The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.

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Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession.

A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back.

Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money.

Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding.

Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley.

Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music.

Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

Bob and Abishola realize the perfect date for their wedding is in just three weeks and enlist their family and friends to help plan their big day.

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A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

Jonathan's guidance helps the romance of a quadriplegic lawyer (James Troesh) and Mark's cousin (Margie Impert).

Malcolm plots an elaborate Halloween scam to get back at Eddie for his earlier prank.

Non-church-goers Malcolm and Eddie accidentally volunteer to teach Sunday school while visiting at Nicolette's church and find that they have a knack for public speaking.

Regina agrees to a date with Steve's friend (Jonathan Slocum) if Steve will return the favor to one of hers.

Steve tries to help Regina overcome painful prom memories; Bullethead wins a date with a celebrity (Teena Marie) in a radio contest.

Vanessa turns to Mark for help after she arranges a business dinner for her boss that he cancels at the last minute.

While playing Santa Claus at a school festival, Mark promises a boy that his father will be home for Christmas.

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.

Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Maggie receives a party invitation, so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.

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Jonathan arranges an exchange between a pitiless millionaire and a kind vagrant.

An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

A competition between bitter siblings for ownership of a family-owned corporation, after their father's untimely death, escalates into murder.

An explosion kills an executive as he calls his wife from a car phone, and suspicion falls on a company attorney.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

The ongoing feud between an out-of-favor Hollywood actress and a gossip columnist results in murder. Guest star: Anne Baxter.

Frasier takes over planning for Daphne's wedding; Niles' new girlfriend keeps tabs on the hours they spend together.

Dodging cameras, Frasier seeks revenge on broadcast bullies sponsoring a contest for the best wide-angle photo of his rear end.

Frasier, jealous over Niles' job as an art critic, schemes to get the same position at the radio station.

Roz hires Bulldog as her baby sitter, unaware that he's deliberately scaring away potential love interests.

Frasier's and Niles' new romantic interests create a wedge between the brothers when each thinks the other is moving in on his woman.

The Russian origin of Martin's clock prompts Frasier and Niles to look for evidence they're descendants of the Romanov dynasty.

Columbo investigates the apparent suicide of a tabloid reporter in the Los Angeles rave scene.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on "America's Funniest Home Videos." With Jeff Foxworthy.

While obeying a "don't walk" sign, Herman gets hit by a car.

Eddie's school essay about his family prompts a visit from the principal.

The Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party to meet the family of Marilyn's beau.

Lily and Herman find themselves the unwelcome targets of amorous advances made by their nosy neighbors; Grandpa's love potion affects the wrong people.

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

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A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

A widower (Lew Ayres) pines away in a rest home, until his grandson and Jonathan give him jogging shoes.

Dylan Dreyer travels down under to meet Australian animals found nowhere else on the planet, from a tree-dwelling koala to a duck-billed platypus.

The Globetrotters line dance their way into the hearts of an amazing community in Tennessee, hit the beach with some amazing foster kids and their chosen family, and pay homage to their loyal fans; Bulldog breaks down his famous hook shot.

Sheinelle Jones explores some of the rarest animal species on Earth -- such as black rhinos and Amur leopards -- and their remarkable critter kids.

Sheinelle Jones is going out on a limb to meet the creatures who live life in the tallest trees, on the highest branches and in the thickest forests.

Peter and Rae travel to the Mojave desert, North America's driest region, to help conservationists save the Mojave desert tortoise; they explore a groundbreaking program that helps baby tortoises and ensures the survival of the entire species.

Dr. Rae and Peter embark on an extraordinary journey into the world of the American black bear; Dr. Rae travels to New Hampshire to participate in a crucial black bear den inspection, while Peter experiences a day in the life of a bear cub caretaker.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight."

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

After a man posing as him dies, Frasier reads his own obituary and regrets the decisions in his life.

A scheming Frederick (Trevor Einhorn) tries to get Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) back together during Thanksgiving dinner.

Daphne thinks Frasier is in love with her when she overhears his therapeutic ramblings following an injury.

Frasier plans a big Christmas blowout, while Daphne comes to grips with some surprising information; Niles' new relationship hits a snag.

A road trip on New Year's Eve goes awry when Niles accidentally falls asleep in the wrong recreational vehicle.

Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.

Herman is mistaken for a monster when he takes a walk in the local park.

Herman and Grandpa mistakenly think that Lily is pregnant.

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

To prove Ogden's innocence in the death of an alderman's wife, Murdoch pursues the politician with a vengeance.

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A playboy goes against his father's wishes when he chooses a bride.

Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

A wealthy tycoon challenges Eddie to a high-stakes game of golf.

Malcolm and Eddie think they have each met the perfect match, until they find out it's the same girl.

Cedric and Lovita (Cedric "the Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) conspire to bring the romantically impaired Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) together.

