The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield.

Dewey continues to wander around lost while Malcolm and his family are stuck in an all-day traffic jam.

Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.

A spoiled rich girl is sent to work for her family's toy business in China after she is cut off by her father for blowing through most of her trust fund.

When Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how -- in disguise.

Steph's guy from Tinder has a dungeon-like abode; Tara recounts her date with a pop star; Ariel turns to dating to distract himself from the passing of a close friend.

Laura offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to snoop through his house; Jordan goes out with a love interest but he blacks out from heavy drinking, leaving him to put the pieces back together of what happened the night before.

Glenn strikes gold when a gorgeous man asks him on a gym date, but it deteriorates quickly as the man has serious rage issues; Hannah is charmed by a classmate's powerful performance; Jesse agrees to meet a guy from a dating app that is into kink.

Freedia and Devon can't decide on details for their dream wedding; a phone call from Beyoncé; a homeless Flash.

Big Freedia's feature on Beyoncé's "Formation" gets the Queen Diva lots of publicity, but a fight with Devon at Mardis Gras garners the wrong kind of attention; Tootie wants to bring back former dancer Steph and reunite the Shake Team.

Freedia courts controversy when a concert in Mississippi gets canceled for excessive twerking; the team prepares to debut new music from the Queen Diva's upcoming album; Tootie gives back to the community.

A federal indictment rocks Freedia as she tries to expand her brand by launching Big Freedia's Soul Food; Flash seeks to connect with his long-lost family.

Freedia has her day in court and faces a media circus; Flash heads to Michigan to meet his great-grandmother and learn about his past.

Freedia's previously banned Mississippi performance gets rescheduled; Tootie surprises the girl she mentors with an opportunity at NOLA Fashion Week.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers; Michael chastises Janet for packing too many clothes.

Michael discovers the family's flight home from Hawaii leaves much earlier than he thought; Claire tries to hide her costly hotel charges.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Janet learns that Claire is thinking about having sex with her boyfriend; Jr. is an irresponsible driver.

Giles returns with a device he hopes will deactivate the trigger in Spike's subconscious; Willow embarks on a journey.

Faith (Eliza Dushku) enters the fray against an evil cleric who stuns the gang with his viciousness and might.

Caleb launches an attack against Buffy; Faith takes the potential slayers out to blow off some steam, and the night ends with a startling development.

Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.

Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) loses her job at the pharmacy after Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers blow up the store's steam cleaner.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) secretly takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan) to the stock-car races on a school day.

Exasperated with nonstop complaints, Lois throws in the towel, which leads to the rapid breakdown of family life.

Following Malcolm's advice, Reese joins the cheerleading squad to impress the object of his affection.

In order to get in-line skates, Malcolm must go through Hal's rollerskate training program.

Chaos ensues when Malcolm invites his Krelboyne classmates over to his house to build a robot for a competition.

On Monday morning, Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers convince their ailing mother (Jane Kaczmarek) that it's Sunday.

The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield.

Dewey continues to wander around lost while Malcolm and his family are stuck in an all-day traffic jam.

Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.

Cafe manager and drag star Spencer is looking for a suitable man; Makeup artist Jennifer keeps coming up short with men who can't match her drive; he senses seascapes and urinal cakes; she senses soothing sounds and sticky hands.

Umma wants the family to celebrate Jung getting his GED; Janet gets tired of being the good one; Jung struggles to tell Shannon about a new opportunity.

The final 24 hours of the ex-Beatle's life before he was murdered by Mark David Chapman.

The Beatles took the world by storm in the 1960s and are still the best-selling band of all time with 183 million sales worldwide.

Tracing the unlikely path to success of the band Queen.

The story of Queen's lead singer, Freddie Mercury.

Excited to go on a date with her crush, Carlita is surprised to end up at his mother's house instead; "RuPaul's Drag Race" contestant Vanessa Vanjie Mateo goes on a date in Texas and when her date starts ignoring her, all hell starts breaking loose.

Alex goes on a karaoke date with Kevin, but is sad to learn that Kevin invited some friends.

Allie falls for a handsome pilot who lives in her building. But when he disappears Allie is left heartbroken until he shows up again. Dorian goes on a date with a girl who has a Jekyll and Hyde-like personality.

In 1995, Tanya was on a double date driving through the mountains; the boys hunt down an elk and leave the girls stranded in the Utah wilderness; 19-year-old Sam dates a much older army veteran with a dark past and an insatiable sexual appetite.

Freedia expands her brand to the digital world when she produces a Bounce-based exercise app; Tootie channels her inner construction worker when the team builds a home for a local family.

