of a troublesome dog and is stuck in his apartment, which leaves George and Elaine stranded together with very little in common.

The library has no record of Jerry returning a book he took out in 1971.

Jerry and his friends lose their car in the multilevel parking garage at a huge mall.

Jerry's attempt to increase business at a small cafe backfires; George regrets agreeing to an IQ test.

After discovering that Matthew and Barb slept together, Christine forbids them to see each other. But while the couple are wondering if they are, indeed, still a pair, they drive Christine crazy by pretending to be inseparable.

Christine tries to take control of her hormones when her gynecologist suggests that she may be experiencing perimenopause.

Christine marries Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas; Richard tries proposing marriage to New Christine.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage.

The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual.

Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus stumbles into a cave where an elderly Indian lies dying.

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

The new mayor of Mayberry is critical of Andy's work as sheriff.

When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelorhood.

The Mayberry mayor demands Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console him.

Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning to stop selling produce from their truck.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume at his new job as a drugstore clerk.

A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

Barney is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.

Goober tries to impress an old friend from mechanics school by claiming to own a chain of gas stations.

Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons, until her instructor tells her that she is ready to solo.

Andy learns that Helen was once arrested for gun possession, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret.

During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity.

While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse.

After a bad session in the O.R., Hawkeye quarrels with Frank over his inadequacies, then finds one of his own patients is sinking fast.

An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed.

Festus and Newley overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to a wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

Doc must decide whether to risk operating on the gravely wounded Matt.

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

The Mayberry band, which has more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

Floyd tries to impress his pen pal Madelyn Grayson, a rich widow, by pretending to be a wealthy man. Things get complicated when Madelyn decides to visit Mayberry and meet him face-to-face.

Opie is jealous of all the time his father spends with his new girlfriend, so he feigns several illnesses to keep them apart.

Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Marie makes a provocative sculpture and gives it to Ray and Debra.

Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.

Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.

While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.

Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.

Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.

Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter.

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver (Melinda McGraw); George skips town to escape an irate husband.

After Jerry breaks up with his new girlfriend (Catherine Keener), she resorts to someone else's words to woo him back.

George and Elaine have some explaining to do when they take Jerry's car for a ride.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named "Kid Pepe" who is a gifted violinist.

Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.

Dorothy and Blanche try to help Rose overcome a 30-year dependency on prescription medication.

Rose thinks her visiting sister is trying to steal her friends.

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister.

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.