Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.

Herman is mistaken for a dummy by a couple of fraternity boys, who cart him off to a sorority house.

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for.

When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.

Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.

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An actor (Daniel Davis) hires Jonathan and Mark to look after his estranged children (Bobby Jacoby, Emily Moultrie).

On a film set, Jonathan meets another angel (Al Ruscio), and Mark falls for an actress (Stella Stevens).

Malcolm and Eddie reconsider their bachelorhood when they learn of an old friend's upcoming marriage.

Unexpected guests cause problems at a surprise party for Marcus (Charlie Robinson).

Dr. Joyce Brothers (guest starring as herself) is called in to counsel a combative Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson).

Steve (Steve Harvey) reluctantly allows Romeo (Merlin Santana) to move in while finishing out his senior year of high school.

Mark Cooper copes with the stress of his first teaching job and the challenge of living with two female roommates.

Mark (Mark Curry) suffers a broken tailbone when he substitutes for a first-grade teacher. Stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

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Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life.

Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas.

Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy.

Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date.

Steve and Romeo (Steve Harvey, Merlin Santana) become rivals for the affections of a 25-year-old swimsuit model.

Rap artist Lil' Bow Wow (guest starring as himself) wants to sample an old hit of Steve's (Steve Harvey) group, the Hi-Tops. Jermaine Dupri and Ron Isley also guest star.

An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions.

Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success.

A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.

Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions.

Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.

Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites."

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Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.

Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman.

With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership.

After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be.

Romeo's mother shows up and announces that she is leaving her husband to start a new life in Chicago.

When Steve's students take him court for a classroom injustice, he goes before TV's Judge Greg Mathis.

Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad.

The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job.

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.

Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

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Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession.

A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back.

Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money.

Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding.

Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley.

Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music.

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day.

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A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

Jonathan's guidance helps the romance of a quadriplegic lawyer (James Troesh) and Mark's cousin (Margie Impert).

Malcolm plots an elaborate Halloween scam to get back at Eddie for his earlier prank.

Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.

Regina agrees to a date with Steve's friend (Jonathan Slocum) if Steve will return the favor to one of hers.

Steve tries to help Regina overcome painful prom memories; Bullethead wins a date with a celebrity (Teena Marie) in a radio contest.

Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute.

While playing Santa Claus at a school festival, Mark promises a boy that his father will be home for Christmas.

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Maggie receives a party invitation, so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

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Jonathan arranges an exchange between a pitiless millionaire and a kind vagrant.

An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

A competition between bitter siblings for ownership of a family-owned corporation, after their father's untimely death, escalates into murder.

An explosion kills an executive as he calls his wife from a car phone, and suspicion falls on a company attorney.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

The ongoing feud between an out-of-favor Hollywood actress and a gossip columnist results in murder. Guest star: Anne Baxter.

Frasier takes over planning for Daphne's wedding; Niles' new girlfriend keeps tabs on the hours they spend together.

Dodging cameras, Frasier seeks revenge on broadcast bullies sponsoring a contest for the best wide-angle photo of his rear end.

Frasier, jealous over Niles' job as an art critic, schemes to get the same position at the radio station.

Roz hires Bulldog as her baby sitter, unaware that he's deliberately scaring away potential love interests.

Frasier's and Niles' new romantic interests create a wedge between the brothers when each thinks the other is moving in on his woman.

The Russian origin of Martin's clock prompts Frasier and Niles to look for evidence they're descendants of the Romanov dynasty.

Columbo investigates the apparent suicide of a tabloid reporter in the Los Angeles rave scene.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on "America's Funniest Home Videos." With Jeff Foxworthy.

While obeying a "don't walk" sign, Herman gets hit by a car.

Eddie's school essay about his family prompts a visit from the principal.

The Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party to meet the family of Marilyn's beau.

Lily and Herman find themselves the unwelcome targets of amorous advances made by their nosy neighbors; Grandpa's love potion affects the wrong people.

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

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A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Dylan Dreyer travels down under to meet Australian animals found nowhere else on the planet, from a tree-dwelling koala to a duck-billed platypus.

The Globetrotters line dance their way into the hearts of an amazing community in Tennessee, hit the beach with some amazing foster kids and their chosen family, and pay homage to their loyal fans; Bulldog breaks down his famous hook shot.

Sheinelle Jones explores some of the rarest animal species on Earth -- such as black rhinos and Amur leopards -- and their remarkable critter kids.

Sheinelle Jones is going out on a limb to meet the creatures who live life in the tallest trees, on the highest branches and in the thickest forests.

Peter and Rae travel to the Mojave desert, North America's driest region, to help conservationists save the Mojave desert tortoise; they explore a groundbreaking program that helps baby tortoises and ensures the survival of the entire species.

Dr. Rae and Peter embark on an extraordinary journey into the world of the American black bear; Dr. Rae travels to New Hampshire to participate in a crucial black bear den inspection, while Peter experiences a day in the life of a bear cub caretaker.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight."

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

After a man posing as him dies, Frasier reads his own obituary and regrets the decisions in his life.

A scheming Frederick (Trevor Einhorn) tries to get Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) back together during Thanksgiving dinner.

Daphne thinks Frasier is in love with her when she overhears his therapeutic ramblings following an injury.

Frasier plans a big Christmas blowout, while Daphne comes to grips with some surprising information; Niles' new relationship hits a snag.

A road trip on New Year's Eve goes awry when Niles accidentally falls asleep in the wrong recreational vehicle.

Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Herman is mistaken for a monster when he takes a walk in the local park.

Herman and Grandpa mistakenly think that Lily is pregnant.

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

To prove Ogden's innocence in the death of an alderman's wife, Murdoch pursues the politician with a vengeance.

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A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.

Malcolm and Eddie think they have each met the perfect match, until they find out it's the same girl.

Cedric and Lovita (Cedric "the Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) conspire to bring the romantically impaired Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) together.

The kids boycott the student-faculty talent show after the childish adults become a tad too competitive.

Mark and Vanessa try to help Robin renew her relationship with her estranged father, a popular jazz singer.

When their landlord dies, Mark, Robin and Vanessa decide to buy the house using money from Vanessa's trust fund.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

With a traditional Nigerian wedding approaching, the Wheelers are formally introduced to Abishola's family; Bob tries to demonstrate his serious intentions of marrying Abishola; Abishola tries to keep the peace between her mother and Auntie Olu.

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As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Eddie faces a fight in the boxing ring to settle a dispute with a big ex-con (Morocco Omari).

Malcolm and Eddie have to convince the good-looking tenant next door to move her studio.

The gang is interviewed for a TV documentary about Steve's career path from R&B performer to vice principal.

When Bullethead catches Steve and Regina in a compromising position, students start gossiping about their once-secret affair.

Mark falls for a new teacher until he learns she is Coach Ricketts' daughter; Vanessa and Robin help their neighbor.

A teachers strike puts Mark out of work and Vanessa gets him a job in the mail room at her brokerage firm.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Al's favorite pie-maker, known as Aunt Maddie, takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave; Peg, Bud and Jefferson want to cook Kelly's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own.

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Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings.

Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship.

Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture.

Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her.

Mark plans to spend Valentine's Day alone until a stranger knocks on his door; Robin and Vanessa look for romance.

A series of mishaps lands Mark, Robin and Vanessa in jail when they take a group of students on a camping trip.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.