With her sentencing hearing looming and her future uncertain, Freedia prepares to launch a pop-up restaurant; Freedia and Devon make a tough decision about their relationship.

Freedia's recent felony conviction forces her to change everything in her life and career including a lifelong love of marijuana.

It's the Queen's birthday and parole ain't stopping this diva from celebrating with family, friends and getting lit; chef Freedia hits the streets to better her community with her famous booty poppin' potatoes.

Faith and the potentials discover an element of the First's plan and launch a pre-emptive strike; Buffy brawls with Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Wielding a mystical new weapon, Buffy rejoins the fray on the eve of the final confrontation; Angel (David Boreanaz) fights at Buffy's side against a revitalized Caleb (Nathan Fillion).

Buffy crafts an ingenious plan to destroy the First and leads her friends on a final mission into the Hellmouth.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.

Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.

Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.

Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.

Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.

When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.

Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) becomes a target for up-and-coming bullies after big brother Reese (Justin Berfield) gets beaten up by a girl.

Deported from the United States, two drug dealers (Ky-Mani Marley, Spragga Benz) travel to Miami and continue their violent ways.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

When Phelisha agrees to date a white co-worker, she's shocked to see him dressed up as 50 Cent; Cory scores with a MILF, but leaves a treasured family heirloom at her house and must retrieve it the only way he knows how -- in disguise.

Laura offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to snoop through his house; Jordan goes out with a love interest but he blacks out from heavy drinking, leaving him to put the pieces back together of what happened the night before.

Gabe plans a picturesque date on a sailboat, but it quickly goes awry; while working her first job at a carnival, Amy gets asked out by a corny manager; fresh out of being un-engaged, Victoria's date goes from romantic to creepy very quickly.

A spoiled rich girl is sent to work for her family's toy business in China after she is cut off by her father for blowing through most of her trust fund.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Rebellious Claire rejects the boyfriend her father likes and takes up with one he views with disfavor.

Janet's overzealous direction of the school play is cause for concern for Kady's kindergarten teacher.

Michael and Jay give their bickering kids a taste of their own medicine, making them scared they're on the brink of breaking up.

Michael's sister (Vivica A. Fox) visits and sparks a rivalry with Jay.

Michael's advice about women backfires when Jr. ends up with two dates to a dance; Jay dreams Michael is having an affair with Janet Jackson.

When Michael inspires Jay's artistic side, she makes him pose for a nude painting that makes him the subject of everyone's jokes.

Michael is caught by surprise when his childhood friend, Tommy, shows up for a visit in a wheelchair.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Michael finally gets the house to himself when a blackout occurs.

Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.

Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.

Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.

Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.

Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.

When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.

Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) becomes a target for up-and-coming bullies after big brother Reese (Justin Berfield) gets beaten up by a girl.

Lois forces Malcolm to befriend the meanest old lady on the block; Dewey begins carrying a purse to school.

When a girl develops a crush on Malcolm (Frankie Muniz), he reciprocates by throwing a brick through her window. With Jane Kaczmarek.

The new neighbors terrorize Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield), while their garden gnome stalks Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan). Guest stars: Robin Riker, Gregory Jbara, Michael Welch and Dakota Fanning.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) suffers a midlife crisis on career day at Dewey's (Erik Per Sullivan) school and decides to become a painter.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

Lily agrees to go on a date with a handsome older man, but things turn sour when he gets high; Che is vacationing in Mexico and picks up a Norwegian hottie, but he gets caught by her husband and seized by the Mexican police.

Steph's guy from Tinder has a dungeon-like abode; Tara recounts her date with a pop star; Ariel turns to dating to distract himself from the passing of a close friend.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode dives into four diverse topics: the Furby, the Blackberry, the 90s Nickelodeon TV hit Legends of the Hidden Temple and the Galactic Starcruiser at Disney World.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: Blockbuster, Talkboy, the Lotus Esprit and MacGyver.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: McDonald's Arch Deluxe, Videopolis, Harley-Davidson Cologne and Perfume Line, and Saved by the Bell!

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: New Coke, Total Request Live, Betamax, and Friendster.

Discontinued uncovers the rise and fall of things from the past. The episode focuses on four diverse topics: American Gladiators, Borders Bookstore, Haribo's Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, and Google Glass.

Buffy learns more about her role as a vampire slayer when she and her mother move to Sunnydale, Calif., where evil lurks in the community.

While Buffy learns about the awesome powers of the Master, she also must save Sunnydale from an onslaught of vampires.