The kids boycott the student-faculty talent show after the childish adults become a tad too competitive.

Mark and Vanessa try to help Robin renew her relationship with her estranged father, a popular jazz singer.

When their landlord dies, Mark, Robin and Vanessa decide to buy the house using money from Vanessa's trust fund.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

A hurricane forces everyone into the Bundy basement, trapping the men with their storm-excited wives.

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

A morality clause in the "Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil" girl contract requires Kelly to refrain from sex.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura, after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake; Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship; Laura doesn't care that he dates other women, but she does have one request, Charlie must be available for her whenever she wants him; Charlie loves the idea, until Laura takes advantage of the situation; when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

With a traditional Nigerian wedding approaching, the Wheelers are formally introduced to Abishola's family; Bob tries to demonstrate his serious intentions of marrying Abishola; Abishola tries to keep the peace between her mother and Auntie Olu.

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As counselors at a camp for youths with cancer, Jonathan and Mark help a teenage ex-athlete.

While most of the campers find contentment, Jonathan encourages Jason's reluctant father to join in.

Eddie faces a fight in the boxing ring to settle a dispute with a big ex-con (Morocco Omari).

Malcolm and Eddie have to convince the good-looking tenant next door to move her studio.

The gang is interviewed for a TV documentary about Steve's career path from R&B performer to vice principal.

When Bullethead catches Steve and Regina in a compromising position, students start gossiping about their once-secret affair.

Mark falls for a new teacher until he learns she is Coach Ricketts' daughter; Vanessa and Robin help their neighbor.

A teachers strike puts Mark out of work and Vanessa gets him a job in the mail room at her brokerage firm.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Al's favorite pie-maker, known as Aunt Maddie, takes her secret recipe for sweet-potato pie to her grave; Peg, Bud and Jefferson want to cook Kelly's pet turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Al and Griff lose their jobs just before the holiday season; Bud and Kelly try to make some Christmas dollars.

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own.

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Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun.

Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings.

Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship.

Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture.

Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her.

Mark plans to spend Valentine's Day alone until a stranger knocks on his door; Robin and Vanessa look for romance.

A series of mishaps lands Mark, Robin and Vanessa in jail when they take a group of students on a camping trip.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling.

A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man.

Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke).

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit.

With Bob and Abishola settling into married life, Dottie feels pushed aside and decides to run away from home; Goodwin and Kofo bring a domestic dispute to MaxDot.

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Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French.

The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter.

Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm.

Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner.

Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting.

The next-door neighbor (Marquise Wilson) runs away from home and moves in with Mark, Robin and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis, Holly Robinson).

Mark is assigned to teach a class of incorrigibles who show no interest in school until they get a chance to prove themselves.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar.

Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success.

Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym.

Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.

Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl.

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.com.

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.

After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob.

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When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.

An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg.

Malcolm and Eddie appear on a TV court show when Eddie accuses Malcolm of negligence after his hat collection is stolen.

Nicolette proves to be the roommate from hell when she temporarily moves in with Malcolm and Eddie.

Steve plays it cool when Regina attends a singles weekend, but their faith in each other is rattled by a series of ill-timed phone calls.

A beautiful cousin (Kim Fields) visits and shows Regina disrespect in front her colleagues.

Mark only succeeds in making matters worse when he tries to console Robin after her prized piano is set on fire.

Vanessa and Robin (Holly Robinson, Dawnn Lewis) leave Mark (Mark Curry) out of the discussion when they rewrite the rules of the house.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.

Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.

The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.

After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) go overboard when they discover the ability to swap shoes for mall merchandise.

Al wants to spend a night out with the boys, but Peggy has other plans for him.

Peggy hopes to rekindle the flame in her marriage when Al's interest in romance wanes.

Al accidentally shoots his neighbor's dog when he investigates a strange noise in the night.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight.

Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget.

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Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople.

Scotty faces prejudice when he defends a disfigured artist on an assault charge. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula.

A motivational researcher blackmails to further his career, kills a man, then frames the victim's wife.

An enraged publisher hires a gunman to kill an author who intends to sign a contract with a competitor.

A flustered Frasier manages to get a date after he runs into his high-school dream girl (Jean Smart).

Martin must pretend that he is gay for the sake of Frasier's potential new romance. Guest stars: Marg Helgenberger and Mary Louise Wilson.

Frasier hires a temporary replacement for a vacationing Roz, but the woman soon begins to take over his radio show.

Niles' new girlfriend pushes him and Frasier into competition for a coveted position in their wine club.

Frasier and Roz end up roommates at a broadcasting convention; Martin accepts a lawyer's offer to stake out a philandering husband.

Frasier's agent Bebe (Harriet Sansom Harris) becomes his unlikely co-host during a temporary stint on a TV talk show.