Cheerleading candidates are being struck down by a variety of catastrophes, so Buffy sets out to unmask the witch she suspects is at fault.

Buffy tries to protect Xander after he falls for a substitute teacher; Angel warns Buffy of a claw-handed vampire.

As Buffy tries to behave like a normal girl on a date, the Master calls on a warrior vampire to destroy her.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Buffy and Giles face a demon spirit that has been trapped since the Dark Ages; Willow falls for a cyberbeau whom she met online.

Buffy sets out to catch a thief who steals human organs; the principal forces Giles to run the school talent show.

People in Sunnydale begin living out their worst fears, including Xander, who comes to school in his underwear, and Giles, who discovers he can't read.

Buffy and Cordelia become allies to combat an invisible spirit; Angel warns Giles that Buffy could be in danger.

Buffy's plan to live a normal life goes awry when the Earth cracks open and an army of demons emerges.

Lois forces Malcolm to befriend the meanest old lady on the block; Dewey begins carrying a purse to school.

When a girl develops a crush on Malcolm (Frankie Muniz), he reciprocates by throwing a brick through her window. With Jane Kaczmarek.

The new neighbors terrorize Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield), while their garden gnome stalks Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan). Guest stars: Robin Riker, Gregory Jbara, Michael Welch and Dakota Fanning.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) suffers a midlife crisis on career day at Dewey's (Erik Per Sullivan) school and decides to become a painter.

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Featuring BYB heavyweight champion Gustavo Trujillo vs. BKB heavyweight champion Richie Leak in a title unification match. From the Charles F. Dodge Center in Pembroke Pines, Fla.

The rivalry between the Worldwide Underground and the Reptile Tribe escalates and the stakes are raised in the war between the two factions; The Mack suffers a haunting experience; Pentagon and Cage must find partners.

Mariposa makes a proposal to Antonio Cueto; Paul London makes an offering to the Gods on behalf of the White Rabbit; The Worldwide Underground take on The Reptile Tribe in an Atomicos Match; if the Reptiles win, Johnny must join them.

Paul London attempts to satisfy the White Rabbit; tensions between the Trios Champions are at an all-time high as they are forced to defend their titles against a dangerous opponent; Cage and Pentagon Dark's conflict explodes.

Keraun runs with wolves, goes on a stroll with a professional dog walker and sits down with a pet psychic.

Michael is disheartened when he does not win the Small Businessman of the Year award.

Michael and Jay return home to find Jr. and his girlfriend (Meagan Good) fooling around in their bed.

A furious Michael considers throwing Jr. out of the house after catching him in a compromising position with his girlfriend (Meagan Good).

Michael and Jay end up serving on the same jury together; Michael suspects he has been the victim of jury tampering.

Xander and a group of obnoxious students start acting strangely after entering a quarantined hyena exhibit at the zoo.

Buffy can't deny her obsession with Angel, while Xander's frustration over his feelings for Buffy intensifies.

Buffy and Giles face a demon spirit that has been trapped since the Dark Ages; Willow falls for a cyberbeau whom she met online.

Buffy sets out to catch a thief who steals human organs; the principal forces Giles to run the school talent show.

People in Sunnydale begin living out their worst fears, including Xander, who comes to school in his underwear, and Giles, who discovers he can't read.

Buffy and Cordelia become allies to combat an invisible spirit; Angel warns Giles that Buffy could be in danger.

Buffy's plan to live a normal life goes awry when the Earth cracks open and an army of demons emerges.

Lois' parents (Cloris Leachman, Robert Loggia) visit and insist on providing financial assistance to the family.

A policeman impounds Lois' car because of 16 unpaid parking tickets.

The hospital admits Malcolm for appendicitis.

Hal enrolls Reese and himself in a father/son cooking class.

Lois enlists Malcolm to tutor Reese.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan.

Malcolm and Reese strive to impress Francis in order to win a concert ticket.

Malcolm and Reese strive to impress Francis in order to win a concert ticket.

When the boys sneak off to a carnival, Stevie is captured by a tipsy guard and Dewey befriends sideshow freaks.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) accidentally derails a train carrying toxic waste, forcing the townspeople to evacuate. With Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek.

Lois' parents (Cloris Leachman, Robert Loggia) visit and insist on providing financial assistance to the family.

A policeman impounds Lois' car because of 16 unpaid parking tickets.

The hospital admits Malcolm for appendicitis.

Hal enrolls Reese and himself in a father/son cooking class.

Lois enlists Malcolm to tutor Reese.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan.

Malcolm and Reese strive to impress Francis in order to win a concert ticket.

Malcolm and Reese strive to impress Francis in order to win a concert ticket.

When the boys sneak off to a carnival, Stevie is captured by a tipsy guard and Dewey befriends sideshow freaks.

Hal (Bryan Cranston) accidentally derails a train carrying toxic waste, forcing the townspeople to evacuate. With Frankie Muniz and Jane Kaczmarek.

The final 24 hours of the ex-Beatle's life before he was murdered by Mark David Chapman.

The Beatles took the world by storm in the 1960s and are still the best-selling band of all time with 183 million sales worldwide.

Tracing the unlikely path to success of the band Queen.

The story of Queen's lead singer, Freddie Mercury.

A pregnancy scare prompts Lois and Hal (Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston) to recall the births of each of their four sons. With Frankie Muniz.

Hal and Lois take the family on a houseboat vacation with the Kenarbins.

Francis devises a plan to become legally emancipated from his parents; a new teacher pits the Krelboynes against one another.

Lois joins a book club in order to gain a respite from Hal and the boys, and she soon learns that the club is an excuse for other mothers to get together and socialize.

When Malcolm finally finds a girlfriend, he loses focus on his schoolwork; Dewey makes a new friend -- a real one.

The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

A hopeless romantic is unknowingly cursed with relationship problems passed down from her father's chauvinistic ways.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

A spoiled rich girl is sent to work for her family's toy business in China after she is cut off by her father for blowing through most of her trust fund.

Michael calls a family court session when Jr. battles Claire over ownership of a discovered wallet containing $500.

Michael's fears come true when he tries to teach Claire how to drive.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Jay wonders why Michael saved a picture of an attractive ex-girlfriend; Franklin cannot admit Aretha is as good a singer as he is a pianist.

Claire and Tony announce the time has come for them to consummate their relationship; Kady catches Jr. playing with her dolls.

Michael and Jay volunteer to be chaperons at Claire's high-school prom; Jr. gets excited about fixing up his first car.

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

Jr.'s high-school graduation day is a cause for celebration and concern about his future for Michael and Jay, who want him to go to college.

A pregnancy scare prompts Lois and Hal (Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston) to recall the births of each of their four sons. With Frankie Muniz.

Hal and Lois take the family on a houseboat vacation with the Kenarbins.

Francis devises a plan to become legally emancipated from his parents; a new teacher pits the Krelboynes against one another.

Lois joins a book club in order to gain a respite from Hal and the boys, and she soon learns that the club is an excuse for other mothers to get together and socialize.

When Malcolm finally finds a girlfriend, he loses focus on his schoolwork; Dewey makes a new friend -- a real one.

The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Danny Trejo, the bad-boy icon with a heart of gold, grills his famous Trejo's Tacos in his backyard; Danny and his son Gilbert discuss Danny's wild past, what is truly important in life, and how good things happen when helping others.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.

Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.

Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.

Reese flips burgers to earn his keep; Malcolm meets his academic match; Dewey is promised a puppy if he can keep a goldfish alive.

Lois gets a makeover that leaves her looking sexy but trashy; Dad doesn't play fair when it comes to playing hoops with the boys; Francis becomes the logging camp's champion rat catcher.

At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.

At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.

Reese grows impatient with his driving instructor and asserts himself on the road.

Classmate Cynthia blossoms into a young woman, making it hard for Malcolm and Reese to concentrate on what she says.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan.

Moving wrapped presents into the garage, Lois threatens to cancel Christmas unless the boys can behave themselves until Dec. 25; Francis is forced to visit his grandmother.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.

Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.

Reese flips burgers to earn his keep; Malcolm meets his academic match; Dewey is promised a puppy if he can keep a goldfish alive.

Lois gets a makeover that leaves her looking sexy but trashy; Dad doesn't play fair when it comes to playing hoops with the boys; Francis becomes the logging camp's champion rat catcher.

At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.

At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.

Reese grows impatient with his driving instructor and asserts himself on the road.

Classmate Cynthia blossoms into a young woman, making it hard for Malcolm and Reese to concentrate on what she says.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per Sullivan.

Moving wrapped presents into the garage, Lois threatens to cancel Christmas unless the boys can behave themselves until Dec. 25; Francis is forced to visit his grandmother.

Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Hal, jealous that Lois and the boys have made bigger and better Christmas gifts than he has, lies about the fabulous present he has in store for the family.

A hopeless romantic is unknowingly cursed with relationship problems passed down from her father's chauvinistic ways.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

Michael and Jay realize they have nine months to transform their teenaged son into a responsible adult, capable of providing for his new family.

As the boss' son, Jr. convinces other employees at Kyle Trucking to do his work for him; Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet.

Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Family, friends and fellow musicians describe the life of the child prodigy turned king of pop Michael Jackson over his four-decade career, from his rise to fame to his later battle with tabloids.

Finding out what happens when a person blows up a fireworks store; Sherry Cola discusses her take on the future of casual sex.

Mario Lopez and his wife show off their Los Angeles home.

A hopeless romantic is unknowingly cursed with relationship problems passed down from her father's chauvinistic ways.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound; the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

Michael fears the worst when he discovers condoms in Claire's backpack; Jr. accidentally gives Kady a dose of dog medicine.

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.

Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.

Kelly Brooks has given up on finding love during the holiday season until her childhood friend returns home for Christmas to win her heart.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

Michael Jackson, the "King of Pop," spends his last hours battling insomnia and pleading with his personal physician.

This episode re-examines monogamy, unpacks the jealousy question and dives into polyamory and other forms of consensual non-monogamy.

Gender and sexuality are so interwoven, it's hard to know where one ends and the other begins; exploring the ideas of gender, sexuality and the possibilities beyond the gender binary.

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

Frank Vega (Danny Trejo) teams up with his agoraphobic buddy Bernie Pope (Danny Glover) to clean up Los Angeles' crime-infested streets.

A hopeless romantic is unknowingly cursed with relationship problems passed down from her father's chauvinistic ways.

Celebrating influential LGBTQ+ individuals who are shaping culture, politics and society.

Xander and Willow worry about Buffy's behavior; Cordelia and Ms. Calendar are kidnapped; Buffy turns Angel away.

Buffy discovers that body parts missing from girls' graves are being used to build the perfect woman.

Angel's former friends arrive in Sunnydale; Buffy must shield her mother when a gang of vampires crashes parent-teacher night.

Buffy and Giles (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head) become suspicious of a Peruvian exchange student (Ara Celi) with whom Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in love.

Lois punishes the boys for forgetting Hal's birthday by assigning them backbreaking chores; Francis plans a surprise trip home for his father's birthday.

Hal takes over as coach for Dewey's soccer team; Malcolm and Reese inherit a laptop computer from a neighbor.

Dewey secretly adopts a huge dog, training it to protect him by attacking Malcolm and Reese on command.

Reese convinces girls that Stevie is terminally ill, so they indulge Stevie's request that they smooch with the boys before the end of his life.

Convinced the boys damaged the car while joyriding, Hal takes them to see a therapist (guest star Andy Richter).

Lois is called for jury duty and sworn to secrecy, which drives Hal nuts; the boys get lost in a storm drain.

When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.

Bedridden Craig hires a trained monkey to help with the household chores.

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.

After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

A stripper seeks a sexual health check-up; newly bisexual Sophie needs tips on how to pleasure a woman.

When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

Lois punishes the boys for forgetting Hal's birthday by assigning them backbreaking chores; Francis plans a surprise trip home for his father's birthday.

Hal takes over as coach for Dewey's soccer team; Malcolm and Reese inherit a laptop computer from a neighbor.

Dewey secretly adopts a huge dog, training it to protect him by attacking Malcolm and Reese on command.

Reese convinces girls that Stevie is terminally ill, so they indulge Stevie's request that they smooch with the boys before the end of his life.

Convinced the boys damaged the car while joyriding, Hal takes them to see a therapist (guest star Andy Richter).

Lois is called for jury duty and sworn to secrecy, which drives Hal nuts; the boys get lost in a storm drain.

When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.

Bedridden Craig hires a trained monkey to help with the household chores.

Xander and Willow worry about Buffy's behavior; Cordelia and Ms. Calendar are kidnapped; Buffy turns Angel away.

Buffy discovers that body parts missing from girls' graves are being used to build the perfect woman.

Angel's former friends arrive in Sunnydale; Buffy must shield her mother when a gang of vampires crashes parent-teacher night.

Buffy and Giles (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anthony Stewart Head) become suspicious of a Peruvian exchange student (Ara Celi) with whom Xander (Nicholas Brendon) falls in love.

Buffy and Cordelia attend a fraternity bash where they are offered as human sacrifices to a half-man, half-snake creature.

Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar) loses her slaying ability while trick-or-treating with neighborhood children.

Buffy's fifth-grade crush arrives in Sunnydale intending to deliver her to Spike in exchange for the immortal life of a vampire.

Buffy and Angel race to save Ms. Calendar's soul from a demon; Giles is jeopardized by the discovery of a murder victim.

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.